Ghyll:Naps - Revision history

Morbus Iff: Removing excess word.

2005-08-29T14:11:33Z

Removing excess word.

Morbus Iff: Second draft. Eh. Not the worst.

2005-08-26T18:27:56Z

Second draft. Eh. Not the worst.

Morbus Iff at 18:24, 26 August 2005

2005-08-26T18:24:27Z

Morbus Iff: Eh. Couldn't decide. The first.

2005-08-26T14:04:45Z

Eh. Couldn't decide. The first.

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Dibbed. --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 10:04, 26 Aug 2005 (EDT)

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 I blame [[User:Jcowan|scholar Cowan]]. Twice, even.
-Let's see, sleep, sleep. You know, when you know something so well that it's fiftieth-nature, it's hard to think of a way to describe it in besides "we go to sleep" and "we take naps". Um. So. Our primary sleep session is about five hours a day, which we take at night, after covering or dismantling the lights (be it [[Andelphracian Lights|Andelphracian]] or the [[Altoxian Bulb|'Bulbs]]). Throughout the day, we take five or six quick naps, anywhere from fifteen to thirty minutes at a time. And uh. Right.
+Let's see, sleep, sleep. You know, when you know something so well that it's fiftieth-nature, it's hard to think of a way to describe it besides "we go to sleep" and "we take naps". Um. So. Our primary sleep session is about five hours a day, which we take at night, after covering or dismantling the lights (be it [[Andelphracian Lights|Andelphracian]] or the [[Altoxian Bulb|'Bulbs]]). Throughout the day, we take five or six quick naps, anywhere from fifteen to thirty minutes at a time. And uh. Right.
 That's abou... oh! Yeah, we take these naps pretty much wherever - it's typically respected that "when you gotta go, you gotta go" (though, due to the allure and sexuality of certain types of [[pajamas]], sleepwear is not traditionally allowed in public). You can tell when someone is taking a quick rest by their bowed head and slow breathing, ''not'' as some believe, by their position (as the rudest of [[pre-pubescent]] fads, "bug tipping", relies). They may also twitch or shift every so often, which has caused more than one embarrassment upon awakening. That is, of course, if you actually wake up, which wasn't the case for [[Frandos Wakami]] or the [[Baron James Horkmanifester|Horkster]].

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-Listen. Hey, listen. Hey! Whistling noise! That's right. I don't have much time. And, I'm talking "not enough time cos I'm running for my life", not "not enough time because this entry is suffiently bOoOorrrRRIing" because ''some'' of our [[User:Jcowan|scholars]] think normal and mundane words should be part of our previously exciting and unique body of work. Ok. I'm talkin' about both.
+Listen. Hey, listen. Hey! Whistling noise! That's right. I don't have much time. And, I'm talking "not enough time cos I'm running for my life", not "not enough time because this entry is sufficiently bOoOorrrRRIing" because ''some'' of our [[User:Jcowan|scholars]] think normal and mundane words should be part of our previously exciting and unique body of work. Ok, fine. I'm talkin' about both.
 Napping. '''Naps'''. Sleep. A'sleep. Unawake. Slumber. You do it all the damn time without even thinking about it (unless, of course, you've been deliberately trying ''not'' to sleep, in which case, you're expending effort continuously; inevitably, you will lose or become immortal. And becoming immortal draws ire from the [[Religious Right]] which, well, let's just say you won't be immortal much longer). When you're sleeping, you're not awake. Un. Awake.
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 This has got to be my stupidest entry. Hey. Shuddup. That other one I was drunk.
-I blame [[User:Jcowan|scholar Cowan]].
+I blame [[User:Jcowan|scholar Cowan]]. Twice, even.
 Let's see, sleep, sleep. You know, when you know something so well that it's fiftieth-nature, it's hard to think of a way to describe it in besides "we go to sleep" and "we take naps". Um. So. Our primary sleep session is about five hours a day, which we take at night, after covering or dismantling the lights (be it [[Andelphracian Lights|Andelphracian]] or the [[Altoxian Bulb|'Bulbs]]). Throughout the day, we take five or six quick naps, anywhere from fifteen to thirty minutes at a time. And uh. Right.

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−	~~Dibbed~~. --[[User:Morbus Iff\|Morbus Iff]] 10:04, 26 Aug 2005 (EDT)	+	Listen. Hey, listen. Hey! Whistling noise! That's right. I don't have much time. And, I'm talking "not enough time cos I'm running for my life", not "not enough time because this entry is suffiently bOoOorrrRRIing" because ''some'' of our [[User:Jcowan\|scholars]] think normal and mundane words should be part of our previously exciting and unique body of work. Ok. I'm talkin' about both.
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		+	Napping. '''Naps'''. Sleep. A'sleep. Unawake. Slumber. You do it all the damn time without even thinking about it (unless, of course, you've been deliberately trying ''not'' to sleep, in which case, you're expending effort continuously; inevitably, you will lose or become immortal. And becoming immortal draws ire from the [[Religious Right]] which, well, let's just say you won't be immortal much longer). When you're sleeping, you're not awake. Un. Awake.
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		+	This has got to be my stupidest entry. Hey. Shuddup. That other one I was drunk.
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		+	I blame [[User:Jcowan\|scholar Cowan]].
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		+	Let's see, sleep, sleep. You know, when you know something so well that it's fiftieth-nature, it's hard to think of a way to describe it in besides "we go to sleep" and "we take naps". Um. So. Our primary sleep session is about five hours a day, which we take at night, after covering or dismantling the lights (be it [[Andelphracian Lights\|Andelphracian]] or the [[Altoxian Bulb\|'Bulbs]]). Throughout the day, we take five or six quick naps, anywhere from fifteen to thirty minutes at a time. And uh. Right.
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		+	That's abou... oh! Yeah, we take these naps pretty much wherever - it's typically respected that "when you gotta go, you gotta go" (though, due to the allure and sexuality of certain types of [[pajamas]], sleepwear is not traditionally allowed in public). You can tell when someone is taking a quick rest by their bowed head and slow breathing, ''not'' as some believe, by their position (as the rudest of [[pre-pubescent]] fads, "bug tipping", relies). They may also twitch or shift every so often, which has caused more than one embarrassment upon awakening. That is, of course, if you actually wake up, which wasn't the case for [[Frandos Wakami]] or the [[Baron James Horkmanifester\|Horkster]].
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		+	'''Citations''': [[Frandos Wakami]], [[Pajamas]], [[Pre-pubescent]].
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		+	--[[User:Morbus Iff\|Morbus Iff]] 14:24, 26 Aug 2005 (EDT)
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