Ghyll:Last witness - Revision history

Morbus Iff: Adding the word "unofficially" to clarify multiple formings.

2005-08-15T14:49:05Z

Adding the word "unofficially" to clarify multiple formings.

Morbus Iff: Good morni... nevermind. It's not.

2005-08-15T14:45:31Z

Good morni... nevermind. It's not.

Undrhil: * I don't know how I missed 'habitants' *

2005-08-14T06:49:04Z

* I don't know how I missed 'habitants' *

Undrhil: * Well, a Baby Alek was certainly humorous to me for a full five seconds, then I changed it to be right *

2005-08-09T02:24:09Z

* Well, a Baby Alek was certainly humorous to me for a full five seconds, then I changed it to be right *

Undrhil: * First draft, very drafty indeed *

2005-08-09T02:16:41Z

* First draft, very drafty indeed *

Undrhil: * Dibbeth I this *

2005-08-07T00:13:57Z

* Dibbeth I this *

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Dibbeth I this, I think. --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 20:13, 6 Aug 2005 (EDT)

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 The verse comes from a poem entitled, "Witness of the [[Daydream Believer|Believer]]" and is held in high regard as a true-life tale of cheating the law and getting away with it, although none of the names appear in any other works ([[gruff fiction]] included.) Some of the more tactless Ghyllians suggest that last witnesses probably reside at [[Lake Crimin]] but none of the known inhabitants of that region are registered in the "Last Witness Guild", which is more of a club than a guild, but we don't argue with them.
-The guild formed in -639 [[EC]] when it was determined that a [[Baby Alek|certain case proceeding]] wasn't going as planned and the testimony of the [[Daydream Believer]] had to be set to match what the ''other guys'' wanted as the truth. So, some masterfully talented Ghyllians were gathered together and wove a tale of fright and flight so that the other guys looked really good and the guys who should have won looked really really dumb (mainly because they didn't think of the idea of tweaking the testimony first.)
+The guild unofficially formed in -639 [[EC]] when it was determined that a [[Baby Alek|certain case proceeding]] wasn't going as planned and the testimony of the [[Daydream Believer]] had to be set to match what the ''other guys'' wanted as the truth. So, some masterfully talented Ghyllians were gathered together and wove a tale of fright and flight so that the other guys looked really good and the guys who should have won looked really really dumb (mainly because they didn't think of the idea of tweaking the testimony first.)
 Of course, the last witnesses were paid very well for their services and many Ghyllians became interested in the job. Only a select few could be selected at a time, so the guild holds twelve (originally fourteen) seat positions (called ''chair witnesses'') and about forty reserve positions (called ''last impromptu justo''.) This means "we're the ones who sit around and are made to look stupid because we never do anything." The Ghyllians on reserve are told it means "reserve witnesses". Around -444 [[EC]], the "Last Witness Guild" was formed officially and the members decided (nearly unanimously) to cease seeking payment for their services. The two Ghyllians who had objected to this were removed from the Guild and then removed from life, by being transfixed to their chair and thrown into the Andelphracian River with a boulder attached to each of them. This is why there are now only twelve chair witnesses.

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-The '''Last witness''' guild has used the following verse as their motto for many years.
+The '''Last Witness Guild''' has used the following verse as their motto for many years:
-<blockquote>
+<blockquote>''Once upon a tyme''
-''Once upon a tyme'' <br />
+<br />''Ther wus a fell' (1)''
-''Ther wus a fell'(1)'' <br />
+<br />''Who wove the words''
-''Who wove the words'' <br />
+<br />''Others would tell''
 </blockquote>
-The verse comes from a poem entitled, "Witness of the [[Daydream Believer|Believer]]" and is held in high regard as a true-life tale of cheating the law and getting away with it, although none of the names appear in any other works ([[gruff fiction]] included.)  Some of the more tactless Ghyllians suggest that '''Last witnesses''' probably reside at [[Lake Crimin]] but none of the known inhabitants of that region are registered in the "Last Witness Guild", which is more of a club than a guild, but we don't argue with them.
+The verse comes from a poem entitled, "Witness of the [[Daydream Believer|Believer]]" and is held in high regard as a true-life tale of cheating the law and getting away with it, although none of the names appear in any other works ([[gruff fiction]] included.) Some of the more tactless Ghyllians suggest that last witnesses probably reside at [[Lake Crimin]] but none of the known inhabitants of that region are registered in the "Last Witness Guild", which is more of a club than a guild, but we don't argue with them.
-The guild formed in -639 [[EC]] when it was determined that a [[Baby Alek|certain case proceeding]] wasn't going as planned and the testimony of the [[Daydream Believer]] had to be set to match what the ''other guys'' wanted to be the truth.  So, some masterfully talented Ghyllians were gathered together and wove a tale of fright and flight so that the other guys looked really good and the guys who should have won looked really really dumb (mainly because they didn't think of the idea of tweaking the testimony first.)
+The guild formed in -639 [[EC]] when it was determined that a [[Baby Alek|certain case proceeding]] wasn't going as planned and the testimony of the [[Daydream Believer]] had to be set to match what the ''other guys'' wanted as the truth. So, some masterfully talented Ghyllians were gathered together and wove a tale of fright and flight so that the other guys looked really good and the guys who should have won looked really really dumb (mainly because they didn't think of the idea of tweaking the testimony first.)
-Of course, the '''Last witnesses''' were paid very well for their services and many Ghyllians became interested in the job.
+Of course, the last witnesses were paid very well for their services and many Ghyllians became interested in the job. Only a select few could be selected at a time, so the guild holds twelve (originally fourteen) seat positions (called ''chair witnesses'') and about forty reserve positions (called ''last impromptu justo''.) This means "we're the ones who sit around and are made to look stupid because we never do anything." The Ghyllians on reserve are told it means "reserve witnesses". Around -444 [[EC]], the "Last Witness Guild" was formed officially and the members decided (nearly unanimously) to cease seeking payment for their services. The two Ghyllians who had objected to this were removed from the Guild and then removed from life, by being transfixed to their chair and thrown into the Andelphracian River with a boulder attached to each of them. This is why there are now only twelve chair witnesses.
 Some Ghyllians of note who are believed to have been ''at least'' "last impromptu justo" include [[Azer Wallabin]], [[Olaff Devork]] and [[Irictus Ross|Irictus Summorius Hampous]] (although, he ceased being one upon changing his identity.)
-'''Citations''': [[Azer Wallabin]], [[Baby Alek]], [[Daydream Believer]]
+(1) fell' is usually accepted to be a shortened form of "fellow".
 --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 22:16, 8 Aug 2005 (EDT)
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 </blockquote>
-The verse comes from a poem entitled, "Witness of the [[Daydream Believer|Believer]]" and is held in high regard as a true-life tale of cheating the law and getting away with it, although none of the names appear in any other works ([[gruff fiction]] included.)  Some of the more tactless Ghyllians suggest that '''Last witnesses''' probably reside at [[Lake Crimin]] but none of the known habitants of that region are registered in the "Last Witness Guild", which is more of a club than a guild, but we don't argue with them.
+The verse comes from a poem entitled, "Witness of the [[Daydream Believer|Believer]]" and is held in high regard as a true-life tale of cheating the law and getting away with it, although none of the names appear in any other works ([[gruff fiction]] included.)  Some of the more tactless Ghyllians suggest that '''Last witnesses''' probably reside at [[Lake Crimin]] but none of the known inhabitants of that region are registered in the "Last Witness Guild", which is more of a club than a guild, but we don't argue with them.
 The guild formed in -639 [[EC]] when it was determined that a [[Baby Alek|certain case proceeding]] wasn't going as planned and the testimony of the [[Daydream Believer]] had to be set to match what the ''other guys'' wanted to be the truth.  So, some masterfully talented Ghyllians were gathered together and wove a tale of fright and flight so that the other guys looked really good and the guys who should have won looked really really dumb (mainly because they didn't think of the idea of tweaking the testimony first.)

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 The verse comes from a poem entitled, "Witness of the [[Daydream Believer|Believer]]" and is held in high regard as a true-life tale of cheating the law and getting away with it, although none of the names appear in any other works ([[gruff fiction]] included.)  Some of the more tactless Ghyllians suggest that '''Last witnesses''' probably reside at [[Lake Crimin]] but none of the known habitants of that region are registered in the "Last Witness Guild", which is more of a club than a guild, but we don't argue with them.
-The guild formed in -639 [[EC]] when it was determined that a [[certain case proceeding|Baby Alek]] wasn't going as planned and the testimony of the [[Daydream Believer]] had to be set to match what the ''other guys'' wanted to be the truth.  So, some masterfully talented Ghyllians were gathered together and wove a tale of fright and flight so that the other guys looked really good and the guys who should have won looked really really dumb (mainly because they didn't think of the idea of tweaking the testimony first.)
+The guild formed in -639 [[EC]] when it was determined that a [[Baby Alek|certain case proceeding]] wasn't going as planned and the testimony of the [[Daydream Believer]] had to be set to match what the ''other guys'' wanted to be the truth.  So, some masterfully talented Ghyllians were gathered together and wove a tale of fright and flight so that the other guys looked really good and the guys who should have won looked really really dumb (mainly because they didn't think of the idea of tweaking the testimony first.)
 Of course, the '''Last witnesses''' were paid very well for their services and many Ghyllians became interested in the job.
-Only a select few could be selected at a time, so the guild holds twelve (originally fourteen) seat positions (called ''chair witnesses'') and about forty reserve positions (called ''last impromptu justo''.)  This means "We're the ones who sit around and are made to look stupid because we never do anything."  The Ghyllians on reserve are told it means "Reserve witnesses".  Around -444 [[EC]], the "Last Witness Guild" was formed officially and the members decided (nearly unanimously) to cease seeking payment for their services.  The two Ghyllians who had objected to this were removed from the Guild and then removed from life, by [[premature asphyxiation|being transfixed to their chair and then being thrown into the Andelphracian River with a boulder attached to each of them]].  This is why there are now only twelve ''chair witnesses''.
+Only a select few could be selected at a time, so the guild holds twelve (originally fourteen) seat positions (called ''chair witnesses'') and about forty reserve positions (called ''last impromptu justo''.)  This means "We're the ones who sit around and are made to look stupid because we never do anything."  The Ghyllians on reserve are told it means "Reserve witnesses".  Around -444 [[EC]], the "Last Witness Guild" was formed officially and the members decided (nearly unanimously) to cease seeking payment for their services.  The two Ghyllians who had objected to this were removed from the Guild and then removed from life, by being transfixed to their chair and then being thrown into the Andelphracian River with a boulder attached to each of them.  This is why there are now only twelve ''chair witnesses''.
 Some Ghyllians of note who are believed to have been ''at least'' "last impromptu justo" include [[Azer Wallabin]], [[Olaff Devork]] and [[Irictus Ross|Irictus Summorius Hampous]] (although, he ceased being one upon changing his identity.)
-'''Citations''': [[Azer Wallabin]], [[Daydream Believer]], [[premature asphyxiation]]
+'''Citations''': [[Azer Wallabin]], [[Baby Alek]], [[Daydream Believer]]
 --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 22:16, 8 Aug 2005 (EDT)

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−	~~Dibbeth I~~ this, ~~I think~~. --[[User:Undrhil\|Trousle Undrhil]] 20:13, 6 Aug 2005 (EDT)	+	The '''Last witness''' guild has used the following verse as their motto for many years.
		+
		+	<blockquote>
		+	''Once upon a tyme'' <br />
		+	''Ther wus a fell'(1)'' <br />
		+	''Who wove the words'' <br />
		+	''Others would tell'' <br />
		+	</blockquote>
		+
		+	The verse comes from a poem entitled, "Witness of the [[Daydream Believer\|Believer]]" and is held in high regard as a true-life tale of cheating the law and getting away with it, although none of the names appear in any other works ([[gruff fiction]] included.) Some of the more tactless Ghyllians suggest that '''Last witnesses''' probably reside at [[Lake Crimin]] but none of the known habitants of that region are registered in the "Last Witness Guild", which is more of a club than a guild, but we don't argue with them.
		+
		+	The guild formed in -639 [[EC]] when it was determined that a [[certain case proceeding\|Baby Alek]] wasn't going as planned and the testimony of the [[Daydream Believer]] had to be set to match what the ''other guys'' wanted to be the truth. So, some masterfully talented Ghyllians were gathered together and wove a tale of fright and flight so that the other guys looked really good and the guys who should have won looked really really dumb (mainly because they didn't think of the idea of tweaking the testimony first.)
		+
		+	Of course, the '''Last witnesses''' were paid very well for their services and many Ghyllians became interested in the job.
		+	Only a select few could be selected at a time, so the guild holds twelve (originally fourteen) seat positions (called ''chair witnesses'') and about forty reserve positions (called ''last impromptu justo''.) This means "We're the ones who sit around and are made to look stupid because we never do anything." The Ghyllians on reserve are told it means "Reserve witnesses". Around -444 [[EC]], the "Last Witness Guild" was formed officially and the members decided (nearly unanimously) to cease seeking payment for their services. The two Ghyllians who had objected to this were removed from the Guild and then removed from life, by [[premature asphyxiation\|being transfixed to their chair and then being thrown into the Andelphracian River with a boulder attached to each of them]]. This is why there are now only twelve ''chair witnesses''.
		+
		+	Some Ghyllians of note who are believed to have been ''at least'' "last impromptu justo" include [[Azer Wallabin]], [[Olaff Devork]] and [[Irictus Ross\|Irictus Summorius Hampous]] (although, he ceased being one upon changing his identity.)
		+
		+	'''Citations''': [[Azer Wallabin]], [[Daydream Believer]], [[premature asphyxiation]]
		+
		+	--[[User:Undrhil\|Trousle Undrhil]] 22:16, 8 Aug 2005 (EDT)
		+	----
		+	(1) fell' is usually accepted to be a shortened form of "fellow".
		+
		+	[[Category:Organizations]]