Ghyll:Xlardamnf

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I think I can work this DIB into something worthwhile. --Doctor Phineas Crank 15:57, 3 Apr 2005 (EDT)

As the "original" vlorm snorter outside the Xurient, Xlardamnf is often refered to as the Stone of Wisdom. Indeed, he toked up on so much Five-o-clock tea plant in his lifetime that his vlorm is enshrined in a special, mind-expanded wing of the Odlucian Library. Old Xlardamnf is a mysterious figure who seemed to spring forth fully formed in Folktown just about the same time of the infamous Amphitheatre aristocracy vlorm performance at the 'Daver in -185 EC. Some say that he was the mystic who snorted the performance, but others seem to think that he was just a wandering mystic who followed the theoalchemical "scent" of the antique vlorm used in the performance. What is known for sure is that Xlardamnf circulated pamphlets filled with esoteric wisdom from the Xurient and that he dispensed from the Stone of Wisdom at the center of Folktown. Oddly enough, that particular Stone was a very large boulder, the top of which was quite high, and was conveniently located within Freege Horn-distance of the 'Daver.


Citations: Stone of Wisdom, Five-o-clock tea plant, Folktown