Ghyll:Horses - Revision history

Morbus Iff: Fixing links to point to Iganefta-on-the-Sea.

2005-07-26T23:56:15Z

Fixing links to point to Iganefta-on-the-Sea.

Morbus Iff: Copyediting. MORE PEPSI PLEASE.

2005-07-19T00:22:03Z

Copyediting. MORE PEPSI PLEASE.

Jcowan: Categorizing

2005-07-15T15:30:04Z

Categorizing

Jcowan: Markup

2005-07-15T15:28:28Z

Markup

Jcowan: Thypo, er, typo

2005-07-09T15:53:40Z

Thypo, er, typo

Jcowan: Okay, okay, I fixed a thing or two

2005-07-09T03:01:09Z

Okay, okay, I fixed a thing or two

Jcowan: First and last draft and just barely before deadline!

2005-07-09T02:39:59Z

First and last draft and just barely before deadline!

Jcowan: Dib and quotes

2005-07-09T00:45:46Z

Dib and quotes

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Dibbed. --[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 20:45, 8 Jul 2005 (EDT)

What'd you say Hoofie? No, it's not taking down what you say as well, I don't think it understands Horse Code. Anyway, so the [[Eirbrivian Sectors]]] are a part of the [[Azura Mines]] just outside of [[Iganefta]]. Splaking horseflies--didn't you put your ointment on this morning, Hoofie?

Er, nah, left I think, Hoofie. Whoops, I should've said pause start again! [[Splak]] and a half. Stop bloody laughing Hoofie, and concentrate on what you're doing--you almost had me off then! Your what? Oh, yeah, sorry, I guess you could do with some new shoes. Anyway, we can chat about that after I've written this article.

IMA Crank was/claimed to be a horse waxer.

[[Kreem Pyes]] are made from a combination of Odlucian whiskey, horse-apples, and essence of [[tristero]].

[[Boing]] is a crime-solving horse who has springs fitted to his hooves instead of horseshoes, allowing him to bounce over his enemies and thereby foil his dastardly foes.

''Note from the author'': this entry was written on a horse, which is to say whilst riding the horse not actually physically spraypainted on it, and for some reason the horse didn't like it so I almost didn't submit it to the encyclopaedia (the same reason why I didn't submit some of my previous ones). I'd ask him if he liked a paragraph and all he'd say is "nay". Sigh.

Old Kmuppens must have been half-asleep when he named that taxon. On the other hand, what can you expect from someone who defined "horse" as "the well-known quadruped"?

''Gimlet'' was first presented at the [[Folktown Amphitheatre]] in -166 [[EC]] by the Third Horse Grenadiers, one of the finest troupes of players in the history of theater.

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−	Well, dash it all, what ''can'' you say about '''horses''' that every child doesn't already know, with perhaps the exception of those who have spent their whole lives in the slums of [[Iganefta]]-on-the-Sea, where the streets are just so narrow that horses can't slip their way between the overgrown buildings? I mean, come on, really now, [[splak]] it all!	+	Well, dash it all, what ''can'' you say about '''horses''' that every child doesn't already know, with perhaps the exception of those who have spent their whole lives in the slums of [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], where the streets are just so narrow that horses can't slip their way between the overgrown buildings? I mean, come on, really now, [[splak]] it all!

	[[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]] of course is no help at all, I mean, it just says "The well-known quadruped", as if we all should know what a horse is, as indeed we should, I mean, see paragraph one. But I will do my poor best to recite what is known about horses. At least I'm not just saying "I know two things about the horse / And one of them is rather coarse."		[[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]] of course is no help at all, I mean, it just says "The well-known quadruped", as if we all should know what a horse is, as indeed we should, I mean, see paragraph one. But I will do my poor best to recite what is known about horses. At least I'm not just saying "I know two things about the horse / And one of them is rather coarse."

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-Well, dash it all, what ''can'' you say about '''horses''' that every child doesn't already know, with perhaps the exception of those who have spent their whole lives in the slums of [[Iganefta]]-on-the-Sea, where the streets are just so narrow that horses can't slip their way between the overgrown buildings?  I mean, come on, really now, splak it all!
+Well, dash it all, what ''can'' you say about '''horses''' that every child doesn't already know, with perhaps the exception of those who have spent their whole lives in the slums of [[Iganefta]]-on-the-Sea, where the streets are just so narrow that horses can't slip their way between the overgrown buildings? I mean, come on, really now, [[splak]] it all!
-[[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]] of course is no help at all, I mean, it just says "The well-known quadruped", as if we all should know what a horse is, as indeed we should, I mean, see paragraph one.  But I will do my poor best to recite what is known about horses. At least I'm not just saying "I know two things about the horse / And one of them is rather coarse."
+[[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]] of course is no help at all, I mean, it just says "The well-known quadruped", as if we all should know what a horse is, as indeed we should, I mean, see paragraph one. But I will do my poor best to recite what is known about horses. At least I'm not just saying "I know two things about the horse / And one of them is rather coarse."
-They're big.  We ride on them.  They normally wear horseshoes to protect their feet, just as we wear  shoes to protect ours (of course [[Boing]] is an exception, but he's not real).  When the horseshoes wear out they get replaced.  They're about as smart as we are.  They can't talk out loud, but they understand what we say perfectly (except when they pretend not to) and communicate with us using [[Horse Code]], a system of stomps, wriggles, neighing, and ear twitches.  Flies called horseflies, not related to [[burnflies]], parasitize them, unless we smear them (the horses, not the flies) with fly-repelling ointment.  We keep their carapaces waxed.  Their [[splak]] is large and rather squarish (rather surprising, since they have round fundaments) and due to its shape is commonly called a "horse-apple".  They are used in combat.
+They're big. We ride on them. They normally wear horseshoes to protect their feet, just as we wear shoes to protect ours (of course [[Boing]] is an exception, but he's not real). When the horseshoes wear out they get replaced. They're about as smart as we are. They can't talk out loud, but they understand what we say perfectly (except when they pretend not to) and communicate with us using [[Horse Code]], a system of stomps, wriggles, neighing, and ear twitches. Flies called horseflies, not related to [[burnflies]], parasitize them, unless we smear them (the horses, not the flies) with fly-repelling ointment. We keep their carapaces waxed. Their [[splak]] is large and rather squarish (rather surprising, since they have round fundaments) and due to its shape is commonly called a "horse-apple". They are used in combat.
 Is that enough, or am I going to be subjected to the [[User:Morbus Iff|Mighty Stomp]]?
-Citations:  [[Boing]], [[Horse Code]], [[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]].
+'''Citations''': [[Boing]], [[Horse Code]], [[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]].
 --[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 22:39, 8 Jul 2005 (EDT)
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−	Well, dash it all, what ''can'' you say about horses that every child doesn't already know, with perhaps the exception of those who have spent their whole lives in the slums of [[Iganefta]]-on-the-Sea, where the streets are just so narrow that horses can't slip their way between the overgrown buildings? I mean, come on, really now, splak it all!	+	Well, dash it all, what ''can'' you say about '''horses''' that every child doesn't already know, with perhaps the exception of those who have spent their whole lives in the slums of [[Iganefta]]-on-the-Sea, where the streets are just so narrow that horses can't slip their way between the overgrown buildings? I mean, come on, really now, splak it all!

	[[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]] of course is no help at all, I mean, it just says "The well-known quadruped", as if we all should know what a horse is, as indeed we should, I mean, see paragraph one. But I will do my poor best to recite what is known about horses. At least I'm not just saying "I know two things about the horse / And one of them is rather coarse."		[[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]] of course is no help at all, I mean, it just says "The well-known quadruped", as if we all should know what a horse is, as indeed we should, I mean, see paragraph one. But I will do my poor best to recite what is known about horses. At least I'm not just saying "I know two things about the horse / And one of them is rather coarse."

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−	Well, dash it all, what ''can'' you say about horses that every child doesn't already know, with perhaps the ~~exceptions~~ of those who have spent their whole lives in the slums of [[Iganefta]]-on-the-Sea, where the streets are just so narrow that horses can't slip their way between the overgrown buildings? I mean, come on, really now, splak it all!	+	Well, dash it all, what ''can'' you say about horses that every child doesn't already know, with perhaps the exception of those who have spent their whole lives in the slums of [[Iganefta]]-on-the-Sea, where the streets are just so narrow that horses can't slip their way between the overgrown buildings? I mean, come on, really now, splak it all!

	[[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]] of course is no help at all, I mean, it just says "The well-known quadruped", as if we all should know what a horse is, as indeed we should, I mean, see paragraph one. But I will do my poor best to recite what is known about horses. At least I'm not just saying "I know two things about the horse / And one of them is rather coarse."		[[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]] of course is no help at all, I mean, it just says "The well-known quadruped", as if we all should know what a horse is, as indeed we should, I mean, see paragraph one. But I will do my poor best to recite what is known about horses. At least I'm not just saying "I know two things about the horse / And one of them is rather coarse."

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-Dibbed.  --[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 20:45, 8 Jul 2005 (EDT)
+Well, dash it all, what ''can'' you say about horses that every child doesn't already know, with perhaps the exceptions of those who have spent their whole lives in the slums of [[Iganefta]]-on-the-Sea, where the streets are just so narrow that horses can't slip their way between the overgrown buildings?  I mean, come on, really now, splak it all!
-What'd you say Hoofie? No, it's not taking down what you say as well, I don't think it understands Horse Code. Anyway, so the [[Eirbrivian Sectors]]] are a part of the [[Azura Mines]] just outside of [[Iganefta]]. Splaking horseflies--didn't you put your ointment on this morning, Hoofie?
+[[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]] of course is no help at all, I mean, it just says "The well-known quadruped", as if we all should know what a horse is, as indeed we should, I mean, see paragraph one.  But I will do my poor best to recite what is known about horses. At least I'm not just saying "I know two things about the horse / And one of them is rather coarse."
-Er, nah, left I think, Hoofie. Whoops, I should've said pause start again! [[Splak]] and a half. Stop bloody laughing Hoofie, and concentrate on what you're doing--you almost had me off then! Your what? Oh, yeah, sorry, I guess you could do with some new shoes. Anyway, we can chat about that after I've written this article.
+They're big.  We ride on them.  They normally wear horseshoes to protect their feet, just as we wear  shoes to protect ours (of course [[Boing]] is an exception, but he's not real).  When the horseshoes wear out they get replaced.  They're about as smart as we are.  They can't talk out loud, but they understand what we say perfectly (except when they pretend not to) and communicate with us using [[Horse Code]], a system of stomps, wriggles, and ear twitches.  Flies called horseflies, not related to [[burnflies]], parasitize them, unless we smear them (the horses, not the flies) with fly-repelling ointment.  We keep their carapaces waxed.  Their [[splak]] is large and rather squarish (rather surprising, since they have a round fundament) and due to its shape is commonly called a "horse-apple".  They are used in combat.
-IMA Crank was/claimed to be a horse waxer.
+Is that enough, or am I going to be subjected to the [[User:Morbus Iff|Mighty Stomp]]?
-[[Kreem Pyes]] are made from a combination of Odlucian whiskey, horse-apples, and essence of [[tristero]].
+Citations:  [[Boing]], [[Horse Code]], [[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]].
-[[Boing]] is a crime-solving horse who has springs fitted to his hooves instead of horseshoes, allowing him to bounce over his enemies and thereby foil his dastardly foes.
+--[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 22:39, 8 Jul 2005 (EDT)