Ghyll:Yclepement - Revision history

Morbus Iff: Editing. Only two entries? Hrm.

2005-11-14T14:55:02Z

Editing. Only two entries? Hrm.

Brother Arfrus at 18:26, 11 November 2005

2005-11-11T18:26:32Z

Brother Arfrus: D/d

2005-11-11T18:21:19Z

D/d

Brother Arfrus at 20:46, 9 November 2005

2005-11-09T20:46:03Z

Brother Arfrus: You better thank me later...

2005-11-09T19:02:45Z

You better thank me later...

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Dibbeth upon this. --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 14:02, 9 November 2005 (EST)

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-Naming ceremony.  The presiding magistrate of the ceremony (usually a [[Hive-Lord]]) is called a clepmatricist.  In the '''yclepement''' ceremony, after drinking a couple ceremonial cups (usually supplementing the half-dozen quaffed while socializing before things got started) and offering some opening remarks, the clepmatricist smashes together the eggs of two [[Drove beetles]] and spreads their combined innards on a specially prepared [[Luminous manuscript|lumographic]] page.  This mess is allowed to sit on the sheet for a while, as the ceremony (and the emptying of a few more cups) continues.  At the conclusion of the event, the residue is scraped off, and the clepmatricist reads the signs and portents left behind to determine the proper name for subject in question.
+Naming ceremony; the presiding magistrate of the ceremony (usually a [[Hive-Lord]]) is called a clepmatricist. In the '''yclepement''' ceremony, after drinking a couple of ceremonial cups (usually supplementing the half-dozen quaffed while socializing before things got started) and offering some opening remarks, the clepmatricist smashes together the eggs of two [[Drove beetles]] and spreads their combined innards on a specially prepared [[luminous manuscript|lumographic]] page. This mess is allowed to sit on the sheet for a while, as the ceremony (and the emptying of a few more cups) continues. At the conclusion of the event, the residue is scraped off, and the clepmatricist reads the signs and portents left behind to determine the proper name for the subject in question.
-''Can a clepmatricist be capable of anything when they are as loaded as they tend to be at these events?''<br>
+''Can a clepmatricist be capable of anything when they are as loaded as they tend to be?'' Of course, a clepmatricist who falls unconscious before the ceremony can be completed is a very poor choice, but the guys who do this work professionally build up a real tolerance, and tend not to pass out until several hours of partying after the ceremony is over. Hiring a young clepmatricist for an important yclepement is almost certainly a mistake.
-''What causes the [[Luminous manuscript|luminographic]] image to change?''<br>
+''What causes the [[luminous manuscript|luminographic]] image to change?'' Combining the innards of two or more [[Drove beetles]] begins a host of enzymatic processes. Some of these processes cause corrosion of the luminous elements of the lumographic page, rendering them dull and dark, while other areas are enhanced by the effects of other enzymes. The result, after the whole heap of [[splak]] is scraped off, may be inscrutable to the [[lay public]], but is always varied and drastically changed from the original page.
-''Do they have a '''yclepement''' ceremony in the [[Xurient]], too?''<br>
+''Do they have a yclepement ceremony in the [[Xurient]], too?'' How do you think they get their names there?
-''My child performed their own '''yclepement''' ceremony for their new pet seijek using a page torn out of an old [[Luminous manuscript|lumic]] and a couple of gadflies.  Is this heresy?''<br>
+''My child performed their own yclepement ceremony for their new pet seijek using a page torn out of an old [[luminous manuscript|lumic]] and a couple of gadflies. Is this heresy?'' Children will sometimes play at being clepmatricists. They should be counseled that this is something that only trained adult professionals should do. And keep the kids away from the [[Adlorst Vinifera|adlorst]] and the [[fefferberry]] liquor.
-''Aren't all clepmatricists just a bunch of worthless, drunken louts?''<br>
+''Aren't all clepmatricists just a bunch of worthless, drunken louts?'' There have been some noted and esteemed clepmatricists. [[Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen]] was a philosopher and learned scholar in several fields, as well as a much sought-after clepmatricist.
-''Is it wise for a [[Bearer of Bad News]] to be a clepmatricist?''<br>
+''Is it wise for a [[Bearer of Bad News]] to be a clepmatricist?'' Are you kidding? No.
-''Is it permissible to have a second '''yclepement'''?''<br>
+''Is it permissible to have a second yclepement?'' While rare, there are some instances when a revised yclepement is called for. At least three clepmantricists should be consulted, and at least two of them should be sober at the time.
+'''Citations''': [[Bearer of Bad News]], [[Drove beetles]], [[Luminous manuscript]].
 --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 15:46, 9 November 2005 (EST)
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-Naming ceremony.  The presiding magistrate of the ceremony (usually a [[Hive-Lord]]) is called a clepmatricist.  In the '''yclepement''' ceremony, after drinking a couple ceremonial cups (usually supplementing the half-dozen quaffed while socializing before things got started) and offering some opening remarks, the clepmatricist smashes together the eggs of two [[drove beetles]] and spreads their combined innards on a specially prepared [[Luminous manuscript|lumographic]] page.  This mess is allowed to sit on the sheet for a while, as the ceremony (and the emptying of a few more cups) continues.  At the conclusion of the event, the residue is scraped off, and the clepmatricist reads the signs and portents left behind to determine the proper name for subject in question.
+Naming ceremony.  The presiding magistrate of the ceremony (usually a [[Hive-Lord]]) is called a clepmatricist.  In the '''yclepement''' ceremony, after drinking a couple ceremonial cups (usually supplementing the half-dozen quaffed while socializing before things got started) and offering some opening remarks, the clepmatricist smashes together the eggs of two [[Drove beetles]] and spreads their combined innards on a specially prepared [[Luminous manuscript|lumographic]] page.  This mess is allowed to sit on the sheet for a while, as the ceremony (and the emptying of a few more cups) continues.  At the conclusion of the event, the residue is scraped off, and the clepmatricist reads the signs and portents left behind to determine the proper name for subject in question.
 ''Can a clepmatricist be capable of anything when they are as loaded as they tend to be at these events?''<br>
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 ''What causes the [[Luminous manuscript|luminographic]] image to change?''<br>
-Combining the innards of two or more [[drove beetles]] begins a host of enzymatic processes.  Some of these processes cause corrosion of the luminous elements of the lumographic page, rendering them dull and dark, while other areas are enhanced by the effects of other enzymes.  The result, after the whole heap of [[splak]] is scraped off may be inscrutable to the [[Lay public]], but is always varied and drastically changed from the original page.
+Combining the innards of two or more [[Drove beetles]] begins a host of enzymatic processes.  Some of these processes cause corrosion of the luminous elements of the lumographic page, rendering them dull and dark, while other areas are enhanced by the effects of other enzymes.  The result, after the whole heap of [[splak]] is scraped off may be inscrutable to the [[Lay public]], but is always varied and drastically changed from the original page.
 ''Do they have a '''yclepement''' ceremony in the [[Xurient]], too?''<br>
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-'''Citations:''' [[Luminous manuscript]], [[Bearer of Bad News]], [[drove beetles]]
+'''Citations:''' [[Luminous manuscript]], [[Bearer of Bad News]], [[Drove beetles]]
 --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 15:46, 9 November 2005 (EST)

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−	~~Dibbeth upon~~ this. --[[User:Brother Arfrus\|Brother Arfrus]] 14:02, 9 November 2005 (EST)	+	Naming ceremony. The presiding magistrate of the ceremony (usually a [[Hive-Lord]]) is called a clepmatricist. In the '''yclepement''' ceremony, after drinking a couple ceremonial cups (usually supplementing the half-dozen quaffed while socializing before things got started) and offering some opening remarks, the clepmatricist smashes together the eggs of two [[drove beetles]] and spreads their combined innards on a specially prepared [[Luminous manuscript\|lumographic]] page. This mess is allowed to sit on the sheet for a while, as the ceremony (and the emptying of a few more cups) continues. At the conclusion of the event, the residue is scraped off, and the clepmatricist reads the signs and portents left behind to determine the proper name for subject in question.
		+
		+	''Can a clepmatricist be capable of anything when they are as loaded as they tend to be at these events?''<br>
		+	Of course, a clepmatricist who falls unconscious before the ceremony can be completed is a very poor choice, but the guys who do this work professionally build up a real tolerance, and tend not to pass out until several hours of partying after the ceremony is over. Hiring a young clepmatricist for an important '''yclepement''' is almost certainly a mistake.
		+
		+	''What causes the [[Luminous manuscript\|luminographic]] image to change?''<br>
		+	Combining the innards of two or more [[drove beetles]] begins a host of enzymatic processes. Some of these processes cause corrosion of the luminous elements of the lumographic page, rendering them dull and dark, while other areas are enhanced by the effects of other enzymes. The result, after the whole heap of [[splak]] is scraped off may be inscrutable to the [[Lay public]], but is always varied and drastically changed from the original page.
		+
		+	''Do they have a '''yclepement''' ceremony in the [[Xurient]], too?''<br>
		+	How do you think they get their names there?
		+
		+	''My child performed their own '''yclepement''' ceremony for their new pet seijek using a page torn out of an old [[Luminous manuscript\|lumic]] and a couple of gadflies. Is this heresy?''<br>
		+	Children will sometimes play at being clepmatricists. They should be counseled that this is something that only trained adult professionals should do. And keep the kids away from the [[Adlorst Vinifera\|adlorst]] and the [[fefferberry]] liquor.
		+
		+	''Aren't all clepmatricists just a bunch of worthless, drunken louts?''<br>
		+	There have been some noted and esteemed clepmatricists. [[Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen]] was a philosopher and learned scholar in several fields, as well as a much sought-after clepmatricist.
		+
		+	''Is it wise for a [[Bearer of Bad News]] to be a clepmatricist?''<br>
		+	Are you kidding? No.
		+
		+	''Is it permissible to have a second '''yclepement'''?''<br>
		+	While rare, there are some instances when a revised '''yclepement''' is called for. At least three clepmantricists should be consulted, and at least two of them should be sober at the time.
		+
		+
		+	'''Citations:''' [[Luminous manuscript]], [[Bearer of Bad News]], [[drove beetles]]
		+
		+	--[[User:Brother Arfrus\|Brother Arfrus]] 15:46, 9 November 2005 (EST)