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| − | A scholar who prides in his unenthralling | + | A scholar who prides in his unenthralling speech, he is dissapointed if he can make it through a Lecture without everyone going to sleep. It is considered bad Edict to forget to bring a Pillow to one of his lectures. Some of his fellow Scholars have been known to run in fear if he starts heading up toward the front of an Audotorium. |
Mr. Firth, the only title he will accept, accepts all this with good humor. It is well known that he writes terrible Novels under false which subsequently sell very well. Suspiciously, many have turned up in his Colleagues Garbage, as it is the better his Book Sells, the less he speaks. | Mr. Firth, the only title he will accept, accepts all this with good humor. It is well known that he writes terrible Novels under false which subsequently sell very well. Suspiciously, many have turned up in his Colleagues Garbage, as it is the better his Book Sells, the less he speaks. | ||
He submits articles to the Encyclopedia most as something to fill the hours that he spends not speaking, and not making his books any better. | He submits articles to the Encyclopedia most as something to fill the hours that he spends not speaking, and not making his books any better. | ||
Revision as of 00:12, 27 April 2005
A scholar who prides in his unenthralling speech, he is dissapointed if he can make it through a Lecture without everyone going to sleep. It is considered bad Edict to forget to bring a Pillow to one of his lectures. Some of his fellow Scholars have been known to run in fear if he starts heading up toward the front of an Audotorium.
Mr. Firth, the only title he will accept, accepts all this with good humor. It is well known that he writes terrible Novels under false which subsequently sell very well. Suspiciously, many have turned up in his Colleagues Garbage, as it is the better his Book Sells, the less he speaks.
He submits articles to the Encyclopedia most as something to fill the hours that he spends not speaking, and not making his books any better.
