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==The Snood Trunion, "Scholar" and Purveyor of the Finest of Things==
 
==The Snood Trunion, "Scholar" and Purveyor of the Finest of Things==
Not the brightest needle in the [[splak]].<br>
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The scholarly pursuits of The Snood Trunion, the youngest of this generation of the Trunion lineage, began when he was but four years out of the womb.  For it was at this time that he set about trying to put together a detailed classification of all his toy blocks not only by color, but by relative size, weight, shape, and number of bumpy things on the top.  And yet, after having devoted seven years of his young life to this endeavor, he felt his life was still not complete.  Thus, he applied to [[Bute University]] at the tender age of 11. He was, quite succinctly, denied admittance. This traumatizing event stilted the poor Snood's image of himself, and he went into hiding in the basement of his parent's home. He did not resurface until about -9 [[EC]], at which point he published his book of memoirs, entitled ''Playing the Field: How to Pretend to Know Everything About Everything.''  The book was a best-seller for twelve weeks.
Not the highest string in the kitchen.<br>
 
Not the loosest ball on the chain.<br>
 
Not the most exascerbated Monotapute on the plains.<br>
 
Not even sure how to spell exascerbated.<br>
 
And neverthelessly, one of the foremost scholars and tea brewers on the whole of Ghyll proper.
 
  
''"If I only had more fefferberries..."''
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The Snood Trunion currently lives in [[Folktown]], where he pretends to know everything about everything. In other words, he has successfully assimilated himself with every other scholar in Ghyll.
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Previous versions of the Snood bio can be found [[/notepad|here]].
  
 
==Bryan Andrews, Ghyll Player==
 
==Bryan Andrews, Ghyll Player==

Revision as of 23:53, 4 November 2005

The Snood Trunion, "Scholar" and Purveyor of the Finest of Things

The scholarly pursuits of The Snood Trunion, the youngest of this generation of the Trunion lineage, began when he was but four years out of the womb. For it was at this time that he set about trying to put together a detailed classification of all his toy blocks not only by color, but by relative size, weight, shape, and number of bumpy things on the top. And yet, after having devoted seven years of his young life to this endeavor, he felt his life was still not complete. Thus, he applied to Bute University at the tender age of 11. He was, quite succinctly, denied admittance. This traumatizing event stilted the poor Snood's image of himself, and he went into hiding in the basement of his parent's home. He did not resurface until about -9 EC, at which point he published his book of memoirs, entitled Playing the Field: How to Pretend to Know Everything About Everything. The book was a best-seller for twelve weeks.

The Snood Trunion currently lives in Folktown, where he pretends to know everything about everything. In other words, he has successfully assimilated himself with every other scholar in Ghyll.

Previous versions of the Snood bio can be found here.

Bryan Andrews, Ghyll Player

A young man of twenty years making his home in rural Texas with wife and three children. At nineteen, obtained an electronic mailing address, situated at Yahoo!. Currently unemployed, as all great scholars tend to be.

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And another thing: This is my user page, and if I want to arbitrarily change some facets of my character, I will, damnit!