Ghyll:Rater Goldfish

Dibed! Weee! --Doctor Phineas Crank 00:19, 5 Feb 2005 (EST)

Born 3rd of Lom, -95 EC, this famous Freege Horn artist is known primarily for the power of his performances. Rater's career is quite unusual for a Freege Horn player, not only because his public debut was made at the ripe, old age of 30, but also because he performed his own classical piece, Maw of the Chukarandos. The concert, which was performed for a very small audience on Po Mountain was said to be so impressive that the audience of two was quoted as saying they "... actually felt Ghyll move beneath our feet!" However, Rater is more well known for his jazz compositions, most notably Spank My Ass and Call Me Sally (aka The Foch Me Blues), The Dream of the Pink Aelfants, Pinky Over Cataract Road and Ghyllian Rhapsody. It is, of course, these jazz stylings that attracted the attention and eventual admiration of Whostley, the infamous 'Daver keys-man.

Before Rater turned professional, he participated in numerous jazz groups, including, Firebird Jazz Ensemble, The Iganefta City Jazz Band, and Full Pinky Jazz Group. Interestingly enough, he was also a Modern Standard Ghyllian professor at the San Sebastian's First School of Folktown. It was here that he first was associated with the 'Daver. It's been said that Rater so loved the Freege Horn in the 'Daver that he named it Brian. No one is quite sure why he named it "Brian" instead of "Tryxie", which is his wife's name. Neither Rater nor his wife are willing to discuss the matter.

Rater Goldfish is, of course, not his real name, but a stage name.

Some fun facts about Rater Goldfish:

• He was also a Bindlet Ball coach at the San Sebastian's First School of Folktown.
• He has travelled to the xurient, where he studied yugoodicki breathing techniques which help both his playing and his sexual prowess.
• His real name is Gordon Matteaus Summerprick