Ghyll:Tarkherk Corps - Revision history

Morbus Iff: Doing it right this time.

2005-10-28T13:39:00Z

Doing it right this time.

Morbus Iff: Linkyifying White Lady.

2005-10-28T13:38:25Z

Linkyifying White Lady.

Jcowan: Misspelling removed.

2005-05-17T21:03:26Z

Misspelling removed.

Morbus Iff: Minor corrections.

2005-03-13T19:08:02Z

Minor corrections.

Morbus Iff: Eh. Good enough.

2005-03-11T21:46:52Z

Eh. Good enough.

Morbus Iff: Second draft. I have to urinate.

2005-03-11T21:45:09Z

Second draft. I have to urinate.

Morbus Iff: Early first draft. Still have remaining notes.

2005-03-11T21:22:48Z

Early first draft. Still have remaining notes.

Morbus Iff: Well. A hesitant re-emerging. Danger is afoot.

2005-03-05T21:02:43Z

Well. A hesitant re-emerging. Danger is afoot.

Morbus Iff: /me whimpers. My life just crashed. Disappearing.

2005-03-04T20:21:14Z

/me whimpers. My life just crashed. Disappearing.

Morbus Iff: Dibbed. And I have no idea why. --~~~~

2005-02-26T05:20:50Z

Dibbed. And I have no idea why. --~~~~

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Dibbed. And I have no idea why. --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 00:20, 26 Feb 2005 (EST)

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 Deceive, Inveigle, Obfuscate: the life mission, the goal, the very heartless of the '''Tarkherk Corps'''. It wasn't always that way. When the group was first founded to (not) fight in the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] back on -63/3/6 [[EC]], they were as mundane and unassuming as possible - the palindromic date of said formulation was their only claim to recognition. Dregs with no purpose but to serve their country, they (didn't) fight bravely, as all <strike>soldiers</strike> citizens were (not) expected.
-Everything changed at the Battle of [[Umbo Moor]]. On the 2nd of Gomin -58 [[EC]], Mox Elder, the Mildly Impressive Commandant of the troops stationed there saw, as he described, "a beautiful [[white lady]], shimmering just up on the hill." When nudged from his reverie by an incredible crackle and flash of light (now attributed as one of the earliest field tests of what would eventually become [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]]), he recalled her "mandibles began moving soundlessly but urgently, and she beckoned me to follow." After his court-martial in -56 [[EC]], Mox Elder had no qualms about speaking publicly, claiming the woman saved him and "reinvigorated his belief in the sanctity of life." Suffice it to say, no woman was ever found that matched his description.
+Everything changed at the Battle of [[Umbo Moor]]. On the 2nd of Gomin -58 [[EC]], Mox Elder, the Mildly Impressive Commandant of the troops stationed there saw, as he described, "a beautiful [[White Lady|white lady]], shimmering just up on the hill." When nudged from his reverie by an incredible crackle and flash of light (now attributed as one of the earliest field tests of what would eventually become [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]]), he recalled her "mandibles began moving soundlessly but urgently, and she beckoned me to follow." After his court-martial in -56 [[EC]], Mox Elder had no qualms about speaking publicly, claiming the woman saved him and "reinvigorated his belief in the sanctity of life." Suffice it to say, no woman was ever found that matched his description.
 Because of Mox Elder's well-promoted talks about peace and his "life-altering moment on the battlefield", his story entirely overshadowed the perfectly innocuous palindromic herald of the Tarkherk Corps, and rumors started persisting and evolving regardless of the established facts. Instead of merely Mox Elder having seen the lady, all members of the troop did. Instead of the lady being a lady, she was a [[Pinky]] Person, sent to deliver good, bad, or nefarious tidings. Instead of the lady beckoning, she gathered all the combatants and spirited them away to [[Pinky]], then delivered them back to us "changed" for some as-yet-unknown purpose. Those mandibles "moving soundlessly"? Telepathic of course, and ever after she grew more psionic by the day.

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 Deceive, Inveigle, Obfuscate: the life mission, the goal, the very heartless of the '''Tarkherk Corps'''. It wasn't always that way. When the group was first founded to (not) fight in the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] back on -63/3/6 [[EC]], they were as mundane and unassuming as possible - the palindromic date of said formulation was their only claim to recognition. Dregs with no purpose but to serve their country, they (didn't) fight bravely, as all <strike>soldiers</strike> citizens were (not) expected.
-Everything changed at the Battle of [[Umbo Moor]]. On the 2nd of Gomin -58 [[EC]], Mox Elder, the Mildly Impressive Commandant of the troops stationed there saw, as he described, "a beautiful white lady, shimmering just up on the hill." When nudged from his reverie by an incredible crackle and flash of light (now attributed as one of the earliest field tests of what would eventually become [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]]), he recalled her "mandibles began moving soundlessly but urgently, and she beckoned me to follow." After his court-martial in -56 [[EC]], Mox Elder had no qualms about speaking publicly, claiming the woman saved him and "reinvigorated his belief in the sanctity of life." Suffice it to say, no woman was ever found that matched his description.
+Everything changed at the Battle of [[Umbo Moor]]. On the 2nd of Gomin -58 [[EC]], Mox Elder, the Mildly Impressive Commandant of the troops stationed there saw, as he described, "a beautiful [[white lady]], shimmering just up on the hill." When nudged from his reverie by an incredible crackle and flash of light (now attributed as one of the earliest field tests of what would eventually become [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]]), he recalled her "mandibles began moving soundlessly but urgently, and she beckoned me to follow." After his court-martial in -56 [[EC]], Mox Elder had no qualms about speaking publicly, claiming the woman saved him and "reinvigorated his belief in the sanctity of life." Suffice it to say, no woman was ever found that matched his description.
 Because of Mox Elder's well-promoted talks about peace and his "life-altering moment on the battlefield", his story entirely overshadowed the perfectly innocuous palindromic herald of the Tarkherk Corps, and rumors started persisting and evolving regardless of the established facts. Instead of merely Mox Elder having seen the lady, all members of the troop did. Instead of the lady being a lady, she was a [[Pinky]] Person, sent to deliver good, bad, or nefarious tidings. Instead of the lady beckoning, she gathered all the combatants and spirited them away to [[Pinky]], then delivered them back to us "changed" for some as-yet-unknown purpose. Those mandibles "moving soundlessly"? Telepathic of course, and ever after she grew more psionic by the day.

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 Because of Mox Elder's well-promoted talks about peace and his "life-altering moment on the battlefield", his story entirely overshadowed the perfectly innocuous palindromic herald of the Tarkherk Corps, and rumors started persisting and evolving regardless of the established facts. Instead of merely Mox Elder having seen the lady, all members of the troop did. Instead of the lady being a lady, she was a [[Pinky]] Person, sent to deliver good, bad, or nefarious tidings. Instead of the lady beckoning, she gathered all the combatants and spirited them away to [[Pinky]], then delivered them back to us "changed" for some as-yet-unknown purpose. Those mandibles "moving soundlessly"? Telepathic of course, and ever after she grew more psionic by the day.
-Beseiged on all sides by parties with crazy ideas, the higher-ups of the Tarkherk Corps were at a loss. Public and stringent denial were met with cries of "Conspiracy!" and "Corrupt!" Painting Mox Elder as a loon didn't work because, well, sure, the experiments of the [[Pinky]] People kinda mess with your head. Admitting that the early tests of the [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] were faulty, laced with mind-control chemicals, or ''designed'' to look like electrical Ghyllians as a "deterrent tactic" also failed, because the explanations were ''too'' simple, ''too'' much of a let-down.
+Besieged on all sides by parties with crazy ideas, the higher-ups of the Tarkherk Corps were at a loss. Public and stringent denial were met with cries of "Conspiracy!" and "Corrupt!" Painting Mox Elder as a loon didn't work because, well, sure, the experiments of the [[Pinky]] People kinda mess with your head. Admitting that the early tests of the [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] were faulty, laced with mind-control chemicals, or ''designed'' to look like electrical Ghyllians as a "deterrent tactic" also failed, because the explanations were ''too'' simple, ''too'' much of a let-down.
 Years passed, and every tactic employed by the Tarkherk Corps failed. In -52 [[EC]], the decision was made: if you can't beat them, join them. Instead of denying or accepting the rumors, the higher-ups suddenly became silent. "No comment", "We have nothing to say at this time", "What is your clearance, citizen?" were far more "telling" than any statement previously issued. Documents such as ''Heavenly'' were "leaked", and within were the new orders for the Corps: DECEIVE. INVEIGLE. OBFUSCATE. The "Men of Twill" had arrived and they became a furtively whispered example of impunity.

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 Because of Mox Elder's well-promoted talks about peace and his "life-altering moment on the battlefield", his story entirely overshadowed the perfectly innocuous palindromic herald of the Tarkherk Corps, and rumors started persisting and evolving regardless of the established facts. Instead of merely Mox Elder having seen the lady, all members of the troop did. Instead of the lady being a lady, she was a [[Pinky]] Person, sent to deliver good, bad, or nefarious tidings. Instead of the lady beckoning, she gathered all the combatants and spirited them away to [[Pinky]], then delivered them back to us "changed" for some as-yet-unknown purpose. Those mandibles "moving soundlessly"? Telepathic of course, and ever after she grew more psionic by the day.
-Beseiged on all sides by parties with crazy ideas, the higher-ups of the Tarkherk Corps were at a loss. Public and stringent denial were met with cries of "Conspiracy!" and a "Corrupt!" Painting Mox Elder as a loon didn't work because, well, sure, the experiments of the [[Pinky]] People kinda mess with your head. Admitting that the early tests of the [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] were faulty, laced with mind-control chemicals, or ''designed'' to look like electrical Ghyllians as a "deterrent tactic" also failed, because the explanations were ''too'' simple, ''too'' much of a let-down.
+Beseiged on all sides by parties with crazy ideas, the higher-ups of the Tarkherk Corps were at a loss. Public and stringent denial were met with cries of "Conspiracy!" and "Corrupt!" Painting Mox Elder as a loon didn't work because, well, sure, the experiments of the [[Pinky]] People kinda mess with your head. Admitting that the early tests of the [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] were faulty, laced with mind-control chemicals, or ''designed'' to look like electrical Ghyllians as a "deterrent tactic" also failed, because the explanations were ''too'' simple, ''too'' much of a let-down.
 Years passed, and every tactic employed by the Tarkherk Corps failed. In -52 [[EC]], the decision was made: if you can't beat them, join them. Instead of denying or accepting the rumors, the higher-ups suddenly became silent. "No comment", "We have nothing to say at this time", "What is your clearance, citizen?" were far more "telling" than any statement previously issued. Documents such as ''Heavenly'' were "leaked", and within were the new orders for the Corps: DECEIVE. INVEIGLE. OBFUSCATE. The "Men of Twill" had arrived and they became a furtively whispered example of impunity.
-Since that time, the Tarkherk Corps have been recognizably responsible for a number of a deceptions - they are the g-man of folklore, the boogeyman of pulp fiction, and the [[bump of the night]]. Most everyone knows about the relatively recent [[Bethany Mboya]] coverup, and there have been conspiratorial theories here and there concerning [[Winelust Syrup]] and its addictive properties. Mind control? [[Pinky]] People spirits? Stool softener? All of the above, yes!
+Since that time, the Tarkherk Corps have been recognizably responsible for a number of a deceptions - they are the g-man of folklore, the boogeyman of pulp fiction, and the [[Bump of the Night]]. Most everyone knows about the relatively recent [[Bethany Mboya]] coverup, and there have been conspiratorial theories here and there concerning [[Winelust Syrup]] and its addictive properties. Mind control? [[Pinky]] People spirits? Stool softener? All of the above, yes!
-All this newly enforced deception, bootlicking, and fast-talk caused incredible damage to the previously established team spirit (ha!) and morale. As rumors thrive to be based in truth, some argue that the original words of the ''Harmony'' document were not DECEIVE, INVEIGLE, OBFUSCATE, but rather DEATH IN OBSCURITY, an equally plausible explanation for their future fate (assuming you accept precognition, a skill all Tarkherkkers are purported to have.) Thankfully, the [[Houvers]] provide sanctuary for retired and debriefed Tarkherk veterans and, quite frankly, they seem to fit right in.
+All this newly enforced deception, bootlicking, and fast-talk caused incredible damage to the previously established team spirit (ha!) and morale. As rumors thrive to be based in truth, some argue that the original words of the ''Heavenly'' document were not DECEIVE, INVEIGLE, OBFUSCATE, but rather DEATH IN OBSCURITY, an equally plausible explanation for their future fate (assuming you accept precognition, a skill all Tarkherkkers are purported to have.) Thankfully, the [[Houvers]] provide sanctuary for retired and debriefed Tarkherk veterans and, quite frankly, they seem to fit right in.
 '''Citations''': [[Bethany Mboya]], [[Bump of the Night]], [[Umbo Moor]].

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 Since that time, the Tarkherk Corps have been recognizably responsible for a number of a deceptions - they are the g-man of folklore, the boogeyman of pulp fiction, and the [[bump of the night]]. Most everyone knows about the relatively recent [[Bethany Mboya]] coverup, and there have been conspiratorial theories here and there concerning [[Winelust Syrup]] and its addictive properties. Mind control? [[Pinky]] People spirits? Stool softener? All of the above, yes!
-All this newly enforced deception, bootlicking, and fast-talk caused incredible damage to the previously established team spirit (ha!) and morale. As rumors thrive to be based in truth, some argue that the original words of the ''Harmony'' document were not DECEIVE, INVEIGLE, OBFUSCATE, but rather DEATH IN OBSCURITY, an equally plausible explanation for their future fate (assuming you accept precognition, a skill all Tarkherkkers are purported to have.) Thankfully, the [[Houvers]] have taken to providing sanctuary for Tarkherk veterans and, quite frankly, they seem to fit right in.
+All this newly enforced deception, bootlicking, and fast-talk caused incredible damage to the previously established team spirit (ha!) and morale. As rumors thrive to be based in truth, some argue that the original words of the ''Harmony'' document were not DECEIVE, INVEIGLE, OBFUSCATE, but rather DEATH IN OBSCURITY, an equally plausible explanation for their future fate (assuming you accept precognition, a skill all Tarkherkkers are purported to have.) Thankfully, the [[Houvers]] provide sanctuary for retired and debriefed Tarkherk veterans and, quite frankly, they seem to fit right in.
 '''Citations''': [[Bethany Mboya]], [[Bump of the Night]], [[Umbo Moor]].
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-Deceive, Inveigle, and Obfuscate. The life mission, the goal, the very foundation of the '''Tarkherk Corps''', although it wasn't always that way. When the group was first founded to (not) fight in the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] back on -63/3/6 [[EC]], they were as mundane and unassuming as possible - the palindromic nature of that formulation was their only claim to recognition. Dregs with no purpose but to serve their country, they (didn't) fight bravely, as all <strike>soldiers</strike> citizens were (not) expected.
+Deceive, Inveigle, Obfuscate: the life mission, the goal, the very heartless of the '''Tarkherk Corps'''. It wasn't always that way. When the group was first founded to (not) fight in the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] back on -63/3/6 [[EC]], they were as mundane and unassuming as possible - the palindromic date of said formulation was their only claim to recognition. Dregs with no purpose but to serve their country, they (didn't) fight bravely, as all <strike>soldiers</strike> citizens were (not) expected.
-Everything changed at the Battle of [[Umbo Moor]]. On the second of Gomin -58 [[EC]] Mox Elder, the Mildly Impressive Commandant of the troops stationed there saw, as he described, "a beautiful white lady, shimmering just up on the hill." When nudged from his reverie by an incredible crackle and flash of light (now attributed as one of the earliest field tests of what would eventually become [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]]), he recalled her "mandibles moving soundlessly but urgently, and she beckoned me to follow." After his court-martial in -56 [[EC]], Mox Elder had no qualms about speaking publicly, claiming the woman saved his life, and "reinvigorated his belief in the sanctity of life." Suffice it to say, no woman was ever found that matched his description.
+Everything changed at the Battle of [[Umbo Moor]]. On the 2nd of Gomin -58 [[EC]], Mox Elder, the Mildly Impressive Commandant of the troops stationed there saw, as he described, "a beautiful white lady, shimmering just up on the hill." When nudged from his reverie by an incredible crackle and flash of light (now attributed as one of the earliest field tests of what would eventually become [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]]), he recalled her "mandibles began moving soundlessly but urgently, and she beckoned me to follow." After his court-martial in -56 [[EC]], Mox Elder had no qualms about speaking publicly, claiming the woman saved him and "reinvigorated his belief in the sanctity of life." Suffice it to say, no woman was ever found that matched his description.
-Because of Mox Elder's well-promoted talks on peace and his "life altering moment on the battlefield", his story entirely overshadowed the perfectly innocuous palindromic herald of the Tarkherk Corps, and rumors started persisting and evolving, regardless of the established facts. Instead of merely Mox Elder having seen the lady, all members of did. Instead of the lady being a lady, she was a [[Pinky]] Person, sent to deliver good, bad, or nefarious tidings. Instead of the lady beckoning, she gathered all the combatants and spirited them away to [[Pinky]], and then delivered them back to us, "changed" for some as-yet-unknown purpose. Those mandibles "moving soundlessly"? Telepathic of course, and ever after she grew more psionic by the day.
+Because of Mox Elder's well-promoted talks about peace and his "life-altering moment on the battlefield", his story entirely overshadowed the perfectly innocuous palindromic herald of the Tarkherk Corps, and rumors started persisting and evolving regardless of the established facts. Instead of merely Mox Elder having seen the lady, all members of the troop did. Instead of the lady being a lady, she was a [[Pinky]] Person, sent to deliver good, bad, or nefarious tidings. Instead of the lady beckoning, she gathered all the combatants and spirited them away to [[Pinky]], then delivered them back to us "changed" for some as-yet-unknown purpose. Those mandibles "moving soundlessly"? Telepathic of course, and ever after she grew more psionic by the day.
-Suddently beseiged on all sides by parties with crazy ideas, the higher-ups of the Tarkherk Corps were at a loss. Public and stringent denial were met with cries of "Conspiracy!" and a "Corrupt Government!" Painting Mox Elder as a loon didn't work because, well, sure, the experiments of the [[Pinky]] People kinda mess with your head. Admitting that the early tests of the [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] were faulty, laced with mind-control chemicals, or ''designed'' to look like humans as a "deterrent tactic" also failed, because the explanations were ''too'' simple, ''too'' much of a let-down.
+Beseiged on all sides by parties with crazy ideas, the higher-ups of the Tarkherk Corps were at a loss. Public and stringent denial were met with cries of "Conspiracy!" and a "Corrupt!" Painting Mox Elder as a loon didn't work because, well, sure, the experiments of the [[Pinky]] People kinda mess with your head. Admitting that the early tests of the [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] were faulty, laced with mind-control chemicals, or ''designed'' to look like electrical Ghyllians as a "deterrent tactic" also failed, because the explanations were ''too'' simple, ''too'' much of a let-down.
-Years passed, and every tactic employed by the Tarkherk Corps failed. In -52 [[EC]], the decision was made: if you can't beat them, join them. Instead of denying or accepting the rumors, the higher-ups suddenly became silent. "No comment", "We have nothing to say at this time", "What is your clearance, citizen?" were far more "telling" than any statement previous issued. "Leaked" documents such as ''Heavenly'' were "discovered", and within were the new orders for the Corps.: DECEIVE. INVEIGLE. OBFUSCATE. The "Men of Twill" had arrived and they became a whispered example of impunity.
+Years passed, and every tactic employed by the Tarkherk Corps failed. In -52 [[EC]], the decision was made: if you can't beat them, join them. Instead of denying or accepting the rumors, the higher-ups suddenly became silent. "No comment", "We have nothing to say at this time", "What is your clearance, citizen?" were far more "telling" than any statement previously issued. Documents such as ''Heavenly'' were "leaked", and within were the new orders for the Corps: DECEIVE. INVEIGLE. OBFUSCATE. The "Men of Twill" had arrived and they became a furtively whispered example of impunity.
-Since that time, the Tarkherk Corps have been recognizably responsible for a number of a deceptions - they are the scourges of folklore, the boogeyman of pulp fiction, and the [[bump in the night]]. Most everyone knows about the relatively recent [[Bethany Mboya]] coverup, and there have been furtive rumors here and there concerning [[Winelust Syrup]] and its addictive properties. Mind control? Pinky People spirits? Stool softener? All of the above, yes!
+Since that time, the Tarkherk Corps have been recognizably responsible for a number of a deceptions - they are the g-man of folklore, the boogeyman of pulp fiction, and the [[bump of the night]]. Most everyone knows about the relatively recent [[Bethany Mboya]] coverup, and there have been conspiratorial theories here and there concerning [[Winelust Syrup]] and its addictive properties. Mind control? [[Pinky]] People spirits? Stool softener? All of the above, yes!
-All this deception, bootlicking, and fast talking did incredible damage to the previously established team spirit (ha!) and morale. As rumors thrive to be based in some truth, some argue that the original words of the ''Harmony'' document were not DECEIVE, INVEIGLE, OBFUSCATE, but rather DEATH IN OBSCURITY, an equally plausible explanation for their future fate (assuming you accept precognition, a skill all Tarkherkkers are purported to have.) Thankfully, the [[Houvers]] have graciously taken to providing sanctuary for Tarkherk veterans. Quite frankly, they seemed to fit right in.
+All this newly enforced deception, bootlicking, and fast-talk caused incredible damage to the previously established team spirit (ha!) and morale. As rumors thrive to be based in truth, some argue that the original words of the ''Harmony'' document were not DECEIVE, INVEIGLE, OBFUSCATE, but rather DEATH IN OBSCURITY, an equally plausible explanation for their future fate (assuming you accept precognition, a skill all Tarkherkkers are purported to have.) Thankfully, the [[Houvers]] have taken to providing sanctuary for Tarkherk veterans and, quite frankly, they seem to fit right in.
-'''Citations''': [[Bethany Mboya]], [[Bump in the Night]], [[Umbo Moor]].
+'''Citations''': [[Bethany Mboya]], [[Bump of the Night]], [[Umbo Moor]].
-~~----
+--[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 16:45, 11 Mar 2005 (EST)
 [[Category:Organizations]]
 Mox Elder: Spend 3 mana.
 -30 EC: Houvers start recruiting from veterans.

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−	~~Redibbed~~ for T2. --[[~~User~~:~~Morbus Iff\|Morbus Iff~~]] 16:02, ~~5 Mar 2005~~ (~~EST~~)	+	Deceive, Inveigle, and Obfuscate. The life mission, the goal, the very foundation of the '''Tarkherk Corps''', although it wasn't always that way. When the group was first founded to (not) fight in the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] back on -63/3/6 [[EC]], they were as mundane and unassuming as possible - the palindromic nature of that formulation was their only claim to recognition. Dregs with no purpose but to serve their country, they (didn't) fight bravely, as all <strike>soldiers</strike> citizens were (not) expected.
		+
		+	Everything changed at the Battle of [[Umbo Moor]]. On the second of Gomin -58 [[EC]] Mox Elder, the Mildly Impressive Commandant of the troops stationed there saw, as he described, "a beautiful white lady, shimmering just up on the hill." When nudged from his reverie by an incredible crackle and flash of light (now attributed as one of the earliest field tests of what would eventually become [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]]), he recalled her "mandibles moving soundlessly but urgently, and she beckoned me to follow." After his court-martial in -56 [[EC]], Mox Elder had no qualms about speaking publicly, claiming the woman saved his life, and "reinvigorated his belief in the sanctity of life." Suffice it to say, no woman was ever found that matched his description.
		+
		+	Because of Mox Elder's well-promoted talks on peace and his "life altering moment on the battlefield", his story entirely overshadowed the perfectly innocuous palindromic herald of the Tarkherk Corps, and rumors started persisting and evolving, regardless of the established facts. Instead of merely Mox Elder having seen the lady, all members of did. Instead of the lady being a lady, she was a [[Pinky]] Person, sent to deliver good, bad, or nefarious tidings. Instead of the lady beckoning, she gathered all the combatants and spirited them away to [[Pinky]], and then delivered them back to us, "changed" for some as-yet-unknown purpose. Those mandibles "moving soundlessly"? Telepathic of course, and ever after she grew more psionic by the day.
		+
		+	Suddently beseiged on all sides by parties with crazy ideas, the higher-ups of the Tarkherk Corps were at a loss. Public and stringent denial were met with cries of "Conspiracy!" and a "Corrupt Government!" Painting Mox Elder as a loon didn't work because, well, sure, the experiments of the [[Pinky]] People kinda mess with your head. Admitting that the early tests of the [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] were faulty, laced with mind-control chemicals, or ''designed'' to look like humans as a "deterrent tactic" also failed, because the explanations were ''too'' simple, ''too'' much of a let-down.
		+
		+	Years passed, and every tactic employed by the Tarkherk Corps failed. In -52 [[EC]], the decision was made: if you can't beat them, join them. Instead of denying or accepting the rumors, the higher-ups suddenly became silent. "No comment", "We have nothing to say at this time", "What is your clearance, citizen?" were far more "telling" than any statement previous issued. "Leaked" documents such as ''Heavenly'' were "discovered", and within were the new orders for the Corps.: DECEIVE. INVEIGLE. OBFUSCATE. The "Men of Twill" had arrived and they became a whispered example of impunity.
		+
		+	Since that time, the Tarkherk Corps have been recognizably responsible for a number of a deceptions - they are the scourges of folklore, the boogeyman of pulp fiction, and the [[bump in the night]]. Most everyone knows about the relatively recent [[Bethany Mboya]] coverup, and there have been furtive rumors here and there concerning [[Winelust Syrup]] and its addictive properties. Mind control? Pinky People spirits? Stool softener? All of the above, yes!
		+
		+	All this deception, bootlicking, and fast talking did incredible damage to the previously established team spirit (ha!) and morale. As rumors thrive to be based in some truth, some argue that the original words of the ''Harmony'' document were not DECEIVE, INVEIGLE, OBFUSCATE, but rather DEATH IN OBSCURITY, an equally plausible explanation for their future fate (assuming you accept precognition, a skill all Tarkherkkers are purported to have.) Thankfully, the [[Houvers]] have graciously taken to providing sanctuary for Tarkherk veterans. Quite frankly, they seemed to fit right in.
		+
		+	'''Citations''': [[Bethany Mboya]], [[Bump in the Night]], [[Umbo Moor]].
		+
		+	~~----
		+
		+	[[Category:Organizations]]
		+
		+	Mox Elder: Spend 3 mana.
		+
		+	-30 EC: Houvers start recruiting from veterans.
		+	-30 EC: Bethany Mboya is (purportedly) 19.
		+	-11 EC: Bethany Mboya enters the public eye.
		+	-9 EC: The first writings of Mboya are published.
		+	-5 EC: Its common to boast about sleeping with 'er.
		+	-2 EC: Bethany Mboya found to be Jan ver Daath
		+
		+	B. T. Gidgewell - Late Supreme Commandant of the Tarkherk Corps.
		+	Jan ver Daath - Retired from the Tarkherk Corps with a rank of Spearholder.
		+
		+	SNOTGUN: Most of the concoctions in these sickly slugs are very high military secrets, of course, and their effects are learned only after they have been used in battle. One such mysterious malady has been described by a doctor attached to the Tarkherk Corps in Doctoring Disease for Dimwitts:

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−	~~'''Citations''': [[Bethany Mboya]], [[Inveigle]], [[Obfuscate]]~~.
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−	~~Dibbed~~. ~~And I have no idea why~~. --[[User:Morbus Iff\|Morbus Iff]] 00:20, ~~26 Feb~~ 2005 (EST)	+	[[Bethany Mboya\|Deceive]], [[Inveigle]], and [[Obfuscate]].
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		+	'''Citations''': [[Bethany Mboya]], [[Inveigle]], [[Obfuscate]].
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		+	--[[User:Morbus Iff\|Morbus Iff]] 15:21, 4 Mar 2005 (EST)
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