Ghyll:Spelgof - Revision history

Jcowan: /* The Twelve Steps of Spelgof Addicts Anonymous */ Spelgof is not both nasty and old, but rather nasty old, an indivisible concept.

2005-04-04T22:33:42Z

The Twelve Steps of Spelgof Addicts Anonymous: Spelgof is not both nasty and old, but rather nasty old, an indivisible concept.

Jcowan: /* The Tweleve Steps of Spelgof Addicts Anonymous */ Copy editing

2005-03-20T04:06:48Z

The Tweleve Steps of Spelgof Addicts Anonymous: Copy editing

Morbus Iff: Correcting my broken category.

2005-02-21T16:51:31Z

Correcting my broken category.

Morbus Iff: Copyediting, and adding scholar comment. Hopefully.

2005-02-21T16:49:00Z

Copyediting, and adding scholar comment. Hopefully.

PhineasCrank: Done, done, done, just get this spelgof monkey off my back!

2005-02-18T01:53:55Z

Done, done, done, just get this spelgof monkey off my back!

PhineasCrank: Minor edits

2005-02-16T21:25:33Z

Minor edits

PhineasCrank: Well, good enough to sleep on. More later in the week. Maybe

2005-02-16T03:57:20Z

Well, good enough to sleep on. More later in the week. Maybe

PhineasCrank: Oh, the horror of it all!

2005-02-16T03:55:22Z

Oh, the horror of it all!

PhineasCrank: And no one to complain about it, either!

2005-02-16T03:53:51Z

And no one to complain about it, either!

PhineasCrank: I'm not wearing pants

2005-02-16T03:35:34Z

I'm not wearing pants

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 # Continued to take personal inventory of our laboratories and when we were out of spelgof promptly admitted it.
 # Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with [[Vulcrue]] as we understood It, praying only for knowledge of where we could find more spelgof without getting caught and the power to carry that out.
-# Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other spelgof addicts, and to talk them into giving us their nasty, old spelgof.
+# Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other spelgof addicts, and to talk them into giving us their nasty old spelgof.
 '''Citations''': [[Awal shrinkage]], [[Vulcrue]], [[Winelust Syrup]].

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 And so, it is with heavy heart that I must confess...  My name is [[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]], and I am a Spelgof Addict.  Luckily, I have the Twelve Steps of Spelgof Addict's Anonymous to help me out.
-===The Tweleve Steps of Spelgof Addicts Anonymous===
+===The Twelve Steps of Spelgof Addicts Anonymous===
 # We admitted we were powerless over spelgof -- that our [[Awal shrinkage]] experiments had become unmanageable.
 # Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

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 --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 20:53, 17 Feb 2005 (EST)
-[[Category:Invention]]
+[[Category:Inventions]]
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-Quite clever indeed - your actions appear to suggest one of the more viable methods of "infinite spelgof" I've seen. Allow me to make my own list of steps, such that I may benefit from your discovery: 1) start with a small supply of spelgof, 2) befriend a Mute Chukarando, 3) place Mute Chukarando in your laboratory, eye-level with your experients, 4) begin the process of Awal shrinkage, 5) wait for the lights to cause your Chukarando to vomit, 6) harvest the spelgof from its vomit, 7) repeat ad infinitum. Brilliance! --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 11:49, 21 Feb 2005 (EST)
+Quite clever indeed - your actions appear to suggest one of the more viable methods of "infinite spelgof" I've seen. Allow me to make my own list of steps, such that I may benefit from your discovery: 1) start with a small supply of spelgof, 2) befriend a Mute Chukarando, 3) place Mute Chukarando in your laboratory, eye-level with your experients, 4) begin the process of Awal shrinkage with the spelgof, 5) wait for the lights to cause your Chukarando to vomit, 6) harvest more spelgof from its vomit, 7) repeat ad infinitum. Brilliance! --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 11:49, 21 Feb 2005 (EST)

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-Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster.  I have lost count of how often I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be had therein.  Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.
+Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster.  I have lost count of how often I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos|Mute Chukarando]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be had therein.  Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.
-And, so, it is with heavy heart that I must confess...  My name is [[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]], and I am a Spelgof Addict.  Luckily, I have the Twelve Steps of Spelgof Addict's Anonymous to help me out.
+And so, it is with heavy heart that I must confess...  My name is [[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]], and I am a Spelgof Addict.  Luckily, I have the Twelve Steps of Spelgof Addict's Anonymous to help me out.
-'''The Tweleve Steps of Spelgof Addicts Anonymous'''
+===The Tweleve Steps of Spelgof Addicts Anonymous===
 # We admitted we were powerless over spelgof -- that our [[Awal shrinkage]] experiments had become unmanageable.
 # Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
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 # Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other spelgof addicts, and to talk them into giving us their nasty, old spelgof.
-'''Citations''': [[Awal shrinkage]], [[Winelust Syrup]], [[Vulcrue]]
+--[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 20:53, 17 Feb 2005 (EST)
---[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 20:53, 17 Feb 2005 (EST)
+Quite clever indeed - your actions appear to suggest one of the more viable methods of "infinite spelgof" I've seen. Allow me to make my own list of steps, such that I may benefit from your discovery: 1) start with a small supply of spelgof, 2) befriend a Mute Chukarando, 3) place Mute Chukarando in your laboratory, eye-level with your experients, 4) begin the process of Awal shrinkage, 5) wait for the lights to cause your Chukarando to vomit, 6) harvest the spelgof from its vomit, 7) repeat ad infinitum. Brilliance! --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 11:49, 21 Feb 2005 (EST)

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−	~~Dibed, thank you very much. --[[User:PhineasCrank\|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 00:00, 12 Feb 2005 (EST)~~
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−	~~Not more than one this week. Just two weeks worth of S. Same deadlines. --[[User:Morbus Iff\|Morbus Iff]] 00:58, 12 Feb 2005 (EST)~~
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−	~~So, will we dib a second S this coming Friday? Or, can we dib our second one this week? --[[User:PhineasCrank\|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 09:48, 12 Feb 2005 (EST)~~
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−	~~Yes, we dib the second S at midnight on Friday. Everything stays the same. --[[User:Morbus Iff\|Morbus Iff]] 08:49, 14 Feb 2005 (EST)~~
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	Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster. I have lost count of how often I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be had therein. Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.		Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster. I have lost count of how often I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be had therein. Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.

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	'''Citations''': [[Awal shrinkage]], [[Winelust Syrup]], [[Vulcrue]]		'''Citations''': [[Awal shrinkage]], [[Winelust Syrup]], [[Vulcrue]]
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		+	--[[User:PhineasCrank\|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 20:53, 17 Feb 2005 (EST)

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-Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster.  I have lost count of how often I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be therein.  Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.
+Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster.  I have lost count of how often I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be had therein.  Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.
 And, so, it is with heavy heart that I must confess...  My name is [[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]], and I am a Spelgof Addict.  Luckily, I have the Twelve Steps of Spelgof Addict's Anonymous to help me out.
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 # Made a list of all [[:Category:Encyclopedants|Encyclopedants]], editors and other "little people" we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all, or at least pay their cleaning bill.
 # Made direct amends to such beings wherever possible, except when they were "little people", or when to do so would injure them or others, but mainly us.
-# Continued to take personal inventory laboratories and when we were out of spelgof promptly admitted it.
+# Continued to take personal inventory of our laboratories and when we were out of spelgof promptly admitted it.
 # Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with [[Vulcrue]] as we understood It, praying only for knowledge of where we could find more spelgof without getting caught and the power to carry that out.
 # Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other spelgof addicts, and to talk them into giving us their nasty, old spelgof.

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−	Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster. I have lost count of ~~the times that~~ I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be therein. Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.	+	Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster. I have lost count of how often I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be therein. Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.

	And, so, it is with heavy heart that I must confess... My name is [[User:PhineasCrank\|Doctor Phineas Crank]], and I am a Spelgof Addict. Luckily, I have the Twelve Steps of Spelgof Addict's Anonymous to help me out.		And, so, it is with heavy heart that I must confess... My name is [[User:PhineasCrank\|Doctor Phineas Crank]], and I am a Spelgof Addict. Luckily, I have the Twelve Steps of Spelgof Addict's Anonymous to help me out.

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	# Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with [[Vulcrue]] as we understood It, praying only for knowledge of where we could find more spelgof without getting caught and the power to carry that out.		# Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with [[Vulcrue]] as we understood It, praying only for knowledge of where we could find more spelgof without getting caught and the power to carry that out.
	# Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other spelgof addicts, and to talk them into giving us their nasty, old spelgof.		# Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other spelgof addicts, and to talk them into giving us their nasty, old spelgof.
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		+	'''Citations''': [[Awal shrinkage]], [[Winelust Syrup]], [[Vulcrue]]

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	Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster. I have lost count of the times that I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be therein. Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.		Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster. I have lost count of the times that I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be therein. Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.

−	And, so, it is with heavy heart that I must confess... My name is [[User:PhineasCrank\|Doctor Phineas Crank]], and I am a Spelgof Addict.	+	And, so, it is with heavy heart that I must confess... My name is [[User:PhineasCrank\|Doctor Phineas Crank]], and I am a Spelgof Addict. Luckily, I have the Twelve Steps of Spelgof Addict's Anonymous to help me out.
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		+	'''The Tweleve Steps of Spelgof Addicts Anonymous'''
		+	# We admitted we were powerless over spelgof -- that our [[Awal shrinkage]] experiments had become unmanageable.
		+	# Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
		+	# Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of [[Vulcrue]] as we understood It.
		+	# Made a fairly searching and pretty fearless inventory of our laboratories and [[Mute Chukarandos]] pens.
		+	# Admitted to [[Vulcrue]], to ourselves, and to another [[:Category:Encyclopedants\|Encyclopedant]] the exact nature of our spelgof abuse.
		+	# Were entirely ready to have [[Vulcrue]] remove all the spelgof in our possession.
		+	# Humbly asked It to remove our spelgof.
		+	# Made a list of all [[:Category:Encyclopedants\|Encyclopedants]], editors and other "little people" we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all, or at least pay their cleaning bill.
		+	# Made direct amends to such beings wherever possible, except when they were "little people", or when to do so would injure them or others, but mainly us.
		+	# Continued to take personal inventory laboratories and when we were out of spelgof promptly admitted it.
		+	# Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with [[Vulcrue]] as we understood It, praying only for knowledge of where we could find more spelgof without getting caught and the power to carry that out.
		+	# Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other spelgof addicts, and to talk them into giving us their nasty, old spelgof.

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	Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster. I have lost count of the times that I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be therein. Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.		Ah, it's many a time that the acrid bite of '''spelgof''' has awakened me in my laboratory just in time to avert disaster. I have lost count of the times that I have run experiments involving [[Awal shrinkage]], not for the lovely orange lights, but just so I could collect the bilious vomit of my favorite [[Mute Chukarandos]] and harvest the precious spelgof to be therein. Indeed, I find the vapors more intoxicating that even [[Winelust Syrup]], which has lured so many [[Deathbug]] researchers to their untimely demise.
−	And, so, it is with heavy heart that I must confess...	+
		+	And, so, it is with heavy heart that I must confess... My name is [[User:PhineasCrank\|Doctor Phineas Crank]], and I am a Spelgof Addict.