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| − | + | King Harandraff was a bit of a git, really. He was all like (oh, he was a ruler of all Ghyll around 400 [[EC]] btw), like "y0 d00dz j00 cann0t have any h1story but ze MINE", and that came to be called the King0rz History. He was also pretty much opposed to any form of scholarly activity, so if you even wanted to read his History you had to apply for a special permit, which was usually given in the form of a sword in the gut. | |
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| + | OTOH, as [[Alarius]] notes, Harandraff pretty much sora mellowed out 'n' shit when he got older, mainly because of his castle changing around him from day to day. He didn't found [[Bute University|Bute]] as is sometimes thought, but he was fairly amenible to not stabbing its faculty at random by the end of his reign. | ||
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| + | Being a King who existed pretty much squazillions of years ago, we don't really know fuck all about the dude, so all of this is probably just hearsay. Some reports say that he was most likely a beautiful woman forced to drag up at the behest of the courtiers, and that all this nonsense about him being a l33t bastard was invented way later on. | ||
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| + | And, you know, I think I'm hip with that. Schmoove, y'know? | ||
Revision as of 03:14, 23 November 2004
King Harandraff was a bit of a git, really. He was all like (oh, he was a ruler of all Ghyll around 400 EC btw), like "y0 d00dz j00 cann0t have any h1story but ze MINE", and that came to be called the King0rz History. He was also pretty much opposed to any form of scholarly activity, so if you even wanted to read his History you had to apply for a special permit, which was usually given in the form of a sword in the gut.
OTOH, as Alarius notes, Harandraff pretty much sora mellowed out 'n' shit when he got older, mainly because of his castle changing around him from day to day. He didn't found Bute as is sometimes thought, but he was fairly amenible to not stabbing its faculty at random by the end of his reign.
Being a King who existed pretty much squazillions of years ago, we don't really know fuck all about the dude, so all of this is probably just hearsay. Some reports say that he was most likely a beautiful woman forced to drag up at the behest of the courtiers, and that all this nonsense about him being a l33t bastard was invented way later on.
And, you know, I think I'm hip with that. Schmoove, y'know?
