Ghyll:Olaff Devork - Revision history

Jcowan: Misspelling (I think)

2005-05-31T02:33:43Z

Misspelling (I think)

Jcowan: Jcowan boldly bolds the first appearance of every article name in the corresponding article.)

2005-01-29T05:25:22Z

Jcowan boldly bolds the first appearance of every article name in the corresponding article.)

Morbus Iff: Seriously, knock it off.

2005-01-28T12:49:20Z

Seriously, knock it off.

Sbp: Small typo.

2005-01-27T19:42:19Z

Small typo.

Morbus Iff: Copyediting. Ahahahh. Aspirins do nothing for me!

2005-01-25T01:11:45Z

Copyediting. Ahahahh. Aspirins do nothing for me!

Sbp: Who'd've thunk't! Pinky bigger.

2005-01-21T19:55:09Z

Who'd've thunk't! Pinky bigger.

Sbp: I assaulted Morbus's sensibilities for a change! http://swhack.com/logs/2005-01-20#T14-29-21

2005-01-20T14:35:05Z

I assaulted Morbus's sensibilities for a change! http://swhack.com/logs/2005-01-20#T14-29-21

Sbp: Just needed a couple more suffixes on that.

2005-01-20T12:39:58Z

Just needed a couple more suffixes on that.

Sbp: Burgengute will call his son Burgengute, and Burgengute's son will call his son Burgengute even if it's a girl, and she will grow up tormented by this fact but still call her son Burgengute.

2005-01-20T12:38:36Z

Burgengute will call his son Burgengute, and Burgengute's son will call his son Burgengute even if it's a girl, and she will grow up tormented by this fact but still call her son Burgengute.

Sbp: $ make clean

2005-01-20T12:20:12Z

$ make clean

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 Olaff is known to have owned a pet dog called All Heck. Then, when people would leave his front gate open, he had an excuse to say "don't do that or All Heck will break loose!" He planned to write a book about this pun called "My Sides, They Are A-Splitting".
-Olaff was a drunken hypermegolomaniac womanizing hipster freakazoid lowlife scumpot druggie skankball crapfaced smellbag of cessily corruptionated assstain scandalousitynesses in his later financial career, as was the fashion of the time.
+Olaff was a drunken hypermegalomaniac womanizing hipster freakazoid lowlife scumpot druggie skankball crapfaced smellbag of cessily corruptionated assstain scandalousitynesses in his later financial career, as was the fashion of the time.
 His Drug Haze parties, equal parts hooker and liquor, were well known; all were conducted as official bank business, and so the minutes of Olaff and friends' drug-induced hallucinations were faithfully recorded by Burgengute [''That's my great-great-great grandfather. Everybody in the Burgengute family has the same name! --Burgengute''], the bank's stenographer. They are one of the more eminently readable pre-[[Modern Standard Ghyllian]] tomes, and gave rise to some common phrases including ''don't foot around the fefferberry'', and the semi-comic ''site hay churns'' which is still oft' used by the Burgengute family as a substitution for the word "citations".

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−	Olaff Chroverdent Parapparderrappar Jankywhippersnapple G. Devork was an oddly named fellow since the "G." stood for Greg. Born to an unknown father, his mother was a [[Bindlet Ball]] steamstress in distress. He is primarily remembered as principal investor in the [[Harrabloon Bank]], founded in -185 [[EC]], and Grand High Lochree of the Owners Oversight Group, but that's boring so we won't discuss it further.	+	'''Olaff Chroverdent Parapparderrappar Jankywhippersnapple G. Devork''' was an oddly named fellow since the "G." stood for Greg. Born to an unknown father, his mother was a [[Bindlet Ball]] steamstress in distress. He is primarily remembered as principal investor in the [[Harrabloon Bank]], founded in -185 [[EC]], and Grand High Lochree of the Owners Oversight Group, but that's boring so we won't discuss it further.

	Olaff was well known in his early finance days for being the inventor of the Pachygraph system; an attempt to miniaturise pachyderms and send them around Ghyll through small tubes by the means of compressed air. The Pachydermian Union rejected his plans, though Olaff attempted to bribe them with copious amounts of gilded peanuts.		Olaff was well known in his early finance days for being the inventor of the Pachygraph system; an attempt to miniaturise pachyderms and send them around Ghyll through small tubes by the means of compressed air. The Pachydermian Union rejected his plans, though Olaff attempted to bribe them with copious amounts of gilded peanuts.

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 Olaff's early life is shady and difficult to research, but he seems to have become heavily involved in smuggling. One legend states that he was dragged into the shady practice after losing a large bet on whether or not [[Pinky]], then not known to be the larger moon of Ghyll, was larger than [[Perky]].
-'''Site Hay Churns''': [[Harrabloon Bank]], [[Perky]], [[Pinky]].
+'''Citations''': [[Harrabloon Bank]], [[Perky]], [[Pinky]].
 --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 06:51, 20 Jan 2005 (EST)
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 Olaff's early life is shady and difficult to research, but he seems to have become heavily involved in smuggling. One legend states that he was dragged into the shady practice after losing a large bet on whether or not [[Pinky]], then not known to be the larger moon of Ghyll, was larger than [[Perky]].
-'''Citations''': [[Harrabloon Bank]], [[Perky]], [[Pinky]].
+'''Site Hay Churns''': [[Harrabloon Bank]], [[Perky]], [[Pinky]].
 --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 06:51, 20 Jan 2005 (EST)
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-Olaff Chroverdent Parapparderrappar Jankywhippersnapple G. Devork was an oddly named fellow since the "G." stood for Greg. Born to an unknown father, his mother was a [[Bindlet Ball]] steamstress in distress. He is primarily remembered as principal investor in the [[Harrabloon Bank]], founded in -185 [[EC]], and Grand High Lochree[[Harrabloon_Bank#Footnotes|*]] of the Owners Oversight Group, but that's boring so we won't discuss it further.
+Olaff Chroverdent Parapparderrappar Jankywhippersnapple G. Devork was an oddly named fellow since the "G." stood for Greg. Born to an unknown father, his mother was a [[Bindlet Ball]] steamstress in distress. He is primarily remembered as principal investor in the [[Harrabloon Bank]], founded in -185 [[EC]], and Grand High Lochree of the Owners Oversight Group, but that's boring so we won't discuss it further.
 Olaff was well known in his early finance days for being the inventor of the Pachygraph system; an attempt to miniaturise pachyderms and send them around Ghyll through small tubes by the means of compressed air. The Pachydermian Union rejected his plans, though Olaff attempted to bribe them with copious amounts of gilded peanuts.
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 Olaff was a drunken hypermegolomaniac womanizing hipster freakazoid lowlife scumpot druggie skankball crapfaced smellbag of cessily corruptionated assstain scandalousitynesses in his later financial career, as was the fashion of the time.
-His Drug Haze parties, equal parts hooker and liquor, were well known; all were conducted as official bank business, and so the minutes of Olaff and friends' drug-induced hallucinations were faithfully recorded by Burgengute [''That's my great-great-great grandfather. Everybody in the Burgengute family has the same name! --Burgengute, Chief Copier''], the bank's stenographer. They are one of the more eminently readable pre-[[Modern Standard Ghyllian]] tomes, and gave rise to some common phrases including ''don't foot around the fefferberry'', and the semi-comic ''site hay churns'' which is still oft' used by the Burgengute family as a substitution for the word "citations".
+His Drug Haze parties, equal parts hooker and liquor, were well known; all were conducted as official bank business, and so the minutes of Olaff and friends' drug-induced hallucinations were faithfully recorded by Burgengute [''That's my great-great-great grandfather. Everybody in the Burgengute family has the same name! --Burgengute''], the bank's stenographer. They are one of the more eminently readable pre-[[Modern Standard Ghyllian]] tomes, and gave rise to some common phrases including ''don't foot around the fefferberry'', and the semi-comic ''site hay churns'' which is still oft' used by the Burgengute family as a substitution for the word "citations".
 Olaff's early life is shady and difficult to research, but he seems to have become heavily involved in smuggling. One legend states that he was dragged into the shady practice after losing a large bet on whether or not [[Pinky]], then not known to be the larger moon of Ghyll, was larger than [[Perky]].
-'''Site Hay Churns''': [[Harrabloon Bank]], [[Perky]], [[Pinky]].
+'''Citations''': [[Harrabloon Bank]], [[Perky]], [[Pinky]].
 --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 06:51, 20 Jan 2005 (EST)

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 Olaff is known to have owned a pet dog called All Heck. Then, when people would leave his front gate open, he had an excuse to say "don't do that or All Heck will break loose!" He planned to write a book about this pun called "My Sides, They Are A-Splitting".
-Olaff was a drunken hypermegolomaniac womanizing hipster freakazoid lowlife scumpot druggie skankball shitfaced smellbag of cessily corruptionated assstain scandalousitynesses in his later financial career, as was the fashion of the time. His Drug Haze parties, equal parts hooker and liquor, were well known; all were conducted as official bank business, and so the minutes of Olaff and friends' drug-induced hallucinations were faithfully recorded by Burgengute [''That's my great-great-great grandfather. Everybody in the Burgengute family has the same name! --Burgengute, Chief Copier''], the bank's stenographer. They are one of the more eminently readable pre-[[Modern Standard Ghyllian]] tomes, and gave rise to some common phrases including ''don't foot around the fefferberry''.
+Olaff was a drunken hypermegolomaniac womanizing hipster freakazoid lowlife scumpot druggie skankball crapfaced smellbag of cessily corruptionated assstain scandalousitynesses in his later financial career, as was the fashion of the time. His Drug Haze parties, equal parts hooker and liquor, were well known; all were conducted as official bank business, and so the minutes of Olaff and friends' drug-induced hallucinations were faithfully recorded by Burgengute [''That's my great-great-great grandfather. Everybody in the Burgengute family has the same name! --Burgengute, Chief Copier''], the bank's stenographer. They are one of the more eminently readable pre-[[Modern Standard Ghyllian]] tomes, and gave rise to some common phrases including ''don't foot around the fefferberry''.
 [Work in Progress; to be abandoned on Friday.]

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	Olaff is known to have owned a pet dog called All Heck. Then, when people would leave his front gate open, he had an excuse to say "don't do that or All Heck will break loose!" He planned to write a book about this pun called "My Sides, They Are A-Splitting".		Olaff is known to have owned a pet dog called All Heck. Then, when people would leave his front gate open, he had an excuse to say "don't do that or All Heck will break loose!" He planned to write a book about this pun called "My Sides, They Are A-Splitting".
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		+	Olaff was a drunken hypermegolomaniac womanizing hipster freakazoid lowlife scumpot druggie skankball shitfaced smellbag of cessily corruptionated assstain scandalousness in his later financial career, as was the fashion of the time. His Drug Haze parties, equal parts hooker and liquor, were well known; all were conducted as official bank business, and so the minutes of Olaff and friends' drug-induced hallucinations were faithfully recorded by Burgengute [''That's my great-great-great grandfather. Everybody in the Burgengute family has the same name! --Burgengute, Chief Copier''], the bank's stenographer. They are one of the more eminently readable pre-[[Modern Standard Ghyllian]] tomes, and gave rise to some common phrases including ''don't foot around the fefferberry''.

	[Work in Progress; to be abandoned on Friday.]		[Work in Progress; to be abandoned on Friday.]

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−	Olaff Chroverdent Parapparderrappar Jankywhippersnapple G. Devork was an oddly named fellow since the "G." stood for Greg. Born to an unknown father, his mother ~~has~~ a Bindlet Ball steamstress in distress. He is primarily remembered ~~for being~~ principal investor in the [[Harrabloon Bank]], founded in -185 [[EC]], and Grand High Lochree[[Harrabloon_Bank#Footnotes\|*]] of the Owners Oversight Group, but that's boring so we won't discuss ~~that in this article. We might discuss the racous parties a bit~~.	+	Olaff Chroverdent Parapparderrappar Jankywhippersnapple G. Devork was an oddly named fellow since the "G." stood for Greg. Born to an unknown father, his mother was a [[Bindlet Ball]] steamstress in distress. He is primarily remembered as principal investor in the [[Harrabloon Bank]], founded in -185 [[EC]], and Grand High Lochree[[Harrabloon_Bank#Footnotes\|*]] of the Owners Oversight Group, but that's boring so we won't discuss it further.

	Olaff was well known in his early finance days for being the inventor of the Pachygraph system; an attempt to miniaturise pachyderms and send them around Ghyll through small tubes by the means of compressed air. The Pachydermian Union rejected his plans, though Olaff attempted to bribe them with copious amounts of gilded peanuts.		Olaff was well known in his early finance days for being the inventor of the Pachygraph system; an attempt to miniaturise pachyderms and send them around Ghyll through small tubes by the means of compressed air. The Pachydermian Union rejected his plans, though Olaff attempted to bribe them with copious amounts of gilded peanuts.