Ghyll:Agony uncle - Revision history

Jcowan: Fixing my name

2005-06-12T03:15:54Z

Fixing my name

Jcowan: Pluralizing all categories and refactoring some.

2005-01-30T18:10:29Z

Pluralizing all categories and refactoring some.

Jcowan: Jcowan boldly bolds the first appearance of every article name in the corresponding article.

2005-01-29T03:36:13Z

Jcowan boldly bolds the first appearance of every article name in the corresponding article.

Jcowan: changing category

2004-12-06T13:56:56Z

changing category

Jcowan: Copied scholar comments from Talk:Folktown Records

2004-10-19T17:06:06Z

Copied scholar comments from Talk:Folktown Records

Morbus Iff: Phantoming Daniel Mboya.

2004-09-24T19:14:27Z

Phantoming Daniel Mboya.

Morbus Iff: Adding category.

2004-09-04T15:15:29Z

Adding category.

Qwentyth Pyre: "to seemed" swapped for "seemed to"

2004-09-03T04:19:19Z

"to seemed" swapped for "seemed to"

Sbp: Added full stop.

2004-09-01T14:22:03Z

Added full stop.

Morbus Iff: Forgot to inline links for Bavarian Creame

2004-08-27T22:59:39Z

Forgot to inline links for Bavarian Creame

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	That just deepens the mystery, doesn't it then? --[[User:DrBacchus\|DrBacchus]] 08:44, 19 Oct 2004 (EDT)		That just deepens the mystery, doesn't it then? --[[User:DrBacchus\|DrBacchus]] 08:44, 19 Oct 2004 (EDT)

−	Perhaps the gardener was able to recognize the characteristic wail of a Brownie in orgasm. --[[User:Jcowan\|~~Jcowan~~]] 13:06, 19 Oct 2004 (EDT)	+	Perhaps the gardener was able to recognize the characteristic wail of a Brownie in orgasm. --[[User:Jcowan\|John Cowan]] 13:06, 19 Oct 2004 (EDT)

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−	An "~~agony~~ uncle" is a derogatory term applied to employees of the [[Folktown Records]] weekly newspaper, a long running and esteemed publication with over six hundred issues released. Since the core focus of the [[Folktown Records]] is to be a conduit between answers and the innocent questions children ask, a large number of employees are patient and wise men and women, trained to answer tough questions simply, but correctly.	+	'''"Agony uncle"''' is a derogatory term applied to employees of the [[Folktown Records]] weekly newspaper, a long running and esteemed publication with over six hundred issues released. Since the core focus of the [[Folktown Records]] is to be a conduit between answers and the innocent questions children ask, a large number of employees are patient and wise men and women, trained to answer tough questions simply, but correctly.

	Unfortunately, the trials and tribulations of insatiable and unyielding children can wear anyone down, and such was the case of Windsor Creame, a 57-year old man in his twelfth year of service at the paper. One cool and calm day, the polar opposite of the heated fury to follow, Windsor was touring his nephew, [[Daniel Mboya]], around the [[Folktown Records]] office. What follows next was hastily transcribed by a fellow employee:		Unfortunately, the trials and tribulations of insatiable and unyielding children can wear anyone down, and such was the case of Windsor Creame, a 57-year old man in his twelfth year of service at the paper. One cool and calm day, the polar opposite of the heated fury to follow, Windsor was touring his nephew, [[Daniel Mboya]], around the [[Folktown Records]] office. What follows next was hastily transcribed by a fellow employee:

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		+	Unofficially, I have a concern with the sixth floor and the report of the gardener: ''On the other hand, the gardener, outside in the bright sun, reports Windsor waving cordially, and "enjoying a brownie with his favorite nephew.'' It's certainly explainable that Windsor waved ''down'' upon the gardener, but there's no way said foliager would know that they were enjoying brownies, not when they're six floors up. --[[User:Morbus Iff\|Morbus Iff]] 20:44, 18 Oct 2004 (EDT)
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		+	That just deepens the mystery, doesn't it then? --[[User:DrBacchus\|DrBacchus]] 08:44, 19 Oct 2004 (EDT)
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		+	Perhaps the gardener was able to recognize the characteristic wail of a Brownie in orgasm. --[[User:Jcowan\|Jcowan]] 13:06, 19 Oct 2004 (EDT)

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 An "agony uncle" is a derogatory term applied to employees of the [[Folktown Records]] weekly newspaper, a long running and esteemed publication with over six hundred issues released. Since the core focus of the [[Folktown Records]] is to be a conduit between answers and the innocent questions children ask, a large number of employees are patient and wise men and women, trained to answer tough questions simply, but correctly.
-Unfortunately, the trials and tribulations of insatiable and unyielding children can wear anyone down, and such was the case of Windsor Creame, a 57-year old man in his twelfth year of service at the paper. One cool and calm day, the polar opposite of the heated fury to follow, Windsor was touring his nephew, Daniel Mboya, around the [[Folktown Records]] office. What follows next was hastily transcribed by a fellow employee:
+Unfortunately, the trials and tribulations of insatiable and unyielding children can wear anyone down, and such was the case of Windsor Creame, a 57-year old man in his twelfth year of service at the paper. One cool and calm day, the polar opposite of the heated fury to follow, Windsor was touring his nephew, [[Daniel Mboya]], around the [[Folktown Records]] office. What follows next was hastily transcribed by a fellow employee:
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-It was at this point that the transcriber reported Windsor becoming more shifty, nervous, and red-in-the-face, "unbecoming of a job where understanding and civility were crucial." Sadly for poor Daniel, the unfolding events change based on who you question. The transcriber recalls Windsor pushing Daniel roughly into the break room, and slamming him into one of the empty wooden chairs.
+It was at this point that the transcriber reported Windsor becoming more shifty, nervous, and red-in-the-face, "unbecoming of a job where understanding and civility were crucial." Sadly for poor [[Daniel Mboya|Daniel]], the unfolding events change based on who you question. The transcriber recalls Windsor pushing [[Daniel Mboya|Daniel]] roughly into the break room, and slamming him into one of the empty wooden chairs.
-On the other hand, the gardener, outside in the bright sun, reports Windsor waving cordially, and "enjoying a brownie with his favorite nephew." The transcriber disagrees, saying that Windsor "forcefully [shoved] food into the boy's mouth." The editor, returning from a meeting down the hall, saw only Windsor, with his hand cupped over Daniel's mouth, leaving "in a huff."
+On the other hand, the gardener, outside in the bright sun, reports Windsor waving cordially, and "enjoying a brownie with his favorite nephew." The transcriber disagrees, saying that Windsor "forcefully [shoved] food into the boy's mouth." The editor, returning from a meeting down the hall, saw only Windsor, with his hand cupped over [[Daniel Mboya|Daniel]]'s mouth, leaving "in a huff."
-Regardless of what really happened at the [[Folktown Records]] that day, the next time Daniel was seen, he was badly bruised and bleeding profusely. When prompted for an explanation, the boy's scratchy and barely discernible voice proved unintelligible. Further medical investigation showed internal bleeding in the throat area, indicative that the boy had literally screamed, presumably in agony, until even that caused further pain.
+Regardless of what really happened at the [[Folktown Records]] that day, the next time [[Daniel Mboya|Daniel]] was seen, he was badly bruised and bleeding profusely. When prompted for an explanation, the boy's scratchy and barely discernible voice proved unintelligible. Further medical investigation showed internal bleeding in the throat area, indicative that the boy had literally screamed, presumably in agony, until even that caused further pain.
-When Windsor returned home that night, hours after Daniel was discovered leaving bloody footprints on Madam Calvian's marble walkway (herself a neighbor to the transcriber), he was detained and brought in for questioning. After proving "uncooperative" by not stating the "truth" as the authorities figured it, he was locked away in a cell without further due process.
+When Windsor returned home that night, hours after [[Daniel Mboya|Daniel]] was discovered leaving bloody footprints on Madam Calvian's marble walkway (herself a neighbor to the transcriber), he was detained and brought in for questioning. After proving "uncooperative" by not stating the "truth" as the authorities figured it, he was locked away in a cell without further due process.
-[[Bavarian Creame]], Windsor's wife of seven years, categorically denies that Windsor could do such a thing, stating that "he and poor Daniel had just gone spelunking last week and had a great time!" After being brought in as an accomplice, [[Bavarian Creame|Bavarian]] was released due to lack of evidence.
+[[Bavarian Creame]], Windsor's wife of seven years, categorically denies that Windsor could do such a thing, stating that "he and poor [[Daniel Mboya|Daniel]] had just gone spelunking last week and had a great time!" After being brought in as an accomplice, [[Bavarian Creame|Bavarian]] was released due to lack of evidence.
-Daniel died the following day due to blood collecting in his lungs, and his death was officially pronounced a murder. As the news swept the community, so did the macabre reason for Daniel's inability to name his abuser: his ragged and raw throat, ripped apart by the screams no one seemed to hear. Even without irrefutable proof, Windsor Creame, newly dubbed the "agony uncle" and pushed "over the edge by the ceaseless accusations of answer ineptitude", was the obvious choice. However, several friends and family of Windsor believe him to be innocent, and at the wrong place at the wrong time.
+[[Daniel Mboya|Daniel]] died the following day due to blood collecting in his lungs, and his death was officially pronounced a murder. As the news swept the community, so did the macabre reason for [[Daniel Mboya|Daniel]]'s inability to name his abuser: his ragged and raw throat, ripped apart by the screams no one seemed to hear. Even without irrefutable proof, Windsor Creame, newly dubbed the "agony uncle" and pushed "over the edge by the ceaseless accusations of answer ineptitude", was the obvious choice. However, several friends and family of Windsor believe him to be innocent, and at the wrong place at the wrong time.
 '''Citations''': [[Bavarian Creame]], [[Folktown Records]].

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 Daniel died the following day due to blood collecting in his lungs, and his death was officially pronounced a murder. As the news swept the community, so did the macabre reason for Daniel's inability to name his abuser: his ragged and raw throat, ripped apart by the screams no one to seemed hear. Even without irrefutable proof, Windsor Creame, newly dubbed the "agony uncle" and pushed "over the edge by the ceaseless accusations of answer ineptitude", was the obvious choice. However, several friends and family of Windsor believe him to be innocent, and at the wrong place at the wrong time.
-'''Citations''': [[Bavarian Creame]], [[Folktown Records]]
+'''Citations''': [[Bavarian Creame]], [[Folktown Records]].
 --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 18:42, 27 Aug 2004 (EDT)