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Gyll Hill is one of the many pseudo-places in Ghyll used on surveys, usage metering forms, personality tests, and other official paperwork that bored Ghyllians want not to fill in seriously. Though there are many other pseudo-places used from time to time--Cheeks' Gap, Suckit Ho, Unkey's Muncle, Little Dingle, and Much Laffing amongst them--Gyll Hill is most common by far.
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Gyll Hill is one of the many pseudo-places in Ghyll used on surveys, usage metering forms, personality tests, and other official paperwork that bored Ghyllians want not to fill in seriously. Though there are many other pseudo-places used from time to time--amongst them being Cheeks' Gap, Suckit Ho, Unkey's Muncle, Little Dingle, and Much Laffing--Gyll Hill is most common by far.
  
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Every Folktown Records edition for many years now has contained a mysterious, and now famous, joke advertisement for Gyll Hill signed by an enigmatic person calling themselves Canonical Goo--an arcane pseudonym, presumably. After extolling Gyll Hill's virtues in a uniquely hilarious manner every edition, Goo rounds off with the slogan: "Had your fill of the rest of Ghyll? Come to Gyll Hill!"
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Folktown Records has for many years contained a famously mysterious joke advertisement for Gyll Hill signed by an enigmatic person calling themselves Canonical Goo--presumably an arcane pseudonym. After extolling Gyll Hill's virtues in a uniquely hilarious manner every edition, Goo rounds off with the slogan: "Had your fill of the rest of Ghyll? Come to Gyll Hill!"
  
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The "Gyll" in Gyll Hill has been proven etymologically unrelated to the general term "Ghyll" by Ramingotes and Fondal (-35 [[EC]]), though it may have influenced its development into the current form and identical pronunciation.
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"Gyll" has been proven etymologically unrelated to "Ghyll" by Ramingotes and Fondal (-35 [[EC]]), though the latter may have influenced the former's development into the current form and identical pronunciation.
  
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Gyll Hill has been woven tightly into popular culture. The Rock And Toe Band minstrels mention it in their popular song Antiquated Wind. Candi Rapper recently mentioned it several times in her best selling novel My Little Oblong Fantasy. Several members of the Hill family of the small village of Cranee have been named Gyll Hill, including the current president of the Cranee Historical Society.
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Gyll Hill has been woven tightly into popular culture. The Rock And Toe Band minstrels mention it in their popular song Antiquated Wind. Candi Rapper recently mentioned it several times in her best selling novel My Little Oblong Fantasy. Several members of the Hill family of the small village of Cranee have been named Gyll Hill, including the Cranee Historical Society's current president.
  
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Ironically, every time an adventurer discovers a new hill on the Ghyll exploratory frontiers, they're compelled to name it Gyll Hill in the absence of any other suitable name--celebrities, important figures, letters, numbers, star names, elements, bird names, and so forth having been exhausted. Thus there are currently two-thousand-and-thirty-eight charted Gyll Hills, making frontiersperson cartographers' lives rather difficult as they struggle to create new footnote symbols to distinguish between them all.
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Ironically, every time an adventurer discovers a new hill on the Ghyll exploratory frontiers, they're compelled to name it Gyll Hill in the absence of any other suitable name--celebrities, important figures, letters, numbers, star names, and so forth having been exhausted. Thus there are currently two-thousand-and-thirty-eight charted Gyll Hills, making frontiersperson cartographers' lives rather difficult as they struggle to create new footnote symbols to distinguish between them all.
  
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On questioning, lead cartographer Bob Phanqué--known also as the inventor of fecksadecimal, the numbering system for counting sexual intercourse frequency--said "we may be getting to the limit of the amount of scribbles acceptable according to core script graphonomy rules. And sexteen times per day on average this week, now that you ask."
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On questioning, lead cartographer Bob Phanqué--known also as the inventor of fecksadecimal, the numbering system for counting sexual intercourse frequency--said "we may very well be getting to the limit of the amount of scribbles acceptable according to core script graphonomy rules. And sexteen times per day on average this week, now that you ask."
  
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shove your damn "citations" where Pinky and Perky don't shine, <br />
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'''shove your damn "citations" where Pinky and Perky don't shine''', <br />
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--[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 18:06, 27 Oct 2004 (EDT)
 
--[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 18:06, 27 Oct 2004 (EDT)

Revision as of 18:53, 27 October 2004

Gyll Hill is one of the many pseudo-places in Ghyll used on surveys, usage metering forms, personality tests, and other official paperwork that bored Ghyllians want not to fill in seriously. Though there are many other pseudo-places used from time to time--amongst them being Cheeks' Gap, Suckit Ho, Unkey's Muncle, Little Dingle, and Much Laffing--Gyll Hill is most common by far.

Folktown Records has for many years contained a famously mysterious joke advertisement for Gyll Hill signed by an enigmatic person calling themselves Canonical Goo--presumably an arcane pseudonym. After extolling Gyll Hill's virtues in a uniquely hilarious manner every edition, Goo rounds off with the slogan: "Had your fill of the rest of Ghyll? Come to Gyll Hill!"

"Gyll" has been proven etymologically unrelated to "Ghyll" by Ramingotes and Fondal (-35 EC), though the latter may have influenced the former's development into the current form and identical pronunciation.

Gyll Hill has been woven tightly into popular culture. The Rock And Toe Band minstrels mention it in their popular song Antiquated Wind. Candi Rapper recently mentioned it several times in her best selling novel My Little Oblong Fantasy. Several members of the Hill family of the small village of Cranee have been named Gyll Hill, including the Cranee Historical Society's current president.

Ironically, every time an adventurer discovers a new hill on the Ghyll exploratory frontiers, they're compelled to name it Gyll Hill in the absence of any other suitable name--celebrities, important figures, letters, numbers, star names, and so forth having been exhausted. Thus there are currently two-thousand-and-thirty-eight charted Gyll Hills, making frontiersperson cartographers' lives rather difficult as they struggle to create new footnote symbols to distinguish between them all.

On questioning, lead cartographer Bob Phanqué--known also as the inventor of fecksadecimal, the numbering system for counting sexual intercourse frequency--said "we may very well be getting to the limit of the amount of scribbles acceptable according to core script graphonomy rules. And sexteen times per day on average this week, now that you ask."

Initial outline,
  not finished,
    shove your damn "citations" where Pinky and Perky don't shine,
      &c.

--Sean B. Palmer 18:06, 27 Oct 2004 (EDT)

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