Ghyll:Ghyllian excretion - Revision history

Morbus Iff: Reverted edit of Sqxxiv, changed back to last version by Undrhil

2006-02-28T05:19:43Z

Reverted edit of Sqxxiv, changed back to last version by Undrhil

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Undrhil: * Linkifying Thou Greatly Heeded *

2005-08-05T04:32:44Z

* Linkifying Thou Greatly Heeded *

Jcowan: Misspelling

2005-07-07T19:24:11Z

Misspelling

Morbus Iff: Removed my reference to the Azura Mines.

2005-07-05T23:14:59Z

Removed my reference to the Azura Mines.

Morbus Iff: Editing. It's Tuesday. I'm late.

2005-07-05T23:10:10Z

Editing. It's Tuesday. I'm late.

Undrhil: * Changed some facts to be non-contradictory and linked Ellensworth *

2005-07-03T07:57:24Z

* Changed some facts to be non-contradictory and linked Ellensworth *

Undrhil: * Wow ... already a typo ... that hurts *

2005-07-01T21:14:32Z

* Wow ... already a typo ... that hurts *

Undrhil: * Oh, to be able to make more phantoms. I wish I could phantom Splak Stick ... *

2005-07-01T21:13:59Z

* Oh, to be able to make more phantoms. I wish I could phantom Splak Stick ... *

Undrhil: * I dibbed it! YAY! *

2005-07-01T07:09:38Z

* I dibbed it! YAY! *

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I s'pose I'll dib this ... I'll define it tomorrow evening sometime before midnight. :) --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 03:09, 1 Jul 2005 (EDT)

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 The phrase ''"Burning the midnight [[splak]]"'' originated around -1525 [[EC]] when several Ghyllians discovered the wonderful feelings they had when they would light up a ''splak stick'' and inhale the fumes from it. They apparently did this at midnight when [[Perky]] is at its fullest phase. Why they were lighting up splak in such a manner is beyond the scope of this article. Due to the consistency of excretion, the stick is usually covered in flour or some other thickening agent over night and then smoked the next night.
-The final property of Ghyllian excretion was discovered in -1206 [[EC]] and has proven to be most valuable. Ghyllian excretion can be mixed with yellow powder found in various mines and caverns and with several herbs which are grown all over Ghyll. This concoction, when mixed properly and allowed to dry, is combustible and can be used to create dazzling displays of light and noise. Modifying what herbs are used in the mixture changes the color of the light and the type of excretion used can affect the noise created. Many effects have been heard, all the way from a simple quiet ''toot'' to a full blast of trumpting sounds. In -503 [[EC]], Thou Greatly Heeded founded the Color and Noise Foundation in [[Ellensworth]] and began donating all his [[splak]] for Ghyllian research. He is not to be confused with Thou Greatly Headed who merely thought he was important enough to donate his splak for research, but was denied when he said, "My splak is worth all the money in the world!" He was beheaded shortly thereafter.
+The final property of Ghyllian excretion was discovered in -1206 [[EC]] and has proven to be most valuable. Ghyllian excretion can be mixed with yellow powder found in various mines and caverns and with several herbs which are grown all over Ghyll. This concoction, when mixed properly and allowed to dry, is combustible and can be used to create dazzling displays of light and noise. Modifying what herbs are used in the mixture changes the color of the light and the type of excretion used can affect the noise created. Many effects have been heard, all the way from a simple quiet ''toot'' to a full blast of trumpting sounds. In -503 [[EC]], [[Thou Greatly Heeded]] founded the Color and Noise Foundation in [[Ellensworth]] and began donating all his [[splak]] for Ghyllian research. He is not to be confused with Thou Greatly Headed who merely thought he was important enough to donate his splak for research, but was denied when he said, "My splak is worth all the money in the world!" He was beheaded shortly thereafter.
 '''Citations''': [[Icfromilious]], [[Splak]], [[Perky]].

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 Another property discovered was that the consistency of the excretion never varied; this continues to hold true to this day. This is where the expression ''"May your [[splak]] remain as always"'' comes from. Generally, this is used as a farewell to someone who you know very well. It can be taken the wrong way if used in a different context than what is usual for its use.
-One of the oddities of Ghyllian excretion is its color. Normally, it is white with a black spot near the middle. When a Ghyllian is going through [[icfromilious]], the excretion usually tends to be more pink in color. It has been discovered that this is due to the internal changes occuring during this stage of life. When a Ghyllian is of generally poor health, the excretion can be a bright green color, due to the Ghyllian's stomach acids being weakened by the sickness and mixing in with the excretion as it's excreted. Apparently, Ghyllian stomache acid is green.
+One of the oddities of Ghyllian excretion is its color. Normally, it is white with a black spot near the middle. When a Ghyllian is going through [[icfromilious]], the excretion usually tends to be more pink in color. It has been discovered that this is due to the internal changes occurring during this stage of life. When a Ghyllian is of generally poor health, the excretion can be a bright green color, due to the Ghyllian's stomach acids being weakened by the sickness and mixing in with the excretion as it's excreted. Apparently, Ghyllian stomache acid is green.
 The other oddity discovered by the unnamed scholar is the use of Ghyllian excretion as a form of planting food. The green excretion has been shown to increase the productivity of any plant to which it is applied. This increase is shown in larger fruits, better tasting vegetables and more firm berries. The pink excretion, however, has the opposite effect and is often used by farmers to kill unwanted plants and other pests. Normal excretion is usually gathered in one place and left to its own devices.

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 The phrase ''"Burning the midnight [[splak]]"'' originated around -1525 [[EC]] when several Ghyllians discovered the wonderful feelings they had when they would light up a ''splak stick'' and inhale the fumes from it. They apparently did this at midnight when [[Perky]] is at its fullest phase. Why they were lighting up splak in such a manner is beyond the scope of this article. Due to the consistency of excretion, the stick is usually covered in flour or some other thickening agent over night and then smoked the next night.
-The final property of Ghyllian excretion was discovered in -1206 [[EC]] and has proven to be most valuable. Ghyllian excretion can be mixed with yellow powder found in the [[Azura Mines]] and with several herbs which are grown all over Ghyll. This concoction, when mixed properly and allowed to dry, is combustible and can be used to create dazzling displays of light and noise. Modifying what herbs are used in the mixture changes the color of the light and the type of excretion used can affect the noise created. Many effects have been heard, all the way from a simple quiet ''toot'' to a full blast of trumpting sounds. In -503 [[EC]], Thou Greatly Heeded founded the Color and Noise Foundation in [[Ellensworth]] and began donating all his [[splak]] for Ghyllian research. He is not to be confused with Thou Greatly Headed who merely thought he was important enough to donate his splak for research, but was denied when he said, "My splak is worth all the money in the world!" He was beheaded shortly thereafter.
+The final property of Ghyllian excretion was discovered in -1206 [[EC]] and has proven to be most valuable. Ghyllian excretion can be mixed with yellow powder found in various mines and caverns and with several herbs which are grown all over Ghyll. This concoction, when mixed properly and allowed to dry, is combustible and can be used to create dazzling displays of light and noise. Modifying what herbs are used in the mixture changes the color of the light and the type of excretion used can affect the noise created. Many effects have been heard, all the way from a simple quiet ''toot'' to a full blast of trumpting sounds. In -503 [[EC]], Thou Greatly Heeded founded the Color and Noise Foundation in [[Ellensworth]] and began donating all his [[splak]] for Ghyllian research. He is not to be confused with Thou Greatly Headed who merely thought he was important enough to donate his splak for research, but was denied when he said, "My splak is worth all the money in the world!" He was beheaded shortly thereafter.
 '''Citations''': [[Icfromilious]], [[Splak]], [[Perky]].

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-'''Ghyllian excretion''' is one of the more commonly known facets of life, but there is so much to it which is still a mystery.  For example, why is the excretion sometimes pink or green?  Is there some meaning to it?  Well, actually, there is a meaning to that and I will get to that in a minute.  Another term by which this is called is [[splak]].  Generally speaking, it's a bad thing, but it serves a good purpose.
+'''Ghyllian excretion''' is one of the more commonly known facets of life, but there is so much to it which is still a mystery. For example, why is the excretion sometimes pink or green? Is there some meaning to it?  Well, actually, there is and I'll get to that in a minute. Another term by which this is called is [[splak]]. Generally speaking, it's a bad thing, but it serves a good purpose.
-In -2100 [[EC]], an unnamed scholar decided to perform verious tests to determine the properties of the excretion and he discovered several properties and a few oddities.  For starters, that smell which comes from the excretion is actually the smell of the last couple of meals eaten and this is most noticed when a Ghyllian is on a strict diet of one particular food: the excretion will smell somewhat like that food.  The part of the smell which is considered disgusting is actually the site of the excretion.  One of the tests the unnamed scholar performed was a blind-folded smell test and the excretion was found to smell almost as good as the original food, until the blind fold was removed, at which point the person being tested crammed the excretion into the scholars face; hence, the expression we use today - '''"splak in your eye"''' as a form of being rude to someone who did something rude to you first.
+In -2100 [[EC]], an unnamed scholar decided to perform various tests to determine the properties of the excretion and he discovered several properties and a few oddities. For starters, that smell which comes from the excretion is actually the smell of the last couple of meals eaten; this is most noticed when a Ghyllian is on a strict diet of one particular food. The part of the smell which is considered disgusting is actually the site of the excretion. One of the tests the unnamed scholar performed was a blind-folded smell test and the excretion was found to smell almost as good as the original food, until the blindfold was removed, at which point the person being tested crammed the excretion into the scholar's face; hence the expression ''"[[splak]] in your eye"'' as a form of being rude to someone who did something rude to you first.
-Another property discovered was the consistency of the excretion never varied.  It was always the same consistency and this continues to hold true to this day.  This is where the expression '''"May your splak remain as always"''' comes from.  Generally, this is used as a farewell to someone who you know very well.  It can be taken the wrong way if used in a different context than what is usual for its use.
+Another property discovered was that the consistency of the excretion never varied; this continues to hold true to this day. This is where the expression ''"May your [[splak]] remain as always"'' comes from. Generally, this is used as a farewell to someone who you know very well. It can be taken the wrong way if used in a different context than what is usual for its use.
-One of the oddities of Ghyllian excretion is its color.  Normally, it is white with a black spot near the middle.  When a Ghyllian is going through [[icfromilious]], the excretion usually tends to be more pink in color.  It has been discovered that this is due to the internal changes occuring during this stage of life.  When a Ghyllian is of generally poor health, the excretion can be a bright green color.  This is due to the fact that the Ghyllian's stomache acids are weakened by the sickness and so mix in with the excretion as it's excreted.  Apparently, Ghyllian stomache acid is green.
+One of the oddities of Ghyllian excretion is its color. Normally, it is white with a black spot near the middle. When a Ghyllian is going through [[icfromilious]], the excretion usually tends to be more pink in color. It has been discovered that this is due to the internal changes occuring during this stage of life. When a Ghyllian is of generally poor health, the excretion can be a bright green color, due to the Ghyllian's stomach acids being weakened by the sickness and mixing in with the excretion as it's excreted. Apparently, Ghyllian stomache acid is green.
-The other oddity discovered by the unnamed scholar is the use of Ghyllian excretion as a form of planting food.  The green excretion has been shown to increase the productivity of any plant to which it is applied.  This increase is shown in larger fruits, better tasting vegetables and more firm berries.  The pink excretion, however, has the opposite effect and is often used by farmers to kill unwanted plants and other pests.  Normal excretion is usually gathered in one place and left to its own devices.
+The other oddity discovered by the unnamed scholar is the use of Ghyllian excretion as a form of planting food. The green excretion has been shown to increase the productivity of any plant to which it is applied. This increase is shown in larger fruits, better tasting vegetables and more firm berries. The pink excretion, however, has the opposite effect and is often used by farmers to kill unwanted plants and other pests. Normal excretion is usually gathered in one place and left to its own devices.
-The phrase '''"Burning the midnight splak"''' originated around -1525 [[EC]] when several Ghyllians discovered the wonderful feelings they had when they would light up a '''splak stick''' and inhale the fumes from it.  They apparently did this at midnight when [[Pinky]] is at it's fullest phase.  Why they were lighting up splak in such a manner is beyond the scope of this article.  Due to the consistency of excretion, the stick is usually covered in flour or some other thickening agent over night and then smoked the next night.
+The phrase ''"Burning the midnight [[splak]]"'' originated around -1525 [[EC]] when several Ghyllians discovered the wonderful feelings they had when they would light up a ''splak stick'' and inhale the fumes from it. They apparently did this at midnight when [[Perky]] is at its fullest phase. Why they were lighting up splak in such a manner is beyond the scope of this article. Due to the consistency of excretion, the stick is usually covered in flour or some other thickening agent over night and then smoked the next night.
-The final property of Ghyllian excretion was discovered in -1206 [[EC]] and has proven to be the most valuable discovery in regards to excretion.  Ghyllian excretion can be mixed with yellow powder found in the Mines and with several herbs which are grown all over Ghyll.  This mixture, when mixed properly and allowed to dry, is combustable and can be used to create dazzling displays of light and noise.  Modifying what herbs are used in the mixture changes the color of the light and the type of excretion used can affect the noise created.  Many effects have been heard, all the way from a simple quite ''toot'' to a full blast of trumpting sounds.  In -503 [[EC]], '''Thou Greatly Heeded''' founded the Color and Noise Foundation in [[Ellensworth]] and began donating all of his splak for Ghyllian research.  He is not to be confused with '''Thou Greatly Headed''' who merely thought he was important enough to donate his splak for research, but was denied when he said, "My splak is worth all the money in the world!"  He was beheaded shortly thereafter.
+The final property of Ghyllian excretion was discovered in -1206 [[EC]] and has proven to be most valuable. Ghyllian excretion can be mixed with yellow powder found in the [[Azura Mines]] and with several herbs which are grown all over Ghyll. This concoction, when mixed properly and allowed to dry, is combustible and can be used to create dazzling displays of light and noise. Modifying what herbs are used in the mixture changes the color of the light and the type of excretion used can affect the noise created. Many effects have been heard, all the way from a simple quiet ''toot'' to a full blast of trumpting sounds. In -503 [[EC]], Thou Greatly Heeded founded the Color and Noise Foundation in [[Ellensworth]] and began donating all his [[splak]] for Ghyllian research. He is not to be confused with Thou Greatly Headed who merely thought he was important enough to donate his splak for research, but was denied when he said, "My splak is worth all the money in the world!" He was beheaded shortly thereafter.
 --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 17:13, 1 Jul 2005 (EDT)
-'''Citations''':[[Icfromilious]],[[Splak]],[[Pinky]]
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 Another property discovered was the consistency of the excretion never varied.  It was always the same consistency and this continues to hold true to this day.  This is where the expression '''"May your splak remain as always"''' comes from.  Generally, this is used as a farewell to someone who you know very well.  It can be taken the wrong way if used in a different context than what is usual for its use.
-One of the oddities of Ghyllian excretion is its color.  Normally, the color is a mixture of muave and tan.  When a Ghyllian is going through [[icfromilious]], the excretion usually tends to be more pink in color.  It has been discovered that this is due to the internal changes occuring during this stage of life.  When a Ghyllian is of generally poor health, the excretion can be a bright green color.  This is due to the fact that the Ghyllian's stomache acids are weakened by the sickness and so mix in with the excretion as it's excreted.  Apparently, Ghyllian stomache acid is green.
+One of the oddities of Ghyllian excretion is its color.  Normally, it is white with a black spot near the middle.  When a Ghyllian is going through [[icfromilious]], the excretion usually tends to be more pink in color.  It has been discovered that this is due to the internal changes occuring during this stage of life.  When a Ghyllian is of generally poor health, the excretion can be a bright green color.  This is due to the fact that the Ghyllian's stomache acids are weakened by the sickness and so mix in with the excretion as it's excreted.  Apparently, Ghyllian stomache acid is green.
-The other oddity discovered by the unnamed scholar is the use of Ghyllian excretion as a form of planting food.  The green excretion has been shown to increase the productivity of any plant to which it is applied.  This increase is shown in larger fruits, better tasting vegetables and more firm berries.  The pink excretion, however, has the opposite effect and is often used by farmers to kill unwanted plants and other pests.  Normal excretion is usually gathered in one place and burned.
+The other oddity discovered by the unnamed scholar is the use of Ghyllian excretion as a form of planting food.  The green excretion has been shown to increase the productivity of any plant to which it is applied.  This increase is shown in larger fruits, better tasting vegetables and more firm berries.  The pink excretion, however, has the opposite effect and is often used by farmers to kill unwanted plants and other pests.  Normal excretion is usually gathered in one place and left to its own devices.
-The phrase '''"Burning the midnight splak"''' originated around -1525 [[EC]] when several Ghyllians discovered the wonderful feelings they had when they would light up a splak stick and inhale the fumes from it.  They apparently did this at midnight when [[Pinky]] is at it's fullest phase.  Due to the consistency of excretion, the stick is usually covered in flour or some other thickening agent over night and then smoked the next night.
+The phrase '''"Burning the midnight splak"''' originated around -1525 [[EC]] when several Ghyllians discovered the wonderful feelings they had when they would light up a '''splak stick''' and inhale the fumes from it.  They apparently did this at midnight when [[Pinky]] is at it's fullest phase.  Why they were lighting up splak in such a manner is beyond the scope of this article.  Due to the consistency of excretion, the stick is usually covered in flour or some other thickening agent over night and then smoked the next night.
-The final property of Ghyllian excretion was discovered in -1206 [[EC]] and has proven to be the most valuable discovery in regards to excretion.  Ghyllian excretion can be mixed with yellow powder found in the Mines and with several herbs which are grown all over Ghyll.  This mixture, when mixed properly and allowed to dry, is combustable and can be used to create dazzling displays of light and noise.  Modifying what herbs are used in the mixture changes the color of the light and the type of excretion used can affect the noise created.  Many effects have been heard, all the way from a simple quite ''toot'' to a full blast of trumpting sounds.  In -503 [[EC]], '''Thou Greatly Heeded''' founded the Color and Noise Foundation in Ellensworth and began donating all of his splak for Ghyllian research.  He is not to be confused with '''Thou Greatly Headed''' who merely thought he was important enough to donate his splak for research, but was denied when he said, "My splak is worth all the money in the world!"  He was beheaded shortly thereafter.
+The final property of Ghyllian excretion was discovered in -1206 [[EC]] and has proven to be the most valuable discovery in regards to excretion.  Ghyllian excretion can be mixed with yellow powder found in the Mines and with several herbs which are grown all over Ghyll.  This mixture, when mixed properly and allowed to dry, is combustable and can be used to create dazzling displays of light and noise.  Modifying what herbs are used in the mixture changes the color of the light and the type of excretion used can affect the noise created.  Many effects have been heard, all the way from a simple quite ''toot'' to a full blast of trumpting sounds.  In -503 [[EC]], '''Thou Greatly Heeded''' founded the Color and Noise Foundation in [[Ellensworth]] and began donating all of his splak for Ghyllian research.  He is not to be confused with '''Thou Greatly Headed''' who merely thought he was important enough to donate his splak for research, but was denied when he said, "My splak is worth all the money in the world!"  He was beheaded shortly thereafter.
 --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 17:13, 1 Jul 2005 (EDT)

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−	I s'~~pose I~~'~~ll dib~~ this ... I'~~ll define~~ it ~~tomorrow evening sometime before~~ midnight. :) --[[User:Undrhil\|Trousle Undrhil]] 03:09, 1 Jul 2005 (EDT)	+	'''Ghyllian excretion''' is one of the more commonly known facets of life, but there is so much to it which is still a mystery. For example, why is the excretion sometimes pink or green? Is there some meaning to it? Well, actually, there is a meaning to that and I will get to that in a minute. Another term by which this is called is [[splak]]. Generally speaking, it's a bad thing, but it serves a good purpose.
		+
		+	In -2100 [[EC]], an unnamed scholar decided to perform verious tests to determine the properties of the excretion and he discovered several properties and a few oddities. For starters, that smell which comes from the excretion is actually the smell of the last couple of meals eaten and this is most noticed when a Ghyllian is on a strict diet of one particular food: the excretion will smell somewhat like that food. The part of the smell which is considered disgusting is actually the site of the excretion. One of the tests the unnamed scholar performed was a blind-folded smell test and the excretion was found to smell almost as good as the original food, until the blind fold was removed, at which point the person being tested crammed the excretion into the scholars face; hence, the expression we use today - '''"splak in your eye"''' as a form of being rude to someone who did something rude to you first.
		+
		+	Another property discovered was the consistency of the excretion never varied. It was always the same consistency and this continues to hold true to this day. This is where the expression '''"May your splak remian as always"''' comes from. Generally, this is used as a farewell to someone who you know very well. It can be taken the wrong way if used in a different context than what is usual for its use.
		+
		+	One of the oddities of Ghyllian excretion is its color. Normally, the color is a mixture of muave and tan. When a Ghyllian is going through [[icfromilious]], the excretion usually tends to be more pink in color. It has been discovered that this is due to the internal changes occuring during this stage of life. When a Ghyllian is of generally poor health, the excretion can be a bright green color. This is due to the fact that the Ghyllian's stomache acids are weakened by the sickness and so mix in with the excretion as it's excreted. Apparently, Ghyllian stomache acid is green.
		+
		+	The other oddity discovered by the unnamed scholar is the use of Ghyllian excretion as a form of planting food. The green excretion has been shown to increase the productivity of any plant to which it is applied. This increase is shown in larger fruits, better tasting vegetables and more firm berries. The pink excretion, however, has the opposite effect and is often used by farmers to kill unwanted plants and other pests. Normal excretion is usually gathered in one place and burned.
		+
		+	The phrase '''"Burning the midnight splak"''' originated around -1525 [[EC]] when several Ghyllians discovered the wonderful feelings they had when they would light up a splak stick and inhale the fumes from it. They apparently did this at midnight when [[Pinky]] is at it's fullest phase. Due to the consistency of excretion, the stick is usually covered in flour or some other thickening agent over night and then smoked the next night.
		+
		+	The final property of Ghyllian excretion was discovered in -1206 [[EC]] and has proven to be the most valuable discovery in regards to excretion. Ghyllian excretion can be mixed with yellow powder found in the Mines and with several herbs which are grown all over Ghyll. This mixture, when mixed properly and allowed to dry, is combustable and can be used to create dazzling displays of light and noise. Modifying what herbs are used in the mixture changes the color of the light and the type of excretion used can affect the noise created. Many effects have been heard, all the way from a simple quite ''toot'' to a full blast of trumpting sounds. In -503 [[EC]], '''Thou Greatly Heeded''' founded the Color and Noise Foundation in Ellensworth and began donating all of his splak for Ghyllian research. He is not to be confused with '''Thou Greatly Headed''' who merely thought he was important enough to donate his splak for research, but was denied when he said, "My splak is worth all the money in the world!" He was beheaded shortly thereafter.
		+
		+	--[[User:Undrhil\|Trousle Undrhil]] 17:13, 1 Jul 2005 (EDT)
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		+	'''Citations''':[[Icfromilious]],[[Splak]],[[Pinky]]
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		+	[[Category:Activities]]