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-It is only the most ancient, sacred tablets (whose jade is the most encrusted with sticky who-knows-what) that refer to a strange episode known unimaginatively as the '''Blasphemers' Crusade'''.  These records, which are highly regarded by the [[Loremasters]] of our ancient city as reasonably accurate, paint the simple picture of a tragedy so pointless that it would be laughable if anyone really cared.
+It is only the most ancient, sacred tablets (whose jade is the most encrusted with sticky who-knows-what) that refer to a strange episode known unimaginatively as the '''Blasphemers' Crusade'''. These records, which are highly regarded by the [[Loremasters]] as reasonably accurate, paint the simple picture of a tragedy so pointless that it would be laughable if anyone really cared.
-Towards the end of the [[Nitenmangrey]] era, a schism arose in an as-yet-unnamed religious order.  Couched as the records are in poetic language, it is difficult to ascertain the exact sequence of events, but the majority of [[Loremasters]] agree on a date of -910 [[EC]].  The majority party of the unnamed religious order decided that explicit naming of certain deities and terms was blasphemy.  Those who resisted were deemed blasphemers, and their leaders branded as heresiarchs.  The Crusade was called, and all but a few of the unfortunate minority were killed in a series of truly kick-ass fight scenes.  The survivors of the Crusade fled east, disseminating both their morbid cannibalistic practices and the widespread usage of *#@! as a euphemistic means of obfuscating words with strong association.  They finally settled in the [[Jorvyll]] region to found [[Agarttha]].
+Towards the end of the [[Nitenmangrey]] era, a schism arose in an as-yet-unnamed religious order. Couched as the records are in poetic language, it is difficult to ascertain the exact sequence of events, but the majority of [[Loremasters]] agree on a date of -910 [[EC]]. The majority party of the unnamed religious order decided that explicit naming of certain deities and terms was blasphemy. Those who resisted were deemed blasphemers, and their leaders branded as heresiarchs. The Crusade was called, and all but a few of the unfortunate minority were killed in a series of truly kick-ass fight scenes. The survivors of the Crusade fled east, disseminating both their morbid cannibalistic practices and the widespread usage of *#@! as a euphemistic means of obfuscating words with strong association. They finally settled in the [[Jorvyll]] region to found [[Agarttha]].
-It is of note to some linguists that a number of common, innocuous terms were once considered worth killing over.  A sampling of these terms include [[Creator]], splak, rehnquist, and dadaism.  Of further note, [[Loremasters]] have found that during the time of the Crusade, the true name of our [[The Beast|demonic overlord]] was hidden not due to reverence, but because it was considered blasphemy.  As these are more enlightened times, it may comfort scholars to know that even [[Agarttha|Agartthans]] can loosen up once in a while.  For the record, the name of [[The Beast]] is D'an Henli.  I'm sure everyone will sleep better tonight knowing that.
+It is of note to some linguists that a number of common, innocuous terms were once considered worth killing over. A sampling of these terms include [[Creator]], [[splak]], rehnquist, and dadaism. Of further note, [[Loremasters]] have found that, during the time of the Crusade, the true name of our [[The Beast|demonic overlord]] was hidden not due to reverence, but because it was considered blasphemy. As these are more enlightened times, it may comfort scholars to know that even [[Agarttha|Agartthans]] can loosen up once in a while.
-'''Citations:''' [[Nitenmangrey]], [[Loremasters]], [[Creator]]
+'''Citations''': [[Loremasters]], [[Nitenmangrey]], [[The Beast]].
 --[[User:Snafu Bohica|Snafu Bohica]] 20:48, 26 May 2005 (EDT)

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 It is only the most ancient, sacred tablets (whose jade is the most encrusted with sticky who-knows-what) that refer to a strange episode known unimaginatively as the '''Blasphemers' Crusade'''.  These records, which are highly regarded by the [[Loremasters]] of our ancient city as reasonably accurate, paint the simple picture of a tragedy so pointless that it would be laughable if anyone really cared.
-Towards the end of the [[Nitenmangrey]] era, a schism arose in an as-yet-unnamed religious order.  Couched as the records are in poetic language, it is difficult to ascertain the exact sequence of events, but the majority of [[Loremasters]] agree on a date of -910[[EC]].  The majority party of the unnamed religious order decided that explicit naming of certain deities and terms was blasphemy.  Those who resisted were deemed blasphemers, and their leaders branded as heresiarchs.  The Crusade was called, and all but a few of the unfortunate minority were killed in a series of truly kick-ass fight scenes.  The survivors of the Crusade fled east, disseminating both their morbid cannibalistic practices and the widespread usage of *#@! as a euphemistic means of obfuscating words with strong association.  They finally settled in the [[Jorvyll]] region to found [[Agarttha]].
+Towards the end of the [[Nitenmangrey]] era, a schism arose in an as-yet-unnamed religious order.  Couched as the records are in poetic language, it is difficult to ascertain the exact sequence of events, but the majority of [[Loremasters]] agree on a date of -910 [[EC]].  The majority party of the unnamed religious order decided that explicit naming of certain deities and terms was blasphemy.  Those who resisted were deemed blasphemers, and their leaders branded as heresiarchs.  The Crusade was called, and all but a few of the unfortunate minority were killed in a series of truly kick-ass fight scenes.  The survivors of the Crusade fled east, disseminating both their morbid cannibalistic practices and the widespread usage of *#@! as a euphemistic means of obfuscating words with strong association.  They finally settled in the [[Jorvyll]] region to found [[Agarttha]].
 It is of note to some linguists that a number of common, innocuous terms were once considered worth killing over.  A sampling of these terms include [[Creator]], splak, rehnquist, and dadaism.  Of further note, [[Loremasters]] have found that during the time of the Crusade, the true name of our [[The Beast|demonic overlord]] was hidden not due to reverence, but because it was considered blasphemy.  As these are more enlightened times, it may comfort scholars to know that even [[Agarttha|Agartthans]] can loosen up once in a while.  For the record, the name of [[The Beast]] is D'an Henli.  I'm sure everyone will sleep better tonight knowing that.

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−	~~Dibbity dibbity~~. ~~I know~~, ~~I made~~ it up. ~~Anyway.~~..	+	It is only the most ancient, sacred tablets (whose jade is the most encrusted with sticky who-knows-what) that refer to a strange episode known unimaginatively as the '''Blasphemers' Crusade'''. These records, which are highly regarded by the [[Loremasters]] of our ancient city as reasonably accurate, paint the simple picture of a tragedy so pointless that it would be laughable if anyone really cared.
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		+	Towards the end of the [[Nitenmangrey]] era, a schism arose in an as-yet-unnamed religious order. Couched as the records are in poetic language, it is difficult to ascertain the exact sequence of events, but the majority of [[Loremasters]] agree on a date of -910[[EC]]. The majority party of the unnamed religious order decided that explicit naming of certain deities and terms was blasphemy. Those who resisted were deemed blasphemers, and their leaders branded as heresiarchs. The Crusade was called, and all but a few of the unfortunate minority were killed in a series of truly kick-ass fight scenes. The survivors of the Crusade fled east, disseminating both their morbid cannibalistic practices and the widespread usage of *#@! as a euphemistic means of obfuscating words with strong association. They finally settled in the [[Jorvyll]] region to found [[Agarttha]].
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		+	It is of note to some linguists that a number of common, innocuous terms were once considered worth killing over. A sampling of these terms include [[Creator]], splak, rehnquist, and dadaism. Of further note, [[Loremasters]] have found that during the time of the Crusade, the true name of our [[The Beast\|demonic overlord]] was hidden not due to reverence, but because it was considered blasphemy. As these are more enlightened times, it may comfort scholars to know that even [[Agarttha\|Agartthans]] can loosen up once in a while. For the record, the name of [[The Beast]] is D'an Henli. I'm sure everyone will sleep better tonight knowing that.
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		+	'''Citations:''' [[Nitenmangrey]], [[Loremasters]], [[Creator]]
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		+	--[[User:Snafu Bohica\|Snafu Bohica]] 20:48, 26 May 2005 (EDT)