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Morbus Iff at 14:52, 12 September 2005

2005-09-12T14:52:19Z

Morbus Iff: Crap. So much to do today.

2005-09-12T14:45:47Z

Crap. So much to do today.

Morbus Iff: Crap. So much to do today.

2005-09-12T14:12:22Z

Crap. So much to do today.

Nikos of Ant at 13:47, 9 September 2005

2005-09-09T13:47:48Z

Nikos of Ant at 03:47, 9 September 2005

2005-09-09T03:47:49Z

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Nikos of Ant at 04:14, 7 September 2005

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 The Faith of Rithmatetics is based on numbers and on the practice of numbers. They teach that insanity is based on numberlessness and that pinketites and perkofiles are a result of not being able to count beyond the number two. Obviously with their own sanity at stake, the peoples of Trighonomehntri took to collecting thingies and sharing them and dividing them and (some) even stealing them! This stealing caused a great moral confusion among the faithful until Contessi Omara explained the usefulness of "forced sharing" and the foolishness of "not protecting your most holy things." Over time, this religious practice became known as Gardening the Poen Sea and this became corrupted into the Ponce Gardening we know today, but it did take time, as well as the jealousy of a township.
-In -260 [[EC]], Thungerbarg saw the coming of those from [[Iganefta]]. Without going into the story of the creation of [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], we must say that by -247 [[EC]] Poen Sea Gardening was taking place there. We must also say that within 30 years the men and women who had learned to "garden the Poen Sea" from the Rithmateticites up north had ceased to use the name Poen as the name of the sea and had begun using the word Ponce as a perjorative.
+In -260 [[EC]], Thungerbarg saw the coming of those from [[Iganefta]]. Without going into the story of the creation of [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], we must say that by -247 [[EC]] Poen Sea Gardening was taking place there. We must also say that within 30 years the men and women who had learned to "garden the Poen Sea" from the Rithmateticites up north had ceased to use the name Poen as the name of the sea and had begun using the word Ponce as a pejorative.
 <blockquote>''Dager Martie ser Poen Sea; gathring tingees by th’ wavens ist such goot tresure.  Nort issen countettes of mind crazee; we justly see Poen nicht but Dager iyes – solo let us namen true title – Dager Sea: mit Martie aund Firstus, Sekondus, Tirdus''<p align="right">--Thungerbarg proclamation entitling the nearby Sea as the "Dagger", circa -232 [[EC]]</p></blockquote>

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 '''Ponce''' (pronounced poansee) '''Gardening''' is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent "ponce." Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea. The term "ponce" is a degenerative of the additive Poen and Sea. Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? In the same spot as the [[Dagger Seas]]. You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this below).
-Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this "knowledge" is one found mainly amongst those of the larger towns and ''cities''; the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich & famous). It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded. And it is common knowledge that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''.
+Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this "knowledge" is one found mainly amongst those of the larger towns and cities; the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich & famous). It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded. And it is common knowledge that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''.
 ==History==

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 '''Ponce''' (pronounced poansee) '''Gardening''' is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent "ponce." Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea. The term "ponce" is a degenerative of the additive Poen and Sea. Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? In the same spot as the [[Dagger Seas]]. You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this below).
-Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known among Ghylites as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this "knowledge" is one found mainly amongst the Ghylitoids of the larger towns and ''cities'' (which we all know hold but a fraction of the population of Ghyll and are quite the minority of settlements), the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich & famous). It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded. And it is common knowledge that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''.
+Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this "knowledge" is one found mainly amongst those of the larger towns and ''cities''; the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich & famous). It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded. And it is common knowledge that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''.
 ==History==
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 <blockquote>''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee'' --''dist Stiffle bee great'' --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great'' --''but th' wavens be angree''<p align="right">--Shepenor song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -290 [[EC]]</p></blockquote>
-Though the ancient history of the Daggers is fraught with battle, commerce and surfing, its recent history is much less entertaining.  "Recent History" is said to begin in the decades which saw the mainland entwined in the huffing and puffing which led to the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] (reckoned to have been between -450 [[EC]] and -275 [[EC]] depending on which historian you ask).  During this time life along the coasts experienced a much-enjoyed sigh of relief in relation to what was happening in places such as [[Folktown]].
+Though the ancient history of the [[Dagger Seas|Daggers]] is fraught with battle, commerce and surfing, its recent history is much less entertaining. "Recent History" is said to begin in the decades which saw the mainland entwined in the huffing and puffing which led to the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] (reckoned to have been between -450 [[EC]] and -275 [[EC]] depending on which historian you ask). During this time, life along the coasts experienced a much-enjoyed sigh of relief in relation to what was happening in places such as [[Folktown]].
-To know the history of Ponce Gardening one must know the history of the hamlets No, Gno, and Kno. Though the time of the settling of these tiny habitations is unknown, their placement ''is'' known (though not much cared about by most folks but for the residents themselves). These three villages lie some thirteen leles north of [[Shepenor]] (following the coastline) and sit midway along the tooth that bites into the Tertius and Segundus. Far from the northern side, the hamlets huddle on the southern edge of the tooth and dig deep into the watery silt of the Tertius.
+To know the history of Ponce Gardening one must know the history of the hamlets No, Gno, and Kno. Though the time of the settling of these tiny habitations is unknown, their placement ''is'' known (though not much cared about by most folks but for the residents themselves). These three villages lie some thirteen [[lele]]s north of [[Shepenor]] (following the coastline) and sit midway along the tooth that bites into the Tertius and Segundus. Far from the northern side, the hamlets huddle on the southern edge of the tooth and dig deep into the watery silt of the Tertius.
-These three hamlets are so close in distance from each other that long ago they came to be ruled by one and the same ruler: the Contessi l’Kyrch.  The first Contessi l’Kyrch was the woman named Quizzette and she not only united these three villages and created a unified defense against such threats as the ''Empire of the Guys who Set Out to Explore Exotic Places but generally just Kill and Enslave Everybody when They get There'', but she also unified the spiritual belief of all the inhabitants.  The Faith of the Contessi and consequently of the People is the Faith of Rithmatetics, and the Faith is led by the Contessi whose very title means "the one who counts."  In uniting these three habitations a later Contessi came to call her domain Trighonomehntritaticianomen.  Over time this name which means something like "the three places with many good things to count" was shortened to simply Trighonomehntri.
+These three hamlets are so close in distance from each other that long ago they came to be ruled by one and the same: the Contessi l’Kyrch. The first Contessi l’Kyrch was the woman named Quizzette and she not only united these three villages and created a unified defense against such threats as the ''Empire of the Guys who Set Out to Explore Exotic Places but generally just Kill and Enslave Everybody when They get There'', but she also unified the spiritual belief of all the inhabitants. The Faith of the Contessi, and consequently of the People. is the Faith of Rithmatetics, and the Faith is led by the Contessi whose very title means "the one who counts." In uniting these three habitations, a later Contessi came to call her domain Trighonomehntritaticianomen. Over time this name, which means something like "the three places with many good things to count", was shortened to simply Trighonomehntri.
-It was during the time of Contessi l’Kyrch Wangeline in roughly –331 [[EC]] (if the oral tradition of Trighonomehntri is to be trusted) that the people began collecting, counting, and sorting thingies from the sea.  Mind you, people here and people there had been doing this (more than likely) for eons, but what this leader accomplished was something far greater than creating a structured hobby – she formed a community event with numerological consequence!
+It was during the time of Contessi l’Kyrch Wangeline in roughly -331 [[EC]] (if the oral tradition of Trighonomehntri is to be trusted) that the people began collecting, counting, and sorting thingies from the sea. Mind you, people here and people there had been doing this (more than likely) for eons, but what this leader accomplished was something far greater than creating a structured hobby – she formed a community event with numerological consequence!
-The Faith of Rithmatetics is based on numbers and on the practice of numbers.  They teach that insanity is based on numberlessness and that pinketites and perkofiles are a result of not being able to count beyond the number two.  Obviously with their own sanity at stake, the peoples of Trighonomehntri took to collecting thingies and sharing them and dividing them and (some) even stealing them!  This stealing caused a great moral confusion among the faithful until Contessi Omara explained the usefulness of "forced sharing" and the foolishness of "not protecting your most holy things."  Over time this religious practice became known as Gardening the Poen Sea and this became corrupted into the Ponce Gardening we know today, but it did take time, as well as the jealousy of a township.
+The Faith of Rithmatetics is based on numbers and on the practice of numbers. They teach that insanity is based on numberlessness and that pinketites and perkofiles are a result of not being able to count beyond the number two. Obviously with their own sanity at stake, the peoples of Trighonomehntri took to collecting thingies and sharing them and dividing them and (some) even stealing them! This stealing caused a great moral confusion among the faithful until Contessi Omara explained the usefulness of "forced sharing" and the foolishness of "not protecting your most holy things." Over time, this religious practice became known as Gardening the Poen Sea and this became corrupted into the Ponce Gardening we know today, but it did take time, as well as the jealousy of a township.
-In –260 [[EC]] Thungerbarg saw the coming of the men from Iganefta.  Without going into the story of the creation of Iganefta-on-the-Sea we must say that by –247 [[EC]] Poen Sea Gardening was taking place there. We must also say that within 30 years the men and women who had learned to "garden the Poen Sea" from the Rithmateticites up north had ceased to use the name Poen as the name of the sea and had begun using the word Ponce as a perjorative.
+In -260 [[EC]], Thungerbarg saw the coming of those from [[Iganefta]]. Without going into the story of the creation of [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], we must say that by -247 [[EC]] Poen Sea Gardening was taking place there. We must also say that within 30 years the men and women who had learned to "garden the Poen Sea" from the Rithmateticites up north had ceased to use the name Poen as the name of the sea and had begun using the word Ponce as a perjorative.
-<blockquote>''Dager Martie ser Poen Sea; gathring tingees by th’ wavens ist such goot tresure.  Nort issen countettes of mind crazee; we justly see Poen nicht but Dager iyes – solo let us namen true title – Dager Sea: mit Martie aund Firstus, Sekondus, Tirdus''</blockquote>
+<blockquote>''Dager Martie ser Poen Sea; gathring tingees by th’ wavens ist such goot tresure.  Nort issen countettes of mind crazee; we justly see Poen nicht but Dager iyes – solo let us namen true title – Dager Sea: mit Martie aund Firstus, Sekondus, Tirdus''<p align="right">--Thungerbarg proclamation entitling the nearby Sea as the "Dagger", circa -232 [[EC]]</p></blockquote>
 ==Today==
-'''Citations''': [[Dagger Seas]], [[ironclads]], [[Sea fairs]]
+'''Citations''': [[Dagger Seas]], [[Ironclads]], [[Sea fairs]].
+[[Category:Activities]]

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-==Introduction==
+'''Ponce''' (pronounced poansee) '''Gardening''' is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent "ponce." Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea. The term "ponce" is a degenerative of the additive Poen and Sea. Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? In the same spot as the [[Dagger Seas]]. You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this below).
 Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known among Ghylites as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this "knowledge" is one found mainly amongst the Ghylitoids of the larger towns and ''cities'' (which we all know hold but a fraction of the population of Ghyll and are quite the minority of settlements), the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich & famous). It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded. And it is common knowledge that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''.
 ==History==
-<blockquote>''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee''       --''dist Stiffle bee great''  --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great''  --''but th' wavens be angree''</blockquote>
-::::::--local Shepenor song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -290 [[EC]]
+<blockquote>''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee'' --''dist Stiffle bee great'' --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great'' --''but th' wavens be angree''<p align="right">--Shepenor song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -290 [[EC]]</p></blockquote>
 Though the ancient history of the Daggers is fraught with battle, commerce and surfing, its recent history is much less entertaining.  "Recent History" is said to begin in the decades which saw the mainland entwined in the huffing and puffing which led to the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] (reckoned to have been between -450 [[EC]] and -275 [[EC]] depending on which historian you ask).  During this time life along the coasts experienced a much-enjoyed sigh of relief in relation to what was happening in places such as [[Folktown]].

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 ==History==
 <blockquote>''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee''       --''dist Stiffle bee great''  --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great''  --''but th' wavens be angree''</blockquote>
-:::::::--local song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -250 [[EC]]
+::::::--local Shepenor song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -290 [[EC]]
 Though the ancient history of the Daggers is fraught with battle, commerce and surfing, its recent history is much less entertaining.  "Recent History" is said to begin in the decades which saw the mainland entwined in the huffing and puffing which led to the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] (reckoned to have been between -450 [[EC]] and -275 [[EC]] depending on which historian you ask).  During this time life along the coasts experienced a much-enjoyed sigh of relief in relation to what was happening in places such as [[Folktown]].
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 The Faith of Rithmatetics is based on numbers and on the practice of numbers.  They teach that insanity is based on numberlessness and that pinketites and perkofiles are a result of not being able to count beyond the number two.  Obviously with their own sanity at stake, the peoples of Trighonomehntri took to collecting thingies and sharing them and dividing them and (some) even stealing them!  This stealing caused a great moral confusion among the faithful until Contessi Omara explained the usefulness of "forced sharing" and the foolishness of "not protecting your most holy things."  Over time this religious practice became known as Gardening the Poen Sea and this became corrupted into the Ponce Gardening we know today, but it did take time, as well as the jealousy of a township.
-In –260 [[EC]] Thungerbarg saw the coming of the men from Iganefta.  Without going into the story of the creation of Iganefta-on-the-Sea we must say that by –247 [[EC]] Poen Sea Gardening was taking place there. We must also say that within 30 years the men and women who had learned to "garden the Poen Sea" from the Rithmatetics up north had ceased to use the name Poen as the name of the sea and had begun using the word Ponce as a perjorative.
+In –260 [[EC]] Thungerbarg saw the coming of the men from Iganefta.  Without going into the story of the creation of Iganefta-on-the-Sea we must say that by –247 [[EC]] Poen Sea Gardening was taking place there. We must also say that within 30 years the men and women who had learned to "garden the Poen Sea" from the Rithmateticites up north had ceased to use the name Poen as the name of the sea and had begun using the word Ponce as a perjorative.
 <blockquote>''Dager Martie ser Poen Sea; gathring tingees by th’ wavens ist such goot tresure.  Nort issen countettes of mind crazee; we justly see Poen nicht but Dager iyes – solo let us namen true title – Dager Sea: mit Martie aund Firstus, Sekondus, Tirdus''</blockquote>

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 ==Introduction==
-Ponce (pronounced ''poansee'') Gardening is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent "ponce."  Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea.
+'''Ponce''' (pronounced poansee) '''Gardening''' is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent "ponce." Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea.
 ==History==
 <blockquote>''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee''       --''dist Stiffle bee great''  --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great''  --''but th' wavens be angree''</blockquote>
 :::::::--local song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -250 [[EC]]
-Though the ancient history of the Daggers is frought with battle, commerce and surfing, its recent history is much less exciting and is reckoned to have begun between -450 [[EC]] and -275 [[EC]] depending on which historian you ask.  But all agree that in the decades which saw the main-land entwined in the huffing and puffing which led to the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]], life along the coasts experienced a much different and much-liked sigh of relief.
+Though the ancient history of the Daggers is fraught with battle, commerce and surfing, its recent history is much less interesting.  "Recent History" is said to begin in the decades which saw the mainland entwined in the huffing and puffing which led to the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] (reckoned to have been between -450 [[EC]] and -275 [[EC]] depending on which historian you ask).  During this time life along the coasts experienced a much-enjoyed sigh of relief in relation to what was happening in places such as [[Folktown]].
-To know the history of Ponce Gardening one must know the history of the hamlets No, Gno, and Kno.  Though the settling of these tiny habitations is unknown, their placement ''is'' known (though not much cared about by most folks but for the residents themselves).  These three villages lie some thirteen leles north of Shepenor (following the coastline) and sit midway along the tooth that bites into the Tertius and Segundus.  Far from the northern side, the hamlets huddle on the southern edge of the tooth and dig deep into the watery silt of the Tertius.
+These three hamlets are so close in distance from each other that long ago they came to be ruled by one and the same ruler: the Contessi l’Kyrch.  The first Contessi l’Kyrch was the woman named Quizzette and she not only united these three villages and created a unified defense against such threats as the Empire of the Guys who Set Out to Explore Exotic Places but generally just Kill and Enslave Everybody when They get There, but she also unified the spiritual belief of all the inhabitants.  The Faith of the Contessi and consequently of the People is the Faith of Rithmatetics, and the Faith is led by the Contessi whose very title means "the one who counts."  In uniting these three habitations a later Contessi came to call her domain Trighonomehntritaticianomen.  Over time this name which means something like "the three places with many good things to count" was shortened to simply Trighonomehntri.

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 Ponce (pronounced ''poansee'') Gardening is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent "ponce."  Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea.
-The term "ponce" is a degenerative of the additive ''Poen'' and ''Sea''.  Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? in the same spot as the Dagger Seas.  You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this below).
+The term "ponce" is a degenerative of the additive ''Poen'' and ''Sea''.  Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? in the same spot as the [[Dagger Seas]].  You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this below).
 Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known among Ghylites as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this "knowledge" is one found mainly amongst the Ghylites of the larger ''towns'' and ''cities'' (which we all know hold but a fraction of the population of Ghyll and are quite the minority of settlements), the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich & famous).  It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded.  And common knowledge to all is that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''.
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 <blockquote>''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee''       --''dist Stiffle bee great''  --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great''  --''but th' wavens be angree''</blockquote>
 :::::::--local song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -250 [[EC]]

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 ==Introduction==
-Ponce (pronounced ''pone see'') Gardening is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening, nor does it revolve around the supposed "ponce."  Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea.
+Ponce (pronounced ''poansee'') Gardening is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent "ponce."  Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea.
-The term "ponce" is a degenerative of the additive ''Poen'' and ''Sea''.  Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? in the same spot as the Dagger Seas, I answer.  You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this later).
+The term "ponce" is a degenerative of the additive ''Poen'' and ''Sea''.  Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? in the same spot as the Dagger Seas.  You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this below).
-Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known among Ghylites as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this "knowledge" is one found mainly amongst the Ghylites of the larger ''towns'' and ''cities'' (which we all know is but a fraction of the population of Ghyll and quite the minority), the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake or the rich & famous (either idea being ridiculously naive).  It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded.  And common knowledge to all is that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''.
+Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known among Ghylites as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this "knowledge" is one found mainly amongst the Ghylites of the larger ''towns'' and ''cities'' (which we all know hold but a fraction of the population of Ghyll and are quite the minority of settlements), the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich & famous).  It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded.  And common knowledge to all is that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''.
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 <blockquote>''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee''       --''dist Stiffle bee great''  --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great''  --''but th' wavens be angree''</blockquote>
---local song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -250 [[EC]]
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+Great art is a balance of the aesthetic, the practical and the mind of the observer. Great food is much the same. Speedish Chefs seek to achieve the perfect confluence of the moment, the mind and the palate. Of course this often means that the Speedish Chef must be ready to strike at the precise moment to achieve the perfect dining experience.
 "Light, refined, learned and noble, harmonious and orderly, clear and logical, Speedish cooking is, in some strange manner, intimately linked to the genius of our greatest men." --Windsor Creame
 "The cook who can deploy food successfully will be found to possess the delicacy of perception, the accuracy of judgment, and the dexterity of hand which go to the formation of a great artist." --Tim Timperton

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 dibs   --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 15:03, 6 Sep 2005 (EDT)
 Great art is a balance of the aesthetic, the practical and the mind of the observer. Great food is much the same. Speedish Chefs seek to achieve the perfect confluence of the moment, the mind and the palate. Of course this often means that the Speedish Chef must be ready to strike at the precise moment to achieve the perfect dining experience.
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 "I had an excellent repast -- the best repast possible -- which consisted simply of boiled eggs and bread and butter. It was the quality of these simple ingredients that made the occasion memorable. The eggs were so good that I am ashamed to say how many of them I consumed... It might seem that an egg which has succeeded in being fresh has done all that can be reasonably expected of it." --Doc Rockett
 [edit]'''Training
-'''It takes many years to learn the art of being a Speedish Chef. The lessons cover multiple disciplines including Theoalchemy, Ponce Gardening, and Archaic Languages. For this reason, many Chefs are employed at the Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge as both fact finders and cafeteria workers. There is only one universally recognized school of Speedish Cuisine: The Iganefta Speedish Institute.'''
 "The duty of a good Cusinier is to transmit to the next generation everything he has learned and experienced." --Mork Waterson'''[edit]Practice
 The finest Chefs in the land participate in their own Calends Gala called "The Irony Chef". The competitors are challenged by the reigning Irony Chef to devise a meal that perfectly exemplifies a theme challenge set forth at the start of the competition. The first Chef to satisfy the challenge is declared the Irony Chef for the following year. It may be for this reason that the term "Speedish" is applied to this type of meal preparation.
 "The cook who can deploy food successfully will be found to possess the delicacy of perception, the accuracy of judgment, and the dexterity of hand which go to the formation of a great artist." --Tim Timperton