Ghyll:Bobby Shwarmph - Revision history

Jcowan: Misspelling

2005-05-20T21:44:15Z

Misspelling

Jcowan: Linkifying Edward Shwarmph

2005-04-27T14:48:28Z

Linkifying Edward Shwarmph

Jcowan: Jcowan boldly bolds the first appearance of every article name in the corresponding article.

2005-01-29T03:46:56Z

Jcowan boldly bolds the first appearance of every article name in the corresponding article.

Jcowan: Revert, see Phantoms page

2004-11-29T22:43:05Z

Revert, see Phantoms page

Jcowan: /me boldly edits this to get rid of the annoying "luminous manuscript" phantom

2004-11-29T22:24:57Z

/me boldly edits this to get rid of the annoying "luminous manuscript" phantom

Bast ResNovae at 03:53, 18 September 2004

2004-09-18T03:53:11Z

Morbus Iff: Some mispellings of Shwarmph, and a missing FR phantom.

2004-09-18T01:40:00Z

Some mispellings of Shwarmph, and a missing FR phantom.

DrBacchus: Picking a nit

2004-09-18T01:10:30Z

Picking a nit

Bast ResNovae: Clarifies minor point re: Shwarmph's military records, and any vague resemlance to any popular issue in our current reality is totally a coincidence, and not an earth parody, I _swear_!

2004-09-18T00:33:40Z

Clarifies minor point re: Shwarmph's military records, and any vague resemlance to any popular issue in our current reality is totally a coincidence, and not an earth parody, I _swear_!

Crschmidt: linking now-phantomed entry

2004-09-14T17:19:21Z

linking now-phantomed entry

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 Or, as his own magazine frequently posits, "is that what they ''want'' you to think?"
-Shwarmph is said to be a veteran of the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]], serving as a platoon leader in the [[Tarkherk Corps]]. This is widely accepted as fact even though it has proved impossible to verify since the relevent authorities have refused to confirm or deny that the conflict is taking place.
+Shwarmph is said to be a veteran of the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]], serving as a platoon leader in the [[Tarkherk Corps]]. This is widely accepted as fact even though it has proved impossible to verify since the relevant authorities have refused to confirm or deny that the conflict is taking place.
 Shwarmph's adoptive brother, [[User:Tehwalrus|Edward]], is rumored to be his son by either actress Izadora Gutschtup, or an [[Alezanians|Alezanian]]- depending on the rumormonger. Records involving the younger Shwarmph's parentage/origin remain sealed by the courts, but he remains a powerful figure in certain academic circles.

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 Shwarmph is said to be a veteran of the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]], serving as a platoon leader in the [[Tarkherk Corps]]. This is widely accepted as fact even though it has proved impossible to verify since the relevent authorities have refused to confirm or deny that the conflict is taking place.
-Shwarmph's adoptive brother, Edward, is rumored to be his son by either actress Izadora Gutschtup, or an [[Alezanians|Alezanian]]- depending on the rumormonger. Records involving the younger Shwarmph's parentage/origin remain sealed by the courts, but he remains a powerful figure in certain academic circles.
+Shwarmph's adoptive brother, [[User:Tehwalrus|Edward]], is rumored to be his son by either actress Izadora Gutschtup, or an [[Alezanians|Alezanian]]- depending on the rumormonger. Records involving the younger Shwarmph's parentage/origin remain sealed by the courts, but he remains a powerful figure in certain academic circles.
 The reclusive Bobby Shwarmph is scheduled to produce an anthology called "Aliens, Anywhere?" with the Academy of Conspiracy Theologists press in the fall of 0 {{EC}}. Drafts of the preface released to a select figures of note for comment are highly sought after among the academics, collectors, and the press- but access has been tightly controlled by Shwarmph. One purported draft, with forged "certificate of authenticity," was recently debunked by a sharp-eyed scholar at the Aerensplay Bazaar. The vendor was reportedly asking 4,900 Quezloos for the faked [[luminous manuscript]].

← Older revision		Revision as of 03:46, 29 January 2005
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−	Bobby "Robert" Shwarmph putatively edits "[[Aliens Everywhere]]" magazine, but hasn't been seen or heard from by credible sources since -4/7/22 {{EC}}, after he apparently went into seclusion for reasons known only to him at the time of writing. Research reveals all of Shwarmph's known personal and business matters have been handled by associate and confidante "Easy" Lizzard after that date. [[Folktown Records]] #519 reported he may--or may not--have been the victim of a freak ball lightning accident, suffering searing burns across his throat which left him scarred and speechless. The article also hints he may have been the victim of foul play. However, our interviews with former associates indicate Shwarmph was mostly driven into plain old alcohol addiction after a vaguely documented incident during his factfinding trip to the [[Alezan]] ruins near his home.	+	'''Bobby "Robert" Shwarmph''' putatively edits "[[Aliens Everywhere]]" magazine, but hasn't been seen or heard from by credible sources since -4/7/22 {{EC}}, after he apparently went into seclusion for reasons known only to him at the time of writing. Research reveals all of Shwarmph's known personal and business matters have been handled by associate and confidante "Easy" Lizzard after that date. [[Folktown Records]] #519 reported he may--or may not--have been the victim of a freak ball lightning accident, suffering searing burns across his throat which left him scarred and speechless. The article also hints he may have been the victim of foul play. However, our interviews with former associates indicate Shwarmph was mostly driven into plain old alcohol addiction after a vaguely documented incident during his factfinding trip to the [[Alezan]] ruins near his home.

	Shwarmph has been accused of using his popular tabloid to promote subliminal conspiracy memes against his political adversaries, but not even his most strident critics seem to remember what evidence they had against him on this point. Few of them remain in office or retain any semblance of their former importance, so their names probably aren't worth mentioning here. He is a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], and published a paper in that organization's scholarly journal as a student in -14 {{EC}}. In that text, he rejected [[AuroAnthropology]] as a doctrinal heresy and held that light is the product of electromagnetic radiation, and that it has little or no bearing on human behavior. He also rejected the concept that social behavior could be studied by scientific investigations. It is not known if this conservative paradigm is actually held by other members of the Brotherhood- or even Shwarmph himself, given this and some of his magazine's own conspiracy theories may be subversive efforts at social engineering.		Shwarmph has been accused of using his popular tabloid to promote subliminal conspiracy memes against his political adversaries, but not even his most strident critics seem to remember what evidence they had against him on this point. Few of them remain in office or retain any semblance of their former importance, so their names probably aren't worth mentioning here. He is a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], and published a paper in that organization's scholarly journal as a student in -14 {{EC}}. In that text, he rejected [[AuroAnthropology]] as a doctrinal heresy and held that light is the product of electromagnetic radiation, and that it has little or no bearing on human behavior. He also rejected the concept that social behavior could be studied by scientific investigations. It is not known if this conservative paradigm is actually held by other members of the Brotherhood- or even Shwarmph himself, given this and some of his magazine's own conspiracy theories may be subversive efforts at social engineering.

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 Shwarmph's adoptive brother, Edward, is rumored to be his son by either actress Izadora Gutschtup, or an [[Alezanians|Alezanian]]- depending on the rumormonger. Records involving the younger Shwarmph's parentage/origin remain sealed by the courts, but he remains a powerful figure in certain academic circles.
-The reclusive Bobby Shwarmph is scheduled to produce an anthology called "Aliens, Anywhere?" with the Academy of Conspiracy Theologists press in the fall of 0 {{EC}}. Drafts of the preface released to a select figures of note for comment are highly sought after among the academics, collectors, and the press- but access has been tightly controlled by Shwarmph. One purported draft, with forged "certificate of authenticity," was recently debunked by a sharp-eyed scholar at the Aerensplay Bazaar. The vendor was reportedly asking 4,900 Quezloos for the faked [[lumogram|luminous manuscript]].
+The reclusive Bobby Shwarmph is scheduled to produce an anthology called "Aliens, Anywhere?" with the Academy of Conspiracy Theologists press in the fall of 0 {{EC}}. Drafts of the preface released to a select figures of note for comment are highly sought after among the academics, collectors, and the press- but access has been tightly controlled by Shwarmph. One purported draft, with forged "certificate of authenticity," was recently debunked by a sharp-eyed scholar at the Aerensplay Bazaar. The vendor was reportedly asking 4,900 Quezloos for the faked [[luminous manuscript]].
-'''Citations''': [[Alezan]], [[lumogram|luminous manuscript]], [[Tarkherk Corps]].
+'''Citations''': [[Alezan]], [[luminous manuscript]], [[Tarkherk Corps]].
 --[[User:Bast ResNovae|Bast ResNovae]], 01:02, 12 Sep 2004 (EDT)
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 Shwarmph's adoptive brother, Edward, is rumored to be his son by either actress Izadora Gutschtup, or an [[Alezanians|Alezanian]]- depending on the rumormonger. Records involving the younger Shwarmph's parentage/origin remain sealed by the courts, but he remains a powerful figure in certain academic circles.
-The reclusive Bobby Shwarmph is scheduled to produce an anthology called "Aliens, Anywhere?" with the Academy of Conspiracy Theologists press in the fall of 0 {{EC}}. Drafts of the preface released to a select figures of note for comment are highly sought after among the academics, collectors, and the press- but access has been tightly controlled by Shwarmph. One purported draft, with forged "certificate of authenticity," was recently debunked by a sharp-eyed scholar at the Aerensplay Bazaar. The vendor was reportedly asking 4,900 Quezloos for the faked [[luminous manuscript]].
+The reclusive Bobby Shwarmph is scheduled to produce an anthology called "Aliens, Anywhere?" with the Academy of Conspiracy Theologists press in the fall of 0 {{EC}}. Drafts of the preface released to a select figures of note for comment are highly sought after among the academics, collectors, and the press- but access has been tightly controlled by Shwarmph. One purported draft, with forged "certificate of authenticity," was recently debunked by a sharp-eyed scholar at the Aerensplay Bazaar. The vendor was reportedly asking 4,900 Quezloos for the faked [[lumogram|luminous manuscript]].
-'''Citations''': [[Alezan]], [[luminous manuscript]], [[Tarkherk Corps]].
+'''Citations''': [[Alezan]], [[lumogram|luminous manuscript]], [[Tarkherk Corps]].
 --[[User:Bast ResNovae|Bast ResNovae]], 01:02, 12 Sep 2004 (EDT)
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 Bobby "Robert" Shwarmph putatively edits "[[Aliens Everywhere]]" magazine, but hasn't been seen or heard from by credible sources since -4/7/22 {{EC}}, after he apparently went into seclusion for reasons known only to him at the time of writing. Research reveals all of Shwarmph's known personal and business matters have been handled by associate and confidante "Easy" Lizzard after that date. [[Folktown Records]] #519 reported he may--or may not--have been the victim of a freak ball lightning accident, suffering searing burns across his throat which left him scarred and speechless. The article also hints he may have been the victim of foul play. However, our interviews with former associates indicate Shwarmph was mostly driven into plain old alcohol addiction after a vaguely documented incident during his factfinding trip to the [[Alezan]] ruins near his home.
-Shwarmph has been accused of using his popular tabloid to promote subliminal conspiracy memes against his political adversaries, but not even his most strident critics seem to remember what evidence they had against him on this point. Few of them remain in office or retain any semblance of their former importance, so their names probably aren't worth mentioning here. He is a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], and published a paper in that organization's scholarly journal as a student in -14 {{EC}}. In that text, he rejected [[AuroAnthropology]] as a doctrinal heresy and held that light is the product of electromagnetic radiation that has little or no bearing on human behavior. He also rejected the concept that social behavior could be studied by scientific investigations. It is not known if this conservative paradigm is actually upheld by other members of the Brotherhood- or even Shwarmph himself, given this and some of his magazine's own conspiracy theories may be subversive efforts at social engineering.
+Shwarmph has been accused of using his popular tabloid to promote subliminal conspiracy memes against his political adversaries, but not even his most strident critics seem to remember what evidence they had against him on this point. Few of them remain in office or retain any semblance of their former importance, so their names probably aren't worth mentioning here. He is a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], and published a paper in that organization's scholarly journal as a student in -14 {{EC}}. In that text, he rejected [[AuroAnthropology]] as a doctrinal heresy and held that light is the product of electromagnetic radiation, and that it has little or no bearing on human behavior. He also rejected the concept that social behavior could be studied by scientific investigations. It is not known if this conservative paradigm is actually held by other members of the Brotherhood- or even Shwarmph himself, given this and some of his magazine's own conspiracy theories may be subversive efforts at social engineering.
 Or, as his own magazine frequently posits, "is that what they ''want'' you to think?"

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 Bobby "Robert" Schwarmph putatively edits "[[Aliens Everywhere]]" magazine, but hasn't been seen or heard from by credible sources since -4/7/22 {{EC}}, after he apparently went into seclusion for reasons known only to him at the time of writing. Research reveals all of Schwarmph's known personal and business matters have been handled by associate and confidante "Easy" Lizzard after that date. Folktown Records #519 reported he may--or may not--have been the victim of a freak ball lightning accident, suffering searing burns across his throat which left him scarred and speechless. The article also hints he may have been the victim of foul play. However, our interviews with former associates indicate Schwarmph was mostly driven into plain old alcohol addiction after a vaguely documented incident during his factfinding trip to the [[Alezan]] ruins near his home.
-Schwarmph has been accused of using his popular tabloid to promote subliminal conspiracy memes against his political adversaries, but not even his most strident critics seem to remember what evidence they had against him on this point. Few of them remain in office or retain any semblance of their former importance, so their names probably aren't worth mentioning here. He is a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], and published a paper in that organization's scholarly journal as a student in -14 {{EC}}. In that text, he rejected [[AuroAnthropology]] as a doctrinal heresy and held that light is the product of electromagnetic radiation that has little or no bearing on human behavior. He also rejected the concept that social behavior could be studied by scientific investigations. It is not known if this conservative paradigm is actually upheld by other members of the Brotherhood- or even Shwarmph himself, given this and some of his magazine's own conspiracy theoried may be subversive efforts at social engineering.
+Schwarmph has been accused of using his popular tabloid to promote subliminal conspiracy memes against his political adversaries, but not even his most strident critics seem to remember what evidence they had against him on this point. Few of them remain in office or retain any semblance of their former importance, so their names probably aren't worth mentioning here. He is a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], and published a paper in that organization's scholarly journal as a student in -14 {{EC}}. In that text, he rejected [[AuroAnthropology]] as a doctrinal heresy and held that light is the product of electromagnetic radiation that has little or no bearing on human behavior. He also rejected the concept that social behavior could be studied by scientific investigations. It is not known if this conservative paradigm is actually upheld by other members of the Brotherhood- or even Shwarmph himself, given this and some of his magazine's own conspiracy theories may be subversive efforts at social engineering.
 Or, as his own magazine frequently posits, "is that what they ''want'' you to think?"

← Older revision		Revision as of 17:19, 14 September 2004
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−	Bobby "Robert" Schwarmph putatively edits "[Aliens Everywhere]" magazine, but hasn't been seen or heard from by credible sources since -4/7/22 {{EC}}, after he apparently went into seclusion for reasons known only to him at the time of writing. Research reveals all of Schwarmph's known personal and business matters have been handled by associate and confidante "Easy" Lizzard after that date. Folktown Records #519 reported he may--or may not--have been the victim of a freak ball lightning accident, suffering searing burns across his throat which left him scarred and speechless. The article also hints he may have been the victim of foul play. However, our interviews with former associates indicate Schwarmph was mostly driven into plain old alcohol addiction after a vaguely documented incident during his factfinding trip to the [[Alezan]] ruins near his home.	+	Bobby "Robert" Schwarmph putatively edits "[[Aliens Everywhere]]" magazine, but hasn't been seen or heard from by credible sources since -4/7/22 {{EC}}, after he apparently went into seclusion for reasons known only to him at the time of writing. Research reveals all of Schwarmph's known personal and business matters have been handled by associate and confidante "Easy" Lizzard after that date. Folktown Records #519 reported he may--or may not--have been the victim of a freak ball lightning accident, suffering searing burns across his throat which left him scarred and speechless. The article also hints he may have been the victim of foul play. However, our interviews with former associates indicate Schwarmph was mostly driven into plain old alcohol addiction after a vaguely documented incident during his factfinding trip to the [[Alezan]] ruins near his home.

	Schwarmph has been accused of using his popular tabloid to promote subliminal conspiracy memes against his political adversaries, but not even his most strident critics seem to remember what evidence they had against him on this point. Few of them remain in office or retain any semblance of their former importance, so their names probably aren't worth mentioning here. He is a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], and published a paper in that organization's scholarly journal as a student in -14 {{EC}}. In that text, he rejected [[AuroAnthropology]] as a doctrinal heresy and held that light is the product of electromagnetic radiation that has little or no bearing on human behavior. He also rejected the concept that social behavior could be studied by scientific investigations. It is not known if this conservative paradigm is actually upheld by other members of the Brotherhood- or even Shwarmph himself, given this and some of his magazine's own conspiracy theoried may be subversive efforts at social engineering.		Schwarmph has been accused of using his popular tabloid to promote subliminal conspiracy memes against his political adversaries, but not even his most strident critics seem to remember what evidence they had against him on this point. Few of them remain in office or retain any semblance of their former importance, so their names probably aren't worth mentioning here. He is a member of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]], and published a paper in that organization's scholarly journal as a student in -14 {{EC}}. In that text, he rejected [[AuroAnthropology]] as a doctrinal heresy and held that light is the product of electromagnetic radiation that has little or no bearing on human behavior. He also rejected the concept that social behavior could be studied by scientific investigations. It is not known if this conservative paradigm is actually upheld by other members of the Brotherhood- or even Shwarmph himself, given this and some of his magazine's own conspiracy theoried may be subversive efforts at social engineering.