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 In [[Ibaan Malmiz|Malmiz's]] terrible [[memoir]], he claimed to have seen fabulous Sayaziha, or City of Spheres, and to have found beneath the ruins of a certain nameless desert town the shocking annals and secrets of a race older than Ghyllkind. He was rumored to be a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], but, if he was, he was only an indifferent Brother, and was no doubt expelled for worshipping the unknown entities whom he called Mmyogurt and Leemonje'lo.
-In later years, this [[Fefferberry]]-defiled text was translated into Olkuull by the infamous occult scholar, Maximilian Thaddeus Dossleham. A very limited number of these translations were circulated, but one slightly damaged copy managed to eventually find its way to the hands of Agwa Reeum in his ocean-front home, [[Iganefta]]-on-the-Sea, where he translated it yet again into Untch, which has long been favored by scholars of occult lore as a ''lingua franca''.
+In later years, this [[Fefferberry]]-defiled text was translated into Olkuull by the infamous occult scholar, Maximilian Thaddeus Dossleham. A very limited number of these translations were circulated, but one slightly damaged copy managed to eventually find its way to the hands of Agwa Reeum in his ocean-front home, [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], where he translated it yet again into Untch, which has long been favored by scholars of occult lore as a ''lingua franca''.
 This edition was quite widely reprinted, though it was later almost successfully suppressed by the Brotherhood. It is believed that at least one copy of this edition is in the library of the [[Karcist League]], though, of course, none of the League members have been available for comment. Another, apparently incomplete copy, was known to be in possession of Hirum Paul Macklefoot during his tenure at the University of Havernot as Dean of the Department of Occult Science. He translated that copy into [[Modern Standard Ghyllian|our own sublime language]], intending to use it as a text book for his "First, Do No Harm" class for advanced students of [[occultologists|occultology]]. Unfortunately, he disappeared under somewhat mysterious circumstances while on holiday in the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]]. His original copy, from which he was working, was with him when he departed for parts unknown, and we are left with his quite interesting, but definitely incomplete, translation. This translation is still in the archives of the University, along with what few notes Professor Macklefoot left behind.

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 In any case, [[Ibaan Malmiz|Ser Malmiz]] claimed on more than one occasion to have plumbed the secret depths of knowledge of not only the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] but also the ritual secrets of the ancient [[Looliers]]. He spent a great amount of time recording his various discoveries as a virtual hermit in the [[cactus forests]], far from the mountains for which he is known. It is said that he was shunned by the few natives of that land because he was quite visibly and materially haunted by a rather large shining spirit that took a shape not unlike that of a great, pink [[Aelfants|Aelfant]], though he was often the only one who could see it, without the "aid" of his favorite pork dish. Indeed, shortly after announcing, via postal mail, to a former colleague that he had completed his unholy work, he was seen by a local tribesman being carried off at great speed by that self-same spirit, and he has not been heard from since!
-In [[Ibaan Malmiz|Malmiz's]] terrible memoir, he claimed to have seen fabulous Sayaziha, or City of Spheres, and to have found beneath the ruins of a certain nameless desert town the shocking annals and secrets of a race older than Ghyllkind. He was rumored to be a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], but, if he was, he was only an indifferent Brother, and was no doubt expelled for worshipping the unknown entities whom he called Mmyogurt and Leemonje'lo.
+In [[Ibaan Malmiz|Malmiz's]] terrible [[memoir]], he claimed to have seen fabulous Sayaziha, or City of Spheres, and to have found beneath the ruins of a certain nameless desert town the shocking annals and secrets of a race older than Ghyllkind. He was rumored to be a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], but, if he was, he was only an indifferent Brother, and was no doubt expelled for worshipping the unknown entities whom he called Mmyogurt and Leemonje'lo.
 In later years, this [[Fefferberry]]-defiled text was translated into Olkuull by the infamous occult scholar, Maximilian Thaddeus Dossleham. A very limited number of these translations were circulated, but one slightly damaged copy managed to eventually find its way to the hands of Agwa Reeum in his ocean-front home, [[Iganefta]]-on-the-Sea, where he translated it yet again into Untch, which has long been favored by scholars of occult lore as a ''lingua franca''.

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 The '''Grimporke Grimoire''' takes its name from the bad ham which is believed to have inspired it, said ham having lain about after a great feast and rolled in both spilt [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] and soured [[Fefferberry]] juice before being ingested by the unctuous author, one [[Ibaan Malmiz]]. [[Ibaan Malmiz|Ser Malmiz]], also known as the Drunken Prophet, was quite infamous in his foolhardy explorations of both occult lore and dubious culinary "delights". In spite of this, the Loony [[Looliers|Loolier]], as he was called due to his fascination with said tribe, made a regular diet of this unholy concoction. It is believed that this odd culinary choice fueled many of his subsequent visions.
-In any case, [[Ibaan Malmiz|Ser Malmiz]] claimed on more than one occasion to have plumbed the secret depths of knowlege of not only the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] but also the ritual secrets of the ancient [[Looliers]]. He spent a great amount of time recording his various discoveries as a virtual hermit in the [[cactus forests]], far from the mountains for which he is known. It is said that he was shunned by the few natives of that land because he was quite visibly and materially haunted by a rather large shining spirit that took a shape not unlike that of a great, pink [[Aelfants|Aelfant]], though he was often the only one who could see it, without the "aid" of his favorite pork dish. Indeed, shortly after announcing, via postal mail, to a former collegue that he had completed his unholy work, he was seen by a local tribesman being carried off at great speed by that self-same spirit, and he has not been heard from since!
+In any case, [[Ibaan Malmiz|Ser Malmiz]] claimed on more than one occasion to have plumbed the secret depths of knowlege of not only the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] but also the ritual secrets of the ancient [[Looliers]]. He spent a great amount of time recording his various discoveries as a virtual hermit in the [[cactus forests]], far from the mountains for which he is known. It is said that he was shunned by the few natives of that land because he was quite visibly and materially haunted by a rather large shining spirit that took a shape not unlike that of a great, pink [[Aelfants|Aelfant]], though he was often the only one who could see it, without the "aid" of his favorite pork dish. Indeed, shortly after announcing, via postal mail, to a former colleague that he had completed his unholy work, he was seen by a local tribesman being carried off at great speed by that self-same spirit, and he has not been heard from since!
 In [[Ibaan Malmiz|Malmiz's]] terrible memoir, he claimed to have seen fabulous Sayaziha, or City of Spheres, and to have found beneath the ruins of a certain nameless desert town the shocking annals and secrets of a race older than Ghyllkind. He was rumored to be a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], but, if he was, he was only an indifferent Brother, and was no doubt expelled for worshipping the unknown entities whom he called Mmyogurt and Leemonje'lo.

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