Ghyll:Aelfants - Revision history

Morbus Iff: Linkifying Pachyderms.

2005-09-09T14:03:44Z

Linkifying Pachyderms.

Morbus Iff: Reformatting, minor spelling correction.

2005-04-22T13:11:43Z

Reformatting, minor spelling correction.

Undrhil: Just a comment concerning Aelfants.

2005-04-22T01:34:56Z

Just a comment concerning Aelfants.

Jcowan: Scholarly comment

2005-02-01T18:30:49Z

Scholarly comment

Jcowan: Jcowan boldly bolds the first appearance of every article name in the corresponding article.

2005-01-29T03:35:43Z

Jcowan boldly bolds the first appearance of every article name in the corresponding article.

Jcowan: copy editing

2004-09-24T12:52:38Z

copy editing

Morbus Iff: Added a missing phantom; corrected spelling.

2004-09-10T13:14:42Z

Added a missing phantom; corrected spelling.

Ginestre: changed commercial with sales

2004-09-10T08:46:48Z

changed commercial with sales

Ginestre: typo

2004-09-10T04:51:08Z

typo

Ginestre: slipping the oar in to stir things up

2004-09-10T04:49:28Z

slipping the oar in to stir things up

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-'''Aelfants''' are the unfortunate outcome of a tryst betwixt [[Pyxie]] and pachyderm.  It is a little known fact that [[Pyxie]]s, when intoxicated on fermented [[Fefferberry]] wine, will begin to shapeshift and become quite randy.  They are responsible for most of the legends of halfbreeds and man-monsters that have come down to us from long ago. Alas, as the Aelfants' time has passed and their numbers have grown ever smaller, the few remaining Aelfants have retreated further and further west into the protective shadow of the two great [[Alezanians|Alezanian]] spires.  They have fled the inhabited [[Evesque Valley]] never to be seen again.
+'''Aelfants''' are the unfortunate outcome of a tryst betwixt [[Pyxie]] and [[pachyderm]].  It is a little known fact that [[Pyxie]]s, when intoxicated on fermented [[Fefferberry]] wine, will begin to shapeshift and become quite randy.  They are responsible for most of the legends of halfbreeds and man-monsters that have come down to us from long ago. Alas, as the Aelfants' time has passed and their numbers have grown ever smaller, the few remaining Aelfants have retreated further and further west into the protective shadow of the two great [[Alezanians|Alezanian]] spires.  They have fled the inhabited [[Evesque Valley]] never to be seen again.
 '''Citations:''' [[Fefferberry]], [[Pyxie]].
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 It's diatribes like this that make me glad I'm a ''neutral'' scholar.  --[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 13:30, 1 Feb 2005 (EST)
-I have seen an Aelfant once in my life.  A few years ago, I was out doing research and I heard a stomping sound.  I thought it was just a pachyderm, but it was actually an Aelfant.  It was a very splendid thing to see, indeed.  I now believe that I was doing my research close to Qwentyth's garden, since the Aelfant I saw was also emerald colored. --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 21:34, 21 Apr 2005 (EDT)
+I have seen an Aelfant once in my life.  A few years ago, I was out doing research and I heard a stomping sound.  I thought it was just a [[pachyderm]], but it was actually an Aelfant.  It was a very splendid thing to see, indeed.  I now believe that I was doing my research close to Qwentyth's garden, since the Aelfant I saw was also emerald colored. --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 21:34, 21 Apr 2005 (EDT)

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 Most people don't believe Aelfants truly exist, but I've seen one with my own two eyes.  Just outside my garden, a few years back.  I'll never forget that mighty beast's glowing, emerald hide. I know most researchers are told to leave themselves out of the story, but I'm too old for that trefk.  They can shove that "passive voice" nonsense right up an Aelfant's backside. --[[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] 21:50, 2 Sep 2004 (EDT)
-Are you sure you weren't as drunk as your precious [[Pyxie]] friends? --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 21:46, 3 Sep 2004 (EDT)
+: Are you sure you weren't as drunk as your precious [[Pyxie]] friends? --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 21:46, 3 Sep 2004 (EDT)
-Morbus, if this weren't a serious scholarly work, I'd have to call you out as the worst, misbegotten, slope-browed, slack-jawed, knuckle-dragging excuse for a "researcher" I've ever seen, for that libelous statement you just made about me.  However, as this '''is''' a work of scholarly research, I shall forgoe any mention of your questionable parentage and not stoop to your level of character assassination.  --[[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] 00:57, 5 Sep 2004 (EDT)
+: Morbus, if this weren't a serious scholarly work, I'd have to call you out as the worst, misbegotten, slope-browed, slack-jawed, knuckle-dragging excuse for a "researcher" I've ever seen, for that libelous statement you just made about me.  However, as this '''is''' a work of scholarly research, I shall forgoe any mention of your questionable parentage and not stoop to your level of character assassination.  --[[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] 00:57, 5 Sep 2004 (EDT)
 I prefer not to exacerbate situations such as this, but I have to state the fact that [[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] has been a consumer of my [[fefferberry]] wine (made from my patented Frippen Fefferberries). --[[User:Pixel|Eric Vitiello]] 17:55, 7 Sep 2004 (EDT)
-And some fine hooch it is Eric.  I ain't never said I don't imbibe on occasion, but Morbus there was questioning my ability as a researcher, and that I won't have. --[[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] 21:56, 9 Sep 2004 (EDT)
+: And some fine hooch it is Eric.  I ain't never said I don't imbibe on occasion, but Morbus there was questioning my ability as a researcher, and that I won't have. --[[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] 21:56, 9 Sep 2004 (EDT)
-Eric, it was bad enough you patenting the damn berries (I shall refrain from referring what local lads here say of "Justice" Coulson) without finding overt sales plugs slipped into the Encyclopedia on the sly. There are no commercial breaks in research!<br>Now, pass the bottle, Qwentyth... --[[User:Ginestre|Ginestre]] 00:49, 10 Sep 2004 (EDT)
+: Eric, it was bad enough you patenting the damn berries (I shall refrain from referring what local lads here say of "Justice" Coulson) without finding overt sales plugs slipped into the Encyclopedia on the sly. There are no commercial breaks in research!<br>Now, pass the bottle, Qwentyth... --[[User:Ginestre|Ginestre]] 00:49, 10 Sep 2004 (EDT)
-It's diatribes like this that make me glad I'm a ''neutral'' scholar.  --[[User:Jcowan|Jcowan]] 13:30, 1 Feb 2005 (EST)
+It's diatribes like this that make me glad I'm a ''neutral'' scholar.  --[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 13:30, 1 Feb 2005 (EST)
-I have seen an Aelfant once in my life.  A few years ago, I was out doing research and I heard a stomping sound.  I thought it was just a pachyderm, but it was actually an Aelfant.  It was a very splendid thing to see, indeed.  I now believe that I was doing my research close to Quentyth's garden, since the Aelfant I saw was also emerald colored. --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 21:34, 21 Apr 2005 (EDT)
+I have seen an Aelfant once in my life.  A few years ago, I was out doing research and I heard a stomping sound.  I thought it was just a pachyderm, but it was actually an Aelfant.  It was a very splendid thing to see, indeed.  I now believe that I was doing my research close to Qwentyth's garden, since the Aelfant I saw was also emerald colored. --[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 21:34, 21 Apr 2005 (EDT)

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	It's diatribes like this that make me glad I'm a ''neutral'' scholar. --[[User:Jcowan\|Jcowan]] 13:30, 1 Feb 2005 (EST)		It's diatribes like this that make me glad I'm a ''neutral'' scholar. --[[User:Jcowan\|Jcowan]] 13:30, 1 Feb 2005 (EST)
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		+	I have seen an Aelfant once in my life. A few years ago, I was out doing research and I heard a stomping sound. I thought it was just a pachyderm, but it was actually an Aelfant. It was a very splendid thing to see, indeed. I now believe that I was doing my research close to Quentyth's garden, since the Aelfant I saw was also emerald colored. --[[User:Undrhil\|Trousle Undrhil]] 21:34, 21 Apr 2005 (EDT)

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	Eric, it was bad enough you patenting the damn berries (I shall refrain from referring what local lads here say of "Justice" Coulson) without finding overt sales plugs slipped into the Encyclopedia on the sly. There are no commercial breaks in research!<br>Now, pass the bottle, Qwentyth... --[[User:Ginestre\|Ginestre]] 00:49, 10 Sep 2004 (EDT)		Eric, it was bad enough you patenting the damn berries (I shall refrain from referring what local lads here say of "Justice" Coulson) without finding overt sales plugs slipped into the Encyclopedia on the sly. There are no commercial breaks in research!<br>Now, pass the bottle, Qwentyth... --[[User:Ginestre\|Ginestre]] 00:49, 10 Sep 2004 (EDT)
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		+	It's diatribes like this that make me glad I'm a ''neutral'' scholar. --[[User:Jcowan\|Jcowan]] 13:30, 1 Feb 2005 (EST)

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−	Aelfants are the unfortunate outcome of a tryst betwixt [[Pyxie]] and pachyderm. It is a little known fact that [[Pyxie]]s, when intoxicated on fermented [[Fefferberry]] wine, will begin to shapeshift and become quite randy. They are responsible for most of the legends of halfbreeds and man-monsters that have come down to us from long ago. Alas, as the Aelfants' time has passed and their numbers have grown ever smaller, the few remaining Aelfants have retreated further and further west into the protective shadow of the two great [[Alezanians\|Alezanian]] spires. They have fled the inhabited [[Evesque Valley]] never to be seen again.	+	'''Aelfants''' are the unfortunate outcome of a tryst betwixt [[Pyxie]] and pachyderm. It is a little known fact that [[Pyxie]]s, when intoxicated on fermented [[Fefferberry]] wine, will begin to shapeshift and become quite randy. They are responsible for most of the legends of halfbreeds and man-monsters that have come down to us from long ago. Alas, as the Aelfants' time has passed and their numbers have grown ever smaller, the few remaining Aelfants have retreated further and further west into the protective shadow of the two great [[Alezanians\|Alezanian]] spires. They have fled the inhabited [[Evesque Valley]] never to be seen again.

	'''Citations:''' [[Fefferberry]], [[Pyxie]].		'''Citations:''' [[Fefferberry]], [[Pyxie]].

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 Most people don't believe Aelfants truly exist, but I've seen one with my own two eyes.  Just outside my garden, a few years back.  I'll never forget that mighty beast's glowing, emerald hide. I know most researchers are told to leave themselves out of the story, but I'm too old for that trefk.  They can shove that "passive voice" nonsense right up an Aelfant's backside. --[[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] 21:50, 2 Sep 2004 (EDT)
-Are you sure you weren't as drunk as your precious Pyxie friends? --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 21:46, 3 Sep 2004 (EDT)
+Are you sure you weren't as drunk as your precious [[Pyxie]] friends? --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 21:46, 3 Sep 2004 (EDT)
 Morbus, if this weren't a serious scholarly work, I'd have to call you out as the worst, misbegotten, slope-browed, slack-jawed, knuckle-dragging excuse for a "researcher" I've ever seen, for that libelous statement you just made about me.  However, as this '''is''' a work of scholarly research, I shall forgoe any mention of your questionable parentage and not stoop to your level of character assassination.  --[[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] 00:57, 5 Sep 2004 (EDT)
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 I prefer not to exaserbate situations such as this, but I have to state the fact that [[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] has been a consumer of my [[fefferberry]] wine (made from my patented Frippen Fefferberries). --[[User:Pixel|Eric Vitiello]] 17:55, 7 Sep 2004 (EDT)
-And some fine hooch it is Eric.  I aint never said I don't imbibe on occaision, but Morbus there was questioning my ability as a researcher, and that I won't have. --[[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] 21:56, 9 Sep 2004 (EDT)
+And some fine hooch it is Eric.  I aint never said I don't imbibe on occasion, but Morbus there was questioning my ability as a researcher, and that I won't have. --[[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] 21:56, 9 Sep 2004 (EDT)
-Eric, it was bad enough you patenting the damn berries (I shall refrain from referring what local lads here say of "Justice" Coulson) without finding overt sales plugs slipped into the Encyclopedia  on the sly. There are no commercial breaks in research! <br>
+Eric, it was bad enough you patenting the damn berries (I shall refrain from referring what local lads here say of "Justice" Coulson) without finding overt sales plugs slipped into the Encyclopedia  on the sly. There are no commercial breaks in research!<br>Now, pass the bottle, Qwentyth... --[[User:Ginestre|Ginestre]] 00:49, 10 Sep 2004 (EDT)

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	And some fine hooch it is Eric. I aint never said I don't imbibe on occaision, but Morbus there was questioning my ability as a researcher, and that I won't have. --[[User:Qwentyth Pyre\|Qwentyth Pyre]] 21:56, 9 Sep 2004 (EDT)		And some fine hooch it is Eric. I aint never said I don't imbibe on occaision, but Morbus there was questioning my ability as a researcher, and that I won't have. --[[User:Qwentyth Pyre\|Qwentyth Pyre]] 21:56, 9 Sep 2004 (EDT)
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		+	It was bad enough you patenting the damn berries (I shall refrain from referring what local lads here say of "Justice" Coulson) without finding overt commercial plugs slipped into the Encyclopedia on the sly. There are no commercial breaks in research! <br>
		+	Now, pass the bottle, Qwentyth...
		+	--[[User:Ginestre\|Ginestre]] 00:49, 10 Sep 2004 (EDT)