Ghyll:DasMineGold - Revision history

Morbus Iff: Revising dates to fit in with Azura Mines discovery.

2005-06-13T14:24:57Z

Revising dates to fit in with Azura Mines discovery.

Morbus Iff: Copyediting. Monday is one hot mistress.

2005-06-13T14:22:01Z

Copyediting. Monday is one hot mistress.

Sirbobthethird: Creation of glorious article!!!

2005-06-11T01:20:46Z

Creation of glorious article!!!

Sirbobthethird at 23:21, 10 June 2005

2005-06-10T23:21:11Z

Dfaran L'Eniarc: Another Sillypoo, oh dear.

2005-06-10T22:49:29Z

Another Sillypoo, oh dear.

Sirbobthethird: Dib!

2005-06-10T22:37:37Z

Dib!

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(Yay! My first article! I hope I can do a good job in a matter of hours...)

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 However, since Clubberspear has stepped down, DasMineGold has degraded to the point of being an unethical corporation holding a monopoly on oooite mining. The very thought of it makes me vomit. However, it is an entry which must be told, and tell it I will.
-==[[Gadsringer Clubberspear]] (-92 to -51 [[EC]])==
+==[[Gadsringer Clubberspear]] (-92 to -42 [[EC]])==
 Clubberspear originally founded DasMineGold in response to a bet undertaken from some of his buddies - he gained the total sum of fifty [[Quezlarian Ooo|quezloos]] after proving that he could, in fact, create a mining corporation worth more than a thousand. According to a popular story, when the bet was collected Clubberspear came close to blowing the fifty quezloos on something shiny (he was known for his lack of common sense), but was dissuaded when he realized that it was actually just painted shiny, and would easily scratch off. What ''is'' known, however, is that Clubberspear continued at the reigns of DasMineGold, kept the company all about mining, and led them to record profits (Despite constant cajoling, threats, etc., the [[Bureau of Regained Knowledge|BORK]] has refused to give exact numbers for the profits obtained).
 At first, DasMineGold was mining various different types of resources, including highly prized minerals (what exactly they were, is unavailable - thanks a lot, [[Bureau of Regained Knowledge|BORK]]) but when Clubberspear acquired the [[Azura Mines]], home to 71% of Ghyll's supply of oooite, the other mines suffered from neglect, which contributed heavily to the next president, Himminfen, selling them.
-==Mack Himminfen (-50 to -7 [[EC]])==
+==Mack Himminfen (-41 to -7 [[EC]])==
 Completely corrupt and credited with the rising monopoly and shift away from public input, Himminfen was a complete jerk. One of the first acts of his presidency was to sell virtually all the mines, except for of course, the real money-maker - the [[Azura Mines]]. He was offered the position only because no one else would take it (too stressful, they claimed, but there were rumors at the time, completely unfounded mind you, that the [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]] was going to cause trouble for the next president) and he accepted and continued only for the money. His annual salary was estimated at 200,000 [[Quezlarian Ooo|quezloos]] a year. He also frequently accepted "contributions" (bribes) from other corporations including, it is believed, a mansion in lower [[Evesque Valley]], although the only source that has mentioned this is [[Aliens Everywhere]].

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+:''"Oooite is nifty." -popular saying, attributed to [[Gadsringer Clubberspear]].''
-"Oooite is nifty." -popular saying, attributed to [[Gadsringer Clubberspear]]
+It is rumored that at the first general meeting of '''DasMineGold''', Gadsringer Clubberspear, who was the founder and first President of DasMineGold, opened the three-day gala with these immortal words. Annoyingly, the [[Bureau of Regained Knowledge]] is being a little pile of [[splak]] and has yet to release the minutes of that meeting to verify this rumor.
-It is rumored that at the first general meeting of DasMineGold, Gadsringer Clubberspear, who was the founder and first President of DasMineGold, opened the three-day gala with these immortal words.
+However, since Clubberspear has stepped down, DasMineGold has degraded to the point of being an unethical corporation holding a monopoly on oooite mining. The very thought of it makes me vomit. However, it is an entry which must be told, and tell it I will.
-However, the [[Bureau of Regained Knowledge]] is being a little pile of [[splak]], and has yet to release the minutes of that meeting to verify this rumor.
+==[[Gadsringer Clubberspear]] (-92 to -51 [[EC]])==
-However, since Clubberspear has stepped down, DasMineGold has degraded, until it is now an unethical corporation, now holding a monopoly on oooite mining. The very thought of it makes me vomit. However, it is an entry which must be told, and tell it I will.
+At first, DasMineGold was mining various different types of resources, including highly prized minerals (what exactly they were, is unavailable - thanks a lot, [[Bureau of Regained Knowledge|BORK]]) but when Clubberspear acquired the [[Azura Mines]], home to 71% of Ghyll's supply of oooite, the other mines suffered from neglect, which contributed heavily to the next president, Himminfen, selling them.
-==[[Gadsringer Clubberspear]] (92 - 51 EC)==
+==Mack Himminfen (-50 to -7 [[EC]])==
-Clubberspear originally founded DasMineGold in response to a bet undertaken from some of his buddies - he gained the total bet of fifty Quezloos after proving that he could, in fact, create a mining corporation worth more than a thousand quezloos. According to a popular story, when the bet was collected, Clubberspear came close to blowing the fifty quezloos something shiny (he was known for his lack of common sense), but was dissuaded when he realized that it was actually just painted shiny, and would easily scratch off. What '''is''' known, however, is that Clubberspear continued at the reigns of DasMineGold, kept the company all about mining, and led them to record profits.
+Completely corrupt and credited with the rising monopoly and shift away from public input, Himminfen was a complete jerk. One of the first acts of his presidency was to sell virtually all the mines, except for of course, the real money-maker - the [[Azura Mines]]. He was offered the position only because no one else would take it (too stressful, they claimed, but there were rumors at the time, completely unfounded mind you, that the [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]] was going to cause trouble for the next president) and he accepted and continued only for the money. His annual salary was estimated at 200,000 [[Quezlarian Ooo|quezloos]] a year. He also frequently accepted "contributions" (bribes) from other corporations including, it is believed, a mansion in lower [[Evesque Valley]], although the only source that has mentioned this is [[Aliens Everywhere]].
-At first, DasMineGold was mining various resources, including highly prized minerals (what exactly minerals they were, is unavailable - thanks a lot [[Bureau of Regained Knowledge|BORK]]) but when Clubberspear acquired the Azura Mines, home to 71% of Ghyll's supply of oooite, the other mines suffered from neglect, contributing sharply to the next president, Himminfen, selling them.
+When Himminfen realized that profits were sinking faster than a stone in [[fefferberry]] wine, he decided to sell the company to the highest bidder - except, without the bidding. He just sort of gave it away to [[Godfroi Hasawithe]]. It is believed that when he sold DasMineGold and stepped down from the presidency (most likely to avoid the negative repercussions to come), he himself received 600,000 [[Quezlarian Ooo|quezloos]] personal payment from Hasawithe, and a "going-away package" of 200,000 [[Quezlarian Ooo|quezloos]] from the company itself.
-It is unfortunate that the [[Bureau of Regained Knowledge]] releases little knowledge on DasMineGold's greatest president, or the details of it's founding, especially its unusual name.
+==Jack Marksfields (-6 [[EC]] to Present)==
-==Mack Himminfen (50 - 7 EC)==
+'''Citations''': [[Azura Mines]], [[Gadsringer Clubberspear]], [[NeoPostAncientism]].
-When Himminfen realized that profits were sinking faster than a stone in [[fefferberry]] wine, he decided to sell the company to the highest bidder – except, without the bidding. He just sort of gave it away to [[Godfroi Hasawithe]]. It is believed that when he sold DasMineGold and stepped down from the presidency (most likely to avoid the negative repercussions to come), he himself received 600,000 Quezloos personal payment from Hasawithe, and a "going-away package" of 200,000 Quezloos from the company itself.
+--[[User:Sirbobthethird|Sir Robert G. Head III]] 21:20, 10 Jun 2005 (EDT)
-==Jack Marksfields (6 EC - Present)==
+[[Category:Organizations]]

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+"Oooite is nifty." -popular saying, attributed to [[Gadsringer Clubberspear]]
-In the future, put <nowiki>--~~~~</nowiki> after your dibs, and pretty much everything else you do as well. This creates an automatic signature. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 18:49, 10 Jun 2005 (EDT)
+It is rumored that at the first general meeting of DasMineGold, Gadsringer Clubberspear, who was the founder and first President of DasMineGold, opened the three-day gala with these immortal words.
-k. Thanks.
+However, the [[Bureau of Regained Knowledge]] is being a little pile of [[splak]], and has yet to release the minutes of that meeting to verify this rumor.
---[[User:Sirbobthethird|Sirbobthethird]] 19:21, 10 Jun 2005 (EDT)
+However, since Clubberspear has stepped down, DasMineGold has degraded, until it is now an unethical corporation, now holding a monopoly on oooite mining. The very thought of it makes me vomit. However, it is an entry which must be told, and tell it I will.

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