Ghyll:Jackie Tuckarando - Revision history

Morbus Iff: Missing word.

2005-08-01T13:37:02Z

Missing word.

Morbus Iff: Second daft. Yes, daft. Ho Ho!

2005-07-29T15:41:31Z

Second daft. Yes, daft. Ho Ho!

Morbus Iff: First, early draft.

2005-07-29T14:54:52Z

First, early draft.

Morbus Iff: Fine! I'll take it. Man alive.

2005-07-29T12:52:01Z

Fine! I'll take it. Man alive.

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Fine! I'll take it. Man alive. --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 08:52, 29 Jul 2005 (EDT)

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 <p>'''TT''': ...is amazing!</p>
-<p>'''JT''': That's what happens when get the [[Quester and Phorrus|Q&Ps]] working with an [[Aliens Everywhere|AE]].</p>
+<p>'''JT''': That's what happens when you get the [[Quester and Phorrus|Q&Ps]] working with an [[Aliens Everywhere|AE]].</p>
 <p>'''JT''': Well, it's about time now, I think. I'd like to thank you.</p>

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-Transcribed from a recovered [[recollectiball]] recording:
+The following is transcribed from a recovered [[recollectiball]] recording, and seems to prove the illegal activities of "Jackie Tuckarando". Unfortunately, Mr. Tockanski is a ''corinthos'' - a [[criminals|criminal]] upon which no legal conviction will stick, even though everyone knows he's as guilty as a march hare. His lawyers have already proved, and magnimoniusly staged, a recreation of the recording using the "highly illegal [[tuckarando]], which we beg the court to allow for the sake of clearing our client's name." Plausible doubt was established, and Jackie went home, as he always does.
 <blockquote>
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 <p>'''TT''': ...complete that sentence.</p>
-<p>'''JT''': This, m'boy, is the first of many. A new breed of [[tuckarando]]s, with the power of forethought and foreshadowing. It'll revolutionize my business - just imagine: instead of killing someone and losing the combination to their cache, have my tucks listen, learn, and become, and then do the mark away. All the secrets, none o' the fuss. Prop his body up, stick a tuck in 'is throat, and no one'll be none the wiser.</p>
+<p>'''JT''': This, m'boy, is the first of many. A new breed. [[Tuckarando]]s, with the power of forethought and foreshadowing. Just imagine: instead of killing someone and losing the combination to their cache, have my tucks listen, learn, and ''become'', and then do the mark away. All the secrets, none o' the fuss. Prop 'is body up, stick a tuck in 'is throat, nicely slitted for proper placement, and no one'll be none the wiser.</p>
 <p>'''A''': But, how... this...</p>
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 <p>'''JT''': That's what happens when get the [[Quester and Phorrus|Q&Ps]] working with an [[Aliens Everywhere|AE]].</p>
-<p>'''JT''': Well, it's about time now, I suspect. I'd like to thank you for being such a crucial part of this venture.</p>
+<p>'''JT''': Well, it's about time now, I think. I'd like to thank you.</p>
 <p>'''TT''': I'm not sure what you mean.</p>
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 <p>'''A and TT together''': Stop that!</p>
-<p>'''JT''': Oh, come now. You... you honestly believe I would tell you all this because I ''liked'' you? Because you have potential? Dear boy, you are nothing more than an incubator for a ... </p>
+<p>'''JT''': Oh, come now. You... you honestly believe I'd tell you this because I ''liked'' you? Because you have potential? Dear boy, you are nothing more than an incubator.</p>
-<p>'''A and (TT) together''': My fe(et) oh my (creator) (no) You ba(stard)!</p>
+<p>'''A and (TT) together''': OwwW(w), my fe(et) oh my (creator) (no) You ba(stard)!</p>
 <p>'''JT''': How long has it been since your last pedicure?</p>
-<p>''A mixture of screams, laughing, and the sound of a door closing. A thud is heard, presumably the victim hitting the ground, which caused enough damage to the [[recollectiball]] to begin shutdown. The final sounds heard are very faint, but have been identified as Jack saying "[['P'Jubal]] Lives!", followed by the laughter of two or three unknown companions.''</p>
+<p>''A mixture of screams, laughing, and the sound of a door closing. A thud is heard, presumably the victim hitting the ground, which caused enough damage to the [[recollectiball]] to halt recording. The final sounds are very faint, but have been identified as Jack (Purportedly. --Burgengute) saying "[['P'Jubal]] Lives!", followed by the laughter of two or three unknown companions.''</p>
 </blockquote>
-'''Citations''': , [[Recollectiball]], [[P'Jubal]], [[Tuckarando]].
+'''Citations''': [[P'Jubal]], [[Recollectiball]], [[Tuckarando]].
 --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 10:54, 29 Jul 2005 (EDT)
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−	~~Fine~~! I'~~ll take~~ it. ~~Man alive~~. --[[User:Morbus Iff\|Morbus Iff]] 08:52, 29 Jul 2005 (EDT)	+	Transcribed from a recovered [[recollectiball]] recording:
		+
		+	<blockquote>
		+	<p>'''Anonymous (A)''': So, uh, what's so special about this one?</p>
		+
		+	<p>''A creaky door is heard opening.''</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''Jack "Jackie Tuckarando" Tockanski (JT)''': Tell me what you see.</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''A''': A [[tuckarando]].</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''The Tuckarando (TT)''': A [[tuckarando]].</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''A''': Wow, that sounds jus...</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''TT''': Wow, that sounds just like me.</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''A''': But, how... I didn't ev...</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''TT''': ...complete that sentence.</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''JT''': This, m'boy, is the first of many. A new breed of [[tuckarando]]s, with the power of forethought and foreshadowing. It'll revolutionize my business - just imagine: instead of killing someone and losing the combination to their cache, have my tucks listen, learn, and become, and then do the mark away. All the secrets, none o' the fuss. Prop his body up, stick a tuck in 'is throat, and no one'll be none the wiser.</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''A''': But, how... this...</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''TT''': ...is amazing!</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''JT''': That's what happens when get the [[Quester and Phorrus\|Q&Ps]] working with an [[Aliens Everywhere\|AE]].</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''JT''': Well, it's about time now, I suspect. I'd like to thank you for being such a crucial part of this venture.</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''TT''': I'm not sure what you mean.</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''A and TT together''': Stop that!</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''JT''': Oh, come now. You... you honestly believe I would tell you all this because I ''liked'' you? Because you have potential? Dear boy, you are nothing more than an incubator for a ... </p>
		+
		+	<p>'''A and (TT) together''': My fe(et) oh my (creator) (no) You ba(stard)!</p>
		+
		+	<p>'''JT''': How long has it been since your last pedicure?</p>
		+
		+	<p>''A mixture of screams, laughing, and the sound of a door closing. A thud is heard, presumably the victim hitting the ground, which caused enough damage to the [[recollectiball]] to begin shutdown. The final sounds heard are very faint, but have been identified as Jack saying "[['P'Jubal]] Lives!", followed by the laughter of two or three unknown companions.''</p>
		+	</blockquote>
		+
		+	'''Citations''': , [[Recollectiball]], [[P'Jubal]], [[Tuckarando]].
		+
		+	--[[User:Morbus Iff\|Morbus Iff]] 10:54, 29 Jul 2005 (EDT)
		+
		+	[[Category:People]]