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I must say that this has got to be the greatest site design that I have seen in many a long year: LOVEISADOGFROMHELL.COM - not only is the design solid, so is the content.

APPLE is happily making lots of money, despite naysayers.

The Microsoft Network sells JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA action figures.

Condoms designed to match your blood type, PANTIES WORN BY SCHOOL GIRLS - what the hell?.

Alright, this is pretty *damn* funny: LIFE SIZED SATANIC DOLL SERVES AS MASTURBATION TOY FOR AMERICA'S YOUTH.

Man, I love PERL.

Stone Cold Steve Austin to star in SCREAM 3 - (hopefully, he'll play some guy named "Mr. Pickleworth" who teaches history... and then dies).

Dammit, they're talking about a sequel to URBAN LEGEND.

Apparently, the band SONIC YOUTH had all their equipment stolen while in Orange County, and are desperately searching for it back. You can call (collect) Aaron at 212.343.2314 or email MASCARAS66@AOL.COM if you have info or questions. I haven't even heard these guys, but I know what it's like to get crap stolen.

The newest VIEWER DISCRETION (#24) is available at LOW BANDWIDTH, and once again, good ol' Morbus gets blamed for the world's problems.