Back in 1998 (July 12th was the filestamp), I went around trying to get
people to ask me if I'd like to see them semi-nude. But, not just boring
old emails (tooOO simple), but rather, record themselves saying it into
a microphone (as opposed to, say, a shoe). Happily, I got nine
submissions which I archived privately for posterity. Now they're
available publicly and perversely (I've maintained the original
psuedonyms of the folks who sent them in; I suspect some have changed).
I'd have to say my favorite is definitely poisyn_doll.wav, with
ickie_pantsoff.wav a close second.
I'd also like to reopen and reannounce the submission process - if you'd
like to record yourself saying some variation of "Morbus, would you like
to see me semi-nude?", then I will most assuredly post them in a more
timely manner than six and a half years later. Just drop me an email at
morbus@disobey.com (.wav and .mp3 files are preferred).
Name Last modified Size Description
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ickie_girl.wav 2004-11-30 14:54 33K Are you a saucy lady? A SaucycyyC lady!?
poisyn_doll.wav 2004-11-30 14:54 37K Definitely one of my favorites. Mmmhmm.
kandinski_semi-naked.ogg 2005-01-10 14:36 53K His name is Kandinski, and he's wondering...
ickie_cowboy.wav 2004-11-30 14:53 30K I guess this is supposed to be a cowboy.
kandinski_semidesnudo.ogg 2005-01-10 14:36 51K Kandinski SAYS SOMETHING I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND!
ickie_deepvoice.wav 2004-11-30 14:54 35K Not deep blue, not deep within, deep voice.
poisyn_baby.wav 2004-11-30 14:54 44K Ok, yeah, this one is definitely jailbait.
ickie_pantsoff.wav 2004-11-30 14:54 74K Sex offender offers the removal of pants.
ivy_icould.wav 2004-11-30 14:54 61K Southern, seems kinda inappropriate, does it?
ickie_girl2.wav 2004-11-30 14:54 29K This one almost sounds like jailbait.
unknown_undress.wav 2004-11-30 14:54 69K Various states of ickie? Not entirely sure.