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This page is for discussing Round 3 of Ghyll, currently scheduled to begin January 2006.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Should there be a Round 3?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Are you interested? Would you play? What (rules, date, style, etc.) should change? What makes you unhappy with the current state of play? I've had every intent to keep the Ghyll Lexicon going as long as there are players (and perhaps longer) - in the absence of them, I'd probably move on to other (slower, less regular) products such as a Ghyll game deadtree book (&amp;quot;Poor Ghyllians Almanac&amp;quot; is the most popular choice at the moment, though that, honestly, is years away). Some folks have been debating privately whether to stop playing, and their dissatisfaction partly comes from the quality of phantoms being produced (and thus, needing to be written). What sort of phantoms and entries do you prefer to write? --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 09:08, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:What about introducing some kind of collaboration to the game? Sometimes, it would be useful to get more than one viewpoint brought in beforehand. For example, if you had actually &amp;quot;interviewed&amp;quot; me about the [[Order of Mnerr]], to make it a bit more collaborative. There is a limit past which I don't want to press, because I'm afraid of stepping on someone else's toes. I don't know if that's just me, or if other people similarly are hesitant to take on certain things on their own. I'd also like to see a collegial discussion forum that could allow scholars to pose questions to their colleagues. There's a bit of it in some of the appended scholarly comments, but a central forum might develop some life if some interaction between scholars became more a part of the system.  --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 17:22, 21 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::Hmm. There's nothing, ultimately, stopping this sort of thing from happening *right now*. I think the logistics of it (integration as opposed to collegial discussion), however (specifically, getting other players to respond in a timely, and quality, manner) are a bit too complicated to make it &amp;quot;official&amp;quot;. As I'm sure you can see from the RecentChanges, some players do everything on Friday, some jot notes early, some come outta nowhere, leave their final and only edit, and then disappear for months. As for collegial discussion, there was a bit of that out-of-turn, per se, at [[Encyclopedants Progress Report 26]]. Are you proposing, perhaps, some sort of Inn/Tavern-ish meeting? Perhaps a Scholars-only Bulletin Board? (Bulletin boards do exist publically and in-game - see [[Karcist League]], for example, so it wouldn't be an oddity or breakage...) --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 17:52, 21 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I would have liked to have been around for the [[Encyclopedants Progress Report 26]].  Some little bulletin board kind of thing where the scholars can unite in character for some banter (friendly or not) would be quite well received, at least by me.  --[[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]] 01:03, 26 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::I agree.  I'm not looking to ''force'' collaboration at any point, but some benefits might arise if some things could be worked out that way.  (I actually wanted to see what someone else would do with the [[Order of Mnerr|Order]], otherwise, I wouldn't have phantomed it.)  Something that exists at the top level and that encourages everyone to contribute and to exchange messages, perhaps.  Right now, I would feel uncomforatble adding something to the '''navigation''' sidebar myself, even if it's okay.  That sort of thing probably needs to come from &amp;quot;on high.&amp;quot; --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 12:03, 22 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, what if someone were to start periodic postings of articles published in [[Quester and Phorrus]] or [[Folktown Records]], for example?  Rather than being a static entry, there would, instead, be an ongoing list of what is being published (or submitted for publication) and an opportunity for some intertwining of writing.  Things could be linked to the encyclopedia, but it might also provide an opportunity for a different kind of writing. --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 12:03, 22 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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I hereby proclaim to all of Ghyll proper that I am addicted to this game and the knowledge in the encyclopedia.  I would love to continue to contribute to this world as long as creative souls inhabit it. --[[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]] 15:04, 22 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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I just realized I never posted a resounding YES in answer to this question. So, [resounding]YES![/resounding] --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 00:31, 23 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Missing Gamemaster?===&lt;br /&gt;
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I have good news and bad news: I'm pregnant. That's the good news. The bad news is that Ghyll, and my &amp;quot;gamemastering&amp;quot; of it will be taking a back seat to that pregnancy. This presents a bit of a problem for me: Round 3 will be about 75% finished by the time the baby arrives. What I don't want to happen is that last 25% to be unintegrated - without fact checking, or Indices modification ([[Encyclopedant Calendar|timeline]], [[WhoIsWho|who's who]], etc., etc.) I'd much rather NOT do a R3 if it's gonna die a horrible death 75% of the way through. I'm looking for suggestions. --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 18:50, 1 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:From my standpoint, not knowing too much about the inner workings of wiki and how to format pages, I think I would have trouble if I had to add the consequences of my entry (people, places, dates) into [[WhoIsWho]], [[WhereIsWhere]], and the [[Encyclopedant Calendar|Timeline]].  However, I have noticed that you've got some skilled Encyclopedants working under you, Morb.  [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]], [[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]], and others might be able to interim admin if you asked them real nice, especially since they'd have plenty of time to get ready before you inevitably leave us.  And if not, there are other options, like an accelerated round, or Ghyll taking a sabbatical with you.  --[[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]] 18:32, 5 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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::First of all, Congratulations, Morbus. Do you '''''want''''' to suspend Ghyll at that point, or do you want it to move on? If you want others to take on some of the editing/checking responsibilities, you should set up an Encyclopedants Committee who will take on those tasks. --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 16:32, 7 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::It has always been my intention for Ghyll to live a long life. So, I would hate if my inevitable leaving caused Ghyll to &amp;quot;die&amp;quot;, in the sense of no further updates to it. I do have every intention of returning to Ghyll in my normal glory once my available time returns to full sanity. Of course, I have absolutely no control over that: it could be six months after the birth, it could be six years. No flippin' idea. I've never played Baby: The Coddling before. My concern is, largely, the ''integrity'' of Ghyll whilst I'm gone. I hesitate to give more grandeur to them then necessary, but I do see the Indices as one of the more powerful ways to curb errors, in regards to dates and locations. With all the work put into them now, I'm a little nervous about letting them &amp;quot;maintain themselves&amp;quot;, as it were, without the anal attention to detail I've put into them. So, the answer, I guess, is: I want Ghyll to move on without me, but only if it receives the gamemaster-y attention it deserves. If it doesn't receive that gamemaster-y attention that I (perhaps erroneously) think is necessary for it's integrity, I'd rather let it be suspended than slighted. --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 16:49, 7 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:As for replacement gamemasters, the two who have been with Ghyll the longest, Sbp and Jcowan, are interminably busy and can't commit to something that far in advance. Which leads me more to a &amp;quot;no Round 3 since it'll suffer in the end&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;aaah, it'll all work out, right?&amp;quot; I'm also &amp;quot;up in the air&amp;quot; about a &amp;quot;speed round&amp;quot;, with it ending months BEFORE the baby arrives. Either way, it still means a Round 4 without me, which brings up back to the same problem: gamemaster or suspend? --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 16:49, 7 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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::How about making the next Round an [[Orthogonality]] round?  Say Round 3 is about [[Xurient]] rather than Ghyll.  And Morbus plays only a standard role from the outset.  Whoever is (are) going to take over the GM duties does those things.  That way, if it goes wrong, it doesn't seriously impact on the established canon, and can perhaps even be excised if necessary.  And if it works, then we've built more about Xurient and its relationship to Ghyll proper. --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 15:07, 8 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::I like this &amp;quot;Xurient&amp;quot; idea for it allows those of us who desire to continue in this game to do so but it also creates a body of work that can be drastically edited or excised (if necessary) without &amp;quot;harming&amp;quot; the canon that has been created under the supervision of Morbus.  I am a bit confused, however, with orthogonalities - isn't the Xurient simply a region very far away from the Folktown/Iganefta region which has been the main basis for the game?  I thought &amp;quot;Ghyll&amp;quot; was the name of the world.  Or are you saying that &amp;quot;Ghyll&amp;quot; is one world and &amp;quot;Xurient&amp;quot; is an entirely differnet world???  yes, there are many entries I have not read, and some I have read yet not understood - so if this whole time we've been dealing with multiple worlds that is news to me.  --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 15:22, 14 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Between Rounds==&lt;br /&gt;
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The following was hammered out during R1--&amp;gt;R2. They'd still apply.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Allow a rest period between rounds===&lt;br /&gt;
* Write up in-game &amp;quot;End of Year&amp;quot; reports.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Take a break and collect your thoughts.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mad-edit anything that needs to.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Allow scholars to revamp previous round's entries===&lt;br /&gt;
* Edit ANY entry for clarity and collection.&lt;br /&gt;
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* No dibbing on edits; if necc. mad-edits are collaborative.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Proposed Rule Changes==&lt;br /&gt;
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===No restrictions on 3 entry citations===&lt;br /&gt;
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A player should be able to cite three of any entries in one's citations, not necessarily two phantoms and one finished entry as is the case now. We'd still have to abide by the &amp;quot;don't cite yourself&amp;quot; restriction. The ONLY thing this proposed rule changes is the ''type'' of citations you have to make, not the number. You'd still have to write an entry that has three official citations not your own. Whether those citations are three existing entries, two existing entries and one phantom, three phantoms, or what have you, would no longer matter. You'd still have the ability to generate one new phantom a turn, it'd just be by choice, as opposed to forced.&lt;br /&gt;
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YEA: [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]], [[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]], [[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]], [[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]], [[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]], [[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Writing phantoms first is no longer required===&lt;br /&gt;
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One should be able to write any entry under the particular turn letter, not necessarily filling in all the phantoms before creating new entries. (This partially coincides with the next rule as well, but ultimately strives to make the playing experience more enjoyable: there's no love in being forced to write an entry you've no interest in.) --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 12:54, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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YEA: [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]], [[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]], [[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]], [[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Just as long as some phantoms still do get defined. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 01:27, 17 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:With this rule in place, it becomes player choice, not an enforceable rule. If other players (or you yourself) want to define an existing phantom for the current letter, you can. Alternatively, if you wanted to create a brand new term entry each and every turn, this rule would allow that as well. --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 10:59, 18 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::But if everybody always writes new entries, and nobody ever writes phantoms, that's a bad thing. I dunno, I have mixed feelings about this one. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 12:47, 18 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::I share your concern but, ultimately, I think it won't be an issue. If worse comes to worse I, being the GM, will fill in phantoms should the need arise. But, honestly, that's not a forced march of any kind: there are a number of phantoms I'm quite interested in defining. From your own standpoint, do you see yourself defining phantoms on occasion? --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 13:32, 18 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Most certainly. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 18:22, 18 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::I would suggest establishing a threshold number of phantoms for a particular letter below which one need not be forced to write an undesirable entry.  Say, for example, if there are two or fewer phantoms remaining, you can instead choose to write something other than a phantomed entry.  This way, everyone is always afforded a choice, while existing phantoms are not completely ignored either.  Setting out the phantoms for others to write is a key element of the interconnectedness of the game (at least, as I understand it).  The other suggestion I'd offer would be to set an additional requirement (incoporating additional phantoms or entries, perhaps) on any player selected free entries. --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 13:19, 22 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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I just changed my vote. Phantoms are too important a part of the game. They're the thread that ties it into a web and they make things so much more interesting, when you have to write some article you never otherwise would. Not that my single vote's going to make much of a difference against everyone else. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 00:23, 23 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Not to jump on the bandwagon (or [[trundle cart]], as the case may be), but Dfaran has a point, damnit.  When I dibbed [[Absolute Erasure]], it was because I wanted to contribute, and I couldn't fathom, under the Rule of X, to create my own entry under ''any'' letter in the alphabet.  And when I began researching the facts surrounding the Erasure, I found out that the phantom I chose was wove so tightly into the world of Ghyll that the entry became an absolute joy to write.  Perhaps also, a joy to read, as it became my first and only Spotlighted entry.  There are still a ''lot'' of undefined phantoms, and a ''lot'' of them are integral to the world of Ghyll as we know it.  Things like [[Perky]], [[Dulalian Empire]], [[Umlaut Tea]], and [[Palace of Lost Souls]] are very important parts of Ghyll, and I'm surprised to see that they've been passed by--some of them twice.  I guess what I'm trying to say is, go ahead and enact this rule if you wish, but then you'll have me filling in all these phantoms and, well, that could get messy.  --[[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]] 00:49, 26 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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One solution I've just thought of is, perhaps before we get started with Round 3, every scholar gets the chance to define any ONE phantom they wish.  What do you think?  --[[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]] 21:42, 30 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:While I don't have an objection to this, I don't see what it accomplishes for us.  I suppose you could just as easily give everyone one free dib on the current phantom set, so that scholars could stake out a particular item they want to address in the new Round.  But it doesn't seem that useful to me to be worth bothering with. --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 11:38, 1 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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===No entries solely about people, groups, or places===&lt;br /&gt;
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Ban creating entries, even of currently phantomed entries, that are either people, groups, or places. We have way too many of those types of entries already, and banning them would force people to be more creative. --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 12:54, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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YEA: [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]], [[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]], [[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]], [[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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If we don't write about People, Groups, and Places what do you have in mind? --[[User: Nikos of Ant| Nikos of Ant]] 15:19, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Actually, there's an awful lot. This rule only restricts the creation of ''entire'' entries about people - so, no one would be able to define [[Baby Alek]], but they could certainly continue to talk about the Baby Alek courtcase, or transcribe the court proceedings, or talk about the chemical process that cut him up into all those little pieces. You'd still be able to talk about people, groups, and places ''in the course of your entry on something else'', they just wouldn't be the crux of the entry itself. Take a look at all the entries for A. Out of 35 entries, only roughly half are ''named'' for a person, place, or group. --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 15:33, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I'd like to phase this in by disallowing new phantoms that are proper nouns, but still allowing existing proper-noun phantoms to be written.  --[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 15:49, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::I concur with [[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]]. I think existing phantoms should still be allowed to be defined, but limits on the generation of new phantoms can be used to steer the direction of the encyclopedia. Would it be useful to impose some limits on [[Special:Categories|categories]] for Round 3 as a way of accomplishing this? --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 13:29, 22 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I like this idea except that I don't think there have been all that many new places recently. In fact, I'd like to see the Ghyllian geography expand, myself. I'm all for banning people and groups, though. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 01:26, 17 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::Out of curiosity: what will that solve? Or, &amp;quot;just because&amp;quot;? --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 10:30, 17 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::More geography? I just don't think we're at a point where we don't need new places, that's all. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 22:31, 17 Sep 2005 (EDT) &lt;br /&gt;
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::::I tend to disagree, but that's OK. I think the creation of new places, currently, fractures Ghyll further, making it harder to talk about politics, practices, and history that ''matter'', and actually have a lasting effect to other players and future entries. Creating a new place merely creates a separate pocket that has little to do with the rest of written Ghyll. --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 10:59, 18 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::The above rule stating, ''You'd still be able to talk about people, groups, and places &amp;quot;in the course of your entry on something else&amp;quot;, they just wouldn't be the crux of the entry itself'', is also not disallowing more ''geography'', just ''direct'' cites on places.  With this understanding it seems it &amp;quot;could&amp;quot; push many of us to new creativity, but of course, ultimate play enjoyablility and degree of well-written entries is still dependent upon who actually comes to ths site and plays. I would not, however, make it a ban on proper nouns - if that is the case then not even processes can be cited; for example [[Awal Shrinkage|Awal shrinkage]] is NOT a person, place or group, it is a process, but the ''name'' of this particular process '''is''' a ''proper noun''!  --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 10:23, 18 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Actually it isn't.  Awal shrinkage is named after Awal, and &amp;quot;Awal&amp;quot; is indeed a proper noun, but &amp;quot;Awal shrinkage&amp;quot; is a common (compound) noun. There is no reason why common nouns can't have proper nouns embedded in them:  consider &amp;quot;Bush&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;the Bush administration&amp;quot;.  Of course, &amp;quot;Awal Shrinkage&amp;quot;, the name of Madam Calvian's poodle (say), would be once again a proper noun.  --[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 15:06, 19 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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So what's the status of this new rule?  Apparently, since Morbus has YEA'd it, we will be integrating it in some form, but will we be able to define current proper noun phantoms first, or are we completely restricted from proper nouns altogether?  --[[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]] 18:16, 5 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:The rule will only apply to newly created phantoms - those that have been created in previous rounds are still in play, and thus, still definable as normal. I'll figure out someway to word this into the revised ruling when it's enacted. --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 20:07, 5 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Dib a new entry when you've finished your own===&lt;br /&gt;
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I would suggest revising the rules to allow a player to place a dib immediately once a current entry is completed.  This would encourage people to complete entries early in order to earn a dib.  Perhaps dibs could also be extended beyond the next letter in sequence, so if someone wanted to write an entry for a Q phantom and had some good ideas for it, they could stake their claim early on.  Alternatively, special dibs could be awarded either by acclaim by other encyclopedants or simply based on having an article chosen as a spotlight. --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 16:50, 21 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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YEA: [[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't like this idea. Some people write articles later rather than sooner because of busy schedules. Other sorts of special dibbing privilages sound unfair and a probable cause of confusion and unhappiness. Besides, part of the point of the game is having to write articles that you normally wouldn't and then coming up with something totally unexpected and interesting. At least, I feel that way. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 18:59, 21 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:While it would be nice, as [[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] said, to reward such creativity that merits a Spotlight entry, seeing my entry for [[Absolute Erasure]] mentioned on the main page made me proud enough that I don't need a special dib.  Plus, just today did my internet finally get reconnected after I had gone nearly two weeks without the wonderful world of Ghyll, so one must take that into account.  Prolificness does not equal profoundness. --[[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]] 15:01, 22 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, this is a pretty big change to suggest and probably Morbus will be no-ing it as soon as he sees it, but what if for round three we started at turn Z and went back to turn A? The reason being, I've noticed the last couple of turns started with lots of players at the beginning of the round and then slowly lost them here and there until by turn Z we were only producing a few articles a turn. If we reverse the order, then it stands to reason there will be a lot more Z articles and only a few more A articles, balancing things out. Then again, the english language supports words that begin with letters at the beginning of the alphabet much more than it does all those Xs and Ws and Zs at the end, and there aren't as many (or, as a matter of fact, any at all) Z phantoms right now. So, any thoughts? --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 20:52, 30 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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YEA: [[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]], [[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]], [[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] (start at P)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;NAY: [[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I've also heard of Lexicons where everyone started at a different place (like the first letter of the player's last name) and then everyone progresses from their own start point.  Here, everyone stays together in a cohort, which is fine.  But getting that startup bulge (I've noticed it as well) in a different part of the alphabet would be a good thing.  Starting at Z and going backward might put too much of a challenge (no Z, Y, X or V phantoms currently) at the beginning and thereby scare people off.  How about starting somewhere in the middle of the alphabet?  Or, even better, start with whatever letter has the most phantoms.  (It looks like that would be P, which has 16 phantoms.)  I'd be happy with either approach. --[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]] 11:28, 1 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Starting with P might be a good idea, actually. I'm for it. --[[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]] 15:50, 1 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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::That sounds too complicated for me. If we're going to do this, we should keep it in SOME form of logical order that everyone knows ahead of time.--[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 19:52, 1 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::I know that I haven't contributed to Ghyll since back in F or so.. but that is exactly Snood's point. It is true that the Ghyllian dictionary is a little &amp;quot;bottom heavy&amp;quot;. For what it's worth, I like Snood's idea. --[[User:Larj Zyquon|Larj Zyquon]] 11:14, 6 December 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::I didn't come up with the idea, [[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran]] did.  I'm just a hanger-on.  --[[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]] 12:56, 6 December 2005 (EST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: added the Grommies (shoulda STARTED with 'em!)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==An Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Iganefta''', the name brings to mind so much.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea are the southernmost 'civilized' settlements on Ghyll,&amp;quot; so says a travel brochure, but the younger twin ([[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]]) is actually found in the west.  Iganefta-on-the-Sea is a unique abode and is dealt with in its own entry of this most useful publication.  It is Iganefta proper that will be dealt with in these pages.  Most famous as the southern terminus of the [[Cataract Road]], Iganefta is a brisk two lele walk from the [[Azura Mines]] and a mere 120 [[lele]] east of the infamous mountaineering challenge, [[Mount Yurch]]. In fact, Iganefta has hosted so many ill-fated expeditions to Mount Yurch that the locals often refer to it as The Grim Mr. Yurch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta has been called a &amp;quot;City of Settlements&amp;quot; by her native scholars due to the inclusive nature of her growth. The original &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; has existed since at least -400 [[EC]] though records of the general area during that time are scant and somewhat vague. Iganefta has grown steadily since her founding, swallowing smaller settlements, often without their consent. It has been suggested by certain hyper-conservative political wags that, at the current rate of encroachment, the roughly 30 lele of rough terrain between Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea will vanish in a few short years. &lt;br /&gt;
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Originally Iganefta was a loose confederation of settlements (Iganefta Settlement being the largest) but, in the year -260 [[EC]], [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]] took control of the already established Iganefta Council and declared himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta. At first there was a bit of resistance to his new ideas for governance, but since Lord Glosfordshier had already started the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company, the political winds quickly blew elsewhere. After his successful succession to the Lord-Mayorship, he promptly ordered the construction of a &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot; by the sea, this became known as Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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Today Iganefta is known far and wide as the Belly-Jewel of the South.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Politics==&lt;br /&gt;
The ruling body politic of Iganefta is the '''Council of Lords'''.  Prior to the coming of Lord Glosfordshier, the Council of Iganefta was ruled by a conglomeration of Theophanes, Sub-Theophanes and Counters who were selected from the then existent Settlements.  These men and women came from the nobility accustomed to a life of leadership and leisure; their education was comprised mostly of battle training, spitting contests, and the two degrees of counting (important for land-owners at that time).  They lived on estates which were attached to one or another of the Settlements.  Manor life during this period included such activities as puking, spitting, fielding, and managering.  It was the Despot Glosfordshier who inaugerated the office of Lord-Mayor which survives to this day, but whereas it once held great power, today the Lord-Mayor is relegated to opening the summertime Free Fair and presiding over municipal banquets.  The office also has, for the reigning royal family, the fringe benefit of holding the herald of the [[Furious Apple]] (a perk for those with a thing for heraldic devices).  &lt;br /&gt;
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The defensive force behind the Council of Lords is the city guard known far and wide as the [[Pickers|'''Iganeftan Pickers''']] who march under the banner of the Furious Apple.  The men behind the apple have been seen on many a battlefield during the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]]. The pride which this appellation has created in the troops has become so ingrained in Iganeftan consciousness that the name continues to survive today, carried proudly by the local Iganeftan bindlet ball team. Even the accusation that the entire Conflict is merely a trade war instituted by the [[Grommies]] to keep high the prices of [[Altoxian Bulb|Altoxian Bulb stock]] has not diminished the renown of Iganeftan mercenary troops. &lt;br /&gt;
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The people of Iganefta can be distinguished by classes: '''nobles''' being one and &amp;quot;upper&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''Adrizian'''&amp;quot; being another, of course, the majority of folk belong to the '''working class''', the '''lower class''', and least of all, the '''outclassed'''.  Of note amongst the people of Iganefta is the [[Grommies|House Grommie]] and the person of Thureau Grommie (currently the most powerful person in town).&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Law==&lt;br /&gt;
The legal system of Iganefta is recognizable in other towns and villages even though it has been uniquely influenced by the personal tastes of Lord Glosfordshier.  The introduction and import, in –207 [[EC]], of the Codex RealAxe also has played a part in the development of Iganeftan legal practice. Street justice still reigns supreme but the more elite inhabitants do have access to the local Adjudicator, Protector, and Persecutor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Economic Significance==&lt;br /&gt;
As the Southernmost end-point of the Cataract Road, Iganefta is afforded countless economic opportunities that lesser cities are denied. Iganefta's size, wealth and location make it an ideal stop for ''[[DermPachyges]]'', which also enables this living, pulsing, growing metropolis to prosper beyond initial expectations. Iganefta is most famous as the birth-place of the [[Altoxian Bulb]] and, as such, has a thriving Altoxian Bulb industry. This is aided, of course, by the proximity of the Azura Mines, which provide the steadiest source of the bioluminescent gel which is the main ingredient in Altoxian Bulb creation.  The mines produce the raw material for much more than just bulbs - the most abundant ore is oooite, and ''[[DasMineGold]]'' continues to research other uses for the material.  This is a good thing as the bulb industry has also brought its share of problems to Iganefta, mainly in the form of the trade war between the Altoxian bulb makers and those of the Andelphracian Lights in the Evesque Valley - a trade war which many claim is part and parcel of the Conflict That Is Not Happening.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also a part of the trade-life of Iganefta is ''[[TransAvian]]''.  Though having its fair share of ups and downs, this fixture of Iganeftan life has proved (since -50 [[EC]]) to be a viable alternative to the pachyderm couriers.  Though the original shop has been sold off to the ''Gweddill Fluffett'' company, the new business is even now re-emerging as a trading force.  &lt;br /&gt;
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As far as the trade of tourism, an important company is the ''Mount Yurch Climbers''.  With advertisements throughout the countryside, it is said that thousands of tourists come to Iganefta every month presumably to climb the mountain, and Iganeftan tradesmen and merchants sell and barter millions of souvenirs.  Inhabitants of Iganefta, however, don't make the climb themselves; they look with scorn on the climbers, but are ever open to pocketing their ooo.  But even beyond the reach of Mr. Yurch is the reach of ''Grommetia Limited'', the family company of the Grommies.  This business includes the local casino, a theme park, and entertainment halls (and that is only within the boundaries of Iganefta proper).  The most well-known Grommie asset is the ''[[Iganefta Recorder]]'', the leading news journal of the greater Iganefta region.&lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta is also a leader in military technology. In addition to maintaining mercenary companies of various sizes and specialities, their development of [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] as a powerful weapon has brought quite a bit of renown to Iganeftan experimental laboratories. Currently, there are several projects in the works with the goal of refining Ball Lightning Liqueur into a self-contained incendiary. It is hoped that this will one day erase the stain on their reputation for having hosted the creator of the dreaded [[Gravion Process]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==The Trade War==&lt;br /&gt;
Begun in the -50s [[EC]] with the machinations of [[Meldersen]], the local trade war now is mainly between those who favor one or the other of the two primary sources of art'ficial lumination: Altoxian Bulbs and Andelphracian Lights.  Over time the divisions and the secret and not-so-secret pummelings that supporters and detractors have given each other has resulted in an increased military development.  Mercenary companies are now regularly maintained outside of Iganefta and numerous laboratories exist whose sole purpose is to develop new forms of buggery and ballyhoo, as well as develop a self-contained form of Ball Lightning Liqueur.  As to the connection between the Trade War and the Conflict That Is Not Happening, this is only speculation and a spur of contention between far too many for me to make any comments at this time. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Residents==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, Iganefta's most famous residents come from the Family Grommie, collectively known as the [[Grommies]]. The Grommie name first appears in Iganefta in -153 [[EC]] and the family currently owns Iganefta's only local news daily, the [[Iganefta Recorder]]. The most powerful Grommie residing in Iganefta today is Thureau Grommie, who received a family fortune amassed by his father and grandfather, Rikkard and Daffid Grommie, respectively. The family denies any connection to the more scurrilous history of smuggling associated with old money in Iganefta-on-the-Sea, and Thureau has the connections in the Iganefta government to make that the official history. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other well-known residents of Iganefta include: &lt;br /&gt;
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 Agwa Reeum: the infamous translator of the [[Grimporke Grimoire]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Doc Rockett]]: S. J. &amp;quot;Doc&amp;quot; Rockett was a highly successful and exceptionally prolific writer, best known for his works of popularized scholarship for the lay Ghyllian. Rocket moved to Iganefta with his family when he was three, but was so enamoured with the twin cities that he never left again; born -86 [[EC]], died -4 [[EC]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Godfroi Hasawithe]]: the &amp;quot;Sage of Nininger&amp;quot; was briefly a resident of the twin cities when he came to work for Baron James Horkmanifester where he learned and followed Horkmanifester's investment rules. Interestingly enough, his own fame eclipsed that of his mentor who is hardly ever mentioned outside of Hasawithe biographies. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Baron James Horkmanifester]]: Born in Iganefta-on-the-Sea, an eminent entrepreneur and founder of TransAvian; born -72 [[EC]], died 0 [[EC]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Harv Gretborn]]: the infamous theoalchemist and inventor whose creations include the Snotgun, the Fountain Spray, the Blue Ice, and, of course, his infamous Gravion Process. Gretborn's famous &amp;quot;invention laboratory&amp;quot; was roughly halfway between the twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Professor Altoxian]]: Inventor of the Altoxian Bulb. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Trung Tro Hampher]]: unsuccessful candidate for Lord-Mayor, and member of the [[Jinkees' Club]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Historical Figures''':&lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]]: original Lord-Mayor of Iganefta and High-Chairman of the Iganeftan Council. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Odgar IV|Rejah Odgar IV]]&lt;br /&gt;
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 The [[Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook|Wapsipinicon Family]]: Barb Sipin (Matriarch), Lord Earl - Second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, and Lady Nadia - Widow Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon (Third Lord-Mayor)&lt;br /&gt;
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 Lord Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
There is popular lore that in the prehistory of the late days of the Third Millenium BEC there lived a family named Iganefta.  In the year –2005 [[EC]] these Iganeftans came to a village named [[Zavinian House|Zavini]], recently constructed by a northern family by that same name.  For no known reason the Iganeftans murdered the Zavinis, began to live in their now deserted homes and renamed the village Iganefta.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Historically speaking, the &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; district of Iganefta is known to have existed since at least -400 [[EC]].  The City of Settlements in this 5th Century BEC was simply a loose confederation.&lt;br /&gt;
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By the Third Century BEC there were thirteen Settlements, which included Iganefta, Treadleville, and Aghquabamticook.  This &amp;quot;City&amp;quot; was ruled over by the Iganeftan Council, the Council whose Hall was built within the Settlement of Iganefta.  This City was not a peaceful place.  The Settlements had each their own soldiery, the noble families had their own guardsmen, and there were gangs of freemen (young and younger) who roamed the streets of the settlements; they were known and feared especially during the –270s and –260s.  There were, however, a few hopeful developments such as the election of [[Odgar IV]] to the post of rejah in an eastern settlement, but even though his presence did have some immediate effect on the peoples of his jurisdiction, it did not prevent the horror that would come.  It is said the inability of the Rejahs to affect said gangs and the ineptitude of the Iganeftan Council to get rid of them led to the –260 [[EC]] coup by Paul Glosford.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[''NOTICE: The following history of the Despot of Iganefta has only recently been released to the public; this is a result of assiduous research by many scholars using many resources, most important being the writings of [[York of Brahang]]; even unto -1 [[EC]] our peoples were used to the picture of Lord Glosfordshier as a pretty nice guy who was misunderstood by some crazy Safetyists, here follows a more truthful understanding of what really occurred: READER BEWARE'']&lt;br /&gt;
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The First Iganeftan Mercenary Company was established by Paul Glosford when he simply renamed his street gang.  His use of the thugs to take control of the Iganeftan Council resulted in momentous changes in the life of the City of Settlements, most importantly being that the majority of tween gangs were wiped out, a great number of yuet gangs were absorbed, and Glosford became head-honcho in the City of Settlements.&lt;br /&gt;
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Usually named ''Those Terrible Eight Years'' by local loremasters, the reign of Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier was highlighted by beatings, bleatings, murders, and cronyism.  Glosfordshier entitled himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  As to the Reign of Glosfordshier, he is mainly remembered for constructing his &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot;  and for remaking some of the prevailing political bodies in the Settlements, staffing them with his people from the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the Despot's reign, the nobles and the merchants each began conspiring against him.  The nobles did not want to lose their way of life, though their main aim was to reduce his power, not get rid of him.  The merchants, as history shows, had only one aim in mind: to kill the son of a grub!  After the matrimonial creation of the Wapsipinicon Family in –258 [[EC]], maneuvers against the Despot grew, but most were ineffectual.  It wasn’t until the merchant class had had enough of the Dictator that they joined together in an ad hoc '''Committee of Public Safety''' and murdered him, in –252 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With the Despot dead, the nobility and the merchants met and, after some discussion and not a few fights, came to create the Committee of Canons.  This committee, comprised of one-half nobleman and one-half merchant, worked for over six months to write a document that would both allow for the governing of the City of Settlements and allay any fears of future coups.  By –251 [[EC]] a new and revised '''''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples''''' was drafted and accepted.  It did not abolish all the changes which Glosford had instituted when he became the first Lord-Mayor, but it did modify and reduce the power that said Lord-Mayor would control.  The first Decree of the new Council was to elect Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon to the post of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  The second Decree was to dismember the now stinking corpse of Glosford and display large pieces of it in the thirteen Settlements as well as place his head in the Council Hall as an omen to any would-be dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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From -252 to -247 [[EC]] Wapsipinicon devoted his time to dealing with the corrupt practices of the guilds (made legal by Glosfordshier but not seen as very nice by Wapsipinicon), to calming various nobles who wanted to ignore the effects of Glosfordshier and begin the year –260 [[EC]] all over again, and to trying to do something with the Guards of Iganefta.  The -249 [[EC]] eruption of the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] allowed the Lord-Mayor to send the bored-and-ready-to-bite soldiery away (at least temporarily).  They marched under the banner of the Furious Apple (which was now symbol of the sitting royal family of Wapsipinicon) and sang songs to the Dictator Glosfordshier (who was dead).  The apple was so common a sight on the proud chests of mercenary troops during the Revolution in Threel that the Iganeftan soldiers became known as Pickers, short for &amp;quot;apple-pickers&amp;quot;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In –247 [[EC]] the Folktown-to-Iganefta Causeway was completed.  Wapsipinicon decided to take this moment to go on holiday in Iganefta-on-the-Sea; when he did, the Matriarch of the faimly took the reigns.  The Barb of Iganefta's most public enemy was Odgar IV, though she never referred to him as an enemy.  The Rejah was completely Folktown-centric and attempted to force new institutions upon Iganefta, but this never worked out.  It was while the Lord-Mayor was in Thungerbarg that Rejah Odgar claimed the Court and Parliament of Folktown as his source of authority, quite an odd claim for a man living in Iganefta!  After claiming the right to call upon the Folktown Militia, many wondered if a war between Iganefta and Folktown would ensue, but nothing ever came of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –239 [[EC]] Rejah Odgar died.  Much is ballyhooed about the &amp;quot;roving minstrel&amp;quot; who was the last to see the Rejah alive but to this day no one has ever gotten the minstrel's side of the story.  After the death, the two towns of Iganefta and Folktown went their unconnected ways.  The Council dismantled Odgar's Settlement courthouse and elected to quash the post of rejah from that Settlement altogether.  The entire Settlement was subsequently partitioned among its neighboring Settlements and its name was stricken from the Roll (hence its &amp;quot;nameless&amp;quot; status to this day).&lt;br /&gt;
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Even before the partitioning of the nameless settlement Wapsipinicon and the Council had seen neighborhood dissolvement.  In -240 [[EC]] the leaders of the suburb of [[Stindersgrough]] engaged in such a grand debacle that they chose to migrate out of the settlement and out of the jurisdiction of the whole city.  The leaders of the suburb, the families and all their homes, markets and outhouses were soon uprooted, beam by beam, brick by brick; and each month saw the &amp;quot;town&amp;quot; move farther and farther from Iganefta.  The people of Stindersgrough are even today still on the move.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –238 [[EC]], while Lord-Mayor Earl Wapsipinicon was again in Thungerbarg on holiday, he died.  The populace of Iganefta then elected his wife Nadia to the post of Lord-Mayor.  For the next five years Nadia Wapsipinicon served as leader to Iganefta furthering her husband’s name and was known as the Widow Lord-Mayor.&lt;br /&gt;
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By -190 [[EC]] the Council of Iganefta came to be known as the Council of Lords.&lt;br /&gt;
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In -103 [[EC]] Thoedore Aspic founded the Iganefta Recorder with a first printing of three copies.  This was soon eclipsed by a multiplication of its circulation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Long after the tumultuous times of the Despot another outbreak of violence shook Iganefta.  At the turn of the First Century BEC yet another Lord-Mayor turned despot, his name: Geoffrey Prepuce.  He had married into the influential Grommie Family, but apparently that was not enough.  Unfortunately, the normally peaceful folk of Iganefta rushed the Hall of the City in -99 [[EC]] and carried out Geoffrey Prepuce and burned him alive, meanwhile they also took the time to try his effigy for crimes against the people (whether this was by accident or purpose is simply not known).  This burning and trial may have been the reason behind the motivation for Izzimae Grommie's (Prepuce's wife) attempt to reach the top of Mount Yurch the following year. &lt;br /&gt;
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-93 [[EC]] saw the attempted &amp;quot;Cookery Crusade&amp;quot; of the Dreadhill Divers and the actual acquisition of the Iganefta Recorder by Daffid Grommie.  At this time the bourgoisie was rising as a class within City life and Daffid wanted to be part of it, he used the Recorder to open that door.&lt;br /&gt;
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From -74 [[EC]] to -64 [[EC]] the land was alive with the sound of rock removal, pebble padding, weed whacking, and the seemingly aimless shuffling of many feet - in other words: the sounds of the construction of the Cataract Roads.  This led, over time, to the growth of &amp;quot;way towns&amp;quot; beside established towns and villages.  These places came to include attractions, markets, and Bethany Brothels.  For Iganefta the Cataract meant growth in trade and tourism.&lt;br /&gt;
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The peoples of the greater Iganeftan area were astounded in -53 [[EC]] when a deceased James Jordan proved he was very much alive.  After more than a year sight unseen, he returned to Iganefta with a huge hork.  On the very day of his return he gained the monicker Horkmanifester.&lt;br /&gt;
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The -50s [[EC]] saw the coming of the Trade War between the makers of Altoxian Bulbs and Andelphracian Lights, though inocuous at first, the growing episodes of &amp;quot;lighting&amp;quot; attacks came to be a source of unnerve to the inhabitants of Iganefta.  This saw a reaction in the -40s [[EC]] as the local political life came to be seasoned with the likes of Trung Tro Hampher and S. J. &amp;quot;Doc&amp;quot; Rockett.  Colorful candidates and their energetic backers came to symbolize a lively society many of whose citizens were against the Trade War.  &lt;br /&gt;
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When in -45 [[EC]] the hole in the ground now known as the [[Azura Mines]] came to the light of day this caused a new kind of excitement.  Once the operations were under the management of [[DasMineGold]] more construction came to Iganefta - and an influx of mechanauts.  Even though DasMineGold owned the rights to mine the Azura Mines, this didn't stop many miners from setting up their own camps and digging into the earth hoping to find their own claim.&lt;br /&gt;
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The -30s [[EC]] saw the rise of Rikkard Grommie and the acquisition/construction of the local theme park and the entertainment halls.  The chain of Grommie casinos also padded the pockets of the House Grommie and those lucky enough to be in their sphere of influence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Good times came to a halt, however, when in -11 [[EC]] the [[Doggerel plague]] swept through the twin cities.  This horrible disease brought one of the darkest moments in living memory to Iganeftan history. When the first infected wandered in from the [[Cactus forests]], Iganefta was completely unprepared. Initially, the City Guard used the decidedly non-lethal [[Snotgun|snotgun]] in an attempt to subdue the rampaging horde of the infected, but when this proved ineffective, the Guard herded them all to the Bindlet Ball field for a game. The Pickers haven't been quite the same since. However, it was not a total loss, since the infected drank a suitable volume of Adlorst wine while watching the game not only boosting the local economy, but miraculously curing themselves of their affliction.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Historiographie==&lt;br /&gt;
:-400 EC: Iganefta Settlement came to be by at least this date&lt;br /&gt;
:-294 EC: Birth of Odgar IV (&amp;quot;''I've''&amp;quot;) &lt;br /&gt;
:-281 EC: Wakanpantricist Guard subdue the town of Thungerbarg near Plain of Brahang &lt;br /&gt;
:-280 EC: Birth of Paul Glosford &lt;br /&gt;
:-272 EC: Birth of Earl Wapsipin&lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: Odgar IV unexpectedly elected to post of rejah &lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: A young Paul Glosford rises to power in the Dead Crabbits gang &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Paul Glosford executes the take-over of the Iganeftan Council; takes on name Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier&lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC to -252 EC: '''Those Terrible Eight Years''' &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Construction of Iganefta-on-the-Sea is undertaken &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway is appointed Court Portraitist in the Court of Odgar IV&lt;br /&gt;
:-257 EC: Odgar IV's first round of Folktown reforms &lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinates the dictator Glosford&lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Canons writes a revised Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: the Constitution of the Settlement Peoples was accepted by the nobility and merchants&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: Earl Wapsipinicon elected as the new Lord-Mayor&lt;br /&gt;
:-250 EC: Construction of the Folktown to Iganefta Causeway &lt;br /&gt;
:-249 EC: the commencement of the Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution and the sending out the Iganeftan soldiery under the banner of the Furious Apple – the soldiery subsequently gained the name Pickers&lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Odgar IV's &amp;quot;Grand Declaration&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Ponce Gardening arrives in Iganefta-on-the-Sea &lt;br /&gt;
:-241 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway disappears and is presumed dead &lt;br /&gt;
:-240 EC: A quarrel with Iganefta ends in Stindersgrough being slowly ejaculated&lt;br /&gt;
:-207 EC: Importation of the Codex RealAxe&lt;br /&gt;
:-153 EC: the Grommie name appears in Iganefta records&lt;br /&gt;
:-103 EC: Founding of [[Iganefta Recorder]] by Thoedore Aspic&lt;br /&gt;
:-99 EC: the burning of Lord-Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce &amp;amp; trying of his effigy in court of law&lt;br /&gt;
:-74 EC to -64 EC: Construction of the Cataract Roads&lt;br /&gt;
:-50 [[EC]]: Founding of Iganeftan company [[TransAvian]]&lt;br /&gt;
:-45 EC: Discovery of the [[Azura Mines]]&lt;br /&gt;
:-11 EC: the Doggerel Plague hits Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]], [[Gravion Process]], [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]]&lt;br /&gt;
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First Edition by: --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 16:37, 9 Nov 2004 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Second Edition by: --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:24, 20 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==An Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Iganefta''', the name brings to mind so much.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea are the southernmost 'civilized' settlements on Ghyll,&amp;quot; so says a travel brochure, but the younger twin ([[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]]) is actually found in the west.  Iganefta-on-the-Sea is a unique abode and is dealt with in its own entry of this most useful publication.  It is Iganefta proper that will be dealt with in these pages.  Most famous as the southern terminus of the [[Cataract Road]], Iganefta is a brisk two lele walk from the [[Azura Mines]] and a mere 120 [[lele]] east of the infamous mountaineering challenge, [[Mount Yurch]]. In fact, Iganefta has hosted so many ill-fated expeditions to Mount Yurch that the locals often refer to it as The Grim Mr. Yurch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta has been called a &amp;quot;City of Settlements&amp;quot; by her native scholars due to the inclusive nature of her growth. The original &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; has existed since at least -400 [[EC]] though records of the general area during that time are scant and somewhat vague. Iganefta has grown steadily since her founding, swallowing smaller settlements, often without their consent. It has been suggested by certain hyper-conservative political wags that, at the current rate of encroachment, the roughly 30 lele of rough terrain between Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea will vanish in a few short years. &lt;br /&gt;
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Originally Iganefta was a loose confederation of settlements (Iganefta Settlement being the largest) but, in the year -260 [[EC]], [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]] took control of the already established Iganefta Council and declared himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta. At first there was a bit of resistance to his new ideas for governance, but since Lord Glosfordshier had already started the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company, the political winds quickly blew elsewhere. After his successful succession to the Lord-Mayorship, he promptly ordered the construction of a &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot; by the sea, this became known as Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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Today Iganefta is known far and wide as the Belly-Jewel of the South.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Politics==&lt;br /&gt;
The ruling body politic of Iganefta is the '''Council of Lords'''.  Prior to the coming of Lord Glosfordshier, the Council of Iganefta was ruled by a conglomeration of Theophanes, Sub-Theophanes and Counters who were selected from the then existent Settlements.  These men and women came from the nobility accustomed to a life of leadership and leisure; their education was comprised mostly of battle training, spitting contests, and the two degrees of counting (important for land-owners at that time).  They lived on estates which were attached to one or another of the Settlements.  Manor life during this period included such activities as puking, spitting, fielding, and managering.  It was the Despot Glosfordshier who inaugerated the office of Lord-Mayor which survives to this day, but whereas it once held great power, today the Lord-Mayor is relegated to opening the summertime Free Fair and presiding over municipal banquets.  The office also has, for the reigning royal family, the fringe benefit of holding the herald of the [[Furious Apple]] (a perk for those with a thing for heraldic devices).  &lt;br /&gt;
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The defensive force behind the Council of Lords is the city guard known far and wide as the [[Pickers|'''Iganeftan Pickers''']] who march under the banner of the Furious Apple.  The men behind the apple have been seen on many a battlefield during the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]]. The pride which this appellation has created in the troops has become so ingrained in Iganeftan consciousness that the name continues to survive today, carried proudly by the local Iganeftan [[Bindlet Ball]] team. Even the accusation that the entire Conflict is merely a trade war instituted by the [[Grommies]] to keep high the prices of [[Altoxian Bulb|Altoxian Bulb stock]] has not diminished the renown of Iganeftan mercenary troops. &lt;br /&gt;
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The people of Iganefta can be distinguished by classes: '''nobles''' being one and &amp;quot;upper&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''Adrizian'''&amp;quot; being another, of course, the majority of folk belong to the '''working class''', the '''lower class''', and least of all, the '''outclassed'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Law==&lt;br /&gt;
The legal system of Iganefta is recognizable in other towns and villages even though it has been uniquely influenced by the personal tastes of Lord Glosfordshier.  The introduction and import, in –207 [[EC]], of the Codex RealAxe also has played a part in the development of Iganeftan legal practice. Street justice still reigns supreme but the more elite inhabitants do have access to the local Adjudicator, Protector, and Persecutor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Economic Significance==&lt;br /&gt;
As the Southernmost end-point of the Cataract Road, Iganefta is afforded countless economic opportunities that lesser cities are denied. Iganefta's size, wealth and location make it an ideal stop for [[DermPachyges]], which also enables this living, pulsing, growing metropolis to prosper beyond initial expectations. Iganefta is most famous as the birth-place of the [[Altoxian Bulb]] and, as such, has a thriving Altoxian Bulb industry. This is aided, of course, by the proximity of the Azura Mines, which provide the steadiest source of the bioluminescent gel which is the main ingredient in Altoxian Bulb creation.  The mines produce the raw material for much more than just bulbs - the most abundant ore is oooite, and [[DasMineGold]] continues to research other uses for the material.  This is a good thing as the bulb industry has also brought its share of problems to Iganefta, mainly in the form of the trade war between the Altoxian bulb makers and those of the Andelphracian Lights in the Evesque Valley - a trade war which many claim is part and parcel of the Conflict That Is Not Happening.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also a part of the trade-life of Iganefta is [[TransAvian]].  Though having its fair share of ups and downs, this fixture of Iganeftan life has proved since -50 [[EC]] to be a viable alternative to the pachyderm couriers.  Though the original shop has been sold off to the Gweddill Fluffett company, the new business is even now re-emerging as a trading force.  &lt;br /&gt;
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As far as the trade of tourism, a most important company is that of the &amp;quot;Mount Yurch Climbers.&amp;quot;  With advertisements throughout the countryside, it is said that thousands of tourists come to Iganefta every month presumably to climb the mountain, and Iganeftan tradesmen and merchants sell and barter millions of souvenirs.  Inhabitants of Iganefta, however, don't make the climb themselves; they look with scorn on the climbers, but are ever open to pocketing their ooo.&lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta is also a leader in military technology. In addition to maintaining mercenary companies of various sizes and specialities, their development of [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] as a powerful weapon has brought quite a bit of renown to Iganeftan experimental laboratories. Currently, there are several projects in the works with the goal of refining Ball Lightning Liqueur into a self-contained incendiary. It is hoped that this will one day erase the stain on their reputation for having hosted the creator of the dreaded [[Gravion Process]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==The Trade War==&lt;br /&gt;
Begun in the -50s [[EC]] with the machinations of [[Meldersen]], the local trade war now is mainly between those who favor one or the other of the two primary sources of art'ficial lumination: Altoxian Bulbs and Andelphracian Lights.  Over time the divisions and the secret and not-so-secret pummelings that supporters and detractors have given each other has resulted in an increased military development.  Mercenary companies are now regularly maintained outside of Iganefta and numerous laboratories exist whose sole purpose is to develop new forms of buggery and ballyhoo, as well as develop a self-contained form of [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]].  As to the connection between the Trade War and the Conflict That Is Not Happening, this is only speculation and a spur of contention between far too many for me to make any comments at this time. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Residents==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, Iganefta's most famous residents come from the Family Grommie, collectively known as the [[Grommies]]. The Grommie name first appears in Iganefta in -153 [[EC]] and the family currently owns Iganefta's only local news daily, the [[Iganefta Recorder]]. The most powerful Grommie residing in Iganefta today is Thureau Grommie, who received a family fortune amassed by his father and grandfather, Rikkard and Daffid Grommie, respectively. The local Grommie concerns include a chain of casinos, a theme park, and several entertainment halls in both Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. The family denies any connection to the more scurrilous history of smuggling associated with old money in Iganefta-on-the-Sea, and Thureau has the connections in the Iganefta government to make that the official history. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other well-known residents of Iganefta include: &lt;br /&gt;
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 Agwa Reeum: the infamous translator of the [[Grimporke Grimoire]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Doc Rockett]]: S. J. &amp;quot;Doc&amp;quot; Rockett was a highly successful and exceptionally prolific writer, best known for his works of popularized scholarship for the lay Ghyllian. Rocket moved to Iganefta with his family when he was three, but was so enamoured with the twin cities that he never left again; born -86 [[EC]], died -4 [[EC]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Godfroi Hasawithe]]: the &amp;quot;Sage of Nininger&amp;quot; was briefly a resident of the twin cities when he came to work for Baron James Horkmanifester where he learned and followed Horkmanifester's investment rules. Interestingly enough, his own fame eclipsed that of his mentor who is hardly ever mentioned outside of Hasawithe biographies. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Baron James Horkmanifester]]: Born in Iganefta-on-the-Sea, an eminent entrepreneur and founder of TransAvian; born -72 [[EC]], died 0 [[EC]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Harv Gretborn]]: the infamous theoalchemist and inventor whose creations include the Snotgun, the Fountain Spray, the Blue Ice, and, of course, his infamous Gravion Process. Gretborn's famous &amp;quot;invention laboratory&amp;quot; was roughly halfway between the twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Professor Altoxian]]: Inventor of the Altoxian Bulb. &lt;br /&gt;
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 Trung Tro Hampher: unsuccessful candidate for Lord-Mayor, and member of the [[Jinkees' Club]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Historical Figures''':&lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]]: original Lord-Mayor of Iganefta and High-Chairman of the Iganeftan Council. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Odgar IV|Rejah Odgar IV]]&lt;br /&gt;
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 The [[Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook|Wapsipinicon Family]]: Barb Sipin (Matriarch), Lord Earl - Second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, and Lady Nadia - Widow Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon (Third Lord-Mayor)&lt;br /&gt;
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 Lord Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
There is popular lore that in the prehistory of the late days of the Third Millenium BEC there lived a family named Iganefta.  In the year –2005 [[EC]] these Iganeftans came to a village named [[Zavinian House|Zavini]], recently constructed by a northern family by that same name.  For no known reason the Iganeftans murdered the Zavinis, began to live in their now deserted homes and renamed the village Iganefta.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Historically speaking, the &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; district of Iganefta is known to have existed since at least -400 [[EC]].  The City of Settlements in this 5th Century BEC was simply a loose confederation.&lt;br /&gt;
Though records during that time are known to not be exact, to surmise a history reaching back another 1500 years can be hard to swallow.  &lt;br /&gt;
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By the Third Century BEC there were thirteen Settlements, which included Iganefta, Treadleville, and Aghquabamticook.  This &amp;quot;City&amp;quot; was ruled over by the Iganeftan Council, the Council whose Hall was built within the Settlement of Iganefta.  This City was not a peaceful place.  The Settlements had each their own soldiery, the noble families had their own guardsmen, and there were gangs of freemen (young and younger) who roamed the streets of the settlements; they were known and feared especially during the –270s and –260s.  There were, however, a few hopeful developments such as the election of [[Odgar IV]] to the post of rejah in an eastern settlement, but even though his presence did have some immediate effect on the peoples of his jurisdiction, it did not prevent the horror that would come.  It is said the inability of the Rejahs to affect said gangs and the ineptitude of the Iganeftan Council to get rid of them led to the –260 [[EC]] coup by Paul Glosford.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[''NOTICE: The following history of the Despot of Iganefta has only recently been released to the public; this is a result of assiduous research by many scholars using many resources, most important being the writings of [[York of Brahang]]; even unto -1 [[EC]] our peoples were used to the picture of Lord Glosfordshier as a pretty nice guy who was misunderstood by some crazy Safetyists, here follows a more truthful understanding of what really occurred: READER BEWARE'']&lt;br /&gt;
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The First Iganeftan Mercenary Company was established by Paul Glosford when he simply renamed his street gang.  His use of the thugs to take control of the Iganeftan Council resulted in momentous changes in the life of the City of Settlements, most importantly being that the majority of tween gangs were wiped out, a great number of yuet gangs were absorbed, and Glosford became head-honcho in the City of Settlements.&lt;br /&gt;
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Usually named ''Those Terrible Eight Years'' by local loremasters, the reign of Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier was highlighted by beatings, bleatings, murders, and cronyism.  Glosfordshier entitled himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  As to the Reign of Glosfordshier, he is mainly remembered for constructing his &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot;  and for remaking some of the prevailing political bodies in the Settlements, staffing them with his people from the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the Despot's reign, the nobles and the merchants each began conspiring against him.  The nobles did not want to lose their way of life, though their main aim was to reduce his power, not get rid of him.  The merchants, as history shows, had only one aim in mind: to kill the son of a grub!  After the matrimonial creation of the Wapsipinicon Family in –258 [[EC]], maneuvers against the Despot grew, but most were ineffectual.  It wasn’t until the merchant class had had enough of the Dictator that they joined together in an ad hoc '''Committee of Public Safety''' and murdered him, in –252 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With the Despot dead, the nobility and the merchants met and, after some discussion and not a few fights, came to create the Committee of Canons.  This committee, comprised of one-half nobleman and one-half merchant, worked for over six months to write a document that would both allow for the governing of the City of Settlements and allay any fears of future coups.  By –251 [[EC]] a new and revised '''''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples''''' was drafted and accepted.  It did not abolish all the changes which Glosford had instituted when he became the first Lord-Mayor, but it did modify and reduce the power that said Lord-Mayor would control.  The first Decree of the new Council was to elect Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon to the post of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  The second Decree was to dismember the now stinking corpse of Glosford and display large pieces of it in the thirteen Settlements as well as place his head in the Council Hall as an omen to any would-be dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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From -252 to -247 [[EC]] Wapsipinicon devoted his time to dealing with the corrupt practices of the guilds (made legal by Glosfordshier but not seen as very nice by Wapsipinicon), to calming various nobles who wanted to ignore the effects of Glosfordshier and begin the year –260 [[EC]] all over again, and to trying to do something with the Guards of Iganefta.  The -249 [[EC]] eruption of the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] allowed the Lord-Mayor to send the bored-and-ready-to-bite soldiery away (at least temporarily).  They marched under the banner of the Furious Apple (which was now symbol of the sitting royal family of Wapsipinicon) and sang songs to the Dictator Glosfordshier (who was dead).  The apple was so common a sight on the proud chests of mercenary troops during the Revolution in Threel that the Iganeftan soldiers became known as Pickers, short for &amp;quot;apple-pickers&amp;quot;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In –247 [[EC]] the Folktown-to-Iganefta Causeway was completed.  Wapsipinicon decided to take this moment to go on holiday in Iganefta-on-the-Sea; when he did, the Matriarch of the faimly took the reigns.  The Barb of Iganefta's most public enemy was Odgar IV, though she never referred to him as an enemy.  The Rejah was completely Folktown-centric and attempted to force new institutions upon Iganefta, but this never worked out.  It was while the Lord-Mayor was in Thungerbarg that Rejah Odgar claimed the Court and Parliament of Folktown as his source of authority, quite an odd claim for a man living in Iganefta!  After claiming the right to call upon the Folktown Militia, many wondered if a war between Iganefta and Folktown would ensue, but nothing ever came of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –239 [[EC]] Rejah Odgar died.  Much is ballyhooed about the &amp;quot;roving minstrel&amp;quot; who was the last to see the Rejah alive but to this day no one has ever gotten the minstrel's side of the story.  After the death, the two towns of Iganefta and Folktown went their unconnected ways.  The Council dismantled Odgar's Settlement courthouse and elected to quash the post of rejah from that Settlement altogether.  The entire Settlement was subsequently partitioned among its neighboring Settlements and its name was stricken from the Roll (hence its &amp;quot;nameless&amp;quot; status to this day).&lt;br /&gt;
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Even before the partitioning of the nameless settlement Wapsipinicon and the Council had seen neighborhood dissolvement.  In -240 [[EC]] the leaders of the suburb of [[Stindersgrough]] engaged in such a grand debacle that they chose to migrate out of the settlement and out of the jurisdiction of the whole city.  The leaders of the suburb, the families and all their homes, markets and outhouses were soon uprooted, beam by beam, brick by brick; and each month saw the &amp;quot;town&amp;quot; move farther and farther from Iganefta.  The people of Stindersgrough are even today still on the move.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –238 [[EC]], while Lord-Mayor Earl Wapsipinicon was again in Thungerbarg on holiday, he died.  The populace of Iganefta then elected his wife Nadia to the post of Lord-Mayor.  For the next five years Nadia Wapsipinicon served as leader to Iganefta furthering her husband’s name and was known as the Widow Lord-Mayor.&lt;br /&gt;
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By -190 [[EC]] the Council of Iganefta came to be known as the Council of Lords.&lt;br /&gt;
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Long after the tumultuous times of the Despot another outbreak of violence shook Iganefta.  At the turn of the First Century BEC yet another Lord-Mayor turned despot, his name: Geoffrey Prepuce.  He had married into the influential Grommie Family, but apparently that was not enough.  Unfortunately, the normally peaceful folk of Iganefta rushed the Hall of the City in -99 [[EC]] and carried out Geoffrey Prepuce and burned him alive, meanwhile they also took the time to try his effigy for crimes against the people (whether this was by accident or purpose is simply not known).  This burning and trial may have been the reason behind the motivation for Izzimae Grommie's (Prepuce's wife) attempt to reach the top of Mount Yurch the following year. &lt;br /&gt;
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From -74 [[EC]] to -64 [[EC]] the land was alive with the sound of rock removal, pebble padding, weed whacking, and the seemingly aimless shuffling of many feet - in other words: the sounds of the construction of the Cataract Roads.  This led, over time, to the growth of &amp;quot;way towns&amp;quot; beside established towns and villages.  These places came to include attractions, markets, and Bethany Brothels.  For Iganefta the Cataract meant growth in trade and tourism.&lt;br /&gt;
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The peoples of the greater Iganeftan area were astounded in -53 [[EC]] when a deceased James Jordan proved he was very much alive.  After more than a year sight unseen, he returned to Iganefta with a huge hork.  On the very day of his return he gained the monicker Horkmanifester.&lt;br /&gt;
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The -50s [[EC]] saw the coming of the Trade War between the makers of Altoxian Bulbs and Andelphracian Lights, though inocuous at first, the growing episodes of &amp;quot;lighting&amp;quot; attacks came to be a source of unnerve to the inhabitants of Iganefta.  This saw a reaction in the -40s [[EC]] as the local political life came to be seasoned with the likes of Trung Tro Hampher and S. J. &amp;quot;Doc&amp;quot; Rockett.  Colorful candidates and their energetic backers came to symbolize a lively society many of whose citizens were against the Trade War.  &lt;br /&gt;
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When in -45 [[EC]] the hole in the ground now known as the [[Azura Mines]] came to the light of day this caused a new kind of excitement.  Once the operations were under the management of [[DasMineGold]] more construction came to Iganefta - and an influx of mechanauts.  Even though DasMineGold owned the rights to mine the Azura Mines, this didn't stop many miners from setting up their own camps and digging into the earth hoping to find their own claim.&lt;br /&gt;
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Good times came to a halt, however, when in -11 [[EC]] the [[Doggerel plague]] swept through the twin cities.  This horrible disease brought one of the darkest moments in living memory to Iganeftan history. When the first infected wandered in from the [[Cactus forests]], Iganefta was completely unprepared. Initially, the City Guard used the decidedly non-lethal [[Snotgun|snotgun]] in an attempt to subdue the rampaging horde of the infected, but when this proved ineffective, the Guard herded them all to the Bindlet Ball field for a game. The Pickers haven't been quite the same since. However, it was not a total loss, since the infected drank a suitable volume of Adlorst wine while watching the game not only boosting the local economy, but miraculously curing themselves of their affliction.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Historiographie==&lt;br /&gt;
:-400 EC: Iganefta Settlement came to be by at least this date&lt;br /&gt;
:-294 EC: Birth of Odgar IV (&amp;quot;''I've''&amp;quot;) &lt;br /&gt;
:-281 EC: Wakanpantricist Guard subdue the town of Thungerbarg near Plain of Brahang &lt;br /&gt;
:-280 EC: Birth of Paul Glosford &lt;br /&gt;
:-272 EC: Birth of Earl Wapsipin&lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: Odgar IV unexpectedly elected to post of rejah &lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: A young Paul Glosford rises to power in the Dead Crabbits gang &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Paul Glosford executes the take-over of the Iganeftan Council; takes on name Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier&lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC to -252 EC: '''Those Terrible Eight Years''' &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Construction of Iganefta-on-the-Sea is undertaken &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway is appointed Court Portraitist in the Court of Odgar IV&lt;br /&gt;
:-257 EC: Odgar IV's first round of Folktown reforms &lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinates the dictator Glosford&lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Canons writes a revised Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: the Constitution of the Settlement Peoples was accepted by the nobility and merchants&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: Earl Wapsipinicon elected as the new Lord-Mayor&lt;br /&gt;
:-250 EC: Construction of the Folktown to Iganefta Causeway &lt;br /&gt;
:-249 EC: the commencement of the Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution and the sending out the Iganeftan soldiery under the banner of the Furious Apple – the soldiery subsequently gained the name Pickers&lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Odgar IV's &amp;quot;Grand Declaration&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Ponce Gardening arrives in Iganefta-on-the-Sea &lt;br /&gt;
:-241 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway disappears and is presumed dead &lt;br /&gt;
:-240 EC: A quarrel with Iganefta ends in Stindersgrough being slowly ejaculated&lt;br /&gt;
:-207 EC: Importation of the Codex RealAxe&lt;br /&gt;
:-153 EC: the Grommie name appears in Iganefta records&lt;br /&gt;
:-99 EC: the burning of Lord-Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce &amp;amp; trying of his effigy in court of law&lt;br /&gt;
:-74 EC to -64 EC: Construction of the Cataract Roads&lt;br /&gt;
:-50 [[EC]]: Founding of Iganeftan company [[TransAvian]]&lt;br /&gt;
:-45 EC: Discovery of the [[Azura Mines]]&lt;br /&gt;
:-11 EC: the Doggerel Plague hits Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]], [[Gravion Process]], [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]]&lt;br /&gt;
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First Edition by: --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 16:37, 9 Nov 2004 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Second Edition by: --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:24, 20 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==An Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Iganefta''', the name brings to mind so much.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea are the southernmost 'civilized' settlements on Ghyll,&amp;quot; so says a travel brochure, but the younger twin ([[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]]) is actually found in the west.  Iganefta-on-the-Sea is a unique abode and is dealt with in its own entry of this most useful publication.  It is Iganefta proper that will be dealt with in these pages.  Most famous as the southern terminus of the [[Cataract Road]], Iganefta is a brisk two lele walk from the [[Azura Mines]] and a mere 120 [[lele]] east of the infamous mountaineering challenge, [[Mount Yurch]]. In fact, Iganefta has hosted so many ill-fated expeditions to Mount Yurch that the locals often refer to it as The Grim Mr. Yurch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta has been called a &amp;quot;City of Settlements&amp;quot; by her native scholars due to the inclusive nature of her growth. The original &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; has existed since at least -400 [[EC]] though records of the general area during that time are scant and somewhat vague. Iganefta has grown steadily since her founding, swallowing smaller settlements, often without their consent. It has been suggested by certain hyper-conservative political wags that, at the current rate of encroachment, the roughly 30 lele of rough terrain between Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea will vanish in a few short years. &lt;br /&gt;
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Originally Iganefta was a loose confederation of settlements (Iganefta Settlement being the largest) but, in the year -260 [[EC]], [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]] took control of the already established Iganefta Council and declared himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta. At first there was a bit of resistance to his new ideas for governance, but since Lord Glosfordshier had already started the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company, the political winds quickly blew elsewhere. After his successful succession to the Lord-Mayorship, he promptly ordered the construction of a &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot; by the sea, this became known as Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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Today Iganefta is known far and wide as the Belly-Jewel of the South.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Politics==&lt;br /&gt;
The ruling body politic of Iganefta is the '''Council of Lords'''.  Prior to the coming of Lord Glosfordshier, the Council of Iganefta was ruled by a conglomeration of Theophanes, Sub-Theophanes and Counters who were selected from the then existent Settlements.  These men and women came from the nobility accustomed to a life of leadership and leisure; their education was comprised mostly of battle training, spitting contests, and the two degrees of counting (important for land-owners at that time).  They lived on estates which were attached to one or another of the Settlements.  Manor life during this period included such activities as puking, spitting, fielding, and managering.  It was the Despot Glosfordshier who inaugerated the office of Lord-Mayor which survives to this day, but whereas it once held great power, today the Lord-Mayor is relegated to opening the summertime Free Fair and presiding over municipal banquets.  The office also has, for the reigning royal family, the fringe benefit of holding the herald of the [[Furious Apple]] (a perk for those with a thing for heraldic devices).  &lt;br /&gt;
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The defensive force behind the Council of Lords is the city guard known far and wide as the [[Pickers|'''Iganeftan Pickers''']] who march under the banner of the Furious Apple.  The men behind the apple have been seen on many a battlefield during the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]]. The pride which this appellation has created in the troops has become so ingrained in Iganeftan consciousness that the name continues to survive today, carried proudly by the local Iganeftan [[Bindlet Ball]] team. Even the accusation that the entire Conflict is merely a trade war instituted by the [[Grommies]] to keep high the prices of [[Altoxian Bulb|Altoxian Bulb stock]] has not diminished the renown of Iganeftan mercenary troops. &lt;br /&gt;
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The people of Iganefta can be distinguished by classes: '''nobles''' being one and &amp;quot;upper&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''Adrizian'''&amp;quot; being another, of course, the majority of folk belong to the '''working class''', the '''lower class''', and least of all, the '''outclassed'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Law==&lt;br /&gt;
The legal system of Iganefta is recognizable in other towns and villages even though it has been uniquely influenced by the personal tastes of Lord Glosfordshier.  The introduction and import, in –207 [[EC]], of the Codex RealAxe also has played a part in the development of Iganeftan legal practice. Street justice still reigns supreme but the more elite inhabitants do have access to the local Adjudicator, Protector, and Persecutor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Economic Significance==&lt;br /&gt;
As the Southernmost end-point of the Cataract Road, Iganefta is afforded countless economic opportunities that lesser cities are denied. Iganefta's size, wealth and location make it an ideal stop for [[DermPachyges]], which also enables this living, pulsing, growing metropolis to prosper beyond initial expectations. Iganefta is most famous as the birth-place of the [[Altoxian Bulb]] and, as such, has a thriving Altoxian Bulb industry. This is aided, of course, by the proximity of the Azura Mines, which provide the steadiest source of the bioluminescent gel which is the main ingredient in Altoxian Bulb creation.  The mines produce the raw material for much more than just bulbs - the most abundant ore is oooite, and [[DasMineGold]] continues to research other uses for the material.  This is a good thing as the bulb industry has also brought its share of problems to Iganefta, mainly in the form of the trade war between the Altoxian bulb makers and those of the Andelphracian Lights in the Evesque Valley - a trade war which many claim is part and parcel of the Conflict That Is Not Happening.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also a part of the trade-life of Iganefta is [[TransAvian]].  Though having its fair share of ups and downs, this fixture of Iganeftan life has proved since -50 [[EC]] to be a viable alternative to the pachyderm couriers.  Though the original shop has been sold off to the Gweddill Fluffett company, the new business is even now re-emerging as a trading force.  &lt;br /&gt;
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As far as the trade of tourism, a most important company is that of the &amp;quot;Mount Yurch Climbers.&amp;quot;  With advertisements throughout the countryside, it is said that thousands of tourists come to Iganefta every month presumably to climb the mountain, and Iganeftan tradesmen and merchants sell and barter millions of souvenirs.  Inhabitants of Iganefta, however, don't make the climb themselves; they look with scorn on the climbers, but are ever open to pocketing their ooo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Trade War==&lt;br /&gt;
Iganefta is also a leader in military technology. In addition to maintaining mercenary companies of various sizes and specialities, their development of [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] as a powerful weapon has brought quite a bit of renown to Iganeftan experimental laboratories. Currently, there are several projects in the works with the goal of refining Ball Lightning Liqueur into a self-contained incendiary. It is hoped that this will one day erase the stain on their reputation for having hosted the creator of the dreaded [[Gravion Process]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Residents==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, Iganefta's most famous residents come from the Family Grommie, collectively known as the [[Grommies]]. The Grommie name first appears in Iganefta in -153 [[EC]] and the family currently owns Iganefta's only local news daily, the [[Iganefta Recorder]]. The most powerful Grommie residing in Iganefta today is Thureau Grommie, who received a family fortune amassed by his father and grandfather, Rikkard and Daffid Grommie, respectively. The local Grommie concerns include a chain of casinos, a theme park, and several entertainment halls in both Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. The family denies any connection to the more scurrilous history of smuggling associated with old money in Iganefta-on-the-Sea, and Thureau has the connections in the Iganefta government to make that the official history. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other well-known residents of Iganefta include: &lt;br /&gt;
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 Agwa Reeum: the infamous translator of the [[Grimporke Grimoire]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Doc Rockett]]: S. J. &amp;quot;Doc&amp;quot; Rockett was a highly successful and exceptionally prolific writer, best known for his works of popularized scholarship for the lay Ghyllian. Rocket moved to Iganefta with his family when he was three, but was so enamoured with the twin cities that he never left again; born -86 [[EC]], died -4 [[EC]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Godfroi Hasawithe]]: the &amp;quot;Sage of Nininger&amp;quot; was briefly a resident of the twin cities when he came to work for Baron James Horkmanifester where he learned and followed Horkmanifester's investment rules. Interestingly enough, his own fame eclipsed that of his mentor who is hardly ever mentioned outside of Hasawithe biographies. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Baron James Horkmanifester]]: Born in Iganefta-on-the-Sea, an eminent entrepreneur and founder of TransAvian; born -72 [[EC]], died 0 [[EC]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Harv Gretborn]]: the infamous theoalchemist and inventor whose creations include the Snotgun, the Fountain Spray, the Blue Ice, and, of course, his infamous Gravion Process. Gretborn's famous &amp;quot;invention laboratory&amp;quot; was roughly halfway between the twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Professor Altoxian]]: Inventor of the Altoxian Bulb. &lt;br /&gt;
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 Trung Tro Hampher: unsuccessful candidate for Lord-Mayor, and member of the [[Jinkees' Club]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Historical Figures''':&lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]]: original Lord-Mayor of Iganefta and High-Chairman of the Iganeftan Council. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Odgar IV|Rejah Odgar IV]]&lt;br /&gt;
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 The [[Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook|Wapsipinicon Family]]: Barb Sipin (Matriarch), Lord Earl - Second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, and Lady Nadia - Widow Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon (Third Lord-Mayor)&lt;br /&gt;
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 Lord Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
There is popular lore that in the prehistory of the late days of the Third Millenium BEC there lived a family named Iganefta.  In the year –2005 [[EC]] these Iganeftans came to a village named [[Zavinian House|Zavini]], recently constructed by a northern family by that same name.  For no known reason the Iganeftans murdered the Zavinis, began to live in their now deserted homes and renamed the village Iganefta.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Historically speaking, the &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; district of Iganefta is known to have existed since at least -400 [[EC]].  The City of Settlements in this 5th Century BEC was simply a loose confederation.&lt;br /&gt;
Though records during that time are known to not be exact, to surmise a history reaching back another 1500 years can be hard to swallow.  &lt;br /&gt;
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By the Third Century BEC there were thirteen Settlements, which included Iganefta, Treadleville, and Aghquabamticook.  This &amp;quot;City&amp;quot; was ruled over by the Iganeftan Council, the Council whose Hall was built within the Settlement of Iganefta.  This City was not a peaceful place.  The Settlements had each their own soldiery, the noble families had their own guardsmen, and there were gangs of freemen (young and younger) who roamed the streets of the settlements; they were known and feared especially during the –270s and –260s.  There were, however, a few hopeful developments such as the election of [[Odgar IV]] to the post of rejah in an eastern settlement, but even though his presence did have some immediate effect on the peoples of his jurisdiction, it did not prevent the horror that would come.  It is said the inability of the Rejahs to affect said gangs and the ineptitude of the Iganeftan Council to get rid of them led to the –260 [[EC]] coup by Paul Glosford.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[''NOTICE: The following history of the Despot of Iganefta has only recently been released to the public; this is a result of assiduous research by many scholars using many resources, most important being the writings of [[York of Brahang]]; even unto -1 [[EC]] our peoples were used to the picture of Lord Glosfordshier as a pretty nice guy who was misunderstood by some crazy Safetyists, here follows a more truthful understanding of what really occurred: READER BEWARE'']&lt;br /&gt;
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The First Iganeftan Mercenary Company was established by Paul Glosford when he simply renamed his street gang.  His use of the thugs to take control of the Iganeftan Council resulted in momentous changes in the life of the City of Settlements, most importantly being that the majority of tween gangs were wiped out, a great number of yuet gangs were absorbed, and Glosford became head-honcho in the City of Settlements.&lt;br /&gt;
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Usually named ''Those Terrible Eight Years'' by local loremasters, the reign of Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier was highlighted by beatings, bleatings, murders, and cronyism.  Glosfordshier entitled himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  As to the Reign of Glosfordshier, he is mainly remembered for constructing his &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot;  and for remaking some of the prevailing political bodies in the Settlements, staffing them with his people from the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the Despot's reign, the nobles and the merchants each began conspiring against him.  The nobles did not want to lose their way of life, though their main aim was to reduce his power, not get rid of him.  The merchants, as history shows, had only one aim in mind: to kill the son of a grub!  After the matrimonial creation of the Wapsipinicon Family in –258 [[EC]], maneuvers against the Despot grew, but most were ineffectual.  It wasn’t until the merchant class had had enough of the Dictator that they joined together in an ad hoc '''Committee of Public Safety''' and murdered him, in –252 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With the Despot dead, the nobility and the merchants met and, after some discussion and not a few fights, came to create the Committee of Canons.  This committee, comprised of one-half nobleman and one-half merchant, worked for over six months to write a document that would both allow for the governing of the City of Settlements and allay any fears of future coups.  By –251 [[EC]] a new and revised '''''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples''''' was drafted and accepted.  It did not abolish all the changes which Glosford had instituted when he became the first Lord-Mayor, but it did modify and reduce the power that said Lord-Mayor would control.  The first Decree of the new Council was to elect Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon to the post of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  The second Decree was to dismember the now stinking corpse of Glosford and display large pieces of it in the thirteen Settlements as well as place his head in the Council Hall as an omen to any would-be dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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From -252 to -247 [[EC]] Wapsipinicon devoted his time to dealing with the corrupt practices of the guilds (made legal by Glosfordshier but not seen as very nice by Wapsipinicon), to calming various nobles who wanted to ignore the effects of Glosfordshier and begin the year –260 [[EC]] all over again, and to trying to do something with the Guards of Iganefta.  The -249 [[EC]] eruption of the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] allowed the Lord-Mayor to send the bored-and-ready-to-bite soldiery away (at least temporarily).  They marched under the banner of the Furious Apple (which was now symbol of the sitting royal family of Wapsipinicon) and sang songs to the Dictator Glosfordshier (who was dead).  The apple was so common a sight on the proud chests of mercenary troops during the Revolution in Threel that the Iganeftan soldiers became known as Pickers, short for &amp;quot;apple-pickers&amp;quot;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In –247 [[EC]] the Folktown-to-Iganefta Causeway was completed.  Wapsipinicon decided to take this moment to go on holiday in Iganefta-on-the-Sea; when he did, the Matriarch of the faimly took the reigns.  The Barb of Iganefta's most public enemy was Odgar IV, though she never referred to him as an enemy.  The Rejah was completely Folktown-centric and attempted to force new institutions upon Iganefta, but this never worked out.  It was while the Lord-Mayor was in Thungerbarg that Rejah Odgar claimed the Court and Parliament of Folktown as his source of authority, quite an odd claim for a man living in Iganefta!  After claiming the right to call upon the Folktown Militia, many wondered if a war between Iganefta and Folktown would ensue, but nothing ever came of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –239 [[EC]] Rejah Odgar died.  Much is ballyhooed about the &amp;quot;roving minstrel&amp;quot; who was the last to see the Rejah alive but to this day no one has ever gotten the minstrel's side of the story.  After the death, the two towns of Iganefta and Folktown went their unconnected ways.  The Council dismantled Odgar's Settlement courthouse and elected to quash the post of rejah from that Settlement altogether.  The entire Settlement was subsequently partitioned among its neighboring Settlements and its name was stricken from the Roll (hence its &amp;quot;nameless&amp;quot; status to this day).&lt;br /&gt;
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Even before the partitioning of the nameless settlement Wapsipinicon and the Council had seen neighborhood dissolvement.  In -240 [[EC]] the leaders of the suburb of [[Stindersgrough]] engaged in such a grand debacle that they chose to migrate out of the settlement and out of the jurisdiction of the whole city.  The leaders of the suburb, the families and all their homes, markets and outhouses were soon uprooted, beam by beam, brick by brick and each month saw the &amp;quot;town&amp;quot; move farther and farther from Iganefta.  The people of Stindersgrough are even today still on the move.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –238 [[EC]], while Lord-Mayor Earl Wapsipinicon was again in Thungerbarg on holiday, he died.  The populace of Iganefta then elected his wife Nadia to the post of Lord-Mayor.  For the next five years Nadia Wapsipinicon served as leader to Iganefta furthering her husband’s name and was known as the Widow Lord-Mayor.&lt;br /&gt;
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By -190 [[EC]] the Council of Iganefta came to be known as the Council of Lords.&lt;br /&gt;
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Long after the tumultuous times of the Despot another outbreak of violence shook Iganefta.  At the turn of the First Century BEC yet another Lord-Mayor turned despot, his name: Geoffrey Prepuce.  He had married into the influential Grommie Family, but apparently that was not enough.  Unfortunately, the normally peaceful folk of Iganefta rushed the Hall of the City in -99 [[EC]] and carried out Geoffrey Prepuce and burned him alive, meanwhile they also took the time to try his effigy for crimes against the people (whether this was by accident or purpose is simply not known).  This burning and trial may have been the reason behind the motivation for Izzimae Grommie's (Prepuce's wife) attempt to reach the top of Mount Yurch the following year. &lt;br /&gt;
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From -74 [[EC]] to -64 [[EC]] the land was alive with the sound of rock removal, pebble padding, weed whacking, and the seemingly aimless shuffling of many feet - in other words: the sounds of the construction of the Cataract Roads.  This led, over time, to the growth of &amp;quot;way towns&amp;quot; beside established towns and villages.  These places came to include attractions, markets, and Bethany Brothels.  For Iganefta the Cataract meant growth in trade and tourism.&lt;br /&gt;
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The peoples of the greater Iganeftan area were astounded in -53 [[EC]] when a deceased James Jordan proved he was very much alive.  After more than a year sight unseen, he returned to Iganefta with a huge hork.  On the very day of his return he gained the monicker Horkmanifester.&lt;br /&gt;
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-45 [[EC]] saw the hole in the ground now known as the Azura Mines come to the light of day.  Soon, with operations under the management of [[DasMineGold]], more construction came to Iganefta - and an influx of mechanauts.&lt;br /&gt;
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In -11 EC, the [[Doggerel plague]] swept through the twin cities bringing one of the darkest moments in living memory to Iganeftan history. When the first infected wandered in from the [[Cactus forests]], Iganefta was completely unprepared. Initially, the City Guard used the decidedly non-lethal [[Snotgun|snotgun]] in an attempt to subdue the rampaging horde of the infected, but when this proved ineffective, the Guard herded them all to the Bindlet Ball field for a game. The Pickers haven't been quite the same since. However, it was not a total loss, since the infected drank a suitable volume of Adlorst wine while watching the game not only boosting the local economy, but miraculously curing themselves of their affliction.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Historiographie==&lt;br /&gt;
:-400 EC: Iganefta Settlement came to be by at least this date&lt;br /&gt;
:-294 EC: Birth of Odgar IV (&amp;quot;''I've''&amp;quot;) &lt;br /&gt;
:-281 EC: Wakanpantricist Guard subdue the town of Thungerbarg near Plain of Brahang &lt;br /&gt;
:-280 EC: Birth of Paul Glosford &lt;br /&gt;
:-272 EC: Birth of Earl Wapsipin&lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: Odgar IV unexpectedly elected to post of rejah &lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: A young Paul Glosford rises to power in the Dead Crabbits gang &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Paul Glosford executes the take-over of the Iganeftan Council; takes on name Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier&lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC to -252 EC: '''Those Terrible Eight Years''' &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Construction of Iganefta-on-the-Sea is undertaken &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway is appointed Court Portraitist in the Court of Odgar IV&lt;br /&gt;
:-257 EC: Odgar IV's first round of Folktown reforms &lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinates the dictator Glosford&lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Canons writes a revised Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: the Constitution of the Settlement Peoples was accepted by the nobility and merchants&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: Earl Wapsipinicon elected as the new Lord-Mayor&lt;br /&gt;
:-250 EC: Construction of the Folktown to Iganefta Causeway &lt;br /&gt;
:-249 EC: the commencement of the Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution and the sending out the Iganeftan soldiery under the banner of the Furious Apple – the soldiery subsequently gained the name Pickers&lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Odgar IV's &amp;quot;Grand Declaration&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Ponce Gardening arrives in Iganefta-on-the-Sea &lt;br /&gt;
:-241 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway disappears and is presumed dead &lt;br /&gt;
:-240 EC: A quarrel with Iganefta ends in Stindersgrough being slowly ejaculated&lt;br /&gt;
:-153 EC: the Grommie name appears in Iganefta records&lt;br /&gt;
:-99 EC: the burning of Lord-Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce &amp;amp; trying of his effigy in court of law&lt;br /&gt;
:-74 EC to -64 EC: Construction of the Cataract Roads&lt;br /&gt;
:-50 [[EC]]: Founding of Iganeftan company [[TransAvian]]&lt;br /&gt;
:-45 EC: Discovery of the [[Azura Mines]]&lt;br /&gt;
:-11 EC: the Doggerel Plague hits Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Gravion Process]], [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], [[Lord Glosfordshier]]&lt;br /&gt;
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First Edition by: --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 16:37, 9 Nov 2004 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Second Edition by: --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:24, 20 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==An Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Iganefta''', the name brings to mind so much.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea are the southernmost 'civilized' settlements on Ghyll,&amp;quot; so says a travel brochure, but the younger twin ([[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]]) is actually found in the west.  Iganefta-on-the-Sea is a unique abode and is dealt with in its own entry of this most useful publication.  It is Iganefta proper that will be dealt with in these pages.  Most famous as the southern terminus of the [[Cataract Road]], Iganefta is a brisk two lele walk from the [[Azura Mines]] and a mere 120 [[lele]] east of the infamous mountaineering challenge, [[Mount Yurch]]. In fact, Iganefta has hosted so many ill-fated expeditions to Mount Yurch that the locals often refer to it as The Grim Mr. Yurch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta has been referred to as a &amp;quot;City of Settlements&amp;quot; by her native historians and scholars due to the inclusive nature of her growth. The original &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; has existed since at least -400 [[EC]] though records of the general area during that time are scant and somewhat vague. Iganefta, however, has grown steadily since her founding, swallowing smaller settlements, often without their consent. It has been suggested by certain hyper-conservative political wags that, at the current rate of encroachment, the roughly 30 lele of rough terrain between Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea will vanish in a few short years. &lt;br /&gt;
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Originally Iganefta was a loose confederation of settlements (Iganefta Settlement being the largest) but, in the year -260 [[EC]], [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]] took control of the already established Iganefta Council of Lords and declared himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta. At first there was a bit of resistance to his new ideas for governance, but since Lord Glosfordshier had already started the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company, the political winds quickly blew elsewhere. After his successful succession to the Lord-Mayorship, he promptly ordered the construction of a &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot; by the sea, this became known as Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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Today Iganefta is known far and wide as the Belly-Jewel of the South.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Politics==&lt;br /&gt;
The ruling body politic of Iganefta is the '''Council of Lords'''.  Prior to the coming of Lord Glosfordshier, the Council of Iganefta was ruled by a conglomeration of Theophanes, Sub-Theophanes and Counters who were selected from the then existent Settlements.  These men and women came from the nobility accustomed to a life of leadership and leisure; their education was comprised mostly of battle training, spitting contests, and the two degrees of counting (important for land-owners at that time).  They lived on estates which were attached to one or another of the Settlements.  Manor life during this period included such activities as puking, spitting, fielding, and managering.  It was the Despot Glosfordshier who inaugerated the office of Lord-Mayor which survives to this day, but whereas it once held great power, today the Lord-Mayor is relegated to opening the summertime Free Fair and presiding over municipal banquets.  The office also holds the fringe benefit for the reigning royal family of also holding the herald of the [[Furious Apple]] (a perk only for those with a thing for heraldic devices).  &lt;br /&gt;
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The defensive force behind the Council of Lords is the city guard known far and wide as the [[Pickers|'''Iganeftan Pickers''']] who march under the banner of the Furious Apple.  The men behind the apple have been seen on many a battlefield during the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]]. The pride which this appellation has created in the troops has become so ingrained in Iganeftan consciousness that the name continues to survive today, carried proudly by the local Iganeftan [[Bindlet Ball]] team. Even the accusation that the entire Conflict is merely a trade war instituted by the [[Grommies]] to keep high the prices of [[Altoxian Bulb|Altoxian Bulb stock]] has not diminished the renown of Iganeftan mercenary troops. &lt;br /&gt;
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The people of Iganefta can be distinguished by classes: '''nobles''' being one and &amp;quot;upper&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''Adrizian'''&amp;quot; being another, of course, the majority of folk belong to the '''working class''', the '''lower class''', and least of all, the '''outclassed'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Law==&lt;br /&gt;
The legal system of Iganefta is recognizable in other towns and villages even though it has been uniquely influenced by the personal tastes of Lord Glosfordshier.  The introduction and import, in –207 [[EC]], of the Codex RealAxe also has played a part in the development of Iganeftan legal practice. Street justice still reigns supreme but the more elite inhabitants do have access to the local Adjudicator, Protector, and Persecutor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Economic Significance==&lt;br /&gt;
As the Southernmost end-point of the Cataract Road, Iganefta is afforded countless economic opportunities that lesser cities are denied. Iganefta's size, wealth and location make it an ideal stop for [[DermPachyges]], which also enables this living, pulsing, growing metropolis to prosper beyond initial expectations. Iganefta is most famous as the birth-place of the [[Altoxian Bulb]] and, as such, has a thriving Altoxian Bulb industry. This is aided, of course, by the proximity of the Azura Mines, which provide the steadiest source of the bioluminescent gel which is the main ingredient in Altoxian Bulb creation.  The mines produce the raw material for much more than just bulbs - the most abundant ore is oooite, and [[DasMineGold]] continues to research uses for the material, from better aelfant shoes to [[NeoPostAncientism|NeoPostAncientism mobiles]].  This is a good thing as the bulb industry has also brought its share of problems to Iganefta, mainly in the form of the trade war between the Altoxian bulb makers and the those of the Andelphracian Lights in the Evesque Valley - a trade war which many claim is part and parcel of the Conflict That Is Not Happening.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also a part of the trade-life of Iganefta is [[TransAvian]].  Though having its fair share of ups and downs, this fixture of Iganeftan life has proved since -50 [[EC]] to be a viable alternative to the pachyderm couriers.  Though the original shop has been sold off to the Gweddill Fluffett company, the new business is even now re-emerging as a trading force.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta is also a leader in military technology. In addition to maintaining mercenary companies of various sizes and specialities, their development of [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] as a powerful weapon has brought quite a bit of renown to Iganeftan experimental laboratories. Currently, there are several projects in the works with the goal of refining Ball Lightning Liqueur into a self-contained incendiary. It is hoped that this will one day erase the stain on their reputation for having hosted the creator of the dreaded [[Gravion Process]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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As far as the trade of tourism, a most important company is that of the &amp;quot;Mount Yurch Climbers.&amp;quot;  With advertisements throughout the countryside, it is said that thousands of tourists come to Iganefta every month presumably to climb the mountain and Iganeftan tradesmen and merchants sell and barter millions of souvenirs.  Inhabitants of Iganefta, however, don't make the climb themselves; they look with scorn on the climbers, but are ever open to taking their ooo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Residents==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, Iganefta's most famous residents come from the Family Grommie, collectively known as the [[Grommies]]. The Grommie name first appears in Iganefta in -153 [[EC]] and the family currently owns Iganefta's only local news daily, the [[Iganefta Recorder]]. The most powerful Grommie residing in Iganefta today is Thureau Grommie, who received a family fortune amassed by his father and grandfather, Rikkard and Daffid Grommie, respectively. The local Grommie concerns include a chain of casinos, a theme park, and several entertainment halls in both Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. The family denies any connection to the more scurrilous history of smuggling associated with old money in Iganefta-on-the-Sea, and Thureau has the connections in the Iganefta government to make that the official history. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other well-known residents of the twin Iganefta cities include: &lt;br /&gt;
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 Agwa Reeum: the infamous translator of the [[Grimporke Grimoire]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Doc Rockett]]: S. J. &amp;quot;Doc&amp;quot; Rockett was a highly successful and exceptionally prolific writer, best known for his works of popularized scholarship for the lay Ghyllian. Rocket moved to Iganefta with his family when he was three, but was so enamoured with the twin cities that he never left again. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Godfroi Hasawithe]]: the &amp;quot;Sage of Nininger&amp;quot; was briefly a resident of the twin cities when he came to work for Baron James Horkmanifester where he learned and followed Horkmanifester's investment rules. Interestingly enough, his own fame eclipsed that of his mentor who is hardly ever mentioned outside of Hasawithe biographies. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Baron James Horkmanifester]]: Born in Iganefta-on-the-Sea, an eminent entrepreneur and founder of TransAvian; born -72 [[EC]], died 0 [[EC]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Harv Gretborn]]: the infamous theoalchemist and inventor whose creations include the Snotgun, the Fountain Spray, the Blue Ice, and, of course, his infamous Gravion Process. Gretborn's famous &amp;quot;invention laboratory&amp;quot; was roughly halfway between the twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Professor Altoxian]]: Inventor of the Altoxian Bulb. &lt;br /&gt;
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 Trung Tro Hampher: unsuccessful candidate for Lord-Mayor. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Historical Figures''':&lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]]: original Lord-Mayor of Iganefta and High-Chairman of the Iganeftan Council of Lords. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Odgar IV|Rejah Odgar IV]]&lt;br /&gt;
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 The [[Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook|Wapsipinicon Family]]: Barb Sipin (Matriarch), Lord Earl - Second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, and Lady Nadia - Widow Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon (Third Lord-Mayor)&lt;br /&gt;
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 Lord Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
There is popular lore that in the prehistory of the late days of the Third Millenium BEC there lived a family named Iganefta.  In the year –2005 [[EC]] these Iganeftans came to a village named [[Zavinian House|Zavini]], recently constructed by a northern family by that same name.  For no known reason the Iganeftans murdered the Zavinis, began to live in their now deserted homes and renamed the village Iganefta.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Historically speaking, the &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; district of Iganefta is known to have existed since at least -400 [[EC]].  The City of Settlements in this 5th Century BEC was simply a loose confederation.&lt;br /&gt;
Though records during that time are known to not be exact, to surmise a history reaching back another 1500 years can be hard to swallow.  &lt;br /&gt;
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By the Third Century BEC there were thirteen Settlements, which included Iganefta, Treadleville, and Aghquabamticook.  This &amp;quot;City&amp;quot; was ruled over by the Iganeftan Council, the Council whose Hall was built within the Settlement of Iganefta.  This City was not a peaceful place.  The Settlements had each their own soldiery, the noble families had their own guardsmen, and there were gangs of freemen (young and younger) who roamed the streets of the settlements; they were known and feared especially during the –270s and –260s.  There were, however, a few hopeful developments such as the election of [[Odgar IV]] to the post of rejah in an eastern settlement, but even though his presence did have some immediate effect on the peoples of his jurisdiction, it did not prevent the horror that would come.  It is said the inability of the Rejahs to affect said gangs and the ineptitude of the Iganeftan Council to get rid of them led to the –260 [[EC]] coup by Paul Glosford.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[''NOTICE: The following history of the Despot of Iganefta has only recently been released to the public; this is a result of assiduous research by many scholars using many resources, most important being the writings of [[York of Brahang]]; even unto -1 [[EC]] our peoples were used to the picture of Lord Glosfordshier as a pretty nice guy who was misunderstood by some crazy Safetyists, here follows a more truthful understanding of what really occurred: READER BEWARE'']&lt;br /&gt;
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The First Iganeftan Mercenary Company was established by Paul Glosford when he simply renamed his street gang.  His use of the thugs to take control of the Iganeftan Council resulted in momentous changes in the life of the City of Settlements, most importantly being that the majority of tween gangs were wiped out, a great number of yuet gangs were absorbed, and Glosford became head-honcho in the City of Settlements.&lt;br /&gt;
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Usually named ''Those Terrible Eight Years'' by local loremasters, the reign of Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier was highlighted by beatings, bleatings, murders, and cronyism.  Glosfordshier entitled himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  As to the Reign of Glosfordshier, he is mainly remembered for constructing his &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot;  and for remaking some of the prevailing political bodies in the Settlements, staffing them with his people from the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the Despot's reign, the nobles and the merchants each began conspiring against him.  The nobles did not want to lose their way of life, though their main aim was to reduce his power, not get rid of him.  The merchants, as history shows, had only one aim in mind: to kill the son of a grub!  After the matrimonial creation of the Wapsipinicon Family in –258 [[EC]], maneuvers against the Despot grew, but most were ineffectual.  It wasn’t until the merchant class had had enough of the Dictator that they joined together in an ad hoc '''Committee of Public Safety''' and murdered him, in –252 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With the Despot dead, the nobility and the merchants met and, after some discussion and not a few fights, came to create the Committee of Canons.  This committee, comprised of one-half nobleman and one-half merchant, worked for over six months to write a document that would both allow for the governing of the City of Settlements and allay any fears of future coups.  By –251 [[EC]] a new and revised '''''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples''''' was drafted and accepted.  It did not abolish all the changes which Glosford had instituted when he became the first Lord-Mayor, but it did modify and reduce the power that said Lord-Mayor would control.  The first Decree of the new Council was to elect Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon to the post of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  The second Decree was to dismember the now stinking corpse of Glosford and display large pieces of it in the thirteen Settlements as well as place his head in the Council Hall as an omen to any would-be dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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From -252 to -247 [[EC]] Wapsipinicon devoted his time to dealing with the corrupt practices of the guilds (made legal by Glosfordshier but not seen as very nice by Wapsipinicon), to calming various nobles who wanted to ignore the effects of Glosfordshier and begin the year –260 [[EC]] all over again, and to trying to do something with the Guards of Iganefta.  The -249 [[EC]] eruption of the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] allowed the Lord-Mayor to send the bored-and-ready-to-bite soldiery away (at least temporarily).  They marched under the banner of the Furious Apple (which was now symbol of the sitting royal family of Wapsipinicon) and sang songs to the Dictator Glosfordshier (who was dead).  The apple was so common a sight on the proud chests of mercenary troops during the Revolution in Threel that the Iganeftan soldiers became known as Pickers, short for &amp;quot;apple-pickers&amp;quot;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In –247 [[EC]] the Folktown-to-Iganefta Causeway was completed.  Wapsipinicon decided to take this moment to go on holiday in Iganefta-on-the-Sea; when he did, the Matriarch of the faimly took the reigns.  The Barb of Iganefta's most public enemy was Odgar IV, though she never referred to him as an enemy.  The Rejah was completely Folktown-centric and attempted to force new institutions upon Iganefta, but this never worked out.  It was while the Lord-Mayor was in Thungerbarg that Rejah Odgar claimed the Court and Parliament of Folktown as his source of authority, quite an odd claim for a man living in Iganefta!  After claiming the right to call upon the Folktown Militia, many wondered if a war between Iganefta and Folktown would ensue, but nothing ever came of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –239 [[EC]] Rejah Odgar died.  Much is ballyhooed about the &amp;quot;roving minstrel&amp;quot; who was the last to see the Rejah alive but to this day no one has ever gotten the minstrel's side of the story.  After the death, the two towns of Iganefta and Folktown went their unconnected ways.  The Council dismantled Odgar's Settlement courthouse and elected to quash the post of rejah from that Settlement altogether.  The entire Settlement was subsequently partitioned among its neighboring Settlements and its name was stricken from the Roll (hence its &amp;quot;nameless&amp;quot; status to this day).&lt;br /&gt;
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In –238 [[EC]], while Lord-Mayor Earl Wapsipinicon was again in Thungerbarg on holiday, he died.  The populace of Iganefta then elected his wife Nadia to the post of Lord-Mayor.  For the next five years Nadia Wapsipinicon served as leader to Iganefta furthering her husband’s name and was known as the Widow Lord-Mayor.&lt;br /&gt;
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By -190 [[EC]] the Council of Iganefta came to be known as the Council of Lords.&lt;br /&gt;
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Long after the tumultuous times of the Despot another outbreak of violence shook Iganefta.  At the turn of the First Century BEC yet another Lord-Mayor turned despot, his name: Geoffrey Prepuce.  He had married into the influential Grommie Family, but apparently that was not enough.  Unfortunately, the normally peaceful folk of Iganefta rushed the Hall of the City in -99 [[EC]] and carried out Geoffrey Prepuce and burned him alive, meanwhile they also took the time to try his effigy for crimes against the people (whether this was by accident or purpose is simply not known).  This burning and trial may have been the reason behind the motivation for Izzimae Grommie's (Prepuce's wife) attempt to reach the top of Mount Yurch the following year. &lt;br /&gt;
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From -74 [[EC]] to -64 [[EC]] the land was alive with the sound of rock removal, pebble padding, weed whacking, and the seemingly aimless shuffling of many feet - in other words: the sounds of the construction of the Cataract Roads.  This led, over time, to the growth of &amp;quot;way towns&amp;quot; beside established towns and villages.  These places came to include attractions, markets, and Bethany Brothels.  For Iganefta the Cataract meant growth in trade and tourism.&lt;br /&gt;
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The peoples of the greater Iganeftan area were astounded in -53 [[EC]] when a deceased James Jordan proved he was very much alive.  After more than a year sight unseen, he returned to Iganefta with a huge hork.  On the very day of his return he gained the monicker Horkmanifester.&lt;br /&gt;
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-45 [[EC]] saw the hole in the ground now known as the Azura Mines come to the light of day.  Soon, with operations under the management of [[DasMineGold]], more construction came to Iganefta - and an influx of mechanauts.&lt;br /&gt;
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In -11 EC, the [[Doggerel plague]] swept through the twin cities bringing one of the darkest moments in living memory to Iganeftan history. When the first infected wandered in from the [[Cactus forests]], Iganefta was completely unprepared. Initially, the City Guard used the decidedly non-lethal [[Snotgun|snotgun]] in an attempt to subdue the rampaging horde of the infected, but when this proved ineffective, the Guard herded them all to the Bindlet Ball field for a game. The Pickers haven't been quite the same since. However, it was not a total loss, since the infected drank a suitable volume of Adlorst wine while watching the game not only boosting the local economy, but miraculously curing themselves of their affliction.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Historiographie==&lt;br /&gt;
:-400 EC: Iganefta Settlement came to be by at least this date&lt;br /&gt;
:-294 EC: Birth of Odgar IV (&amp;quot;''I've''&amp;quot;) &lt;br /&gt;
:-281 EC: Wakanpantricist Guard subdue the town of Thungerbarg near Plain of Brahang &lt;br /&gt;
:-280 EC: Birth of Paul Glosford &lt;br /&gt;
:-272 EC: Birth of Earl Wapsipin&lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: Odgar IV unexpectedly elected to post of rejah &lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: A young Paul Glosford rises to power in the Dead Crabbits gang &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Paul Glosford executes the take-over of the Iganeftan Council; takes on name Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier&lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC to -252 EC: '''Those Terrible Eight Years''' &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Construction of Iganefta-on-the-Sea is undertaken &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway is appointed Court Portraitist in the Court of Odgar IV&lt;br /&gt;
:-257 EC: Odgar IV's first round of Folktown reforms &lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinates the dictator Glosford&lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Canons writes a revised Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: the Constitution of the Settlement Peoples was accepted by the nobility and merchants&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: Earl Wapsipinicon elected as the new Lord-Mayor&lt;br /&gt;
:-250 EC: Construction of the Folktown to Iganefta Causeway &lt;br /&gt;
:-249 EC: the commencement of the Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution and the sending out the Iganeftan soldiery under the banner of the Furious Apple – the soldiery subsequently gained the name Pickers&lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Odgar IV's &amp;quot;Grand Declaration&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Ponce Gardening arrives in Iganefta-on-the-Sea &lt;br /&gt;
:-241 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway disappears and is presumed dead &lt;br /&gt;
:-240 EC: A quarrel with Iganefta ends in Stindersgrough being slowly ejaculated&lt;br /&gt;
:-153 EC: the Grommie name appears in Iganefta records&lt;br /&gt;
:-99 EC: the burning of Lord-Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce &amp;amp; trying of his effigy in court of law&lt;br /&gt;
:-74 EC to -64 EC: Construction of the Cataract Roads&lt;br /&gt;
:-50 [[EC]]: Founding of Iganeftan company [[TransAvian]]&lt;br /&gt;
:-45 EC: Discovery of the [[Azura Mines]]&lt;br /&gt;
:-11 EC: the Doggerel Plague hits Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Gravion Process]], [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], [[Lord Glosfordshier]]&lt;br /&gt;
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First Edition by: --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 16:37, 9 Nov 2004 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Second Edition by: --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:24, 20 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==An Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Iganefta''', the name brings to mind so much.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea are the southernmost 'civilized' settlements on Ghyll,&amp;quot; so says a travel brochure, but the younger twin ([[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]]) is actually found in the west.  Iganefta-on-the-Sea is a unique abode and is dealt with in its own entry of this most useful publication.  It is Iganefta proper that will be dealt with in these pages.  Most famous as the southern terminus of the [[Cataract Road]], Iganefta is a brisk two lele walk from the [[Azura Mines]] and a mere 120 [[lele]] east of the infamous mountaineering challenge, [[Mount Yurch]]. In fact, Iganefta has hosted so many ill-fated expeditions to Mount Yurch that the locals often refer to it as The Grim Mr. Yurch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta has been referred to as a &amp;quot;City of Settlements&amp;quot; by her native historians and scholars due to the inclusive nature of her growth. The original &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; has existed since at least -400 [[EC]] though records of the general area during that time are scant and somewhat vague. Iganefta, however, has grown steadily since her founding, swallowing smaller settlements, often without their consent. It has been suggested by certain hyper-conservative political wags that, at the current rate of encroachment, the roughly 30 lele of rough terrain between Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea will vanish in a few short years. &lt;br /&gt;
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Originally Iganefta was a loose confederation of settlements (Iganefta Settlement being the largest) but, in the year -260 [[EC]], [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]] took control of the already established Iganefta Council of Lords and declared himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta. At first there was a bit of resistance to his new ideas for governance, but since Lord Glosfordshier had already started the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company, the political winds quickly blew elsewhere. After his successful succession to the Lord-Mayorship, he promptly ordered the construction of a &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot; by the sea, this became known as Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Politics==&lt;br /&gt;
The ruling body politic of Iganefta is the '''Council of Lords''' led by the '''Lord-Mayor'''.  Prior to the coming of Lord Glosfordshier, the Council of Iganefta was ruled by a conglomeration of Theophanes, Sub-Theophanes and Counters who were selected from the then existent Settlements.  These men and women came from the nobility accustomed to a life of leadership and leisure; their education was comprised mostly of battle training, spitting contests, and the two degrees of counting (important for land-owners at that time).  They lived on estates which were attached to one or another of the Settlements.  Manor life during this period included such activities as puking, spitting, fielding, and managering.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The defensive force behind the Council of Lords is the city guard known far and wide as the [[Pickers|'''Iganeftan Pickers''']] who march under the banner of the [[Furious Apple]].  The men behind the apple have been seen on many a battlefield during the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]]. The pride which this appellation has created in the troops has become so ingrained in Iganeftan consciousness that the name continues to survive today, carried proudly by the local Iganeftan [[Bindlet Ball]] team. Even the accusation that the entire Conflict is merely a trade war instituted by the [[Grommies]] to keep high the prices of [[Altoxian Bulb|Altoxian Bulb stock]] has not diminished the renown of Iganeftan mercenary troops. &lt;br /&gt;
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The people of Iganefta can be distinguished by classes: '''nobles''' being one and &amp;quot;upper&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''Adrizian'''&amp;quot; being another, of course, the majority of folk belong to the '''working class''', the '''lower class''', and least of all, the '''outclassed'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Law==&lt;br /&gt;
The legal system of Iganefta is recognizable in other towns and villages even though it has been uniquely influenced by the personal tastes of Lord Glosfordshier.  The introduction and import, in –207 [[EC]], of the Codex RealAxe also has played a part in the development of Iganeftan legal practice. Street justice still reigns supreme but the more elite inhabitants do have access to the local Adjudicator, Protector, and Persecutor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Economic Significance==&lt;br /&gt;
As the Southernmost end-point of the Cataract Road, Iganefta is afforded countless economic opportunities that lesser cities are denied. Iganefta's size, wealth and location make it an ideal stop for [[DermPachyges]], which also enables this living, pulsing, growing metropolis to prosper beyond initial expectations. Iganefta is most famous as the birth-place of the [[Altoxian Bulb]] and, as such, has a thriving Altoxian Bulb industry. This is aided, of course, by the proximity of the Azura Mines, which provide the steadiest source of the bioluminescent gel which is the main ingredient in Altoxian Bulb creation.  The mines produce the raw material for much more than just bulbs - the most abundant ore is oooite, and [[DasMineGold]] continues to research uses for the material, from better aelfant shoes to [[NeoPostAncientism|NeoPostAncientism mobiles]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta is also a leader in military technology. In addition to maintaining mercenary companies of various sizes and specialities, their development of [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] as a powerful weapon has brought quite a bit of renown to Iganeftan experimental laboratories. Currently, there are several projects in the works with the goal of refining Ball Lightning Liqueur into a self-contained incendiary. It is hoped that this will one day erase the stain on their reputation for having hosted the creator of the dreaded [[Gravion Process]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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As far as the trade of tourism, a most important company is that of the &amp;quot;Mount Yurch Climbers.&amp;quot;  With advertisements throughout the countryside, it is said that thousands of tourists come to Iganefta every month presumably to climb the mountain and Iganeftan tradesmen and merchants sell and barter millions of souvenirs.  Inhabitants of Iganefta, however, don't make the climb themselves; they look with scorn on the climbers, but are ever open to taking their ooo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Residents==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, Iganefta's most famous residents come from the Family Grommie, collectively known as the [[Grommies]]. The Grommie name first appears in Iganefta in -153 [[EC]] and the family currently owns Iganefta's only local news daily, the [[Iganefta Recorder]]. The most powerful Grommie residing in Iganefta today is Thureau Grommie, who received a family fortune amassed by his father and grandfather, Rikkard and Daffid Grommie, respectively. The local Grommie concerns include a chain of casinos, a theme park, and several entertainment halls in both Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. The family denies any connection to the more scurrilous history of smuggling associated with old money in Iganefta-on-the-Sea, and Thureau has the connections in the Iganefta government to make that the official history. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other well-known residents of the twin Iganefta cities include: &lt;br /&gt;
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 Agwa Reeum: the infamous translator of the [[Grimporke Grimoire]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Doc Rockett]]: S. J. &amp;quot;Doc&amp;quot; Rockett was a highly successful and exceptionally prolific writer, best known for his works of popularized scholarship for the lay Ghyllian. Rocket moved to Iganefta with his family when he was three, but was so enamoured with the twin cities that he never left again. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Godfroi Hasawithe]]: the &amp;quot;Sage of Nininger&amp;quot; was briefly a resident of the twin cities when he came to work for Baron James Horkmanifester where he learned and followed Horkmanifester's investment rules. Interestingly enough, his own fame eclipsed that of his mentor who is hardly ever mentioned outside of Hasawithe biographies. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Baron James Horkmanifester]]: Entrepreneur, founder of TransAvian. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Harv Gretborn]]: the infamous theoalchemist and inventor whose creations include the Snotgun, the Fountain Spray, the Blue Ice, and, of course, his infamous Gravion Process. Gretborn's famous &amp;quot;invention laboratory&amp;quot; was roughly halfway between the twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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 Professor Altoxian: Inventor of the Altoxian Bulb. &lt;br /&gt;
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 Trung Tro Hampher: unsuccessful candidate for Lord-Mayor. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Historical Figures''':&lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]]: original Lord-Mayor of Iganefta and High-Chairman of the Iganeftan Council of Lords. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Odgar IV|Rejah Odgar IV]]&lt;br /&gt;
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 The [[Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook|Wapsipinicon Family]]: Barb Sipin (Matriarch), Lord Earl - Second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, and Lady Nadia - Widow Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon (Third Lord-Mayor)&lt;br /&gt;
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 Lord Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
There is popular lore that in the prehistory of the late days of the Third Millenium BEC there lived a family named Iganefta.  In the year –2005 [[EC]] these Iganeftans came to a village named [[Zavinian House|Zavini]], recently constructed by a northern family by that same name.  For no known reason the Iganeftans murdered the Zavinis, began to live in their now deserted homes and renamed the village Iganefta.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Historically speaking, the &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; district of Iganefta is known to have existed since at least -400 [[EC]].  The City of Settlements in this 5th Century BEC was simply a loose confederation.&lt;br /&gt;
Though records during that time are known to not be exact, to surmise a history reaching back another 1500 years can be hard to swallow.  &lt;br /&gt;
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By the Third Century BEC there were thirteen Settlements, which included Iganefta, Treadleville, and Aghquabamticook.  This &amp;quot;City&amp;quot; was ruled over by the Iganeftan Council, the Council whose Hall was built within the Settlement of Iganefta.  This City was not a peaceful place.  The Settlements had each their own soldiery, the noble families had their own guardsmen, and there were gangs of freemen (young and younger) who roamed the streets of the settlements; they were known and feared especially during the –270s and –260s.  There were, however, a few hopeful developments such as the election of [[Odgar IV]] to the post of rejah in an eastern settlement, but even though his presence did have some immediate effect on the peoples of his jurisdiction, it did not prevent the horror that would come.  It is said the inability of the Rejahs to affect said gangs and the ineptitude of the Iganeftan Council to get rid of them led to the –260 [[EC]] coup by Paul Glosford.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The First Iganeftan Mercenary Company was established by Paul Glosford when he simply renamed his street gang.  His use of the thugs to take control of the Iganeftan Council resulted in momentous changes in the life of the City of Settlements, most importantly being that the majority of tween gangs were wiped out, a great number of yuet gangs were absorbed, and Glosford became head-honcho in the City of Settlements.&lt;br /&gt;
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Usually named ''Those Terrible Eight Years'' by local loremasters, the reign of Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier was highlighted by beatings, bleatings, murders, and cronyism.  Glosfordshier entitled himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  As to the Reign of Glosfordshier, he is mainly remembered for constructing his &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot;  and for remaking some of the prevailing political bodies in the Settlements, staffing them with his people from the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the Despot's reign, the nobles and the merchants each began conspiring against him.  The nobles did not want to lose their way of life, though their main aim was to reduce his power, not get rid of him.  The merchants, as history shows, had only one aim in mind: to kill the son of a grub!  After the matrimonial creation of the Wapsipinicon Family in –258 [[EC]], maneuvers against the Despot grew, but most were ineffectual.  It wasn’t until the merchant class had had enough of the Dictator that they joined together in an ad hoc '''Committee of Public Safety''' and murdered him, in –252 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With the Despot dead, the nobility and the merchants met and, after some discussion and not a few fights, came to create the Committee of Canons.  This committee, comprised of one-half nobleman and one-half merchant, worked for over six months to write a document that would both allow for the governing of the City of Settlements and allay any fears of future coups.  By –251 [[EC]] a new and revised '''''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples''''' was drafted and accepted.  It did not abolish all the changes which Glosford had instituted when he became the first Lord-Mayor, but it did modify and reduce the power that said Lord-Mayor would control.  The first Decree of the new Council was to elect Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon to the post of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  The second Decree was to dismember the now stinking corpse of Glosford and display large pieces of it in the thirteen Settlements as well as place his head in the Council Hall as an omen to any would-be dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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From -252 to -247 [[EC]] Wapsipinicon devoted his time to dealing with the corrupt practices of the guilds (made legal by Glosfordshier but not seen as very nice by Wapsipinicon), to calming various nobles who wanted to ignore the effects of Glosfordshier and begin the year –260 [[EC]] all over again, and to trying to do something with the Guards of Iganefta.  The -249 [[EC]] eruption of the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] allowed the Lord-Mayor to send the bored-and-ready-to-bite soldiery away (at least temporarily).  They marched under the banner of the Furious Apple (which was now symbol of the sitting royal family of Wapsipinicon) and sang songs to the Dictator Glosfordshier (who was dead).  The apple was so common a sight on the proud chests of mercenary troops during the Revolution in Threel that the Iganeftan soldiers became known as Pickers, short for &amp;quot;apple-pickers&amp;quot;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In –247 [[EC]] the Folktown-to-Iganefta Causeway was completed.  Wapsipinicon decided to take this moment to go on holiday in Iganefta-on-the-Sea; when he did, the Matriarch of the faimly took the reigns.  The Barb of Iganefta's most public enemy was Odgar IV, though she never referred to him as an enemy.  The Rejah was completely Folktown-centric and attempted to force new institutions upon Iganefta, but this never worked out.  It was while the Lord-Mayor was in Thungerbarg that Rejah Odgar claimed the Court and Parliament of Folktown as his source of authority, quite an odd claim for a man living in Iganefta!  After claiming the right to call upon the Folktown Militia, many wondered if a war between Iganefta and Folktown would ensue, but nothing ever came of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –239 [[EC]] Rejah Odgar died.  Much is ballyhooed about the &amp;quot;roving minstrel&amp;quot; who was the last to see the Rejah alive but to this day no one has ever gotten the minstrel's side of the story.  After the death, the two towns of Iganefta and Folktown went their unconnected ways.  The Council dismantled Odgar's Settlement courthouse and elected to quash the post of rejah from that Settlement altogether.  The entire Settlement was subsequently partitioned among its neighboring Settlements and its name was stricken from the Roll (hence its &amp;quot;nameless&amp;quot; status to this day).&lt;br /&gt;
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In –238 [[EC]], while Lord-Mayor Earl Wapsipinicon was again in Thungerbarg on holiday, he died.  The populace of Iganefta then elected his wife Nadia to the post of Lord-Mayor.  For the next five years Nadia Wapsipinicon served as leader to Iganefta furthering her husband’s name and was known as the Widow Lord-Mayor.&lt;br /&gt;
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Long after those tumultuous times another outbreak of violence shook Iganefta.  At the turn of the First Century BEC yet another Lord-Mayor turned despot, his name: Geoffrey Prepuce.  He had married into the influential Grommie Family, but apparently that was not enough.  Unfortunately, the normally peaceful folk of Iganefta rushed the Hall of the City in -99 [[EC]] and carried out Geoffrey Prepuce and burned him alive, meanwhile they also took the time to try his effigy for crimes against the people (whether this was by accident or purpose is simply not known).  This burning and trial may have been the reason behind the motivation for Izzimae Grommie's (Prepuce's wife) attempt to reach the top of Mount Yurch the following year. &lt;br /&gt;
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From -74 [[EC]] to -64 [[EC]] the land was alive with the sound of rock removal, pebble padding, weed whacking, and the seemingly aimless shuffling of many feet - in other words: the sounds of the construction of the Cataract Roads.  This led, over time, to the growth of &amp;quot;way towns&amp;quot; beside established towns and villages.  These places came to include attractions, markets, and Bethany Brothels.  For Iganefta the Cataract meant growth in trade and tourism.&lt;br /&gt;
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-45 [[EC]] saw the hole in the ground now known as the Azura Mines come to the light of day.  Soon, with operations under the management of DasMineGold, more construction came to Iganefta - and an influx of mechanauts.&lt;br /&gt;
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In -11 EC, the [[Doggerel plague]] swept through the twin cities bringing one of the darkest moments in living memory to Iganeftan history. When the first infected wandered in from the [[Cactus forests]], Iganefta was completely unprepared. Initially, the City Guard used the decidedly non-lethal [[Snotgun|snotgun]] in an attempt to subdue the rampaging horde of the infected, but when this proved ineffective, the Guard herded them all to the Bindlet Ball field for a game. The Pickers haven't been quite the same since. However, it was not a total loss, since the infected drank a suitable volume of Adlorst wine while watching the game not only boosting the local economy, but miraculously curing themselves of their affliction.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Historiographie==&lt;br /&gt;
:-400 EC: Iganefta Settlement came to be by at least this date&lt;br /&gt;
:-294 EC: Birth of Odgar IV (&amp;quot;''I've''&amp;quot;) &lt;br /&gt;
:-281 EC: Wakanpantricist Guard subdues the town of Thungerbarg near Plain of Brahang &lt;br /&gt;
:-280 EC: Birth of Paul Glosford &lt;br /&gt;
:-280 EC: Odgar IV wins prize at Calends Gala pie-eating contest &lt;br /&gt;
:-272 EC: Birth of Earl Wapsipin&lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: Odgar IV unexpectedly gets elected to post of rejah &lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: A young Paul Glosford rises to power in the Dead Crabbits gang &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Paul Glosford executes the take-over of the Iganeftan Council; takes on name Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier&lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC to -252 EC: '''Those Terrible Eight Years''' &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Construction of Iganefta-on-the-Sea is undertaken &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway is appointed Court Portraitist in the Court of Odgar IV&lt;br /&gt;
:-257 EC: Odgar IV's begins first round of Folktown reforms &lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinates the dictator Glosford&lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Canons writes a revised Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: the Constitution of the Settlement Peoples was accepted by the nobility and merchants&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: Earl Wapsipinicon is elected as the new Lord-Mayor&lt;br /&gt;
:-250 EC: Odgar IV encourages construction of the Folktown to Iganefta Causeway &lt;br /&gt;
:-249 EC: the commencement of the Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution and the sending out the Iganeftan soldiery under the banner of the Furious Apple – the soldiery subsequently gained the name of Pickers&lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Odgar IV acknowledges the Folktown court &amp;quot;Grand Declaration&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Ponce Gardening arrives in Iganefta-on-the-Sea &lt;br /&gt;
:-241 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway disappears and is presumed dead &lt;br /&gt;
:-240 EC: A quarrel with Iganefta ends in Stindersgrough being slowly ejaculated&lt;br /&gt;
:-153 EC: the Grommie name appears in Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
:-99 EC: the burning of Lord-Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce &amp;amp; trying of his effigy in the court of law&lt;br /&gt;
:-74 EC to -64 EC: Construction of the Cataract Roads&lt;br /&gt;
:-45 EC: Discovery of the Azura Mines&lt;br /&gt;
:-11 EC: the Doggerel Plague hits Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Gravion Process]], [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], [[Lord Glosfordshier]]&lt;br /&gt;
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First Edition by: --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 16:37, 9 Nov 2004 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Second Edition by: --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:24, 20 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==An Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Iganefta''', the name brings to mind so much.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea are the southernmost 'civilized' settlements on Ghyll,&amp;quot; so says a travel brochure, but the younger twin ([[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]]) is actually found in the west.  Iganefta-on-the-Sea is a unique abode and is dealt with in its own entry of this most useful publication.  It is Iganefta proper that will be dealt with in these pages.  Most famous as the southern terminus of the [[Cataract Road]], Iganefta is a brisk two lele walk from the [[Azura Mines]] and a mere 120 [[lele]] east of the infamous mountaineering challenge, [[Mount Yurch]]. In fact, Iganefta has hosted so many ill-fated expeditions to Mount Yurch that the locals often refer to it as The Grim Mr. Yurch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta has been referred to as a &amp;quot;City of Settlements&amp;quot; by her native historians and scholars due to the inclusive nature of her growth. The original &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; has existed since at least -400 [[EC]] though records of the general area during that time are scant and somewhat vague. Iganefta, however, has grown steadily since her founding, swallowing smaller settlements, often without their consent. It has been suggested by certain hyper-conservative political wags that, at the current rate of encroachment, the roughly 30 lele of rough terrain between Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea will vanish in a few short years. &lt;br /&gt;
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Originally Iganefta was a loose confederation of settlements (Iganefta Settlement being the largest) but, in the year -260 [[EC]], [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]] took control of the already established Iganefta Council of Lords and declared himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta. At first there was a bit of resistance to his new ideas for governance, but since Lord Glosfordshier had already started the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company, the political winds quickly blew elsewhere. After his successful succession to the Lord-Mayorship, he promptly ordered the construction of a &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot; by the sea, this became known as Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Politics==&lt;br /&gt;
The ruling body politic of Iganefta is the '''Council of Lords''' led by the '''Lord-Mayor'''.  Prior to the coming of Lord Glosfordshier, the Council of Iganefta was ruled by a conglomeration of Theophanes, Sub-Theophanes and Counters who were selected from the then existent Settlements.  These men and women came from the nobility accustomed to a life of leadership and leisure; their education was comprised mostly of battle training, spitting contests, and the two degrees of counting (important for land-owners at that time).  They lived on estates which were attached to one or another of the Settlements.  Manor life during this period included such activities as puking, spitting, fielding, and managering.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The defensive force behind the Council of Lords is the city guard known far and wide as the [[Pickers|'''Iganeftan Pickers''']] who march under the banner of the [[Furious Apple]].  The men behind the apple have been seen on many a battlefield during the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]]. The pride which this appellation has created in the troops has become so ingrained in Iganeftan consciousness that the name continues to survive today, carried proudly by the local Iganeftan [[Bindlet Ball]] team. Even the accusation that the entire Conflict is merely a trade war instituted by the [[Grommies]] to keep high the prices of [[Altoxian Bulb|Altoxian Bulb stock]] has not diminished the renown of Iganeftan mercenary troops. &lt;br /&gt;
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The people of Iganefta can be distinguished by classes: '''nobles''' being one and &amp;quot;upper&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''Adrizian'''&amp;quot; being another, of course, the majority of folk belong to the '''working class''', the '''lower class''', and least of all, the '''outclassed'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Law==&lt;br /&gt;
The legal system of Iganefta is recognizable in other towns and villages even though it has been uniquely influenced by the personal tastes of Lord Glosfordshier.  The introduction and import, in –207 [[EC]], of the Codex RealAxe also has played a part in the development of Iganeftan legal practice. Street justice still reigns supreme but the more elite inhabitants do have access to the local Adjudicator, Protector, and Persecutor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Economic Significance==&lt;br /&gt;
As the Southernmost end-point of the Cataract Road, Iganefta is afforded countless economic opportunities that lesser cities are denied. Iganefta's size, wealth and location make it an ideal stop for [[DermPachyges]], which also enables this living, pulsing, growing metropolis to prosper beyond initial expectations. Iganefta is most famous as the birth-place of the [[Altoxian Bulb]] and, as such, has a thriving Altoxian Bulb industry. This is aided, of course, by the proximity of the Azura Mines, which provide the steadiest source of the bioluminescent gel which is the main ingredient in Altoxian Bulb creation.  The mines produce the raw material for much more than just bulbs - the most abundant ore is oooite, and [[DasMineGold]] continues to research uses for the material, from better aelfant shoes to [[NeoPostAncientism|NeoPostAncientism mobiles]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta is also a leader in military technology. In addition to maintaining mercenary companies of various sizes and specialities, their development of [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] as a powerful weapon has brought quite a bit of renown to Iganeftan experimental laboratories. Currently, there are several projects in the works with the goal of refining Ball Lightning Liqueur into a self-contained incendiary. It is hoped that this will one day erase the stain on their reputation for having hosted the creator of the dreaded [[Gravion Process]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Residents==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, Iganefta's most famous residents come from the Family Grommie, collectively known as the [[Grommies]]. The Grommie name first appears in Iganefta in -153 [[EC]] and the family currently owns Iganefta's only local news daily, the [[Iganefta Recorder]]. The most powerful Grommie residing in Iganefta today is Thureau Grommie, who received a family fortune amassed by his father and grandfather, Rikkard and Daffid Grommie, respectively. The local Grommie concerns include a chain of casinos, a theme park, and several entertainment halls in both Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. The family denies any connection to the more scurrilous history of smuggling associated with old money in Iganefta-on-the-Sea, and Thureau has the connections in the Iganefta government to make that the official history. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other well-known residents of the twin Iganefta cities include: &lt;br /&gt;
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 Agwa Reeum: the infamous translator of the [[Grimporke Grimoire]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Doc Rockett]]: S. J. &amp;quot;Doc&amp;quot; Rockett was a highly successful and exceptionally prolific writer, best known for his works of popularized scholarship for the lay Ghyllian. Rocket moved to Iganefta with his family when he was three, but was so enamoured with the twin cities that he never left again. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Godfroi Hasawithe]]: the &amp;quot;Sage of Nininger&amp;quot; was briefly a resident of the twin cities when he came to work for Baron James Horkmanifester where he learned and followed Horkmanifester's investment rules. Interestingly enough, his own fame eclipsed that of his mentor who is hardly ever mentioned outside of Hasawithe biographies. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Baron James Horkmanifester]]: Entrepreneur, founder of TransAvian. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Harv Gretborn]]: the infamous theoalchemist and inventor whose creations include the Snotgun, the Fountain Spray, the Blue Ice, and, of course, his infamous Gravion Process. Gretborn's famous &amp;quot;invention laboratory&amp;quot; was roughly halfway between the twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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 Professor Altoxian: Inventor of the Altoxian Bulb. &lt;br /&gt;
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 Trung Tro Hampher: unsuccessful candidate for Lord-Mayor. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Historical Figures''':&lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]]: original Lord-Mayor of Iganefta and High-Chairman of the Iganeftan Council of Lords. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Odgar IV|Rejah Odgar IV]]&lt;br /&gt;
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 The [[Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook|Wapsipinicon Family]]: Barb Sipin (Matriarch), Lord Earl - Second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, and Lady Nadia - Widow Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon (Third Lord-Mayor)&lt;br /&gt;
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 Lord Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
There is popular lore that in the prehistory of the late days of the Third Millenium BEC there lived a family named Iganefta.  In the year –2005 [[EC]] these Iganeftans came to a village named [[Zavinian House|Zavini]], recently constructed by a northern family by that same name.  For no known reason the Iganeftans murdered the Zavinis, began to live in their now deserted homes and renamed the village Iganefta.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Historically speaking, the &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; district of Iganefta is known to have existed since at least -400 [[EC]].  The City of Settlements in this 5th Century BEC was simply a loose confederation.&lt;br /&gt;
Though records during that time are known to not be exact, to surmise a history reaching back another 1500 years can be hard to swallow.  &lt;br /&gt;
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By the Third Century BEC there were thirteen Settlements, which included Iganefta, Treadleville, and Aghquabamticook.  This &amp;quot;City&amp;quot; was ruled over by the Iganeftan Council, the Council whose Hall was built within the Settlement of Iganefta.  This City was not a peaceful place.  The Settlements had each their own soldiery, the noble families had their own guardsmen, and there were gangs of freemen (young and younger) who roamed the streets of the settlements; they were known and feared especially during the –270s and –260s.  There were, however, a few hopeful developments such as the election of [[Odgar IV]] to the post of rejah in an eastern settlement, but even though his presence did have some immediate effect on the peoples of his jurisdiction, it did not prevent the horror that would come.  It is said the inability of the Rejahs to affect said gangs and the ineptitude of the Iganeftan Council to get rid of them led to the –260 [[EC]] coup by Paul Glosford.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The First Iganeftan Mercenary Company was established by Paul Glosford when he simply renamed his street gang.  His use of the thugs to take control of the Iganeftan Council resulted in momentous changes in the life of the City of Settlements, most importantly being that the majority of tween gangs were wiped out, a great number of yuet gangs were absorbed, and Glosford became head-honcho in the City of Settlements.&lt;br /&gt;
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Usually named ''Those Terrible Eight Years'' by local loremasters, the reign of Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier was highlighted by beatings, bleatings, murders, and cronyism.  Glosfordshier entitled himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  As to the Reign of Glosfordshier, he is mainly remembered for constructing his &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot;  and for remaking some of the prevailing political bodies in the Settlements, staffing them with his people from the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the Despot's reign, the nobles and the merchants each began conspiring against him.  The nobles did not want to lose their way of life, though their main aim was to reduce his power, not get rid of him.  The merchants, as history shows, had only one aim in mind: to kill the son of a grub!  After the matrimonial creation of the Wapsipinicon Family in –258 [[EC]], maneuvers against the Despot grew, but most were ineffectual.  It wasn’t until the merchant class had had enough of the Dictator that they joined together in an ad hoc '''Committee of Public Safety''' and murdered him, in –252 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With the Despot dead, the nobility and the merchants met and, after some discussion and not a few fights, came to create the Committee of Canons.  This committee, comprised of one-half nobleman and one-half merchant, worked for over six months to write a document that would both allow for the governing of the City of Settlements and allay any fears of future coups.  By –251 [[EC]] a new and revised '''''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples''''' was drafted and accepted.  It did not abolish all the changes which Glosford had instituted when he became the first Lord-Mayor, but it did modify and reduce the power that said Lord-Mayor would control.  The first Decree of the new Council was to elect Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon to the post of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  The second Decree was to dismember the now stinking corpse of Glosford and display large pieces of it in the thirteen Settlements as well as place his head in the Council Hall as an omen to any would-be dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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From -252 to -247 [[EC]] Wapsipinicon devoted his time to dealing with the corrupt practices of the guilds (made legal by Glosfordshier but not seen as very nice by Wapsipinicon), to calming various nobles who wanted to ignore the effects of Glosfordshier and begin the year –260 [[EC]] all over again, and to trying to do something with the Guards of Iganefta.  The -249 [[EC]] eruption of the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] allowed the Lord-Mayor to send the bored-and-ready-to-bite soldiery away (at least temporarily).  They marched under the banner of the Furious Apple (which was now symbol of the sitting royal family of Wapsipinicon) and sang songs to the Dictator Glosfordshier (who was dead).  The apple was so common a sight on the proud chests of mercenary troops during the Revolution in Threel that the Iganeftan soldiers became known as Pickers, short for &amp;quot;apple-pickers&amp;quot;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In –247 [[EC]] the Folktown-to-Iganefta Causeway was completed.  Wapsipinicon decided to take this moment to go on holiday in Iganefta-on-the-Sea; when he did, the Matriarch of the faimly took the reigns.  The Barb of Iganefta's most public enemy was Odgar IV, though she never referred to him as an enemy.  The Rejah was completely Folktown-centric and attempted to force new institutions upon Iganefta, but this never worked out.  It was while the Lord-Mayor was in Thungerbarg that Rejah Odgar claimed the Court and Parliament of Folktown as his source of authority, quite an odd claim for a man living in Iganefta!  After claiming the right to call upon the Folktown Militia, many wondered if a war between Iganefta and Folktown would ensue, but nothing ever came of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –239 [[EC]] Rejah Odgar died.  Much is ballyhooed about the &amp;quot;roving minstrel&amp;quot; who was the last to see the Rejah alive but to this day no one has ever gotten the minstrel's side of the story.  After the death, the two towns of Iganefta and Folktown went their unconnected ways.  The Council dismantled Odgar's Settlement courthouse and elected to quash the post of rejah from that Settlement altogether.  The entire Settlement was subsequently partitioned among its neighboring Settlements and its name was stricken from the Roll (hence its &amp;quot;nameless&amp;quot; status to this day).&lt;br /&gt;
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In –238 [[EC]], while Lord-Mayor Earl Wapsipinicon was again in Thungerbarg on holiday, he died.  The populace of Iganefta then elected his wife Nadia to the post of Lord-Mayor.  For the next five years Nadia Wapsipinicon served as leader to Iganefta furthering her husband’s name and was known as the Widow Lord-Mayor.&lt;br /&gt;
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Long after those tumultuous times another outbreak of violence shook Iganefta.  At the turn of the First Century BEC yet another Lord-Mayor turned despot, his name: Geoffrey Prepuce.  He had married into the influential Grommie Family, but apparently that was not enough.  Unfortunately, the normally peaceful folk of Iganefta rushed the Hall of the City in -99 [[EC]] and carried out Geoffrey Prepuce and burned him alive, meanwhile they also took the time to try his effigy for crimes against the people (whether this was by accident or purpose is simply not known).  This burning and trial may have been the reason behind the motivation for Izzimae Grommie's (Prepuce's wife) attempt to reach the top of Mount Yurch the following year. &lt;br /&gt;
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From -74 [[EC]] to -64 [[EC]] the land was alive with the sound of rock removal, pebble padding, weed whacking, and the seemingly aimless shuffling of many feet - in other words: the sounds of the construction of the Cataract Roads.  This led, over time, to the growth of &amp;quot;way towns&amp;quot; beside established towns and villages.  These places came to include attractions, markets, and Bethany Brothels.  For Iganefta the Cataract meant growth in trade and tourism.&lt;br /&gt;
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-45 [[EC]] saw the hole in the ground now known as the Azura Mines come to the light of day.  Soon, with operations under the management of DasMineGold, more construction came to Iganefta - and an influx of mechanauts.&lt;br /&gt;
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In -11 EC, the [[Doggerel plague]] swept through the twin cities bringing one of the darkest moments in living memory to Iganeftan history. When the first infected wandered in from the [[Cactus forests]], Iganefta was completely unprepared. Initially, the City Guard used the decidedly non-lethal [[Snotgun|snotgun]] in an attempt to subdue the rampaging horde of the infected, but when this proved ineffective, the Guard herded them all to the Bindlet Ball field for a game. The Pickers haven't been quite the same since. However, it was not a total loss, since the infected drank a suitable volume of Adlorst wine while watching the game not only boosting the local economy, but miraculously curing themselves of their affliction.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Historiographie==&lt;br /&gt;
:-400 EC: Iganefta Settlement came to be by at least this date&lt;br /&gt;
:-294 EC: Birth of Odgar IV (&amp;quot;''I've''&amp;quot;) &lt;br /&gt;
:-281 EC: Wakanpantricist Guard subdues the town of Thungerbarg near Plain of Brahang &lt;br /&gt;
:-280 EC: Birth of Paul Glosford &lt;br /&gt;
:-280 EC: Odgar IV wins prize at Calends Gala pie-eating contest &lt;br /&gt;
:-272 EC: Birth of Earl Wapsipin&lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: Odgar IV unexpectedly gets elected to post of rejah &lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC: A young Paul Glosford rises to power in the Dead Crabbits gang &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Paul Glosford executes the take-over of the Iganeftan Council; takes on name Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier&lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC to -252 EC: '''Those Terrible Eight Years''' &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Construction of Iganefta-on-the-Sea is undertaken &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway is appointed Court Portraitist in the Court of Odgar IV&lt;br /&gt;
:-257 EC: Odgar IV's begins first round of Folktown reforms &lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinates the dictator Glosford&lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC: the ad hoc Committee of Canons writes a revised Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: the Constitution of the Settlement Peoples was accepted by the nobility and merchants&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC: Earl Wapsipinicon is elected as the new Lord-Mayor&lt;br /&gt;
:-250 EC: Odgar IV encourages construction of the Folktown to Iganefta Causeway &lt;br /&gt;
:-249 EC: the commencement of the Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution and the sending out the Iganeftan soldiery under the banner of the Furious Apple – the soldiery subsequently gained the name of Pickers&lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Odgar IV acknowledges the Folktown court &amp;quot;Grand Declaration&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC: Ponce Gardening arrives in Iganefta-on-the-Sea &lt;br /&gt;
:-241 EC: Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway disappears and is presumed dead &lt;br /&gt;
:-240 EC: A quarrel with Iganefta ends in Stindersgrough being slowly ejaculated&lt;br /&gt;
:-153 EC: the Grommie name appears in Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
:-99 EC: the burning of Lord-Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce &amp;amp; trying of his effigy in the court of law&lt;br /&gt;
:-74 EC to -64 EC: Construction of the Cataract Roads&lt;br /&gt;
:-45 EC: Discovery of the Azura Mines&lt;br /&gt;
:-11 EC: the Doggerel Plague hits Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Gravion Process]], [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], [[Lord Glosfordshier]]&lt;br /&gt;
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First Edition by: --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 16:37, 9 Nov 2004 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Second Edition by: --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:24, 20 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Ghyll talk:Iganefta</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: moved original iganefta here&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;FYI, much of what I was describing here was, in fact, Chicago, with allowances for Ghyllian geography.  Chicago is a &amp;quot;City of Neighborhoods&amp;quot; and, of course, quite the center for gangster activity.  It also happens to be my old stomping grounds. --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 21:44, 5 Feb 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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by: --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:25, 20 November 2005 (EST)  For posterity and any needed &amp;quot;reboots&amp;quot;, here follows the '''Original''' Iganefta Entry:&lt;br /&gt;
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==An Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
The twin cities of '''Iganefta''' and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] are the southernmost &amp;quot;civilized&amp;quot; settlements on Ghyll.  Most famous as the Southern terminus of the [[Cataract Road]], Iganefta is a brisk two [[lele]] walk from the [[Azura Mines]] and a mere 120 [[lele]] East of the infamous mountaineering challenge, [[Mount Yurch]].  In fact, Iganefta has hosted so many ill-fated expeditions to [[Mount Yurch]] that the locals often refer to it as The Grim Mr. Yurch.&lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta has been referred to as a &amp;quot;City of Settlements&amp;quot; by her native historians and scholars due to the inclusive nature of her growth.  The original &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; district has existed since at least -400 [[EC]], though records of the general area during that time are scant and somewhat vague.  Iganefta, however, has grown steadily since her founding, swallowing smaller settlements, often without their consent.  It has been suggested by certain hyper-conservative political wags that, at the current rate of encroachment, the roughly 30 [[lele]] of rough terrain that separate Iganefta and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] will vanish in a few short years, swallowed by her sister city.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Originally, the twin cities were a loose confederation of settlements, Iganefta being the largest, but, in the year -260 [[EC]], [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]] took control of the already established Iganefta Council of Lords and declared himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  At first, there was a bit of resistance to his new ideas for governance, but since [[Lord Glosfordshier]] had already started the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company, the political winds quickly blew elsewhere.  After his successful succession to the Lord-Mayorship, he promptly ordered the construction of a &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot; by the sea, which promptly became known as [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It is somewhat unclear just when [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] became more than the simple resort town from which she started.  What is abundantly clear, however, is that Iganefta-on-the-Sea is very expensive and highly exclusive.  Certainly considered one of the most wealthy and exclusive settlements in Ghyll, Iganefta-on-the-Sea sports many richly appointed villas and retreats with spectacular views of the [[Dagger Seas]], for which the district is named.  Originally settled by retired sea captains, Iganefta-on-the-Sea has overcome her quaint history with the infusion of both old and new money, not to mention the influx of Adrizians.  Indeed, it is rumored that the local branch of the [[Harrabloon Bank]] is the wealthiest banking establishment in all of Ghyll.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ghyllian Politics and Recent Events==&lt;br /&gt;
The Iganeftan [[Furious Apple]] has been seen on many a battlefield during the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]].  In fact, it was so common a sight on the proud chests of mercenary troops during the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] that the Iganeftan soldiers became known as [[Pickers]], short for &amp;quot;apple-pickers&amp;quot;. The pride which this appellation created in the troops loyal to [[Lord Glosfordshier]] became so ingrained in Iganeftan consciousness that the name survives today, carried proudly by the local Iganeftan [[Bindlet Ball]] team.  Even the accusation that the entire [[Conflict That Is Not Happening|Conflict]] is merely a trade war instituted by the [[Grommies]] to keep the prices of [[Altoxian Bulb]] stock high has not diminished the renown of Iganeftan mercenary troops.&lt;br /&gt;
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In -11 [[EC]], the [[Doggerel plague]] swept through the twin cities bringing one of the darkest moments in living memory to Iganeftan history.  When the first infected wandered in from the [[Cactus forests]], Iganefta was completely unprepared.  Initially, the City Guard used the decidedly non-lethal [[Snotgun]] in an attempt to subdue the rampaging horde of the infected, but when this proved ineffective, the Guard herded them all to the [[Bindlet Ball]] field for a game.  The [[Pickers]] haven't been quite the same since.  However, it was not a total loss, since the infected drank a suitable volume of [[Adlorst Vinifera|Adlorst wine]] while watching the game not only boosting the local economy, but miraculously curing themselves of their affliction.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Economic Significance==&lt;br /&gt;
As the Southernmost end-point of the [[Cataract Road]], Iganefta is afforded countless economic opportunities that lesser cities are denied.  Iganefta's size, wealth and location make it an ideal stop for [[DermPachyges]], which also enables this living, pulsing, growing metropolis to prosper beyond initial expectations. Iganefta is most famous as the birth-place of the [[Altoxian Bulb]] and, as such, has a thriving [[Altoxian Bulb]] industry.  This is aided, of course, by the proximity of the [[Azura Mines]], which provide the steadiest source of the bioluminescent gel which is the main ingredient in [[Altoxian Bulb]] creation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite the Adrizians' attempts to sanitize the reputation of [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], the port there remains a thriving center of commerce, both during the day and in the deep of night.  In recent years, the Iganefta Council of Lords has made feeble attempts to stem the tide of illicit goods flowing through the back alleys of the city, though they have been less than successful.  As of this writing, the &amp;quot;back markets&amp;quot; of Iganefta-on-the-Sea are the only place where one may purchase the wildly popular Boxing [[EctoMechanauts]] game that has swept Ghyll.&lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta is also a leader in military technology.  In addition to maintaining mercenary companies of various sizes and specialities, their development of [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] as a powerful weapon has brought quite a bit of renown to Iganeftan experimental laboratories.  Currently, there are several projects in the works with the goal of refining [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]] into a self-contained incendiary.  It is hoped that this will one day erase the stain on their reputation for having hosted the creator of the dreaded [[Gravion Process]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Residents==&lt;br /&gt;
Iganefta's most famous residents are the [[Grommies]], as members of the Grommie family are known locally.  The Grommie name first appears in Iganefta in -153 [[EC]] and the family currently owns Iganefta's only local news daily, the ''[[Iganefta Recorder]]''.  The most powerful Grommie residing in Iganefta today is Thureau Grommie, who received a family fortune amased by his father and grandfather, Rikkard and Daffid Grommie, respectively.  The local Grommie concerns include a chain of casinos, a theme park, and several entertainment halls in both Iganefta and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]].  The family denies any connection to the more scurrilous history of smuggling associated with old money in Iganefta-on-the-Sea and Thureau has the connections in the Iganefta government to make that the official history. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other well-known residents of the twin Iganefta cities include:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Agwa Reeum: the infamous translator of the [[Grimporke Grimoire]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doc Rockett]]: S. J. &amp;quot;Doc&amp;quot; Rockett was a highly successful and exceptionally prolific writer, best known for his works of popularized scholarship for the lay Ghyllian.  Rocket moved to Iganefta with his family when he was three, but was so enamoured with the twin cities that he never left again.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Godfroi Hasawithe]]: the &amp;quot;Sage of Nininger&amp;quot; was briefly a resident of the twin cities when he came to work for [[Baron James Horkmanifester]] where he learned and followed Horkmanifester's investment rules.  Interestingly enough, his own fame eclipsed that of his mentor who is hardly ever mentioned outside of Hasawithe biographies.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baron James Horkmanifester]]: Entrepreneur, founder of [[TransAvian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Harv Gretborn]]: the infamous [[theoalchemy|theoalchemist]] and inventor whose creations include the [[Snotgun]], the Fountain Spray, the Blue Ice, and, of course, his infamous [[Gravion Process]].  Gretborn's famous &amp;quot;invention laboratory&amp;quot; was roughly halfway between the twin cities of Iganefta and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]]: original Lord-Mayor of Iganefta and High-Chairman of the Iganeftan Council of Lords.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Professor Altoxian]]: Inventor of the [[Altoxian Bulb]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Trung Tro Hampher: unsuccessful candidate for Lord-Mayor despite being endorsed by [[Doc Rockett]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Altoxian Bulb]], [[Gravion Process]], [[Snotgun]].&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 16:37, 9 Nov 2004 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Some clarifications about [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] (formerly Thungerbarg) may be found in the article on [[Lord Glosfordshier]]. --[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 13:30, 10 Feb 2005 (EST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Ghyll:Iganefta</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: here is my first attempt at the &amp;quot;Between Rounds Revamp&amp;quot; - much has been written in connection w/ iganefta; my revamp still needs editing, I know&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==An Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Iganefta''', the name brings to mind so much.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea are the southernmost 'civilized' settlements on Ghyll,&amp;quot; so says a travel brochure, but the younger twin ([[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]]) is actually found in the west.  Iganefta-on-the-Sea is a unique abode and is dealt with in its own entry of this most useful publication.  It is Iganefta proper that will be dealt with in these pages.  Most famous as the southern terminus of the [[Cataract Road]], Iganefta is a brisk two lele walk from the [[Azura Mines]] and a mere 120 [[lele]] east of the infamous mountaineering challenge, [[Mount Yurch]]. In fact, Iganefta has hosted so many ill-fated expeditions to Mount Yurch that the locals often refer to it as The Grim Mr. Yurch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta has been referred to as a &amp;quot;City of Settlements&amp;quot; by her native historians and scholars due to the inclusive nature of her growth. The original &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; has existed since at least -400 [[EC]] though records of the general area during that time are scant and somewhat vague. Iganefta, however, has grown steadily since her founding, swallowing smaller settlements, often without their consent. It has been suggested by certain hyper-conservative political wags that, at the current rate of encroachment, the roughly 30 lele of rough terrain between Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea will vanish in a few short years. &lt;br /&gt;
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Originally, Iganefta was a loose confederation of settlements (Iganefta Settlement being the largest) but, in the year -260 [[EC]], [[Lord Glosfordshier|Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier]] took control of the already established Iganefta Council of Lords and declared himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta. At first there was a bit of resistance to his new ideas for governance, but since Lord Glosfordshier had already started the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company, the political winds quickly blew elsewhere. After his successful succession to the Lord-Mayorship, he promptly ordered the construction of a &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot; by the sea, this became known as Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Politics==&lt;br /&gt;
The ruling body politic of Iganefta is the '''Council of Lords''' led by the '''Lord-Mayor'''.  Prior to the coming of Lord Glosfordshier, the Council of Iganefta was ruled by a conglomeration of Theophanes, Sub-Theophanes and Counters who were selected from the then existent Settlements.  These men and women came from the nobility accustomed to a life of leadership and leisure; their education was comprised mostly of battle training, spitting contests, and the two degrees of counting (important for land-owners at that time).  They lived on estates which were attached to one or another of the Settlements.  Manor life during this period included such activities as puking, spitting, fielding, and managering.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The defensive force behind the Council of Lords is the city guard known far and wide as the [[Pickers|'''Iganeftan Pickers''']] who march under the banner of the [[Furious Apple]].  The men behind the apple have been seen on many a battlefield during the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]]. The pride which this appellation has created in the troops has become so ingrained in Iganeftan consciousness that the name continues to survive today, carried proudly by the local Iganeftan [[Bindlet Ball]] team. Even the accusation that the entire Conflict is merely a trade war instituted by the [[Grommies]] to keep high the prices of [[Altoxian Bulb|Altoxian Bulb stock]] has not diminished the renown of Iganeftan mercenary troops. &lt;br /&gt;
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The people of Iganefta can be distinguished by classes: '''nobles''' being one and &amp;quot;upper&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''Adrizian'''&amp;quot; being another, of course, the majority of folk belong to the '''working class''', the '''lower class''', and least of all, the '''outclassed'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Law==&lt;br /&gt;
The legal system of Iganefta is recognizable in other towns and villages even though it has been uniquely influenced by the personal tastes of Lord Glosfordshier.  The introduction and import, in –207 [[EC]], of the Codex RealAxe also has played a part in the development of Iganeftan legal practice. Street justice still reigns supreme but the more elite inhabitants do have access to the local Adjudicator, Protector, and Persecutor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Economic Significance==&lt;br /&gt;
As the Southernmost end-point of the Cataract Road, Iganefta is afforded countless economic opportunities that lesser cities are denied. Iganefta's size, wealth and location make it an ideal stop for [[DermPachyges]], which also enables this living, pulsing, growing metropolis to prosper beyond initial expectations. Iganefta is most famous as the birth-place of the [[Altoxian Bulb]] and, as such, has a thriving Altoxian Bulb industry. This is aided, of course, by the proximity of the Azura Mines, which provide the steadiest source of the bioluminescent gel which is the main ingredient in Altoxian Bulb creation. &lt;br /&gt;
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Iganefta is also a leader in military technology. In addition to maintaining mercenary companies of various sizes and specialities, their development of Ball Lightning Liqueur as a powerful weapon has brought quite a bit of renown to Iganeftan experimental laboratories. Currently, there are several projects in the works with the goal of refining Ball Lightning Liqueur into a self-contained incendiary. It is hoped that this will one day erase the stain on their reputation for having hosted the creator of the dreaded [[Gravion Process]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Residents==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, Iganefta's most famous residents come from the Family Grommie, collectively known as the [[Grommies]]. The Grommie name first appears in Iganefta in -153 [[EC]] and the family currently owns Iganefta's only local news daily, the [[Iganefta Recorder]]. The most powerful Grommie residing in Iganefta today is Thureau Grommie, who received a family fortune amassed by his father and grandfather, Rikkard and Daffid Grommie, respectively. The local Grommie concerns include a chain of casinos, a theme park, and several entertainment halls in both Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. The family denies any connection to the more scurrilous history of smuggling associated with old money in Iganefta-on-the-Sea, and Thureau has the connections in the Iganefta government to make that the official history. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other well-known residents of the twin Iganefta cities include: &lt;br /&gt;
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 Agwa Reeum: the infamous translator of the [[Grimporke Grimoire]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Doc Rockett]]: S. J. &amp;quot;Doc&amp;quot; Rockett was a highly successful and exceptionally prolific writer, best known for his works of popularized scholarship for the lay Ghyllian. Rocket moved to Iganefta with his family when he was three, but was so enamoured with the twin cities that he never left again. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Godfroi Hasawithe]]: the &amp;quot;Sage of Nininger&amp;quot; was briefly a resident of the twin cities when he came to work for Baron James Horkmanifester where he learned and followed Horkmanifester's investment rules. Interestingly enough, his own fame eclipsed that of his mentor who is hardly ever mentioned outside of Hasawithe biographies. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Baron James Horkmanifester]]: Entrepreneur, founder of TransAvian. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Harv Gretborn]]: the infamous theoalchemist and inventor whose creations include the Snotgun, the Fountain Spray, the Blue Ice, and, of course, his infamous Gravion Process. Gretborn's famous &amp;quot;invention laboratory&amp;quot; was roughly halfway between the twin cities of Iganefta and Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
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 Professor Altoxian: Inventor of the Altoxian Bulb. &lt;br /&gt;
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 Trung Tro Hampher: unsuccessful candidate for Lord-Mayor. &lt;br /&gt;
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 Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier: original Lord-Mayor of Iganefta and High-Chairman of the Iganeftan Council of Lords. &lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook|Lord Earl Wapsipinicon]]: Second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
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 The Widow Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon: Third Lord-Mayor of Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
There is popular lore that in the prehistory of the late days of the Third Millenium BEC there lived a family named Iganefta.  In the year –2005 [[EC]] these Iganeftans came to a village named [[Zavinian House|Zavini]], recently constructed by a northern family by that same name.  For no known reason the Iganeftans murdered the Zavinis, began to live in their now deserted homes and renamed the village Iganefta.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Historically speaking, the &amp;quot;Old City&amp;quot; district of Iganefta is known to have existed since at least -400 [[EC]].  Though records during that time are known to not be exactly precise, to surmise a history reaching back another 1500 years can be hard to swallow.  The City of Settlements in the 5th Century BEC was simply a loose confederation.&lt;br /&gt;
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By the Third Century BEC there were thirteen Settlements, which included Iganefta, Treadleville, and Aghquabamticook.  This &amp;quot;City&amp;quot; was ruled over by the Iganeftan Council, the Council whose Hall was built within the Settlement of Iganefta.  This City was not a peaceful place.  The Settlements had each their own soldiery, the noble families had their own guardsmen, and there were gangs of freemen (young and younger) who roamed the streets of the settlements; they were known and feared especially during the –270s and –260s.  There were, however, a few hopeful developments such as the election of [[Odgar IV]] to the post of rejah in an eastern settlement, but even though his presence did have some immediate effect on the peoples of his jurisdiction, it did not prevent the horror that would come.  It is said the inability of the Rejahs to affect said gangs and the ineptitude of the Iganeftan Council to get rid of them led to the –260 [[EC]] coup by Paul Glosford.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The First Iganeftan Mercenary Company was established by Paul Glosford when he simply renamed his street gang.  His use of the thugs to take control of the Iganeftan Council resulted in momentous changes in the life of the City of Settlements, most importantly being that the majority of tween gangs were wiped out, a great number of yuet gangs were absorbed, and Glosford became head-honcho in the City of Settlements.&lt;br /&gt;
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Usually named ''Those Terrible Eight Years'' by local loremasters, the reign of Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier was highlighted by beatings, bleatings, murders, and cronyism.  Glosfordshier entitled himself Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  As to the Reign of Glosfordshier, he is mainly remembered for constructing his &amp;quot;summer retreat&amp;quot;  and for remaking some of the prevailing political bodies in the Settlements, staffing them with his people from the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the Despot's reign, the nobles and the merchants each began conspiring against him.  The nobles did not want to lose their way of life, though their main aim was to reduce his power, not get rid of him.  The merchants, as history shows, had only one aim in mind: to kill the son of a grub!  After the matrimonial creation of the Wapsipinicon Family in –258 [[EC]], maneuvers against the Despot grew, but most were ineffectual.  It wasn’t until the merchant class had had enough of the Dictator that they joined together in an ad hoc Committee of Public Safety and murdered him, in –252 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With the Despot dead, the nobility and the merchants met and, after some discussion and not a few fights, came to create the Committee of Canons.  This committee, comprised of one-half nobleman and one-half merchant, worked for over six months to write a document that would both allow for the governing of the City of Settlements and allay any fears of future coups.  By –251 [[EC]] a new and revised '''''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples''''' was drafted and accepted.  It did not abolish all the changes which Glosford had instituted when he became the first Lord-Mayor, but it did modify and reduce the power that said Lord-Mayor would control.  The first Decree of the new Council was to elect Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon to the post of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  The second Decree was to dismember the now stinking corpse of Glosford and display large pieces of it in the thirteen Settlements as well as place his head in the Council Hall as an omen to any would-be dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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From -252 to -247 [[EC]] Wapsipinicon devoted his time to dealing with the corrupt practices of the guilds (made legal by Glosfordshier but not seen as very nice by Wapsipinicon), to calming various nobles who wanted to ignore that Glosfordshier had ever happened and wanted to begin the year –260 [[EC]] all over again, and to trying to do something with the Guards of Iganefta.  The -249 [[EC]] eruption of the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] allowed the Lord-Mayor to send the bored-and-ready-to-bite soldiery away (at least temporarily).  They marched under the banner of the Furious Apple (which was now symbol of the sitting royal family of Wapsipinicon) and sang songs to the Dictator Glosfordshier (who was dead).  The apple was so common a sight on the proud chests of mercenary troops during the Revolution in Threel that the Iganeftan soldiers became known as Pickers, short for &amp;quot;apple-pickers&amp;quot;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In –247 [[EC]] the Folktown-to-Iganefta Causeway was completed with a ribbon-tying event at both ends (a grand feast then commenced in Folktown but not in Iganefta).  Wapsipinicon decided to take this moment to go on holiday in Iganefta-on-the-Sea; when he did, the Matriarch of the faimly took the reigns.  The Barb of Iganefta's most public enemy was Odgar IV, though she never referred to him as an enemy.  The Rejah was completely Folktown-centric and attempted to force new institutions upon Iganefta, but this never worked out.  Also, it was while the Lord-Mayor was in Thungerbarg that Rejah Odgar claimed the Court and Parliament of Folktown as his source of authority, quite an odd claim for a man living in Iganefta!  After claiming the right to call upon the Folktown Militia, many wondered if a war between Iganefta and Folktown would ensue, but nothing ever came of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –239 [[EC]] Rejah Odgar died.  Much is ballyhooed about the &amp;quot;roving minstrel&amp;quot; who was the last to see the Rejah alive but to this day no one has ever gotten the minstrel's side of the story.  After the death, the two towns of Iganefta and Folktown went their unconnected ways.  The Council dismantled Odgar's Settlement courthouse and elected to quash the post of rejah from that Settlement altogether.  The entire Settlement was subsequently partitioned among its neighboring Settlements and its name was stricken from the Roll (hence its &amp;quot;nameless&amp;quot; status to this day).&lt;br /&gt;
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In –238 [[EC]], while Lord-Mayor Earl Wapsipinicon was again in Thungerbarg on holiday he died.  The populace of Iganefta then elected his wife Nadia to the post of Lord-Mayor.  For the next five years Nadia Wapsipinicon served as leader to Iganefta furthering her husband’s name and was known as the Widow Lord-Mayor.&lt;br /&gt;
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Long after those tumultuous times another outbreak of violence shook Iganefta.  At the turn of the First Century BEC, yet another Lord-Mayor turned despot, his name: Geoffrey Prepuce.  He had married into the influential Grommie Family, but apparently that was not enough.  Unfortunately, the normally peaceful folk of Iganefta rushed the Hall of the City in -99 [[EC]] and carried out Geoffrey Prepuce and burned him alive, meanwhile they also took the time to try his effigy for crimes against the people (whether this was by accident or purpose is simply not known).  This burning and trial may have been the reason behind the motivation for Izzimae Grommie's (Prepuce's wife) attempt to reach the top of Mount Yurch the following year. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Recent Events==&lt;br /&gt;
In -11 EC, the [[Doggerel plague]] swept through the twin cities bringing one of the darkest moments in living memory to Iganeftan history. When the first infected wandered in from the [[Cactus forests]], Iganefta was completely unprepared. Initially, the City Guard used the decidedly non-lethal [[Snotgun|snotgun]] in an attempt to subdue the rampaging horde of the infected, but when this proved ineffective, the Guard herded them all to the Bindlet Ball field for a game. The Pickers haven't been quite the same since. However, it was not a total loss, since the infected drank a suitable volume of Adlorst wine while watching the game not only boosting the local economy, but miraculously curing themselves of their affliction.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Iganeftan Historiographie==&lt;br /&gt;
:-400 EC Iganefta Settlement came to be by at least this date&lt;br /&gt;
:-294 EC Birth of Odgar IV (&amp;quot;''I've''&amp;quot;). &lt;br /&gt;
:-281 EC Wakanpantricist Guard subdues the town of Thungerbarg near Plain of Brahang. &lt;br /&gt;
:-280 EC Birth of Paul Glosford. &lt;br /&gt;
:-280 EC Odgar IV wins prize at Calends Gala pie-eating contest. &lt;br /&gt;
:-272 EC Birth of Earl Wapsipin&lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC Odgar IV unexpectedly gets elected to post of rejah. &lt;br /&gt;
:-266 EC A young Paul Glosford rises to power in the Dead Crabbits gang. &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC Paul Glosford executes the take-over of the Iganeftan Council; takes on name Lord Fredrick Paul Glosfordshier.&lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC Construction of Iganefta-on-the-Sea is undertaken. &lt;br /&gt;
:-260 EC Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway is appointed Court Portraitist in the Court of Odgar IV. &lt;br /&gt;
:-258 EC Brat Wapsipin murdered by members of the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company&lt;br /&gt;
:-258 EC Earl Wapsipin marries Nadia Icon, Wapsipinicon Family emerges.&lt;br /&gt;
:-257 EC Earl Wapsipinicon takes on authority of Theophane.&lt;br /&gt;
:-257 EC Odgar IV's begins first round of Folktown reforms. &lt;br /&gt;
:-253 EC the Battle of Little Puk; Theophane Wapsipinicon is hailed a hero.&lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinates the dictator Glosford&lt;br /&gt;
:-252 EC the ad hoc Committee of Canons writes a revised Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC the Constitution of the Settlement Peoples was accepted by the nobility and merchants&lt;br /&gt;
:-251 EC Earl Wapsipinicon is elected as the new Lord-Mayor&lt;br /&gt;
:-250 EC Odgar IV encourages construction of the Folktown to Iganefta causeway. &lt;br /&gt;
:-249 EC the commencement of the Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution and the sending out the Iganeftan soldiery under the banner of the FuriousApple – the soldiery subsequently gained the name of Pickers.&lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC Odgar IV acknowledges the Folktown court &amp;quot;Grand Declaration&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC The Cataract Road extension pushed through by Odgar IV is completed. &lt;br /&gt;
:-247 EC Ponce Gardening arrives in Iganefta-on-the-Sea. &lt;br /&gt;
:-241 EC Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway disappears and is presumed dead. &lt;br /&gt;
:-240 EC A quarrel with Iganefta ends in Stindersgrough being slowly ejaculated.&lt;br /&gt;
:-153 EC the Grommie name appears in Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
:-99 EC the burning of Lord-Mayor Geoffrey Prepuce &amp;amp; trying of his effigy in the court of law.&lt;br /&gt;
:-11 EC the Doggerel Plague hits Iganefta&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Gravion Process]], [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], [[Lord Glosfordshier]]&lt;br /&gt;
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First Edition by: --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 16:37, 9 Nov 2004 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Second Edition by: --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:24, 20 November 2005 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Ghyll:Zilch</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Zilch''' is a hypothesis.  As described in the -50s by Regg Wallinger it is &amp;quot;the act of making nonexistent any person, place or thing by omitting to speak of said person, place or thing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Obviously this theory is quite controversial and has many detractors – none more outspoken than Professor Dos’lhork of Rim who unequivocally states that, &amp;quot;any such demonstration of absence affecting being is absurd nonsense, and fully a load of spiff!*&amp;quot; It is not dissimilar to [[Absolute Erasure]] but neither is it corollary to it.  Proponents of said thesis say that such pro-active arguments are without due and unfair as they neglect the passive stance of said idea: namely that by not doing one has indeed done.&lt;br /&gt;
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One item which is given as proof of the theory of zilch is the matter of Daffe Lok.  It is a matter of public record and loremastery that [[Lord Glosfordshier]], in his control of [[Iganefta]], made use of the public execution as a form of keeping the civil peace; indeed, the record shows that many lost their heads during that time.  There are whispers, however, that that is not completely true.  Rumors abound that he accomplished an even greater peace by his use of what was then named the &amp;quot;cold shoulder.&amp;quot;  After careful reconstruction of various documents from that time as well as the tales of the current loremasters and gleanings from the few long-standing families within Iganefta, zilch proponents have come to the conclusion that in -259 [[EC]] (a full seven years prior to Glosfordshier’s eventual defeat) there was a man who stood up against the dictator.  His name is unremembered and unknown (though he has been given the name Daffe Lok by modern scholars so that they can speak of him), his actions are equally unrecallable, indeed, even his fate is a blank to our known reality; but when the tapestry of known events from -261 to -255 are inspected within the lense of zilchohistory a disturbing absence of completeness emerges that shocks the relative calm of those who regularly delve into such matters.  At least so says Ned Altocks, subclerk to the [[High Librarian]] of [[Bute University]].  Ed Tickal, clerk to the Librarian Third-Staff of Folktown University, however, has put on the record that the absence of any tale recounting a would-be despot despoiler is not a proof of his presence at all.  The fact that the libraries of these two universities are competitors in both academic and publishing venues has only put a further inkblot on the merits of anything that said clerks have to say. &lt;br /&gt;
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One odd tidbit of the mudslinging by the proposing and opposing parties in regard to this hypothesis is the rumor that members of the [[Darvekian Party]] are behind it all.  Why this would be so is beyond the thoughts of this here author.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''*'''''spiff!'' is that region’s dialectal form of ''splak'' &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Absolute Erasure]], [[Darvekian Party]], [[High Librarian]]&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 01:11, 18 November 2005 (EST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Ghyll:WhereIsWhere</title>
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The '''Ghyll's Where Is Where''' is an attempt at establishing geographical facts about our world; it does not record other supplementary facts. For example, it records that the [[Evesque Valley]] is well-irrigated (and therefore must have plenty of streams), but it does not record that it used to play host to [[Aelfants]]. The latest most authoritative map is included inline below.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Latest Authoritative Ghyll Map==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Scale''': 1 square = 1 [[lele]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Note, this map is based on the plain-ASCII version (included at the bottom of this page). Due to the scale and the density of known Ghyll, some work is planned to convert the ASCII map into a visual map created by [http://www.dundjinni.com Dundjinni] or even [http://inkscape.sourceforge.net/ Inkscape] so that it'll be easier to read and understand. We can't guarantee this will ever happen, but [[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] has expressed interest in doing so. Editing the raw ASCII map DOES NOT regenerate the following easier-to-read thumbnail, so only do so if you've previously aroused [[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus']] ire.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Ghyll Map 03.png|frame|center|An ASCII map updated as far as the end of [[Ghyll Index R1|Round 1]] from [[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==No Longer Authoritative Ghyll Maps==&lt;br /&gt;
There have been multiple attempts at making a map of known Ghyll, some unfinished, some stylized, some totally and laughably inaccurate. We've included them all below for historical reference, but be sure to base your facts on the authoritative version above.&lt;br /&gt;
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# [[:Image:Ghyll Map 01.png|The first computer-drawn map]] from [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]].&lt;br /&gt;
# [[:Image:Ghyll Map 02.png|A stylized and more fleshed out attempt]] from [[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Geographical Facts about Ghyll==&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Alezan]]''' (land)&lt;br /&gt;
** Is heavily forested ([[Alezan]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Uninhabited, thus no other towns ([[Alezan]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated to the west of the [[Evesque Valley]] ([[Alezan]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Most prominent feature: ruins with a twin-spire structure ([[Alezan]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated close to the Vale of Serdoch ([[Bordingbras his hatt!]])&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Qestarius River]] once connected it to Vale of Serdoch ([[Qestarius River]])&lt;br /&gt;
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* '''Alpha''' (peninsula)&lt;br /&gt;
** Peninsula north of [[Dagger Seas|Primus Dagger Sea]] ([[Llysver the Doomed]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Andelphracian River Valley]]''' (valley)&lt;br /&gt;
** Is not in the [[Evesque Valley]] or [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] ([[Carsokian]])&lt;br /&gt;
** ''Inferred'': Near the [[Evesque Valley]] because of Andelphracia and [[Quezlar 6.]]&lt;br /&gt;
** ''Possibility'': Named after [[Quezlar 6]]'s journey through [[Elminster Mire]].&lt;br /&gt;
** ''Possibility'': [[Quezlar 6]] and Andelphracia traveled here for their [[Hive-Lord]] Answer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Avaz Minor''' (city)&lt;br /&gt;
** Suspected to be located at the center of the Shallow Gulf ([[Dagger Seas]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Ancient city; detonation point of [[Justice Device]] during the [[Third Avazian War]] ([[Dagger Seas]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Azura Mines]]''' (mines)&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated by the city of [[Iganefta]] ([[Altoxian Bulb]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Baleman''' (building)&lt;br /&gt;
** Ruined in an earthquake ([[Baleman]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated on the northern edge of the [[Evesque Valley]] ([[Baleman]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bute''' (university/town)&lt;br /&gt;
** The [[Timperton Clocktower]] is on campus ([[Bute University]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains three lakes, a forest, and blasted moorland ([[Bute University]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Cactus Forests'''&lt;br /&gt;
** A rarely travelled land ([[Cactus forests]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Located in the deserts of the southern end of Ghyll ([[Cactus forests]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Cataract Road]]''' (series of roads)&lt;br /&gt;
** Has waterfalls alongside it ([[Burnflies]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Starts in the north of the [[Evesque Valley]] ([[Cataract Road]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Runs through Cranee and [[Folktown]] ([[Cataract Road]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Continues through the southern town of [[Iganefta]] ([[Cataract Road]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Connects to the very old Yérplat Ridge ([[Plain of Brahang]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Cranee''' (hamlet)&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated to the north of the Vale of Serdoch ([[Battle of Barnum Stones]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The [[Battle of Barnum Stones]] probably took place 25 lele south ([[Battle of Barnum Stones]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Directly between the [[Evesque Valley]] and [[Folktown]] ([[Cranee Historical Society]])&lt;br /&gt;
** 25 sugro-nanits from the [[Evesque Valley]] ([[Cranee Historical Society]])&lt;br /&gt;
** 18 sugro-nanits from [[Folktown]] ([[Cranee Historical Society]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Has a village green ([[Cranee Historical Society]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Dagger Seas]] and Peninsulas''' (seas)&lt;br /&gt;
** A haunt of the well-known [[Captain Riquiras]] ([[Captain Riquiras]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Four massive estuaries: Primus, Segundus, Tertius, and Marty ([[Dagger Seas]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Broad mouths at the gulf tapering to dagger-like freshwater points ([[Dagger Seas]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The freshwater points are where the Dagger Peninsulas join the mainland ([[Dagger Seas]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The seas are calm, though they are affected by the tides ([[Dagger Seas]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The Marty Sea contains [[Kebro-shepenor]], a small island ([[Kebro-shepenor]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Dŵplat]]''' (stream)&lt;br /&gt;
** The name of a stream, and of a meeting house on the stream ([[Dŵplat]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Located in one of many unnamed villages in the high green valleys of the north ([[Dŵplat]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Elminster Mire]]''' (mire)&lt;br /&gt;
** Known to exist at the time of [[Quezlar 6]] ([[Andelphracian Lights]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Ghyll-wide environmental crisis: ongoing stillicide in the Mire ([[Doc Rockett]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Located east of [[Evesque Valley]] and northwest of Andelphracian River Valley ([[Elminster Mire]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Egron]]''' (town)&lt;br /&gt;
** Located northeast of [[Folktown]], east of the town of Sejfeld ([[Egron]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Evesque Valley]]''' (valley)&lt;br /&gt;
** Is picturesque ([[Bavarian Creame]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Is well-irrigated ([[Adlorst Vinifera]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains quayres ([[Andelphracian Lights]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Is situated in the north of Ghyll ([[Cataract Road]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated to the east of the land of [[Alezan]] ([[Alezan]])&lt;br /&gt;
** A fault-line runs under the northern edge ([[Baleman]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The northern edge has a relatively unpopulated area ([[Baleman]])&lt;br /&gt;
** ''Fluyr'' may be the name of something in the north ([[Baleman]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Divided into three sections, upper, mid, and lower (([[Evesque Valley]])&lt;br /&gt;
** 25 sugro-nanits from the hamlet of Cranee ([[Cranee Historical Society]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains plantations ([[Adlorst Vinifera]]), e.g. of [[Sphoxolis Trees]] ([[Besq Boats]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains the Seven Lakes of Midevesque ([[Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Folktown]]''' (city)&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains the Laureate House ([[Calends Gala]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated close to the town of [[Egron]] ([[Bindlet Ball]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Has a town square ([[Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains an amphitheatre ([[Amphitheatre aristocracy]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Ten sugro-nanits south-east of Marsh Gibbon ([[Bavarian Creame]])&lt;br /&gt;
** 18 sugro-nanits from the hamlet of Cranee ([[Cranee Historical Society]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains Arbuckle Hill, host to Cadaver public house ([[Cadaver, The]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains the Folktown Hyperbolic Bindlet Ball Arena ([[Day of Champions]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The outskirts are home to the Charterhouse Estate ([[Charterhouse Collection]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Has a Grand Mall 'twixt the [[Folktown Council Hall]] and amphitheatre ([[Bavarian Creame]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains the rebuilt Tempton School ([[Irictus Ross]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Glossfordshire''' (town)&lt;br /&gt;
** Involved heavily in [[Bindlet Ball]] ([[Bindlet Ball]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Iganefta]]''' (city)&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated by the [[Azura Mines]] ([[Altoxian Bulb]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Is situated in the south of Ghyll ([[Cataract Road]])&lt;br /&gt;
** A city comprised of many smaller settlements ([[Altoxian Bulb]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Is divided into upper and lower class sections ([[Altoxian Bulb]])&lt;br /&gt;
** 2 leles away from the [[Azura Mines]] ([[Iganefta]])&lt;br /&gt;
** 120 leles away from [[Mount Yurch]] ([[Iganefta]])&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] is 30 [[lele]]s away ([[Iganefta]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains Memorial Garden and [[Brothers of the Lantern|Brothers]] monastery ([[NeoAlezanians]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]]''' (city)&lt;br /&gt;
** 30 [[lele]]s away from [[Iganefta]] ([[Iganefta]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Was once the fishing village of Thungerbarg ([[Lord Glosfordshier]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Jorvyll]]''' (region)&lt;br /&gt;
** Moutainous region north of the [[Evesque Valley]] ([[Keglacians]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The Worldwall borders the northern edge ([[Jorvyll]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The [[Shrigure Gradient]] marks the boundary between it and the [[Sarfelogian Mountains|Sarfelogians]] ([[Jorvyll]])&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Agarttha]] is located in the difficult terrain of the Smrecklit Range ([[Jorvyll]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Kebro-shepenor]]''' (island)&lt;br /&gt;
** Located in Marty, one of the four [[Dagger Seas]] ([[Kebro-shepenor]])&lt;br /&gt;
** At low tide, connected to [[Shepenor]] by a sandbar ([[Kebro-shepenor]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Marsh Gibbon''' (town)&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated near the town of Sejfeld ([[Bavarian Creame]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Ten sugro-nanits north-west of [[Folktown]] ([[Bavarian Creame]])&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Undivaggen]] building is here ([[Bavarian Creame]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Mount Yurch]]''' (mountain)&lt;br /&gt;
** About 120 lele west of [[Iganefta]] ([[Grommies]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Is 118.4 [[lunanits]] tall ([[Mount Yurch]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Is the tallest mountain in Ghyll ([[Mount Yurch]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Odlucia''' (hamlet)&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated in a valley ([[Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Is surrounded by many farmsteads ([[Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains the Bureau's Cake ([[Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge]])&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Odlucian Library]] is on other side of valley ([[Odlucian Library]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Pinky]] and [[Perky]]''' (astrological)&lt;br /&gt;
** The moons of Ghyll ([[Cranee Historical Society]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Plain of Brahang]]''' (plain)&lt;br /&gt;
** Location of the Brahang Turnpike Inn ([[Plain of Brahang]])&lt;br /&gt;
** 1250 square sugro-nanits in size ([[Plain of Brahang]])&lt;br /&gt;
** 40 lele northwest of [[Iganefta]] ([[Plain of Brahang]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Bordered to the north by the [[Qestarius River]] ([[Plain of Brahang]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Bordered to the south by the Yérplat Ridge which is now the [[Cataract Road]] ([[Plain of Brahang]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Principality of Jurra''' (territory ruled by the Prince)&lt;br /&gt;
** The [[Harrabloon Bank]] mints coins for them ([[Harrabloon Bank]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Near [[Folktown]]; its press affects them ([[Harrabloon Bank]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Many days walk northwest of [[Lake Crimin]] ([[Criminals]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Consists of (at least) the Town of Jurra and the township of Ingotburrough  ([[EUPHORIA]] and cf [[Harrabloon Bank]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''River Ocean''' (ocean)&lt;br /&gt;
** The Dagger Seas and Shallow Gulf empty into it ([[Opoudelian Starker]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Qestarius River]]''' (river)&lt;br /&gt;
** Borders the north edge of the [[Plain of Brahang]] ([[Plain of Brahang]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The major tributary to the [[Dagger Sea]] ([[Plain of Brahang]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Its drying-up created the Vale of Serdoch/Oddbag ([[Qestarius River]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Sarfelogian Mountains]]''' (mountains)&lt;br /&gt;
** Its foothills have plantations ([[Adlorst Vinifera]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Ghyll-wide environmental crisis: destruction of the mountain meadows ([[Doc Rockett]])&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Po Mountain]] is located within this range ([[Heh-blammo balance]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The [[Shrigure Gradient]] marks the boundary between it and Jorvyll ([[Jorvyll]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sejfeld''' (town)&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated near the town of Marsh Gibbon ([[Bavarian Creame]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Shallow Gulf''' (gulf)&lt;br /&gt;
** The four [[Dagger Seas]] empty into it ([[Dagger Seas]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Dominates the western edge of our continent ([[Dagger Seas]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The Gulf is calm, though is affected by the tides ([[Dagger Seas]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Center of the Gulf is likely to have been site of ancient city of Avaz Minor ([[Dagger Seas]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Shepenor]]''' (fishing village)&lt;br /&gt;
** On the coast of Marty, one of the [[Dagger Seas]] ([[Kebro-shepenor]])&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Kebro-shepenor]] is within sight of Shepenor, but too far to swim ([[Kebro-shepenor]])&lt;br /&gt;
** At low tide, connected to [[Kebro-shepenor]] by a sandbar ([[Kebro-shepenor]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Stindersgrough]]''' (town)&lt;br /&gt;
** Home of the Barnum Stones ([[Battle of Barnum Stones]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Umbo Moor]]''' (moor)&lt;br /&gt;
** Near [[Egron]] and Marsh Gibbon ([[Edvard von Craghelm]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Vale of Serdoch/Oddbag''' (vale)&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated just to the south of Cranee ([[Battle of Barnum Stones]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Situated close to the ruins of Alezan ([[Bordingbras his hatt!]])&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Qestarius River]] once connected it to Alezan ([[Qestarius River]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Also known as the Vale of Oddbag ([[Qestarius River]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Wentzel Fen''' (fen)&lt;br /&gt;
** Near [[Egron]] and Marsh Gibbon ([[Edvard von Craghelm]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unknown/Unplaced Locations===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Agarttha]]'''  (city)&lt;br /&gt;
** Hidden in the Jorvyll mountain region ([[Agarttha]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Located in the difficult terrain of the Smrecklit Range ([[Jorvyll]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Alpha Peninsula''' (peninsula)&lt;br /&gt;
** North of the Primus [[Dagger Seas]] ([[Llysver the Doomed]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Arandellion Moors]]''' (moors)&lt;br /&gt;
** A series of high lands north of [[Jorvyll]] ([[Arandellion Moors]])&lt;br /&gt;
** They are of &amp;quot;large size&amp;quot; ([[Arandellion Moors]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Avazian Ruins''' (building)&lt;br /&gt;
** Possibly in a wasteland ([[Avazian Box]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Brahang Field''' (field/village)&lt;br /&gt;
** Once a [[Bindlet Ball]] field, now a village ([[Bindlet Banality]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Dulalian Empire]] (Eastern and Sudari Provinces)''' (region)&lt;br /&gt;
** Home to the [[Brothers of the Lantern]] ([[Brothers of the Lantern]])&lt;br /&gt;
** The town or city of [[Toria]] is here ([[Focused farming]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Ellensworth]]''' (town)&lt;br /&gt;
** Nearly destroyed in -20 [[EC]] when Pelon Peak erupted ([[Cataclysmatology]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Inside [[Andelphracian River Valley]] ([[Ellensworth]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Erg''' (???)&lt;br /&gt;
** ''&amp;quot;There are others, in Odlucia and Erg...&amp;quot;'' ([[Klokwerx]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Fundzherit Peninsula''' (peninsula)&lt;br /&gt;
** Had some theoalchemical incident (inferred) ([[Doc Rockett]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Fylesgate''' (town)&lt;br /&gt;
** Possibly in the [[Evesque Valley]] ([[Andelphracian Lights]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hat''' (town, formally Prollztqx)&lt;br /&gt;
** In the general vicinity of [[Ungerry-Tubers]] ([[Old hat]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Located within the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] ([[Ungerry-Tubers]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hvar''', '''Krag''', '''Mulch''', '''Uothe''' (villages, hamlets, hideouts)&lt;br /&gt;
** Located in the river-region around the [[Qestarius River]] ([[Qane]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hills of Munro''' (hills)&lt;br /&gt;
** Between Stindersgrough and Glossfordshire ([[Stindersgrough]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ingotbourough''' (???)&lt;br /&gt;
** Some six leles southwest of Stonemouth ([[Klokwerx]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Lake Crimin]]''' (lake)&lt;br /&gt;
** Many days walk southeast of the Principality of Jurra ([[Criminals]])&lt;br /&gt;
** 10 [[lele]]s wide; may have islands. ([[Lake Crimin]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Kluvat Peak''' (mountain)&lt;br /&gt;
** The highest peak of the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] ([[Sarfelogian Mountains]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Located at the south-western edge of [[Jorvyll]] ([[Sarfelogian Mountains]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mount Rotyg''' (mountain)&lt;br /&gt;
** About 25 [[lunanits]] smaller than Mount Yurch ([[Mount Yurch]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Is the second tallest mountain in Ghyll ([[Mount Yurch]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Nifhar''' (city? village?)&lt;br /&gt;
** Qib of [[Aminfarances]] was from here ([[Aminfarances]])&lt;br /&gt;
** ''Possibility'': Southwest of the Dagger Seas? ([[Aminfarances]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''No''', '''Gno''', and '''Kno''' (hamlets)&lt;br /&gt;
** Some thirteen leles north of Shepenor (following the coastline) ([[Ponce Gardening]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Sit midway along the tooth that bites into the Tertius and Segundus ([[Ponce Gardening]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Huddle on the southern edge of the tooth and dig into Tertius ([[Ponce Gardening]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Notar Republic]]''' (???)&lt;br /&gt;
** Formally of the [[Dulalian Empire]] ([[Notary public]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Palace of Lost Souls]]''' (building)&lt;br /&gt;
** Building of a location not yet recorded ([[Alarius]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Pelon Peak''' (mountain/volcano)&lt;br /&gt;
** Erupted in -20 [[EC]], nearly destroying the town of [[Ellensworth]] ([[Cataclysmatology]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Inside [[Andelphracian River Valley]] ([[Ellensworth]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Pylfrum’s Peak''' (peak)&lt;br /&gt;
** North of Marsh Gibbon ([[Oregano Amber]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Quiends''' (tiny village)&lt;br /&gt;
** Located to the west of [[Shepenor]] ([[Shepenor]])&lt;br /&gt;
** &amp;quot;that small cluster of huts over yonder.&amp;quot; ([[Rod of Quiends]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Rim''' (town)&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains the Keentho ‘el (elementary school) ([[Veri'psofie]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sayaziha''' or '''City of Spheres''' (city)&lt;br /&gt;
** Said to have been seen by [[Ibaan Malmiz]] ([[Grimporke Grimoire]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Segundus''' (sea)&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Threel]] is located on its scenic shores ([[Threel]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Shaun''' (village)&lt;br /&gt;
** West of Marsh Gibbon ([[Gadsringer Clubberspear]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Spacial Clocktower, The''' (clocktower)&lt;br /&gt;
** Unfindable ([[Cartographer's Nerves]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Stonemouth''' (hamlet)&lt;br /&gt;
** Some 25 leles east of Folktown (2 leles north) ([[Klokwerx]])&lt;br /&gt;
** About 15 leles southeast of Egron ([[Klokwerx]])&lt;br /&gt;
** 12 leles northeast of Jurra ([[Klokwerx]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Some six leles northeast of Ingotburrough ([[Klokwerx]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Near the border of the Dulalian Empire ([[Klokwerx]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Tíâgrídíg Valleys''' (valley)&lt;br /&gt;
** (North?) West of Dŵplat ([[Boing]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Thopth''' (village)&lt;br /&gt;
** Contains the [[Collegium Civitas]] ([[Core script]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Toria]]''' (town?)&lt;br /&gt;
** Of the [[Dulalian Empire]] ([[Regurgitation Revels]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Connected to [[Folktown]] via [[Urching tracks]] ([[Regurgitation Revels]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Threel]]''' (town)&lt;br /&gt;
** Location unknown, circa -249 [[EC]] ([[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Probably near the [[Palace of Lost Souls]] ([[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]])&lt;br /&gt;
** A pretentious place located on the shores of scenic Segundus ([[Threel]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Ungerry-Tubers]]''' (unknown)&lt;br /&gt;
** Isolated geographic spot ([[Howzingery]])&lt;br /&gt;
** In the general vicinity of Hat (formally Prollztqx) ([[Old hat]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Located within the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] ([[Ungerry-Tubers]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Unnamed plain''' (plain)&lt;br /&gt;
** 50 [[lele]]s east of Baleman ([[Aerle]])&lt;br /&gt;
** Home to a small underground [[Aerle]] city ([[Aerle]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Whunn]]''' (?)&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Exis of Whunn]]. Is this a place? ([[Army of Whunn]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Xurient]]''' (region)&lt;br /&gt;
** 231 [[lele]]s east of [[Egron]] ([[Underuse]])&lt;br /&gt;
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==Latest Authoritative Ghyll Map (ASCII)==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Encyclopedants]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Nikos of Ant</name></author>
		
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		<title>Ghyll:WhoIsWho</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: keentho 'el is an elementary school&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Listing in alphabetical order, not by surname, since some entries ([[Quezlar 6]]) don't have a known surname, and Ghyll sorting procedures for names--and even baby name giving procedures--are currently unknown. Note that the short descriptions below are NOT indicative of &amp;quot;all we know&amp;quot;... we just didn't duplicate data available elsewhere in the Encyclopedia. Consider using the search engine to find more information about a particular name.&lt;br /&gt;
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* '''#47 (or 4274049)''' - Skullcap of this [[Nitenmangrey]] god forms the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''Adamantine Areola Duphine''' - Ran for Mayor of [[Folktown]]; committed suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Adelaide Clementine Chimmlefut''' - Mother of Gabson Foye.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Agwa Reeum''' - Received translated copy of [[Grimporke Grimoire]]; translated it to Untch.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Alarius]]''' - A renowned freethinker, philosopher and artist; son of [[Arariax]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Alastair Bledgewater''' - Format compatriot of Johnny Lightning's father.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Alek Hambeck-Harblock''' - [[Baby Alek]]; his fate was decided by the [[Folktown]] court system.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Aleksandra Mary Blackgold''' - Daughter of Mary Elizabeth Carsokian.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Alessa Mboya''' - Sister of Windsor Creame and mother of [[Daniel Mboya]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Algothequinas]]''' - Poet and recorder of [[Cornover Reflex Syndrome]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Alia Amber''' - Youngest sister of [[Oregano Amber]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Alice Bob Charlie David Edward Smallwood''' - [[Iain Underholm Smallwood]]'s mother; baroness.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Allison Clarinda Husslespear''' - Mother of [[Captain Riquiras]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Altifur Witherspoon''' - The &amp;quot;hobosopher of the East&amp;quot;; was apparently eaten by his mate.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Aminfarances]]''' - Founder/Foundress of the [[Aminfarances Institute of Science and Technomancy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Amy Sue Bardway''' - Like's tickling Novice Frettac's [[grenfing|grenfs]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Andelphracia''' - (flourised -300 EC) Mayoress of Fylesgate, inventor of [[Andelphracian Lights]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Antony C. Sutton]]''' - Was leaked a member list of the [[Monotapute House]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Arariax]]''' - (born c. -280 EC) One of Ghyll's most influential poets.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Arbugghyll]]''' - Unknown owner of [[Arbugghyll]] Manor circa -700 EC in [[Folktown]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Archimetres''' - Co-owner of The Underfunded Eastside Publishing House for Small and Insignificant Mammals.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Archovy Infatale''' - Husband of [[Doc Rockett]]; married after Doc's divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Aria Humm''' - Elder sister of [[Oregano Amber]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Aristea Sylvia Panderlock''' - Daughter of Sylvia Beth Panderlock and [[Frandos Wakami]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Arthir Jhostings''' - Founder of [[cataclysmatology]] in -305 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Artiax''' - A much less gifted poet often confused with [[Arariax]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Awal''' - The first to apply [[Jesper's constant]] to the study of spelgof emulsions.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Azer Wallabin]]''' - A great musician; jumped to his death from the walls of Bute.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''B. T. Gidgewell''' - Late Supreme Commandant of the [[Tarkherk Corps]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Baltizar''' - A philosopher; was studied by [[Pricludious]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Baron Claude Lloyd Albert Smallwood]]''' - Wine producer, ex-husband of [[Bavarian Creame]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Baron James Horkmanifester]]''' - Of &amp;quot;Horkmanifester's investment rules&amp;quot;; founded [[TransAvian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bartholemew Sinch''' - Second husband of [[Bavarian Creame]]; died shortly after Siam Sinch was born.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Bartmoss|Bartmoss]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar, ex-member of the [[Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bat-Boy''' - Of the Cirq l' Tytns travelling circus; an acrobat par excellence.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Bavarian Creame]]''' - Wife of Windsor Creame, older sister of [[Hack And The Jacks|Jack Juffers]] and [[Madam Calvian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bela Wallinger''' - Grand nephew to Bouk Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bellis Cruminwithe''' - Spokesman of the Clubberspear House.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Belsperg''' - Creator of a [[luminous manuscript|lumogram]] of the vista of the [[Kites d'Jeaux]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Berell]]''' - Once a [[Brothers of the Lantern|Brother]], now a revered patron and belief system founder.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Bethany Mboya]]''' - “We are all enthrall [sic] to the beauty of Bethany Mboya”.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bikari Smallwood''' - Alias of an informant regarding the [[Darkened Lantern]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Billubert Shwartanger''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Brandi Soo Calvian''' - Child of Kardiff Calvian and [[Madam Calvian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Brian David Sinningprick''' - Private advocate working in [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Blivingdel]]''' - An interpreter of Ternary Script.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Blowtie and the Hoofish''' - Jazz ensemble.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bob Phanqué''' - Lead cartographer and inventor of fecksadecimal.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Bobby Shwarmph|Bobby &amp;quot;Robert&amp;quot; Shwarmph]]''' - Runs the [[Aliens Everywhere]] mag, lives near [[Alezan]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Boing]]''' - A crime-solving [[horse]] with springs on his hooves; [[luminous manuscript|lumic]] hero.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bolma Knengsken-Drasselmeyer''' - Her [[Hive-Lord]] has gone missing, which inspired [[EUPHORIA]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bordingbras''' - ''Mere bagatelle in the hands of a Fate'' (cf. [[Battle of Barnum Stones]], [[Bordingbras his hatt!]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bouk Amber''' - Father of [[Oregano Amber]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Brandi''' - [[Odgar IV]] sung about her; administrator of the [[Folktown]] Arts Council.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Brandi Silverstein''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Brin Leedis''' - Publisher of Pink Aelfant Lumix and &amp;quot;Amazing Mathist&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen]]''' - Original conceiver of the betrothal march, born circa -300 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Brolo Yerit''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Brother Arfrus|Brother Arfrus]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Budgerigar Master]]''' - A mysterious historical figure from as far back as -2000 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bunny Hutch''' - Famed performance artist.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Burbleson''' - Wrote a multi-volume set about [[Folktown]]'s court documents.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Burgengute''' - A book copier for the Encyclopedants.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Burnflyman''' - A character in the [[Karcist League]] [[Luminous manuscript|lumics]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bursine the 14th''' - Creator of the [[Bursine Calendar]], [[Hive-Lord]] of the [[Nitenmangrey]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Busco]]''' - According to Avazian legend, wielded the [[Horreld blade]], immune to the [[Justice Device]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Bysted Timperton]]''' - Vice Chairman of the [[Council for Quezlarian Research]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Captain Riquiras]]''' - Legendary buccaneer and smuggler. Sailor of [[Besq Boats]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''Carl Kapek''' - Creator of the first [[EctoMechanauts|EctoMechanaut]], named him Jacques.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Carsok''' - Defiled Earth Mother, of [[Vulcrue]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Candi Rapper''' - Wrote a best selling novel My Little Oblong Fantasy, which mentions [[Gyll Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Canonical Goo''' - Advertises about [[Gyll Hill]] in the [[Folktown Records]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Casostates''' - Was to judge a contest of smilching prowess at the [[Battle of Barnum Stones|Barnum Stones]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Charles Clarke Grimdale]]''' - Kmuppens' colleague and grandfather of Russell Grimdale.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Clsn|clsn]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Cornelious Junior Crunch''' - Appointed third Marshall of the [[Folktown]] court in -565 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Corvin Axehand''' - Moved the [[Battle of Barnum Stones|Barnum Stones]] to [[Stindersgrough]] in -158 EC. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Creator]]''' - Deity. Believed to have wiped Ghyll from its finger.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Croam Olpo]]''' - Established trade with the [[Xurient]] back in -430 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Crschmidt|Christopher Schmidt]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''The Cwazy Cats Do Hollywood''' - Classic performer of [[quiver'n'bend]] music.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Daffid Grommie''' - Founder of the [[Grommies|Grommie]] family fortune.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Daisy''' - [[Odgar IV]] sung about her; administrator of the [[Folktown]] Arts Council.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Daniel Mboya]]''' - Nephew of Windsor Creame; died recently in mysterious circumstances.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Dardâ´îl''' - A servant of the [[Creator]] per the [[Nitenmangrey]] religion.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Dash Humbugg''' - Of [[Umbo Moor]]; considered the most prolific writer of [[Ungerry-Tubers]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Dashpine''' - Husband and biographer of [[Eixis Anos]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Daydream Believer]]''' - A ''the'' from [[Aliens Everywhere]]! and a type of employment.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Darus Ixa|Darus Ixa]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar, ex-member of the [[Aminfarances Institute of Science and Technomancy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Dentyl Cane''' - Alias of an informant regarding the [[Darkened Lantern]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Detective Bernhard Lenhork''' - Investigated the events surrounding the [[Darkened Lantern]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Dex from Hillbottom''' - Appointed second Marshall of the [[Folktown]] court in -579 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Dirk Blood-Skull-Saint-Monsterface''' - Director of the [[Morphomancy|Dark Conventicle of Morphomancy]]; met with [[Odgar IV]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Dobrovius''' - A mathematical luminary; [[Pricludious]] studied their work.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Doc Rockett]]''' - Wrote ''Invariant Transforms, with Historio-Physical Applications''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Doctor Mary Jane Shrigure''' - Discovered the [[Shrigure Gradient]] while investigating mountain cartography.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar and self-styled &amp;quot;doctor&amp;quot; of occult studies.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Dogui Olpo''' - Grandson of [[Croam Olpo]], brought [[hungfold]] to Ghyll.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Dok|Dok]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Dr. B. J. Spook''' - Famous developmental psychoalchemist and expert on [[toilet training]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Dr. Buddy-Mortimer Antwal''' - Of [[Bute University]]; confirmed that [[vornalts]] were ourge pods.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:DrAckroyd|Dr. H. L. Ackroyd]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:DrBacchus|DrBacchus]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Dullford''' - A [[pachyderm]] with the unpleasant honor of being the first [[recollectiball]] test.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''D. R. Orerorer''' - PostAncientist whose rediscovered art sparked [[NeoPostAncientism]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''&amp;quot;Easy&amp;quot; Lizzard''' - An associate and confidante of [[Bobby Shwarmph]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Eddie Pobertop''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Edlunch''' - Was the root cause of the [[Po Mountain]] landslide.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Edvard von Craghelm]]''' - (died -20 EC) Famous [[Anaximancer]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Eixis Anos]]''' - (b. -464 EC d. -388 EC) Military leader and fencer.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Elki Hue Vallinger''' - Mother of [[Oregano Amber]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Elmo &amp;quot;Phorrus&amp;quot; Quester''' - One of the founders of ''[[Quester and Phorrus]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Tehwalrus|Edward Shwarmph]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar, quasi-science lover.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Pixel|Eric Vitiello]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar, ex-member of the [[Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge]], and farmer in Dandarth.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Eriq Tali]]''' - aka Eric Tally, leader of the [[Great Awakening]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Exis of Whunn]]''' - Led the [[Army of Whunn]] against [[Bute University]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Fausto Sorensen|Fausto Sorensen]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar, correspondent for the ''[[Iganefta Recorder]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Felix Ximberly''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Feliz Zimberly''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Fermous Ibb''' - Father of [[Morphous Ibb]], discovered [[Deathood]] mask. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ferrestung Longraze''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Fijjit Mejora]]''' - A [[pachyderm]] in the courier business. Retired in -79 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Finna Sunderhorn|Finna Sunderhorn]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Firebird Jazz Ensemble''' - A group of jazz music performers.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Arnia|Fingest Arnia]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar, [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]] member.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Frank &amp;quot;Quester&amp;quot; Phorrus''' - One of the founders of ''[[Quester and Phorrus]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Frank Sicksdagrees''' - Suspected of being the imposter [[Not Peershakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Fondal''' - Helped prove that [[Gyll Hill]] was etymologically unrelated to &amp;quot;Ghyll&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Frandos Wakami]]''' - Overseer, for 25 years, of the [[DermPachyges]] courier service.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Freddd Threibees''' - Music historian, broke arm in -55 [[EC]] trying to play a [[Rattallan]] composition.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Fuldermox]]''' - First proponent of the [[Intellectuals' Conspiracy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Full Pinky Jazz Group''' - A group of jazz music performers.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Gabson Foye''' - Husband of Siam Sinch and exposer of [[Bethany Mboya]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Gadsringer Clubberspear]]''' - First president of [[DasMineGold]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Garth Haversham''' - Managing Editor of the [[Folktown Records]] on -7/9/15 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Gassalasca Jape''' - Ghyll scholar, believes [[Arariax]] was both assassin and assassined.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Ged Nokaway]]''' - Popular lyricist who urged [[Zot, The|Zotters]] to go ever faster.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[General Lude'crus]]''' - Once-popular militarist of Ghyll, now a golemic mess.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Geoffrey Prepuce''' - Despised Mayor of [[Iganefta]].  Burned in -99/12/21 by the townsfolk. Husband of [[Grommies|Izzimae Grommie]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Geoge Gjiosin]]''' - Actually discovered [[Jesper's constant]] in his [[Awal shrinkage]] research.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ghates''' - A mathematical luminary; [[Pricludious]] studied their work.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ghyllian''' - Uninventive name of a young boy; died in -104 EC (cf. [[Irictus Ross]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Gibbous Saunders''' - (born -18 EC) Wrote to the [[Folktown Records]], published in edition 312.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Gimlet]]''' - Main character and young prince of the play ''[[Gimlet]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Ginestre|Ginestre]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Godfroi Hasawithe]]''' - Current owner of the [[Charterhouse Collection]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Gonmolfier''' - Tried to measure the [[Kites d'Jeaux]]; lost three men in the attempt.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Got Quezlar''' - Returned [[Quezlar's Quaff, Inc.]] to wine production (cf. [[Quezlar family]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Great Master and Lord of All Life''' - [[Creator]] equivalent of [[Kebro-shepenor]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Grephthosthenes]]''' - A well-known (though little respected) figure of mythology.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Grephthosthenes''' - A letter writer to Sock in old [[Ignaefta Recorder]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Griffin Alastair Bommlehodge''' - Sat on the Board of Mechanician's Guild; retired to Iganefta.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Groll the Do-Gooder''' - One of Five Do-Gooders not defeated by Jemima Panderlock.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Guido''' - One of the fictional pals of [[Gimlet]] from the play ''[[Gimlet]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Guy in the third row''' - Prematurely ended the [[Bindlet Banality]] game.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Gyll Hill''' - The current (0 EC) president of the [[Cranee Historical Society]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Hack And The Jacks|Hackleford Vermeer]]''' ''(aka &amp;quot;Hack&amp;quot;)'' - Founder of the [[NeoAlezanians]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hallerman''' - Of Hallerman's Chaws &amp;amp; Straws, a family business closed in -183 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hambeck clan''' - Claimed parentage of the [[Baby Alek]], deliberated by the [[Folktown]] courts.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Harblock clan''' - Claimed parentage of the [[Baby Alek]], deliberated by the [[Folktown]] courts.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Harover''' - Brother to [[Llysver the Doomed]], was insulted by [[Kebonston Lefkrane]].  Important artist of the [[Dreamy period]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Harv Gretborn]]''' - Inventor of the [[Gravion Process]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hattie''' - A farmhand, and topic of a poem called [[Hattie's Day]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Heh and the Blammos''' - Classic performer of [[quiver'n'bend]] music.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Hemoss The Heretic]]''' - Issuer of two Great Heresies (cf. [[Altoxian Bulb]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Heinrich Cornover''' - Once great [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chef]]; took his own life due to [[Cornover Reflex Syndrome]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Herbertoid''' - Translator of the [[Folktown]] X Documents.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Herbertron''' - Translator of the [[Folktown]] X Documents.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Herbert Blashford''' - Classic performer of [[quiver'n'bend]] music, founder of Musical [[Hermeneutics]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hermen &amp;quot;J.J&amp;quot; Neut''' - of Wikaway Lane, Cranee Village, subject of study by a branch of [[Hermeneutics]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Herve Spe’Lhex''' - Second-generation student of [[Aminfarances]]; founder of ''Ancient Academy of Aminfarances''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hew Loan''' - Once a Mayor of [[Folktown]]; [[Bavarian Creame]] was one of his Core Advisors.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hirum Paul Macklefoot''' - Owner of Untch-translated [[Grimporke Grimoire]]; translated it to MSG.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Honuphrius''' - Brother of the Lantern and denouncer of [[Arariax]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Hopdurg]]''' - A God-king; unsuspected devotion to him by the [[Looliers]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Horatio Gloom Wakami''' - Son of Sylvia Beth Panderlock and [[Frandos Wakami]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Horglia''' - Trackster's girlfriend's sister; a once love-interest of scholar [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Horlog''' - Created a mechanism to tell time based on [[valley mice]] decorporation.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Iain Underholm Smallwood]]''' - Assassinated [[Folktown]] Councilor.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Ibaan Malmiz]]''' - Drunken Prophet and author of the [[Grimporke Grimoire]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Ibah Mahli]]''' - Author of ''Grinham Noire: Collected Tails''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''The Iganefta City Jazz Band''' - A group of jazz music performers.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Ignatius Maximillian Albertus Crank]]''' - Charlatan, creator of hair restoration tonic.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Indigo Huac''' - One-time owner of the [[Folktown Records]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Innkeep of the Brhang Turnpike Inn''' - father of [[York of Brahang]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Irictus Ross]]''' - Coined the term [[theoalchemy]] in -96 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ishrâfâ´îl''' - A servant of the [[Creator]] per the [[Nitenmangrey]] religion.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Izadora Gutschtup''' - Actress, Alezan or [[Bobby Shwarmph|Shwarmph]] childbearer depending on who you ask.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Izrâ´îl Tâwûs Malâk''' - The single deity of the [[Nitenmangrey]]; of the [[Creator]]; renamed [[The Beast]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Izzimae Grommie''' - Daffid Grommie's sister, first to climb [[Mount Yurch]]; ''Supreme Omigod'' of the [[Order of Truth]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Hack And The Jacks|Jack Juffers]]''' ''(aka &amp;quot;Long Jack&amp;quot;)''- Co-founder of the [[NeoAlezanians]], younger sister of [[Bavarian Creame]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Hack And The Jacks|Jack Kootz]]''' ''(aka &amp;quot;Small Jack&amp;quot;)''- Co-founder of the [[NeoAlezanians]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Jack Marksfields''' - Current president of [[DasMineGold]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Jack Tuckarando]]''' - Created the supply and demand for [[Tuckarando]] pets.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Jimmy Cashews|James &amp;quot;Jimmy Cashews&amp;quot; Cashinawitz]]''' - Long time business parter of [[Johnny Lightning]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''James Joojooflop Jones''' - [[NeoPostAncientism|NeoPostAncientist]], created a sculpture entitled &amp;quot;Horse&amp;quot; made from a single horse.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Jan ver Daath''' - Retired from the [[Tarkherk Corps]] with a rank of Spearholder. He fooled us all.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Jarvik Jarvik]]''' - Authority at the Committee for Epistemological Hygiene.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Jekkrey of Monmoth''' - First spouted about Luhddism.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Jelena Brandi Dossleham-Lenhork''' - Mother of [[Madam Calvian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Jelena Panderlock''' - Jemima Panderlock's non-identical twin sister.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Jemima Panderlock''' - A fictional city girl living in a tall well-kept building in the east of [[Iganefta]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Jermaine Loweltree 78th''' - Alias of an informant regarding the [[Darkened Lantern]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Jesper Mirnle''' - Had a wife who unknowingly coined the &amp;quot;[[Jesper's constant]]&amp;quot; name.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Joash Lokmire''' - Esteemed poet laureate and literary historian.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Johanniz Fermple''' - Former Master Librarian.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Johnny Lightning]]''' - Born Johan Ichabod Lightning, Grand [[Hive-Lord]] of [[Iganefta]] Back Market.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Judhael Rockett''' - Father of [[Doc Rockett]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Joe Bowers|Joe Bowers]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar, has written for the [[Folktown Records]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]]''' - Neutral Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Juzh Iruk|Juzh Iruk]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''K Mrx''' - A play, &amp;quot;T'as a blimey nikt&amp;quot;, details his exploits.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Kan d'Aire]]''' - The first Ghyllian to cease being dead.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Kardiff Aeleks Calvian''' - Child of Kardiff Calvian and [[Madam Calvian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Kardiff Calvian''' - Current husband of [[Madam Calvian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Kasteel Clubberspear''' - Father of [[Gadsringer Clubberspear]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Kathryn Pearl Blatherwill''' - A [[Harrabloon Bank]] teller in love with [[Johnny Lightning]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Kebonston Lefkrane]]''' - An anthropologist who first cited the name [[Nitenmangrey]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Kev, The''' - Inhabitants of [[Kebro-shepenor]]; they don't like visitors very much.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Kifomyria Altos''' - A loose poet, rumored to have wintered with X R Quezlar; wrote about [[Grephthosthenes]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Kiluma]]''' - Goddess of chaos to the [[Looliers]], patron goddess to the Exingians.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[King Harandraff the Great]]''' - Led siege on [[Bute University]]; died in the Civil War that followed.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''King Leverznod the Sibilant''' - Father of [[King Harandraff the Great]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Kooper''' - A philosopher; was studied by [[Pricludious]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Kortayal''' - Owned the now-defunct [[Kortayal Trading Expedition]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''The Knackerbats''' - Classic (well, maybe not) performer of [[quiver'n'bend]] music.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''The Lalalas''' - Classic performer of [[quiver'n'bend]] music.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Lady Aleksandra Quininery|Lady Aleksandra]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Lane Smallwood]]''' - A younger sister of [[Iain Underholm Smallwood]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Lankin|Lankin the Mad Mage]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Lapernees''' - Historian and scholar of [[Bute University]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Latnai''' - Legendary hero of the [[Aerle]]; his tentacles dried and fell off.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Latvi Bouk Calvian''' - Child of Kardiff Calvian and [[Madam Calvian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Latvi Reginal Cronin Wallinger''' - Father of [[Madam Calvian]], cousin of [[Oregano Amber]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Legate Constan Zefrynus''' - Struck a deal with Ramshod Axis regarding the Acquaduck Filiis.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Leemonje'lo''' - An entity worshipped by Ibaan Malmiz.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Leonard_J._Keatings|Leonard J. Keatings]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Lightning''' - Of the Cirq l' Tytns travelling circus; a speedster.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Litvia''' - A [[Paramount Queen]], joined with Bursine the 14th.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Llysver the Doomed]]''' - Magistrate of Alpha peninsula; brother of Harover.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Looly''' - Divinity of Dark Fire, of [[Vulcrue]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Lord Glosfordshier]]''' - Supposedly of Alezan, had herald of the [[Furious Apple]], Lord-Mayor of [[Iganefta]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Los Hombres del Rey''' - Classic performer of [[quiver'n'bend]] music.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Lucy O'Donnell''' - Her [[NeoPostAncientism|NeoPostAncientist]] experiments in incongruent imagery hang in the [[Zaprosingfrink Gallery]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''Lufford Grommie''' - Cousin of Rikkard Grommie; original writer of [[Boing]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Lumawig the Great Spirit''' - [[Creator]] equivalent of the [[Xurient]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Llysver the Doomed]]''' - Royalty of some sort; had a brother named Harover.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[M'Kev D'wal]]''' - A Kev from [[Kebro-shepenor]]; shrieks a lot and scares kids. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Peershakes|M. Peershakes]]''' - Playwright of the perennial favorite ''[[Gimlet]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Madam Calvian]]''' - Neighbour to a [[Folktown Records]] employee, younger sister of [[Bavarian Creame]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mack Himminfen''' - Second president of [[DasMineGold]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Magot''' - A farmer who lives in, or near, the teensy village of Uothe.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Robbi|Makarii Spitignev]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar, [[Iganefta]] resident.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Margaret Widderson''' - One of the foremost contemporary Andelight craftswomen.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Markleson''' - A sub-lochree of [[Folktown]]'s ISMEPCJ in -590 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Marque Cho'gall''' - Alias of an informant regarding the [[Darkened Lantern]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mary Elizabeth Carsokian''' - Became head of the [[Carsokian|Carsokian Clan]] in -100 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mason Grommie''' - Runs entertainment halls in [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Matriarch Palanquin''' - &amp;quot;She Whose Eggsack Nurtures All Children&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Maxilla von Sims''' - Little-known archeologist who discovered lore related to [[Grephthosthenes]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Maximilian Gustavus Grande''' - The de facto leader of the [[Houvers]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Martyr Ursula Sandwich of the Hill''' - Name given to nameless [[Arbuckle Hill]] Martyr by [[Odgar IV]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Maximilian Thaddeus Dossleham''' - Translated the [[Grimporke Grimoire]] into Olkuull.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mek Meckton''' - Director of the Brotherhood of Golemists; met with [[Odgar IV]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Meldersen]]''' - [[Awal shrinkage]] scholar, has a famous axiom: &amp;quot;It's downside up!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:D8uv|Melik Fizzuo]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar and Fadr resident.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Menia Pyre''' - Married [[Bysted Timperton]], had son Tim Timperton.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Hack And The Jacks|Michael Mooney]]''' ''(aka &amp;quot;Jack&amp;quot;)''- Co-founder of the [[NeoAlezanians]], younger sister of [[Bavarian Creame]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mick from Hillbottom''' - The first Marshall of the [[Folktown]] court in -587 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mikel Mboya''' - A writer of little consequence. Mboya is a common name.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mikail abû Bakr''' - A servant of the [[Creator]] per the [[Nitenmangrey]] religion.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Misery Gobble''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Miss Deona Hasal''' - Mother of [[Gadsringer Clubberspear]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Miss Haether Aspic''' - Younger sister of Thoedore Aspic.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Miss Hairy Mandibles''' - Travelled with [[Ignatius Maximillian Albertus Crank]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Miss Wonder''' - Of the Cirq l' Tytns travelling circus; can bend metal with her hands.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mmyogurt''' - An entity worshipped by Ibaan Malmiz.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mo Quezlar''' - Created [[Fefferberry]] juice and Frozen Fefferpops (cf. [[Quezlar family]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Molly Harling''' - Mother of [[Baron James Horkmanifester]] and &amp;quot;Hostess&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Momfrex Resgrew]]''' - The once-famous sage was claimed by [[Mount Yurch]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Monty Thabot''' - Vice Chairman of the [[Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge]]'s Steering Committee.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mork Waterson''' - 87 year old Author Laureate winner at the [[Calends Gala]] in -1 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Morphous Ibb]]''' - (born -8 EC) Wrote to the [[Folktown Records]], published in edition 578.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mother Mutton''' - Wrote a long-to-type, fun-to-say coloring book on Historio-Physics.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mox Elder''' - Once a Mildly Impressive Commandant of the [[Tarkherk Corps]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Mrs. Bagouville''' - Housekeeper of [[Pricludious]]; was there when he died. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''Naggard Grommie''' - Son of Lufford Grommie; now writes the [[Boing]] [[luminous manuscript|lumic]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Neville Sidgeford''' - Helped rob [[Harrabloon Bank]] branch with [[Johnny Lightning]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Niala Wallinger''' - Oldest daughter of [[Bavarian Creame]], from her first marriage.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Nigala Jasna Calvian''' - Child of Kardiff Calvian and [[Madam Calvian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Niles Wammerham''' - Helped rob [[Harrabloon Bank]] branch with [[Johnny Lightning]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Norm Bryforge''' - A founding member of [[Bute University]]; [[Pricludious]] named &amp;quot;Normal Math&amp;quot; after him.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Not Peershakes]]''' - An imposter of [[Peershakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Novice Frettac''' - Possibly of the [[Order of Mnerr]], see [[Uninformed, The|The Uninformed]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Nûrâ´îl''' - A servant of the [[Creator]] per the [[Nitenmangrey]] religion.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Nyorgard Frunt''' - Married [[Doc Rockett]]; had two children.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Oblibestircus]]''' - Minor scholar, not of the ''maior et sanior pars''&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Odgar IV]]''' - Held court in the eastern quarter of [[Iganefta]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Olaff Devork]]''' - Founder of the [[Harrabloon Bank]] in -185 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Oldellius -1''' - An apocryphical king of the [[Nitenmangrey]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Olly Ulolly''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Opoudelian Starker]]''' - The Wandering Jew (or Flying Dutchman) of Ghyll.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Oregano Amber]]''' - Defined the term &amp;quot;[[gentinality]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Oregithol''' - A philosopher; was studied by [[Pricludious]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Orogenezis''' - A student of [[Rancticirchiretic]] within the discipline of [[theoarcheology]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Pankuu''' - [[Creator]] equivalent of the [[Looliers]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Patriarch Falpatuin''' - &amp;quot;He Who Owns All That His Mothers Have Touched&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Patrick Retic''' - Farm labourer father of [[Rancticirchiretic]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Patricia Rancticirchi''' - Littleschool headmistress mother of [[Rancticirchiretic]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Perry Tocklewits''' - A possible pseudonym for [[Ibah Mahli]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Petr Hof''' - A historian at the [[Collegium Civitas]] in Thopth.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Pfillip Vinekraft''' - Curator of the Nite Gallery in Thopth.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Phennella''' - Member of the [[Cranee Historical Society]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Phillip Vincent Murdstone''' - &amp;quot;[[Hive-Lord]] of Hive-Lords&amp;quot;; known in the [[Iganefta]] Back Market.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Phyllis Creanie]]''' - Found as a mud puddle due to [[Zygotic Dermatosis]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Phylostarus]]''' - Ancient historian (-232 EC to -162 EC).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Pinky's People''' - Purportedly the inhabitants and cause of the lights of [[Pinky]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''P'Jubal''' - [[Tuckarando]] friend of [[Fijjit Mejora|Fijjit]] in the best-selling “[[Fijjit Mejora|Fijjit]] and the [[Fefferberry]] Failure”.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Pricludious]]''' - Mathematician and Philosopher.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Prof. &amp;quot;Mizo&amp;quot; Mononoke''' - Professor of cloud studies and alleged creator of the [[Kites d'Jeaux]]&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Professor Altoxian]]''' - Inventor of the [[Altoxian Bulb]], [[Iganefta]] resident.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Professor Jarvis Tinkle''' - Researcher at the [[Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Professor Kloon ar'Flizzig''' - A professor of philosophy; taught [[Pricludious]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Pomfri Resgrew''' - Suspected of being the imposter [[Not Peershakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Prothall|Prothall]]''' - Old, decrepit, senile, and nearly deaf Ghyll scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Prudence''' - &amp;quot;Subtle color stylings&amp;quot; hang in the [[Zaprosingfrink Gallery]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Pvlato''' - A philosopher; was studied by [[Pricludious]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Q. Turlingdrome''' - Controversial [[NeoPostAncientism|NeoPostAncientist]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Qane]]''' - The proprietor of the Cirq l' Tytns, a travelling circus of sorts.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Qib of Nifhar''' - Original student of [[Aminfarances]]; remembered as man who brought in Herve Spe’Lhex. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''Quad Hiffle''' - Of [[Egron]], believes the Rouble is the result of a [[Varlansk]] sneeze.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Quinto Quaffmar &amp;quot;Quaff More&amp;quot; Quezlar''' - Founded [[Quezlar's Quaff, Inc.]] (cf. [[Quezlar family]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Quezlar 6]]''' - (flourised -300 EC) Created [[Quezlarian Numerals]], crossed [[Elminster Mire]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Quiz Quezlar''' - The wealthiest man in all of Ghyll (cf. [[Quezlar family]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Quizzette''' - The first Contessi l’Kyrch of No, Gno, and Kno.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]]''' - (born -58 EC) Ghyll Lexicon scholar and [[Evesque Valley]] resident.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ralfi Porrije''' - Editor-in-chief of the Iganefta Recorder, circa -18 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ralph Alpher''' - [[Rejah]] of [[Shepenor]], famous for his huge capacity for [[Adlorst Vinifera]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ralph Neocronin''' - Recorded the most recent occurrence of [[Articulary Motion]] in -1 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ramingotes''' - Helped prove that [[Gyll Hill]] was etymologically unrelated to &amp;quot;Ghyll&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ramshod Axis''' - Built the [[klokwerx]]; negotiated with the [[Dulalian Empire]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Rancticirchiretic]]''' - Scholar of the [[Nitenmangrey]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Rater Goldfish]]''' - Composer of [[Freege Horn]] music (real name Gordon Matteaus Summerprick).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Rattallan]]''' (~250 EC to 167 EC)- Predictor of numerous world endings, one of which partially became true.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Reeyay''' - Prounced the tracing of others' [[grenfing|grenfs]] to be indecent.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Regg Wallinger''' - First cousin of Elki Hue Vallinger.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Reuben Fischelburn''' - Wrote a book on the [[acineen]], published by [[Bute University]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Revelerax''' - Former student of the [[Brothers of the Lantern]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Rhajoon Quezlar''' - At age of 10, took over [[Quezlar's Quaff, Inc.]] (cf. [[Quezlar family]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Rhajoon Quezlar II''' - Spent his entire life vacationing (cf. [[Quezlar family]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Rhajoon Quezlar III''' - Ran [[Quezlar's Quaff, Inc.]] for just a year (cf. [[Quezlar family]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Richard Crowly-Akron''' - Inventor of the AudioAerio and founder of the legendarily unfortunate [[Misery Loves Company]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Richard Pedresq''' - Present at the [[Clamorxian Decoding Method|decoding]] of the [[Djiknax Creation Manuscripts]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Rikkard Grommie''' - Second generation of the [[Grommies|Grommie]] family fortune.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Rocky''' - One of the fictional pals of [[Gimlet]] from the play ''[[Gimlet]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Rogbert the Wizzlard''' - A wise and extremely useful guide that accompanied Jemima Panderlock.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Roger Ululator''' - [[Iain Underholm Smallwood]]'s father.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Royal Dulalia]]''' - Won the bidding process for the [[Gravion Process]], cemented the Dulalian Empire, is now Emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Rubella von Sims''' - The only registered relation of Maxilla von Sims.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''RUE''' - Deity of Shameless Self-Promotion, and Pancakes Too, of [[Vulcrue]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Russell Grimdale''' - Helped rob [[Harrabloon Bank]] branch with [[Johnny Lightning]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sajâdin''' - A servant of the [[Creator]] per the [[Nitenmangrey]] religion.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sally Gallifrey''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Salerny Redthighs''' - Chief of the [[Looliers]] during the [[Battle of Barnum Stones]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''&amp;quot;Salty&amp;quot; Gibbons''' - Alias of an informant regarding the [[Darkened Lantern]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Samnâ´îl''' - A servant of the [[Creator]] per the [[Nitenmangrey]] religion.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sarfl''' - Former [[Brothers of the Lantern]], lives up on [[Po Mountain]] shouting blammos.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sargewoold Pedresq''' - His mother was insulted in the [[Djiknax Creation Manuscripts]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sargewoold Pedresq's mother''' - Apparently, a nincomppoop! (See The Sages).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar and Tomlinson Bridleway restoration campaigner.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sea Peoples''' - Ghyllians who live on rafts but come ashore to [[Nesting|nest]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Second Floor Librarian''' - Of the [[Charterhouse Collection]]; may they rest in peace.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Semolina Pilchard''' - [[Nitenmangrey]] Master; art hangs in the [[Zaprosingfrink Gallery]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ser Daffid Lud''' - Wrote about the [[Ungerry-Tubers]] in his journal.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ser Mek Thoedore Harling''' - A love interest of [[Madam Calvian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ser Wilian von Goot''' - The foreman of the [[Klokwerx]] project.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ser York Timperton-Axis''' - Once husband, deceased, of [[Madam Calvian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sergeant Richie''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sherman Tdz''' - [[NeoPostAncientism|NeoPostAncientist]], known for his interactive artwork. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Shtreimi]]''' - Also known as the Joyful Divine Octuplets.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Siam Sinch''' - Artist, and daughter of [[Bavarian Creame]] from her previous marriage.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sidd Terry''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sir Rumsfeld Tiggerwort''' - Discovered the [[Ziggurat Scrolls]] in -7 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Skull and Clown Society''' - A secret society of [[Bute University]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Slibberty Tibbery''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Slilmornay Rockett''' - Child of [[Doc Rockett]] and current Master Librarian.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Snafu Bohica|Snafu Bohica]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar and eldest of a city of devil-worshipping monks.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Snood Trunion|Snood Trunion]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sock''' - A letter writer to Grephthosthenes in old [[Ignaefta Recorder]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Stottlemeyer O'Phelan|Stottlemeyer O'Phelan]]''' - A rogue scholar wanted by the [[:Category:Encyclopedants|Encyclopedants]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''&amp;quot;Sufferin' Succotashes&amp;quot;''' - Two of the most recognizable [[Bindlet Ball]] players.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Supetupheraraphes]]''' - Historian and coiner of the term &amp;quot;[[Aquentravalkeration|aquentravalkeration]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sylvia Beth Panderlock''' - Niece of Mary Elizabeth Carsokian, modern age leader of the [[Carsokian|Carsokian Clan]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Sylvia Brunnhilda Carsokian''' - [[Grand Matriarch]] and source of the [[Carsokian|Carsokian Clan]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''T.M. Skeilz''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Talliesin|Talliesin]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Deusx|Tamlin Moon]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ten-from-one''' - The ten children chosen by the birds of the [[Budgerigar Master]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Tery Smashing''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[The Beast]]''' - Worshipped by the xenophobic [[Agarttha]]n priesthood.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''The Crossbow''' - Of the Cirq l' Tytns travelling circus; expert shot with the crossbow.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''The Submerger''' - Of the Cirq l' Tytns travelling circus; can hold his breath under anything.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''The Sun God''' - [[Creator]] equivalent of [[Alezan]]; created [[Vulcrue]] with The Queen.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''The Queen''' - [[Creator]] equivalent of [[Alezan]]; created [[Vulcrue]] with The Sun God.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Theophenes|Theophenes]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Third [[Horse]] Grenadiers''' - One of the finest troupes of players in the history of theater.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Theodore Aspic''' - Founder of the ''[[Iganefta Recorder]]'' and First Master Librarian.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Thomas Heckeljeckel''' - A master cabinetmaker.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Thureau Grommie''' - Third (and current) generation of the [[Grommies|Grommie]] family fortune.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Tiebelly Frankfurt''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Tim Timperton''' - A [[Folktown Records]] writer and ex-member of the [[Council for Quezlarian Research]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Tirey O'Lorb''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Tistar Wakami''' - Wife, now separated of [[Godfroi Hasawithe]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''The Sages''' - Group of [[NeoPostAncientism|NeoPostAncientists]], also known as Sargewoold Pedresq's Mothre.   &lt;br /&gt;
* '''The Toadboys''' - Classic performer of [[quiver'n'bend]] music.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Thou Greatly Headed''' - Was beheaded in -503 EC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Thou Greatly Heeded]]''' - Founded the Color and Noise Foundation in [[Ellensworth]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Tobin Grivitz''' - Father of [[Pricludious]] and prosperous wax farmer.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Torvinquanai Metatron''' - The first [[Xurient|Xuriental]] [[Paramount Queen]]; stripped of her crown.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Trackster''' - Room-mate of scholar [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] at [[Bute University]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Troy''' - Co-owner of The Underfunded Eastside Publishing House for Small and Insignificant Mammals.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Trunggar Minfy''' - Mother of [[Doc Rockett]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Trung Tro Hampher]]''' - An offbeat [[Iganefta]] mayoral candidate.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Tue''' - Wrote about the [[Ungerry-Tubers]] for Wyrd Tales.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Turboduck]]''' - Classic performer of [[quiver'n'bend]] music.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Tyria Diggley''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ul'o''' - Lord of the Filthy Waters, of [[Vulcrue]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ull Gitshire Kmuppens''' - Wünderscientist and author of the [[Kmuppens' Taxonomy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ully Olully''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Umgumphornitz Rockett''' - Child of [[Doc Rockett]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Umbrig [[Hythmium]]''' - Invented the process of turning light to metal; a false-deity.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Varlansk]]''' - A god, or joke about the wind, from the [[Nitenmangrey]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Vemish]]''' - The epitome of &amp;quot;wrong place, wrong time&amp;quot; - bad luck all around.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Vengeful''' - Attribution of an [[Elminster Mire]] ghost, per [[Ignatius Maximillian Albertus Crank]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Verity Small''' - A pseudonym of [[Ibah Mahli]]; one of many.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Viktor MiBrons''' - Wrote ''The Kev: My adventures on Kebro-shepenor''; also lived there.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Violetta''' - [[Quezlar 6]]'s wife, whose nickname was 'Vi'.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[User:Vladimir the 16th|Vladimir the 16th]]''' - Ghyll Lexicon scholar.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Vulcrue]]''' - Also known as the Wrathful Divine Quintuplets.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Wadjidir]]''' - An order or guild of Ghyllian intelligence balancers.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Walshet''' - A mathematical luminary; [[Pricludious]] studied their work.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Wangeline''' - A Contessi l’Kyrch of No, Gno, and Kno, roughly -331 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Whanmoore Payne''' - Current Adjudicator-in-Chief in the lawsuits involving [[EUPHORIA]], GMG, and FMC.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Whelmin Shirnkal''' - He and his mate were killed, and the [[Bethelanious Mist]] was there.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[White Lady]]''', The - Supposed savior of Mox Elder on [[Umbo Moor]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Whostley]]''' - The [[Freege Horn]] keys-man of [[Cadaver, The|The Cadaver]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway]]''' - Made discoveries regarding [[Ghoulwood viola|ghoulwood]] and [[supranatural luminescence meter|supranatural luminescence]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Windsor Creame''' - (born -58 EC) Writer for the [[Folktown Records]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[York of Brahang]]''' - A scholar who studied [[Lord Glosfordshier]]; his works were suppressed.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''X R Quezlar''' - Died hearing THE VOICES; whither golden stein? (cf. [[Quezlar family]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Xhasone Margolhu''' - A mathematical theorem is named after him.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Xlardamnf]]''' - Also known as the &amp;quot;[[Stone of Wisdom]]&amp;quot;; was stoned to death.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Yetta Terbium''' - [[Paramount Queen]] and, bucking custom, [[rejah]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Ylene Ylo''' - Member of [[Iganefta]] Advisory in -53 [[EC]]; coined [[Baron James Horkmanifester|Horkmanifester]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[York of Brahang]]''' - Son of an innkeeper; his books were suppressed.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Y't't't'g K'rk't't't''' - The back of this [[Alezan pantheon|Alezanian]] god forms the [[Plain of Brahang]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Zarf Berstin''' - Publicly antagonistic to [[EUPHORIA]]; currently living within the [[Zyrgian Asylum]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''Zed Dredig''' - Proponent of the Gyp Theory of the origin of [[Criminals]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''[[Zed Varren]]''' - Creator of the term [[Unquisition]] and its originator.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Encyclopedants]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Lord Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook''' is a name not much remembered but by a few in [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]].  He was the second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, installed under the revised constitution of –252 [[EC]].  He served thirteen years as Lord-Mayor and was buried in his ancestral plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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==-260 [[EC]]: That Tumultuous Year==&lt;br /&gt;
Born on the outskirts of the [[Iganefta|City of Settlements]] in –272 [[EC]] as Earl Wapsipin, second son of Theophane Rok Wapsipin and Barb Sipin, his was an idyllic world.  Being the son of a Theophane allowed him access to some education (comprised mostly of fighting skills, spitting contests, and the two degrees of counting – important for land-owners at that time) as well as afforded moments of leisure.  His world was bound by his family estates and the City of Settlements to which it was attached, most especially to the nearby Settlement of Aghquabamticook.&lt;br /&gt;
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His early years are undocumented.  His history begins in the year –260 [[EC]] when the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company was established by [[Lord Glosfordshier|Paul Glosford]].  This resulted in momentous changes in the life of the City of Settlements, most importantly being that the majority of tween gangs were wiped out, a great number of yuet gangs were absorbed, and Glosford became the biggest local &amp;quot;bigman&amp;quot; in the heart of the City of Settlements, so big in fact, that he changed his name to Glosfordshier and took control of the Iganeftan Council.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, at this time, the City of Settlements was comprised of thirteen Settlements and they were ruled over by the Iganeftan Council.  This Council was comprised of Theophanes, Sub-Theophanes, and Counters who came from each of the Settlements.  There were also the [[Rejah|Rejahs]], but they did not bother with the Council for their purview was not the whole of the City but only their own Settlement.  These Rejahs were elected, as per normative custom, by the adult women of each Settlement (as well as two-thirds of eligible men), and their duties were simply to settle disputes brought before him or her.  Whether by coincidence or cosmic confluence, one of the Rejahs within the City of Settlements in –260 [[EC]] was none other than [[Odgar IV]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Even though the presence of Rejah Odgar did have some effect on the peoples of his jurisdiction, it did not preclude nor hinder the criminal activities in the remaining Settlements.  Tween-gangs such as the Dead Crabbits and the Ungrateful We’re Still Living Posse were known and feared during the –270s and –260s.  The inability of the Rejahs to affect said gangs and the ineptitude of the Iganeftan Council to get rid of them led to the take-over by Glosford.  The take-over, in turn, led many of the noble families to reconsider their position in this society.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the two decades before the usurpation, life at the Waksipin Manor flowed normaly, with puking, spitting, fielding, and managering (activities that were the norm for the aristocratic families of that age).  Indeed, Theophane Rok and his son Brat had managed to increase their lands by multiple fuffles (a local unit) while keeping the assemblage of their manor guards content with sugar-water and ample opportunity to &amp;quot;defend&amp;quot; their range.  With the take-over, however, the Family Wapsipin, along with the Families Chub, Tooke, Baugh, and Icon saw themselves as a moral voice (as well as seeing their lands in dire jeopardy of being confiscated) and protested the autocratic seizure, but as Glosford now had his Mercenary Company and had rallied the bands of local soldiers from each of the Settlements under the banner of the [[Furious Apple]], these protests proved ineffective.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even as Paul Glosford, now naming himself Lord Frederick Paul Glosfordshier, took the title of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, the most famous of the rejahs, Odgar IV remained unconcerned and distant.  There have been proffered numerous possibilities as to why he did nothing to stay the tide of Glosford’s dictatorship, but what is known for certain is that within three years the number of troubles discussed by Odgar’s local people increasingly involved the Lord-Mayor and his Mercenaries.  In –257 EC, however, Glosfordshier, accompanied by his Mercenaries, politely petitioned the Rejah to keep his Court opinions to matters that did not involve him or his Mercenaries – the Rejah politely and litigiously accepted the petition.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Eight Years of Resistance==&lt;br /&gt;
Glosford ruled the City of Settlements from –260 [[EC]] to –252 [[EC]] when an ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinated him.&lt;br /&gt;
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During these eight years the Wapsipin Family did all it could to keep their lands out of the hands of Glosford, as well as to rally the other Families of the City of Settlements to the cause of reducing the dictator’s powers.  This effort proved mostly fruitless in the direct, but it did create the atmosphere which allowed for the ultimate demise of said despot.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –258 [[EC]] Rok’s son Earl Wapsipin married the lovely Nadia Icon and as was the custom he took her name to his own becoming Earl Wapsipinicon.  Earl’s elder brother Chuk would have married her but for the fact that he was dead – a casualty of a &amp;quot;misunderstanding&amp;quot; between Chuk and about thirteen Mercenaries one rainy night.  The death of Chuk broke the spirit of the Family Patriarch, Rok.  It was his wife, the Matriarch Barb, who filled the void of leadership and catapulted her son Earl into the fore of defending their way of life. &lt;br /&gt;
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The bulk of the history of Iganefta is found within a mishmash of written and oral fact, rumor and tale.  The &amp;quot;known&amp;quot; life of Lord Earl Wapsipinicon is an unruly mess and this here scholar refuses to print hogwash and antpuke.  So here follows an outline of the most reliable of the information:&lt;br /&gt;
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::-272 EC Earl Wapsipin born&lt;br /&gt;
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::-260 EC Paul Glosford executes control of the Iganeftan Council&lt;br /&gt;
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::-258 EC Brat Wapsipin murdered by members of the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company&lt;br /&gt;
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::-258 EC Earl Wapsipin marries Nadia Icon, changes name to Earl Wapsipinicon&lt;br /&gt;
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::-257 EC Earl Wapsipinicon takes on authority of Theophane when his father steps down; Earl is fifteen years of age&lt;br /&gt;
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from between –257 and –252 Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon, with his mother and wife, attempt to organize the fractured nobility against the absolutist power of Glosford.  This results in varied successes and many failures as the nobility was not unified nor did they possess, for the most part, the courage necessary for the endeavors suggested.&lt;br /&gt;
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::-253 [[EC]] the so-called Battle of Little Puk occurs in which &amp;quot;a score of Mercenaries were beaten by Theophane Wapsipinicon&amp;quot; but in truth these &amp;quot;Mercenaries&amp;quot; were only a bewildered contingent of Skwyres (premolt Mercenaries-in-training); regardless, Theophane Wapsipinicon is hailed a hero.&lt;br /&gt;
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::-252 [[EC]] the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinates the dictator Glosford&lt;br /&gt;
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::-252 [[EC]] the Committee of Canons writes a revised Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
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::-251 [[EC]] the ''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples'' was accepted by the nobility and merchants&lt;br /&gt;
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::-251 [[EC]] Earl Wapsipinicon is elected as the new Lord-Mayor &lt;br /&gt;
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==the Constitutionalist Year==&lt;br /&gt;
In –252 [[EC]], with the Dictator dead, what remained of the nobility coalesced to retake their power.  They were met, however, by the group of merchants who comprised the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety.  The merchants were in no hurry to relinquish their authority and they were the ones to whom the populace now looked up to in awe.  At this time Rejah Odgar IV attempted to intervene with, as he called it, his &amp;quot;words of wisdom,&amp;quot; but he was rebuffed by both merchants and nobility.  To resolve this confrontation they formed a Committee of Canons comprised of one-half merchant and nobility alike.  They chose the name Canons for its Olkuul play on the concept of &amp;quot;weapon&amp;quot; and of &amp;quot;law&amp;quot; and among the members of this Committee was the Matriarch Wapsipin.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Committee worked for over six months to create a viable Constitution; the most renowned of these Constitutionalists were the Matriarch Wapsipin, Sub-Theophane Kraft, and the men who came to be called the Three Wise Rejahs: Jeffers, Franklyn, and Madson.  By –251 [[EC]] a new and revised '''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples''' was drafted and accepted.  It did not abolish all the changes which Glosford had instituted when he became the first Lord-Mayor, but it did modify and reduce the power that said Lord-Mayor would control.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The New Lord-Mayor==&lt;br /&gt;
The first Decree of the new body politic was to elect Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon to the post of Lord-Mayor of the City of Settlements.  The second Decree was to dismember the now stinking corpse of Glosford and display large pieces of it in the Thirteen Settlements as well as place his head in the Council Hall as an omen to any would-be dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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This same year, –251 [[EC]], Odgar IV who had been ignored by the Constitutionalists, the nobility and the merchants, introduced to his Settlement Court the ''Board of the Wise''.  Whether his plan was to woo the people and the rulers back to him is not known for certain, but if it was, it backfired.  Odgar IV staffed the Board mostly with transplanted Folktowners (the folk to whom he had grown to love) and the elite of Iganefta saw no need to acknowledge this &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; Board while the locals had a hard time even understanding the [[Folktown]] dialect.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Within his first year as Lord-Mayor, Earl Wapsipinicon devoted his time straightening up the mess that had been left behind by years of bribery, threats, and murder by Glosford.  This was not easy to accomplish as many in the guild-world were now accustomed to certain &amp;quot;practices.&amp;quot;  To make matters worse, a number of Theophanes and Sub-Theophanes were causing trouble as they wished a return to the pre-Lord days.  The Rejahs mostly went on, as they always had, settling disputes – but Odgar IV continued changing the way he conducted business – he began instituting &amp;quot;reforms&amp;quot; as he called them, and this was having an effect on some of the other Rejahs as well as certain of the Theophanes and merchants.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It was in –250 [[EC]], however, that Odgar IV hit upon his so-far biggest idea to make both his stature in the world and hopefully his status in Iganefta more great: the Iganefta-to-Folktown Causeway.  At first this was received as a marvelous idea by one and all, but within one year it turned sour for the Iganeftans.   Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon tried in vain to control Odgar and his &amp;quot;reforms&amp;quot; which were in the most part pro-Folktown.  He attempted to organize the merchants and the guilds as a unified force, but their own avarice was too much to funnel.  In the end, most of the causeway work was contracted out to Folktown guilds – the Ditch-Diggers Guild, the Stone-Masonrics Guild, the Pound-Sand Guild, etc.  Though construction began on the outskirts of the City of Settlements, once the Folktown guildsmen realized how far the work was from their homes, how unwieldy was the terrain near the City (compared to the lands roundabout Folktown) and how ignorant and money-hungry were the Iganeftan peoples (at least in the eyes of the Folktowners), they ceased their work here and concentrated on Folktown.  Within a short time the Iganefta-to-Folktown Causeway became known as the ''Folktown-to-Iganefta Causeway'' and Odgar IV was discredited yet again in his own backyard.  By this time, however, Odgar IV may not have cared, for – since he was summarily ignored during the process of re-constituting the politics of Iganefta - he took it upon himself to re-charter the Court and Parliament of Folktown.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon was still having trouble with the nobility and the merchants, but he was now also having trouble with the soldiery of the Settlements.  Since the death of Glosford the soldiers were kept from mindlessly harassing the local folk and they were getting restless.  Luckily, or by divine intervention, in –249 [[EC]] the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] broke out.  Wapsipinicon saw this as a way to allow the antsy soldiers to vent their unspent aggression.  They &amp;quot;went to war&amp;quot; as was wont to say under the banner of the Furious Apple which had now become the symbol of the sitting Royal Family of Iganefta – ie Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon.  During this conflict these men, with their hammer-topped pikes and badges, came to have the name of [[Pickers]].  Though some [[Pricludious|historians]] believe that it was the ''enemy'' that came first to be called '''apple-pickers''' (as men who picked off and kicked, bit, spit upon, and otherwise embarrassed the '''Apple-men of Iganefta'''), mainstream scholars say this was not so.  It must be noted that although the Dictator Glosford had been dead for three years and his power diffused amongst the remaining nobility and merchants, the soldiers themselves had little sense of this.  They marched under the Furious Apple as homage to the dead Lord-Mayor Frederick Paul Glosfordshier and sang the despot songs, while Wapsipinicon simply shrugged his shoulders and let them march and fight. &lt;br /&gt;
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In –247 [[EC]] the Causeway was completed with a ribbon-tying event at both ends (a grand feast then commenced in Folktown while in Iganefta a few bums, idlers, and vagrants pissed on the new cobblestones of the entryway).  Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon was still dealing with the strains of administration.  His mother had been helping him since day one and she urged him to take a break.  He did so and left on holiday to Glosford’s old summer palace in Thungerbarg.  The Lord and his Lady went together and when they returned to Iganefta, she was with seed.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Matriarch &amp;amp; the Rejah==&lt;br /&gt;
In his absence, the Matriarch took the reigns, and she soon earned a name which has stuck to her memory like honey to a suckle: the Barb of Iganefta.  Her most public enemy was Odgar IV, though she never referred to him as such.  By this time he was completely comfortable in his Folktown-centric mentality and he used his new institutions (the majority of which were working themselves out quite nicely in Folktown but were imperceptable in Iganefta) to further his aims.  It was while her son was in Thungerbarg that Odgar made his historic claim.  Citing the '''Grand Declaration''', he said that the source of his authority was the Court and Parliament of Folktown; he also said that he personally could wield the post of Field Marshall of the Folktown Militia for life.  The Matriarch and the nobility of the Iganeftan Council began to wonder a great deal more of the intentions of this arrogant, odd, and rude rejah.  Luckily nothing like an uprising of Folktown against Iganefta ever happened from –247 [[EC]] to –239 [[EC]] when Odgar IV died.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the day of Odgar’s death we know that he had had a visit by &amp;quot;that roving minstrel&amp;quot; and that they had a private audience together.  To this day it is unknown what occurred but shouting was heard and when the Court attendants broke into the room, the minstrel was gone and Odgar was dead.  The minstrel was never found and many say that the Iganeftan nobility spirited him away – some say that the Matriarch Wapsipin paid the minstrel to assassinate Odgar, others say that she and the other nobility only took advantage of his death and thanked the minstrel by getting him away safely.&lt;br /&gt;
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Regardless, after the death (which cause is decreed &amp;quot;Murder&amp;quot; in Folktown records and &amp;quot;Unknown&amp;quot; in Iganeftan records), Folktown took up the reigns of its own governing and officially &amp;quot;re-positioned&amp;quot; the Court of Odgar IV by dedicating a local music hall as its new location within Folktown, while the Iganeftan Council dismantled the actual House of Settling Faults (ie Odgar's Court) and elected to quash the post of rejah from that Settlement altogether.  The homes, alleys, and outhouses of this Settlement were subsequently partitioned among its neighboring Settlements and its name was stricken from the Roll (hence its &amp;quot;nameless&amp;quot; status to this day).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Continued Reconstruction==&lt;br /&gt;
After five years of dealing with the corrupted guilds, shady merchants, some near-hostile nobility, and the soldeirs, the Lord-Mayor came back from holiday in a delightful mood.  For the next eight years he spent his energies consolidating the power of the Iganeftan Council, in promoting far-off missions for the Iganeftan Pickers, and in reorganizing the workings of the City of Settlements within the accords of the new Constitution.&lt;br /&gt;
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The one reform which was instituted and which has lasted was the creation of the ''Office of Councilman,'' a reform gained only after protracted debate.  But to understand this development one must see first the inter-settlement road project that Wapsipinicon inaugerated and the construction of new and grander ''Settlement Houses'' within each of the Thirteen Settlements (but for that of Odgar IV who wanted nothing to do with change unless it came from himself).  The roads stemming from the Settlement of Iganefta, where the Council Hall was located, were enlarged and straightened to some degree.  These inter-settlement roads, today called the ''Interoads'', led to and through each Settlement.  As these were being completed the Rejahs were given the news that their Houses of Settling Faults were going to be replaced by new Settlement Houses (equal to the Court Houses of most other civilized towns).  These Settlement Houses, today given the vernacular of ''Settlehouse'', were built on the periphery of each Settlement, closest to the Iganefta-side boundary.  This resulted in all the Rejahs (but for Odgar) being closer than before to Iganefta proper.  Within each Settlehouse there was a guestroom made especially for the Councilman, newly created by the Iganeftan Council under the push of the Lord-Mayor.  The Councilman was chosen by the Lord-Mayor from among the class of non-noble freemen (as opposed to the non-noble permanent-indentured fieldsmin) and most were fanatically loyal to the Lord-Mayor for this honor.  The duty of the Councilmen was to &amp;quot;collect the profitable wisdom of the Rejahs for the benefit of the Council,&amp;quot; but invariably these Councilmen were used as the Lord-Mayor's personal spies.&lt;br /&gt;
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The road project and emphasis on the Rejahs was initially greeted with great fanfare and enthusiasm, only later did it seem onerous to some and dangerous to others, but in the end the institution has remained almost in its original form - and more importantly, it resulted in a change far greater than Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon could have imagined.  With the construction of strong and beautiful Settlehouses many guildsmen and merchants desired their shoppes and trades to be conducted nearby too.  This began a building boom around the Settlehouses and so nearer the &amp;quot;center&amp;quot; of the City of Settlements.  After the years in which the so-called Settle Project of Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon took place, the concentration of power of the Settlements actually moved physically closer to the Iganefta Settlement, and over time this allowed for the psychological move of power to the center as well, one which resulted in the old name of City of Settlements to be lost to the new name of Iganefta; all for the work of the second Lord-Mayor and those who came afterwards.  &lt;br /&gt;
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One other conribution of Wapsipinicon to Iganeftan culture is the practice of ''warcraft''.  In such turbulent times as was his, the majority of peoples even unto the permanently-indentured (who's rights consisted only of a tree above their head, a blanket for the night, and two chits a day to eat), the Lord-Mayor saw how agitated everyone was.  He had already dealt with the soldiery and as a benefit they came back home with a new nickmane; but the merchants, guilds and nobles were a different bunch, altogether.  Knowing their propensity to use violence, Wapsipinicon afforded them what he called the &amp;quot;Arte o' the Warkraftin.&amp;quot;  He explained that he had found an ancient tool, kept hidden by Glosford, and which he had used against the Iganeftan Council.  This tool consisted of wrapping cloth about a vegetable husk and engraving the likeness of one's enemy thereon.  After a series of dance rituals (that vaguely resembled a dirge to the god [[Hopdurg]]) the Lord-Mayor said that such a doll would then become hexed, making it a similacrum of the person depicted.  He then said that if they made war against said doll they would indeed be making war against their enemy.  The majority of men and women, nobles, merchants and freeborn laughed in his face.  In a fit of [[Backwards logic|backwards logic]], however, he dared them all to disbelieve him to their own peril, and then walked away.  Who believed, who doubted, it is impossible to know - but from that moment on the number of noble-born brawls actually decreased and a strained sense of politeness pervaded the Iganeftan Council.  Though the practice (as a political tool of aggression) has come in and out of favor over the last two hundred years, it is responsible for the short-lived &amp;quot;dolly craze&amp;quot; of the -20s in Cranee.&lt;br /&gt;
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As to his own demise, in –238 [[EC]], Lord-Mayor Earl Wapsipinicon was again in Thungerbarg on holiday.  While there he suffered an unfortunate and fatal accident, the official record being due to '''[[Ponce Gardening|Poen Sea Gardening]]'''.  The populace of Iganefta was so despondent that they spontaneously elected his wife Nadia to the post of Lord-Mayor (although many believe that the Matriarch Wapsipin had something to do with that &amp;quot;spontaneous&amp;quot; election).  For the next five years she would serve as leader to Iganefta furthering her husband’s name and was known as the [[Widow Lord-Mayor]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Citations: [[Backward logic]], [[Lord Glosfordshier]], [[Widow Lord-Mayor]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Lord Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook''' is a name not much remembered but by a few in [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]].  He was the second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, installed under the revised constitution of –252 [[EC]].  He served thirteen years as Lord-Mayor and was buried in his ancestral plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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==-260 [[EC]]: That Tumultuous Year==&lt;br /&gt;
Born on the outskirts of the [[Iganefta|City of Settlements]] in –272 [[EC]] as Earl Wapsipin, second son of Theophane Rok Wapsipin and Barb Sipin, his was an idyllic world.  Being the son of a Theophane allowed him access to some education (comprised mostly of fighting skills, spitting contests, and the two degrees of counting – important for land-owners at that time) as well as afforded moments of leisure.  His world was bound by his family estates and the City of Settlements to which it was attached, most especially to the nearby Settlement of Aghquabamticook.&lt;br /&gt;
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His early years are undocumented.  His import began in the year –260 [[EC]] when the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company was established by [[Lord Glosfordshier|Paul Glosford]].  This resulted in momentous changes in the life of the City of Settlements, most importantly being that the majority of tween gangs were wiped out, a great number of yuet gangs were absorbed, and Glosford became the biggest local &amp;quot;bigman&amp;quot; in the heart of the City of Settlements, so big in fact, that he changed his name to Glosfordshier and took control of the Iganeftan Council.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, at this time, the City of Settlements was comprised of thirteen Settlements and they were ruled over by the Iganeftan Council.  This Council was comprised of Theophanes, Sub-Theophanes, and Counters who came from each of the Settlements.  There were also the [[Rejah|Rejahs]], but they did not bother with the Council for their purview was not the whole of the City but only their own Settlement.  These Rejahs were elected, as per normative custom, by the adult women of each Settlement (as well as two-thirds of eligible men), and their duties were simply to settle disputes brought before him or her.  Whether by coincidence or cosmic confluence, one of the Rejahs within the City of Settlements in –260 [[EC]] was none other than [[Odgar IV]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Even though the presence of Rejah Odgar did have some effect on the peoples of his jurisdiction, it did not preclude nor hinder the criminal activities in the remaining Settlements.  Tween-gangs such as the Dead Crabbits and the Ungrateful We’re Still Living Posse were known and feared during the –270s and –260s.  The inability of the Rejahs to affect said gangs and the ineptitude of the Iganeftan Council to get rid of them led to the take-over by Glosford.  The take-over by Glosford, in turn, led many of the noble families to reconsider their position in this society.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the two decades before the take-over, life at the Waksipin Manor flowed normaly, with puking, spitting, fielding, and managering (activities that were the norm for the aristocratic families of that age).  Indeed, Theophane Rok and his son Brat had managed to increase their lands by multiple fuffles (a local unit) while keeping the assemblage of their manor guards content with sugar-water and ample opportunity to &amp;quot;defend&amp;quot; their range.  With the take-over, however, the Family Wapsipin, along with the Families Chub, Tooke, Baugh, and Icon saw themselves as a moral voice (as well as seeing their lands in dire jeopardy of being confiscated) and protested this seizure, but as Glosford now had his Mercenary Company and had rallied the bands of local soldiers from each of the Settlements under the banner of the [[Furious Apple]], these protests proved ineffective.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even as Paul Glosford, now naming himself Lord Frederick Paul Glosfordshier, took the title of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, the most famous of the rejahs, Odgar IV remained unconcerned and distant.  There have been proffered numerous possibilities as to why he did nothing to stay the tide of Glosford’s dictatorship, but what is known for certain is that within three years the number of troubles discussed by Odgar’s local people increasingly involved the Lord-Mayor and his Mercenaries.  In –257 EC, however, Glosfordshier, accompanied by his Mercenaries, politely petitioned the Rejah to keep his Court opinions to matters that didn’t involve him or his Mercenaries – the Rejah politely and litigiously accepted the petition.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Eight Years of Resistance==&lt;br /&gt;
Glosford ruled the City of Settlements from –260 [[EC]] to –252 [[EC]] when an ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinated him.&lt;br /&gt;
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During these eight years the Wapsipin Family did all it could to keep their lands out of the hands of Glosford, as well as to rally the other Families of the City of Settlements to the cause of reducing the dictator’s powers.  This effort proved mostly fruitless in the direct, but it did create the atmosphere which allowed for the ultimate demise of said dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –258 [[EC]] Rok’s son Earl Wapsipin married the lovely Nadia Icon and as was the custom he took her name to his own becoming Earl Wapsipinicon.  Earl’s elder brother Chuk would have married her but for the fact that he was dead – a casualty of a &amp;quot;misunderstanding&amp;quot; between Chuk and about thirteen Mercenaries one rainy night.  The death of Chuk broke the spirit of the Family Patriarch, Rok.  It was his wife, the Matriarch Barb, who filled the void of leadership and catapulted her son Earl into the fore of defending their way of life. &lt;br /&gt;
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The bulk of the history of Iganefta is found within a mishmash of written and oral fact, rumor and tale.  The &amp;quot;known&amp;quot; life of Lord Earl Wapsipinicon is an unruly mess and this here scholar refuses to print hogwash and antpuke.  So here follows an outline of the most reliable of the information:&lt;br /&gt;
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::-272 EC Earl Wapsipin born&lt;br /&gt;
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::-260 EC Paul Glosford executes the take-over of the Iganeftan Council&lt;br /&gt;
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::-258 EC Brat Wapsipin murdered by members of the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company&lt;br /&gt;
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::-258 EC Earl Wapsipin marries Nadia Icon, changes name to Earl Wapsipinicon&lt;br /&gt;
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::-257 EC Earl Wapsipinicon takes on authority of Theophane when his father steps down; Earl is fifteen years of age&lt;br /&gt;
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from between –257 and –252 Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon, with his mother and wife, attempt to organize the fractured nobility against the absolutist power of Glosford.  This results in varied successes and many failures as the nobility was not unified nor did they possess, for the most part, the courage necessary for the endeavors suggested.&lt;br /&gt;
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::-253 [[EC]] the so-called Battle of Little Puk occurs in which &amp;quot;a score of Mercenaries were beaten by Theophane Wapsipinicon&amp;quot; but in truth these &amp;quot;Mercenaries&amp;quot; were only a bewildered contingent of Skwyres (premolt Mercenaries-in-training); regardless, Theophane Wapsipinicon is hailed a hero.&lt;br /&gt;
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::-252 [[EC]] the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinates the dictator Glosford&lt;br /&gt;
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::-252 [[EC]] the Committee of Canons writes a revised Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
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::-251 [[EC]] the ''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples'' was accepted by the nobility and merchants&lt;br /&gt;
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::-251 [[EC]] Earl Wapsipinicon is elected as the new Lord-Mayor &lt;br /&gt;
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==the Constitutionalist Year==&lt;br /&gt;
In –252 [[EC]], with the Dictator dead, what remained of the nobility coalesced to retake their power.  They were met, however, by the group of merchants who comprised the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety.  The merchants were in no hurry to relinquish their authority and they were the ones to whom the populace now looked up to in awe.  At this time Rejah Odgar IV attempted to intervene with, as he called it, his &amp;quot;words of wisdom,&amp;quot; but he was rebuffed by both merchants and nobility as the &amp;quot;man who did nothing.&amp;quot;  To resolve this confrontation they formed a Committee of Canons comprised of one-half merchant and nobility alike.  They chose the name Canons for its Olkuul play on the concept of &amp;quot;weapon&amp;quot; and of &amp;quot;law&amp;quot; and among the members of this Committee was the Matriarch Wapsipin.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Committee worked for over six months to create a viable Constitution; the most renowned of these Constitutionalists were the Matriarch Wapsipin, Sub-Theophane Kraft, and the men who came to be called the Three Wise Rejahs: Jeffers, Franklyn, and Madson.  By –251 [[EC]] a new and revised '''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples''' was drafted and accepted.  It did not abolish all the changes which Glosford had instituted when he became the first Lord-Mayor, but it did modify and reduce the power that said Lord-Mayor would control.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The New Lord-Mayor==&lt;br /&gt;
The first Decree of the new Body Politic was to elect Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon to the post of Lord-Mayor of the City of Settlements.  The second Decree was to dismember the now stinking corpse of Glosford and display large pieces of it in the Thirteen Settlements as well as place his head in the Council Hall as an omen to any would-be dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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This same year, –251 [[EC]], Odgar IV who had been ignored by the Constitutionalists, the nobility and the merchants, introduced to his Settlement Court the ''Board of the Wise''.  Whether his plan was to woo the people and the rulers back to him is not known for certain, but if it was, it backfired.  Odgar IV staffed the Board mostly with transplanted Folktowners (the folk to whom he had grown to love) and the elite of Iganefta saw no need to acknowledge this &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; Board while the locals had a hard time even understanding the [[Folktown]] dialect.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Within his first year as Lord-Mayor, Earl Wapsipinicon devoted his time straightening up the mess that had been left behind by years of bribery, threats, and murder by Glosford.  This was not easy to accomplish as many in the guild-world were now accustomed to certain &amp;quot;practices.&amp;quot;  To make matters worse, a number of Theophanes and Sub-Theophanes were causing trouble as they wished a return to the pre-Lord days.  The Rejahs mostly went on, as they always had, settling disputes – but Odgar IV continued changing the way he conducted business – he began instituting &amp;quot;reforms&amp;quot; as he called them, and this was having an effect on some of the other Rejahs as well as certain of the Theophanes and merchants.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It was in –250 [[EC]], however, that Odgar IV hit upon his so-far biggest act to make both his stature in the world and hopefully his status in Iganefta more great: the Iganefta-to-Folktown Causeway.  At first this was received as a marvelous idea by one and all, but within one year it turned sour for the Iganeftans.   Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon tried in vain to control Odgar and his &amp;quot;reforms&amp;quot; which were in the most part pro-Folktown.  He attempted to organize the merchants and the guilds as a unified force, but their own avarice was too much to funnel.  In the end, most of the causeway work was contracted out to Folktown guilds – the Ditch-Diggers Guild, the Stone-Masonrics Guild, the Pound-Sand Guild, etc.  Though construction began on the outskirts of Iganefta, once the Folktown guildsmen realized how far the work was from their homes, how unwieldy was the terrain near Iganefta (compared to the lands roundabout Folktown) and how poor and ignorant and money-hungry were the Iganeftan peoples (at least in the eyes of the Folktowners), they ceased their work here and concentrated on the Folktown area.  Within a short time the Iganefta-to-Folktown Causeway became known as the ''Folktown-to-Iganefta Causeway'' and Odgar IV was discredited yet again in his own backyard.  By this time, however, Odgar IV may not have cared, for – since he was summarily ignored during the process of re-constituting the politics of Iganefta - he took it upon himself to re-charter the Court and Parliament of Folktown.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon was still having trouble with the nobility and the merchants, but he was now also having trouble with the soldiery of the Iganeftan Settlements.  Since the death of Glosford the soldiers were kept from mindlessly harassing the local folk and they were getting restless.  Luckily, or by divine intervention, in –249 [[EC]] the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] broke out.  Wapsipinicon saw this as a way to allow the antsy soldiers to vent their unspent aggression.  They &amp;quot;went to war&amp;quot; as was wont to say under the banner of the Furious Apple which had now become the symbol of the sitting Royal Family of Iganefta – ie Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon.  During this conflict these men, with their hammer-topped pikes and distinctive badge, came to have the name of [[Pickers]].  Though some [[Pricludious|historians]] believe that it was the enemy that came first to be called '''apple-pickers''' as men who picked off and kicked, bit, spit upon, and otherwise embarrassed the '''Apple-men of Iganefta''', mainstream scholars say this was not so.  It must be noted that although the Dictator Glosford had been dead for three years and his power diffused amongst the remaining nobility and merchants, the soldiers themselves had little sense of this.  They marched under the Furious Apple as homage to the dead Lord-Mayor Frederick Paul Glosfordshier, while Wapsipinicon simply shrugged his shoulders and let them march and fight. &lt;br /&gt;
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In –247 [[EC]] the Causeway was completed with a ribbon-tying event at both ends (a grand feast then commenced in Folktown while in Iganefta a few bums, idlers, and vagrants pissed on the new cobblestones of the entryway).  Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon was still dealing with the strains of administration.  His mother had been helping him since day one and she urged him to take a break.  He did so and left on holiday to Glosford’s old summer palace in Thungerbarg.  The Lord and his Lady went together and when they returned to Iganefta, she was with seed.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Matriarch &amp;amp; the Rejah==&lt;br /&gt;
In his absence, the Matriarch took the reigns, and she soon earned a name which has stuck to her memory like honey to a suckle: the Barb of Iganefta.  Her most public enemy was Odgar IV, though she never referred to him as such.  By this time he was completely comfortable in his Folktown-centric mentality and he used his new institutions (the majority of which were working themselves out quite nicely in Folktown but were imperceptable in Iganefta) to further his aims.  It was while her son was in Thungerbarg that Odgar made his historic claim.  Citing the '''Grand Declaration''', he said that the source of his authority was the Court and Parliament of Folktown; he also said that he personally could wield the post of Field Marshall of the Folktown Militia for life.  The Matriarch and the nobility of the Iganeftan Council began to wonder a great deal more of the intentions of this arrogant, odd, and rude rejah.  Luckily nothing like an uprising of Folktown against Iganefta ever happened from –247 [[EC]] to –239 [[EC]] when Odgar IV died.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the day of Odgar’s death we know that he had had a visit by &amp;quot;that roving minstrel&amp;quot; and that they had a private audience together.  To this day it is unknown what occurred but shouting was heard and when the Court attendants broke into the room, the minstrel was gone and Odgar was dead.  The minstrel was never found and many say that the Iganeftan nobility spirited him away – some say that the Matriarch Wapsipin paid the minstrel to assassinate Odgar, others say that she and the other nobility only took advantage of his death and thanked the minstrel by getting him away safely.&lt;br /&gt;
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Regardless, after the death (which cause is decreed &amp;quot;Murder&amp;quot; in Folktown records and &amp;quot;Unknown&amp;quot; in Iganeftan records), Folktown took up the reigns of its own governing and officially &amp;quot;re-positioned&amp;quot; the Court of Odgar IV by dedicating a local music hall as its new location within Folktown, while the Iganeftan Council dismantled the actual House of Settling Faults (ie Odgar's Court) and elected to quash the post of rejah from that Settlement altogether.  The homes, alleys, and outhouses of this Settlement were subsequently partitioned among its neighboring Settlements and its name was stricken from the Roll (hence its &amp;quot;nameless&amp;quot; status to this day).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Continued Reconstruction==&lt;br /&gt;
After five years of dealing with the corrupted guilds, shady merchants, some near-hostile nobility, and the soldeirs, the Lord-Mayor came back from holiday in a delightful mood.  For the next eight years he spent his energies consolidating the power of the Iganeftan Council, in promoting far-off missions for the Iganeftan Pickers, and in reorganizing the workings of the City of Settlements within the accords of the new Constitution.&lt;br /&gt;
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The one reform which was instituted and which has lasted was the creation of the ''Office of Councilman,'' a reform gained only after a protracted [[Resgrewian debates|Resgrewian debate]].  But to understand this development one must see first the inter-settlement road project that Wapsipinicon inaugerated and the construction of new and grander ''Settlement Houses'' within each of the Thirteen Settlements (but for that of Odgar IV who wanted nothing to do with change unless it came from himself).  The roads stemming from the Settlement of Iganefta, where the Council Hall was located, were enlarged and straightened to some degree.  These inter-settlement roads, today called the ''Interoads'', led to and through each Settlement.  As these were being completed the Rejahs were given the news that their Houses of Settling Faults were going to be replaced by new Settlement Houses (equal to the Court Houses of most other civilized towns).  These Settlement Houses, today given the vernacular of ''Settlehouse'', were built on the periphery of each Settlement, closest to the Iganefta-side boundary.  This resulted in all the Rejahs (but for Odgar) being closer than before to Iganefta proper.  Within each Settlehouse there was a guestroom made especially for the Councilman, newly created by the Iganeftan Council under the push of the Lord-Mayor.  The Councilman was chosen by the Lord-Mayor from among the class of non-noble freemen (as opposed to the non-noble permanent-indentured fieldsmin) and most were fanatically loyal to the Lord-Mayor for this honor.  The duty of the Councilmen was to &amp;quot;collect the profitable wisdom of the Rejahs for the benefit of the Council,&amp;quot; but invariably these Councilmen were used as the Lord-Mayor's personal spies.&lt;br /&gt;
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The road project and emphasis on the Rejahs was initially greeted with great fanfare and enthusiasm, only later did it seem onerous to some and dangerous to others, but in the end the institution has remained almost in its original form - and more importantly, it resulted in a change far greater than Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon could have imagined.  With the construction of strong and beautiful Settlehouses many guildsmen and merchants desired their shoppes and trades to be conducted nearby too.  This began a building boom around the Settlehouses and so nearer the &amp;quot;center&amp;quot; of the City of Settlements.  After the years in which the so-called Settle Project of Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon took place, the concentration of power of the Settlements actually moved physically closer to the Iganefta Settlement, and over time this allowed for the psychological move of power to the center as well, one which resulted in the old name of City of Settlements to be lost to the new name of Iganefta; all for the work of the second Lord-Mayor and those who came afterwards.  &lt;br /&gt;
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As to his own demise, in –238 [[EC]], Lord-Mayor Earl Wapsipinicon was again in Thungerbarg on holiday.  While there he suffered an unfortunate and fatal accident, the official record being due to '''[[Ponce Gardening|Poen Sea Gardening]]'''.  The populace of Iganefta was so despondent that they spontaneously elected his wife Nadia to the post of Lord-Mayor (although many believe that the Matriarch Wapsipin had something to do with that &amp;quot;spontaneous&amp;quot; election).  For the next five years she would serve as leader to Iganefta furthering her husband’s name and was known as the [[Widow Lord-Mayor]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Citations: [[Lord Glosfordshier]], [[Resgrewian debates|Resgrewian Debates]], [[Widow Lord-Mayor]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Lord Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook''' is a name not much remembered but by a few in [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]].  He was the second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, installed under the revised constitution of –252 [[EC]].  He served thirteen years as Lord-Mayor and was buried in his ancestral plot.&lt;br /&gt;
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==-260 [[EC]]: That Tumultuous Year==&lt;br /&gt;
Born on the outskirts of the [[Iganefta|City of Settlements]] in –272 [[EC]] as Earl Wapsipin, second son of Theophane Rok Wapsipin and Barb Sipin, his was an idyllic world.  Being the son of a Theophane allowed him access to some education (comprised mostly of fighting skills, spitting contests, and the two degrees of counting – important for land-owners at that time) as well as afforded moments of leisure.  His world was bound by his family estates and the City of Settlements to which it was attached, most especially to the nearby Settlement of Aghquabamticook.&lt;br /&gt;
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His early years are undocumented.  His import began in the year –260 [[EC]] when the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company was established by [[Lord Glosfordshier|Paul Glosford]].  This resulted in momentous changes in the life of the City of Settlements, most importantly being that the majority of tween gangs were wiped out, a great number of yuet gangs were absorbed, and Glosford became the biggest local &amp;quot;bigman&amp;quot; in the heart of the City of Settlements, so big in fact, that he changed his name to Glosfordshier and took control of the Iganeftan Council.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, at this time, the City of Settlements was comprised of thirteen Settlements and they were ruled over by the Iganeftan Council.  This Council was comprised of Theophanes, Sub-Theophanes, and Counters who came from each of the Settlements.  There were also the [[Rejah|Rejahs]], but they did not bother with the Council for their purview was not the whole of the City but only their own Settlement.  These Rejahs were elected, as per normative custom, by the adult women of each Settlement (as well as two-thirds of eligible men), and their duties were simply to settle disputes brought before him or her.  Whether by coincidence or cosmic confluence, one of the Rejahs within the City of Settlements in –260 [[EC]] was none other than [[Odgar IV]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Even though the presence of Rejah Odgar did have some effect on the peoples of his jurisdiction, it did not preclude nor hinder the criminal activities in the remaining Settlements.  Tween-gangs such as the Dead Crabbits and the Ungrateful We’re Still Living Posse were known and feared during the –270s and –260s.  The inability of the Rejahs to affect said gangs and the ineptitude of the Iganeftan Council to get rid of them led to the take-over by Glosford.  The take-over by Glosford, in turn, led many of the noble families to reconsider their position in this society.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the two decades before the take-over, life at the Waksipin Manor flowed normaly, with puking, spitting, fielding, and managering (activities that were the norm for the aristocratic families of that age).  Indeed, Theophane Rok and his son Brat had managed to increase their lands by multiple fuffles (a local unit) while keeping the assemblage of their manor guards content with sugar-water and ample opportunity to &amp;quot;defend&amp;quot; their range.  With the take-over, however, the Family Wapsipin, along with the Families Chub, Tooke, Baugh, and Icon saw themselves as a moral voice (as well as seeing their lands in dire jeopardy of being confiscated) and protested this seizure, but as Glosford now had his Mercenary Company and had rallied the bands of local soldiers from each of the Settlements under the banner of the [[Furious Apple]], these protests proved ineffective.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even as Paul Glosford, now naming himself Lord Frederick Paul Glosfordshier, took the title of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, the most famous of the rejahs, Odgar IV remained unconcerned and distant.  There have been proffered numerous possibilities as to why he did nothing to stay the tide of Glosford’s dictatorship, but what is known for certain is that within three years the number of troubles discussed by Odgar’s local people increasingly involved the Lord-Mayor and his Mercenaries.  In –257 EC, however, Glosfordshier, accompanied by his Mercenaries, politely petitioned the Rejah to keep his Court opinions to matters that didn’t involve him or his Mercenaries – the Rejah politely and litigiously accepted the petition.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Eight Years of Resistance==&lt;br /&gt;
Glosford ruled the City of Settlements from –260 [[EC]] to –252 [[EC]] when an ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinated him.&lt;br /&gt;
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During these eight years the Wapsipin Family did all it could to keep their lands out of the hands of Glosford, as well as to rally the other Families of the City of Settlements to the cause of reducing the dictator’s powers.  This effort proved mostly fruitless in the direct, but it did create the atmosphere which allowed for the ultimate demise of said dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –258 [[EC]] Rok’s son Earl Wapsipin married the lovely Nadia Icon and as was the custom he took her name to his own becoming Earl Wapsipinicon.  Earl’s elder brother Chuk would have married her but for the fact that he was dead – a casualty of a &amp;quot;misunderstanding&amp;quot; between Chuk and about thirteen Mercenaries one rainy night.  The death of Chuk broke the spirit of the Family Patriarch, Rok.  It was his wife, the Matriarch Barb, who filled the void of leadership and catapulted her son Earl into the fore of defending their way of life. &lt;br /&gt;
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The bulk of the history of Iganefta is found within a mishmash of written and oral fact, rumor and tale.  The &amp;quot;known&amp;quot; life of Lord Earl Wapsipinicon is an unruly mess and this here scholar refuses to print hogwash and antpuke.  So here follows an outline of the most reliable of the information:&lt;br /&gt;
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::-272 EC Earl Wapsipin born&lt;br /&gt;
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::-260 EC Paul Glosford executes the take-over of the Iganeftan Council&lt;br /&gt;
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::-258 EC Brat Wapsipin murdered by members of the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company&lt;br /&gt;
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::-258 EC Earl Wapsipin marries Nadia Icon, changes name to Earl Wapsipinicon&lt;br /&gt;
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::-257 EC Earl Wapsipinicon takes on authority of Theophane when his father steps down; Earl is fifteen years of age&lt;br /&gt;
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from between –257 and –252 Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon, with his mother and wife, attempt to organize the fractured nobility against the absolutist power of Glosford.  This results in varied successes and many failures as the nobility was not unified nor did they possess, for the most part, the courage necessary for the endeavors suggested.&lt;br /&gt;
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::-253 [[EC]] the so-called Battle of Little Puk occurs in which &amp;quot;a score of Mercenaries were beaten by Theophane Wapsipinicon&amp;quot; but in truth these &amp;quot;Mercenaries&amp;quot; were only a bewildered contingent of Skwyres (premolt Mercenaries-in-training); regardless, Theophane Wapsipinicon is hailed a hero.&lt;br /&gt;
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::-252 [[EC]] the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinates the dictator Glosford&lt;br /&gt;
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::-252 [[EC]] the Committee of Canons writes a revised Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
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::-251 [[EC]] the ''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples'' was accepted by the nobility and merchants&lt;br /&gt;
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::-251 [[EC]] Earl Wapsipinicon is elected as the new Lord-Mayor &lt;br /&gt;
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==the Constitutionalist Year==&lt;br /&gt;
In –252 [[EC]], with the Dictator dead, what remained of the nobility coalesced to retake their power.  They were met, however, by the group of merchants who comprised the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety.  The merchants were in no hurry to relinquish their authority and they were the ones to whom the populace now looked up to in awe.  At this time Rejah Odgar IV attempted to intervene with, as he called it, his &amp;quot;words of wisdom,&amp;quot; but he was rebuffed by both merchants and nobility as the &amp;quot;man who did nothing.&amp;quot;  To resolve this confrontation they formed a Committee of Canons comprised of one-half merchant and nobility alike.  They chose the name Canons for its Olkuul play on the concept of &amp;quot;weapon&amp;quot; and of &amp;quot;law&amp;quot; and among the members of this Committee was the Matriarch Wapsipin.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Committee worked for over six months to create a viable Constitution; the most renowned of these Constitutionalists were the Matriarch Wapsipin, Sub-Theophane Kraft, and the men who came to be called the Three Wise Rejahs: Jeffers, Franklyn, and Madson.  By –251 [[EC]] a new and revised '''Constitution of the Settlement Peoples''' was drafted and accepted.  It did not abolish all the changes which Glosford had instituted when he became the first Lord-Mayor, but it did modify and reduce the power that said Lord-Mayor would control.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The New Lord-Mayor==&lt;br /&gt;
The first Decree of the new Body Politic was to elect Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon to the post of Lord-Mayor of the City of Settlements.  The second Decree was to dismember the now stinking corpse of Glosford and display large pieces of it in the Thirteen Settlements as well as place his head in the Council Hall as an omen to any would-be dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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This same year, –251 [[EC]], Odgar IV who had been ignored by the Constitutionalists, the nobility and the merchants, introduced to his Settlement Court the ''Board of the Wise''.  Whether his plan was to woo the people and the rulers back to him is not known for certain, but if it was, it backfired.  Odgar IV staffed the Board mostly with transplanted Folktowners (the folk to whom he had grown to love) and the elite of Iganefta saw no need to acknowledge this &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; Board while the locals had a hard time even understanding the [[Folktown]] dialect.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Within his first year as Lord-Mayor, Earl Wapsipinicon devoted his time straightening up the mess that had been left behind by years of bribery, threats, and murder by Glosford.  This was not easy to accomplish as many in the guild-world were now accustomed to certain &amp;quot;practices.&amp;quot;  To make matters worse, a number of Theophanes and Sub-Theophanes were causing trouble as they wished a return to the pre-Lord days.  The Rejahs mostly went on, as they always had, settling disputes – but Odgar IV continued changing the way he conducted business – he began instituting &amp;quot;reforms&amp;quot; as he called them, and this was having an effect on some of the other Rejahs as well as certain of the Theophanes and merchants.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It was in –250 [[EC]], however, that Odgar IV hit upon his so-far biggest act to make both his stature in the world and hopefully his status in Iganefta more great: the Iganefta-to-Folktown Causeway.  At first this was received as a marvelous idea by one and all, but within one year it turned sour for the Iganeftans.   Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon tried in vain to control Odgar and his &amp;quot;reforms&amp;quot; which were in the most part pro-Folktown.  He attempted to organize the merchants and the guilds as a unified force, but their own avarice was too much to funnel.  In the end, most of the causeway work was contracted out to Folktown guilds – the Ditch-Diggers Guild, the Stone-Masonrics Guild, the Pound-Sand Guild, etc.  Though construction began on the outskirts of Iganefta, once the Folktown guildsmen realized how far the work was from their homes, how unwieldy was the terrain near Iganefta (compared to the lands roundabout Folktown) and how poor and ignorant and money-hungry were the Iganeftan peoples (at least in the eyes of the Folktowners), they ceased their work here and concentrated on the Folktown area.  Within a short time the Iganefta-to-Folktown Causeway became known as the ''Folktown-to-Iganefta Causeway'' and Odgar IV was discredited yet again in his own backyard.  By this time, however, Odgar IV may not have cared, for – since he was summarily ignored during the process of re-constituting the politics of Iganefta - he took it upon himself to re-charter the Court and Parliament of Folktown.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon was still having trouble with the nobility and the merchants, but he was now also having trouble with the soldiery of the Iganeftan Settlements.  Since the death of Glosford the soldiers were kept from mindlessly harassing the local folk and they were getting restless.  Luckily, or by divine intervention, in –249 [[EC]] the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] broke out.  Wapsipinicon saw this as a way to allow the antsy soldiers to vent their unspent aggression.  They &amp;quot;went to war&amp;quot; as was wont to say under the banner of the Furious Apple which had now become the symbol of the sitting Royal Family of Iganefta – ie Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon.  During this conflict these men, with their hammer-topped pikes and distinctive badge, came to have the name of [[Pickers]].  Though some [[Pricludious|historians]] believe that it was the enemy that came first to be called '''apple-pickers''' as men who picked off and kicked, bit, spit upon, and otherwise embarrassed the '''Apple-men of Iganefta''', mainstream scholars say this was not so.  It must be noted that although the Dictator Glosford had been dead for three years and his power diffused amongst the remaining nobility and merchants, the soldiers themselves had little sense of this.  They marched under the Furious Apple as homage to the dead Lord-Mayor Frederick Paul Glosfordshier, while Wapsipinicon simply shrugged his shoulders and let them march and fight. &lt;br /&gt;
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In –247 [[EC]] the Causeway was completed with a ribbon-tying event at both ends (a grand feast then commenced in Folktown while in Iganefta a few bums, idlers, and vagrants pissed on the new cobblestones of the entryway).  Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon was still dealing with the strains of administration.  His mother had been helping him since day one and she urged him to take a break.  He did so and left on holiday to Glosford’s old summer palace in Thungerbarg.  The Lord and his Lady went together and when they returned to Iganefta, she was with seed.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Matriarch &amp;amp; the Rejah==&lt;br /&gt;
In his absence, the Matriarch took the reigns, and she soon earned a name which has stuck to her memory like honey to a suckle: the Barb of Iganefta.  Her most public enemy was Odgar IV, though she never referred to him as such.  By this time he was completely comfortable in his Folktown-centric mentality and he used his new institutions (the majority of which were working themselves out quite nicely in Folktown but were imperceptable in Iganefta) to further his aims.  It was while her son was in Thungerbarg that Odgar made his historic claim.  Citing the '''Grand Declaration''', he said that the source of his authority was the Court and Parliament of Folktown; he also said that he personally could wield the post of Field Marshall of the Folktown Militia for life.  The Matriarch and the nobility of the Iganeftan Council began to wonder a great deal more of the intentions of this arrogant, odd, and rude rejah.  Luckily nothing like an uprising of Folktown against Iganefta ever happened from –247 [[EC]] to –239 [[EC]] when Odgar IV died.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the day of Odgar’s death we know that he had had a visit by &amp;quot;that roving minstrel&amp;quot; and that they had a private audience together.  To this day it is unknown what occurred but shouting was heard and when the Court attendants broke into the room, the minstrel was gone and Odgar was dead.  The minstrel was never found and many say that the Iganeftan nobility spirited him away – some say that the Matriarch Wapsipin paid the minstrel to assassinate Odgar, others say that she and the other nobility only took advantage of his death and thanked the minstrel by getting him away safely.&lt;br /&gt;
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Regardless, after the death (which cause is decreed &amp;quot;Murder&amp;quot; in Folktown records and &amp;quot;Unknown&amp;quot; in Iganeftan records), Folktown took up the reigns of its own governing and officially &amp;quot;re-positioned&amp;quot; the Court of Odgar IV by dedicating a local music hall as its new location within Folktown, while the Iganeftan Council dismantled the actual House of Settling Faults (ie Odgar's Court) and elected to quash the post of rejah from that Settlement altogether.  The homes, alleys, and outhouses of this Settlement were subsequently partitioned among its neighboring Settlements and its name was stricken from the Roll (hence its &amp;quot;nameless&amp;quot; status to this day).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Continued Reconstruction==&lt;br /&gt;
After five years of dealing with the corrupted guilds, shady merchants, some near-hostile nobility, and the soldeirs, the Lord-Mayor came back from holiday in a delightful mood.  For the next eight years he spent his energies consolidating the power of the Iganeftan Council, in promoting far-off missions for the Iganeftan Pickers, and in reorganizing the workings of the City of Settlements within the accords of the new Constitution.&lt;br /&gt;
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The one reform which was instituted and which has lasted was the creation of the ''Office of Councilman,'' a reform gained only after a protracted [[Resgrewian debates|Resgrewian debate]].  But to understand this development one must see first the inter-settlement road project that Wapsipinicon inaugerated and the construction of new and grander ''Settlement Houses'' within each of the Thirteen Settlements (but for that of Odgar IV who wanted nothing to do with change unless it came from himself).  The roads stemming from the Settlement of Iganefta, where the Council Hall was located, were enlarged and straightened to some degree.  These inter-settlement roads, today called the ''Interoads'', led to and through each Settlement.  As these were being completed the Rejahs were given the news that their Houses of Settling Faults were going to be replaced by new Settlement Houses (equal to the Court Houses of most other civilized towns).  These Settlement Houses, today given the vernacular of ''Settlehouse'', were built on the periphery of each Settlement, closest to the Iganefta-side boundary.  This resulted in all the Rejahs (but for Odgar) being closer than before to Iganefta proper.  Within each Settlehouse there was a guestroom made especially for the Councilman, newly created by the Iganeftan Council under the push of the Lord-Mayor.  The Councilman was chosen by the Lord-Mayor from among the class of non-noble freemen (as opposed to the non-noble permanent-indentured fieldsmin) and most were fanatically loyal to the Lord-Mayor for this honor.  The duty of the Councilmen was to &amp;quot;collect the profitable wisdom of the Rejahs for the benefit of the Council,&amp;quot; but invariably these Councilmen were used as the Lord-Mayor's personal spies.&lt;br /&gt;
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The road project and emphasis on the Rejahs was initially greeted with great fanfare and enthusiasm, only later did it seem onerous to some and dangerous to others, but in the end the institution has remained almost in its original form - and more importantly, it resulted in a change far greater than Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon could have imagined.  With the construction of strong and beautiful Settlehouses many guildsmen and merchants desired their shoppes and trades to be conducted nearby too.  This began a building boom around the Settlehouses and so nearer the &amp;quot;center&amp;quot; of the City of Settlements.  During the eight years in which the so-called Settle Project of Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon took place, the concentration of power of the Settlements actually moved physically closer to the Iganefta Settlement, and over time this allowed for the psychological move of power to the center as well, one which resulted in the old name of City of Settlements to be lost to the new name of Iganefta; all for the work of the second Lord-Mayor and those who came afterwards.  &lt;br /&gt;
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As to his own demise, in –238 [[EC]], Lord-Mayor Earl Wapsipinicon was again in Thungerbarg on holiday.  While there he suffered an unfortunate and fatal accident, the official record being due to '''[[Ponce Gardening|Ponce Gardening]]'''.  The populace of Iganefta was so despondent that they spontaneously elected his wife Nadia to the post of Lord-Mayor (although many believe that the Matriarch Wapsipin had something to do with that &amp;quot;spontaneous&amp;quot; election).  For the next five years she would serve as leader to Iganefta furthering her husband’s name and was known as the [[Widow Lord-Mayor]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Citations: [[Lord Glosfordshier]], [[Resgrewian debates|Resgrewian Debates]], [[Widow Lord-Mayor]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Lord Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook''' is a name not much remembered but by a few in [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]].  He was the second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, installed under the revised constitution of –252 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Historiography==&lt;br /&gt;
Born on the outskirts of the [[Iganefta|City of Settlements]] in –272 [[EC]] as Earl Wapsipin, second son of Theophane Rok Wapsipin and Barb Sipin, his was an idyllic world.  Being the son of a Theophane allowed him access to some education (comprised mostly of fighting skills, spitting contests, and the two degrees of counting – important for land-owners at that time) as well as afforded him moments of leisure.  His world was bound by his family estates and the City of Settlements to which it was attached, most especially to the nearby Settlement of Aghquabamticook.&lt;br /&gt;
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His early years are undocumented as they were, truly, unimportant.  His import began in the year –260 [[EC]] when the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company was established by [[Lord Glosfordshier|Paul Glosford]].  This resulted in momentous changes in the life of the City of Settlements, most importantly being that the majority of tween gangs were wiped out, a great number of yuet gangs were absorbed, and Glosford became the biggest local &amp;quot;bigman&amp;quot; in the heart of the City of Settlements, so big in fact, that he changed his name to Glosfordshier and took control of the Iganeftan Council.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, at this time, the City of Settlements was comprised of thirteen Settlements and they were ruled over by the Iganeftan Council.  This Council was comprised of Theophanes, Sub-Theophanes, and Counters who came from each of the Settlements.  There were also the [[Rejah|Rejahs]], but they did not bother with the Council for their purview was not the whole of the City but only their own Settlement.  These Rejahs were elected, as per normative custom, by the adult women of each Settlement (as well as two-thirds of eligible men), and their duties were simply to settle disputes brought before him or her.  Whether by coincidence or cosmic confluence, one of the Rejahs within the City of Settlements in –260 [[EC]] was none other than [[Odgar IV]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Even though the presence of Rejah Odgar did have some effect on the peoples of his jurisdiction, it did not preclude nor hinder the criminal activities in the remaining Settlements.  Tween-gangs such as the Dead Crabbits and the Ungrateful We’re Still Living Posse were known and feared during the –270s and –260s.  The inability of the Rejahs to affect said gangs and the ineptitude of the Iganeftan Council to get rid of them led to the take-over by Glosford.  The take-over by Glosford, in turn, led many of the noble families to reconsider their position in this society.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the two decades before the take-over, life at the Waksipin Manor flowed normaly, with puking, spitting, fielding, and managering (activities that were the norm for the aristocratic families of that age).  Indeed, Theophane Rok and his son Brat had managed to increase their lands by multiple fuffles (a local unit) while keeping the assemblage of chums and bottlenecks content with sugar-water and ample opportunity to &amp;quot;defend&amp;quot; their range.  With the take-over, however, the Family Wapsipin, along with the Families Chub, Tooke, Baugh, and Icon saw themselves as a moral voice (as well as seeing their lands in dire jeopardy of being confiscated) and protested this seizure, but as Glosford now had his Mercenary Company and had rallied the bands of local soldiers from each of the Settlements under the banner of the [[Furious Apple]], these protests proved ineffective.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even as Paul Glosford, now naming himself Lord Frederick Paul Glosfordshier, took the title of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, the most famous of the rejahs, Odgar IV remained unconcerned and distant.  There have been proffered numerous possibilities as to why he did nothing to stay the tide of Glosford’s dictatorship, but what is known for certain is that within three years the number of troubles discussed by Odgar’s local people increasingly involved the Lord-Mayor and his Mercenaries.  In –257 EC, however, Glosfordshier, accompanied by his Mercenaries, politely petitioned the Rejah to keep his Court opinions to matters that didn’t involve him or his Mercenaries – the Rejah politely and litigiously accepted the petition.&lt;br /&gt;
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Glosford ruled Iganefta from –260 [[EC]] to –252 [[EC]] when an ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinated him.&lt;br /&gt;
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During these eight years the Wapsipin Family did all it could to keep their lands out of the hands of Glosford, as well as to rally the other Families of the City of Settlements to the cause of reducing the dictator’s powers.  This effort proved mostly fruitless in the direct, but it did create the atmosphere which allowed for the ultimate demise of said dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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In –258 [[EC]] Rok’s son Earl Wapsipin married the lovely Nadia Icon and as was the custom he took her name to his own becoming Earl Wapsipinicon.  Earl’s elder brother Chuk would have married her but for the fact that he was dead – a casualty of a &amp;quot;misunderstanding&amp;quot; between Chuk and about thirteen Mercenaries one rainy night.  The death of Chuk at the hands of Glosford’s men broke the spirit of the Family Patriarch, Rok.  It was his wife, the Matriarch Barb, who filled the void of leadership and catapulted her son Earl into the fore of defending their way of life. &lt;br /&gt;
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The bulk of the history of Iganefta is found within a miasma of written and oral fact, tale and rumor.  The &amp;quot;known&amp;quot; life of Lord Earl Wapsipinicon is an unruly mess and this here scholar refuses to print hogwash and antpuke.  So here follows an outline of the most reliable of the information:&lt;br /&gt;
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::-272 EC Earl Wapsipin born&lt;br /&gt;
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::-260 EC Paul Glosford executes the take-over of the Iganeftan Council&lt;br /&gt;
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::-258 EC Brat Wapsipin murdered by members of the First Iganeftan Mercenary Company&lt;br /&gt;
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::-258 EC Earl Wapsipin marries Nadia Icon, changes name to Earl Wapsipinicon&lt;br /&gt;
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::-257 EC Earl Wapsipinicon takes on authority of Theophane when his father, Rok, steps down; Earl is fifteen years of age&lt;br /&gt;
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from between –257 and –252 Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon, with his mother and wife, attempt to organize the fractured nobility against the absolutist power of Glosford.  This results in varied successes and many failures as the nobility was not unified nor did they possess, for the most part, the courage necessary for the endeavors suggested.&lt;br /&gt;
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::-253 [[EC]] the so-called Battle of Little Puk occurs in which &amp;quot;a score of Mercenaries were beaten by Theophane Wapsipinicon&amp;quot; but in truth these &amp;quot;Mercenaries&amp;quot; were only a bewildered contingent of Skwyres (premolt Mercenaries-in-training); regardless, Theophane Wapsipinicon is hailed a hero.&lt;br /&gt;
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::-252 [[EC]] the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety assassinates the dictator Glosford&lt;br /&gt;
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::-252 [[EC]] the ad hoc Committee of Canons writes a revised Constitution&lt;br /&gt;
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::-251 [[EC]] the ''Constitution of the Iganeftan Peoples'' was accepted by the nobility and merchants&lt;br /&gt;
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::-251 [[EC]] Earl Wapsipinicon is elected as the new Lord-Mayor &lt;br /&gt;
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In –252 [[EC]], with the Dictator dead, what remained of the nobility coalesced to retake their power.  They were met, however, by the group of merchants who comprised the ad hoc Committee of Public Safety.  The merchants were in no hurry to relinquish their authority and they were the ones to whom the populace now looked up to in awe.  At this time Rejah Odgar IV attempted to intervene with, as he called it, his &amp;quot;words of wisdom,&amp;quot; but he was rebuffed by both merchants and nobility as the &amp;quot;man who did nothing.&amp;quot;  To resolve this confrontation they formed a Committee of Canons comprised of one-half merchant and nobility alike.  They chose the name Canons for its Olkuul play on the concept of &amp;quot;weapon&amp;quot; and of &amp;quot;law&amp;quot; and among the members of this Committee was the Matriarch Wapsipin.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Committee worked for over six months to create a viable Constitution; the most renowned of these Constitutionalists were the Matriarch Wapsipin, Sub-Theophane Kraft, and the men who came to be called the Three Wise Rejahs: Jeffers, Franklyn, and Madson.  By –251 [[EC]] a new and revised '''Constitution of the Iganeftan Peoples''' was drafted and accepted.  It did not abolish all the changes which Glosford had instituted when he became the first Lord-Mayor, but it did modify and reduce the power that said Lord-Mayor would control.&lt;br /&gt;
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The first Decree of the new Body Politic was to elect Theophane Earl Wapsipinicon to the post of Lord-Mayor of Iganefta.  The second Decree was to dismember the now stinking corpse of Glosford and display large pieces of it in the Thirteen Settlements as well as place his head in the Council Hall as an omen to any would-be dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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This same year, –251 [[EC]], Odgar IV who had been ignored by the Constitutionalists, the nobility and the merchants, introduced to his Iganeftan Court the ''Board of the Wise''.  Whether his plan was to woo the people and the rulers back to him is not known for certain, but if it was, it backfired.  Odgar IV staffed the Board mostly with transplanted Folktowners (the folk to whom he had grown to love) and the elite of Iganefta saw no need to acknowledge this &amp;quot;foreign&amp;quot; Board while the locals had a hard time even understanding the [[Folktown]] dialect.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Within his first year as Lord-Mayor, Earl Wapsipinicon devoted his time straightening up the mess that had been left behind by years of bribery, threats, and murder by Glosford.  This was not easy to accomplish as many in the guild-world were now accustomed to certain &amp;quot;practices.&amp;quot;  To make matters worse, a number of Theophanes and Sub-Theophanes were causing trouble as they wished a return to the pre-Lord days.  The Rejahs mostly went on, as they always had, settling disputes – but Odgar IV continued changing the way he did things – he began instituting &amp;quot;reforms&amp;quot; as he called them, and this was having an effect on some of the other Rejahs as well as certain of the Theophanes and merchants.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It was in –250 [[EC]], however, that Odgar IV hit upon another act to make both his stature in the world and hopefully his status in Iganefta more great: the Iganefta-to-Folktown Causeway.  At first this was received as a marvelous idea by one and all, but within one year it turned sour for the Iganeftans.   Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon tried in vain to control Odgar and his &amp;quot;reforms&amp;quot; which were in the most part pro-Folktown.  He attempted to organize the merchants and the guilds as a unified force, but their own avarice was too much to funnel.  In the end, most of the causeway work was contracted out to Folktown guilds – the Ditch-Diggers Guild, the Stone-Masonrics Guild, the Pound-Sand Guild, etc.  Though construction began on the outskirts of Iganefta, once the Folktown guildsmen realized how far the work was from their homes, how unwieldy was the terrain near Iganefta (compared to the lands roundabout Folktown) and how poor and ignorant and money-hungry were the Iganeftan peoples (at least in the eyes of the Folktowners), they ceased their work here and concentrated on the Folktown area.  Within a short time the Iganefta-to-Folktown Causeway became known as the ''Folktown-to-Iganefta Causeway'' and Odgar IV was discredited yet again in his own backyard.  By this time, however, Odgar IV may not have cared, for – since he was summarily ignored during the process of re-constituting the politics of Iganefta - he took it upon himself to re-charter the Court and Parliament of Folktown.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon was still having trouble with the nobility and the merchants, but he was now also having trouble with the soldiery of the Iganeftan Settlements.  Since the death of Glosford the soldiers were kept from mindlessly harassing the local folk and they were getting restless.  Luckily, or by divine intervention, in –249 [[EC]] the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]] broke out.  Wapsipinicon saw this as a way to allow the antsy soldiers to vent their unspent aggression.  They &amp;quot;went to war&amp;quot; as was wont to say under the banner of the Furious Apple which had now become the symbol of the sitting Royal Family of Iganefta – ie Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon.  During this conflict these men, with their hammer-topped pikes and distinctive badge, came to have the name of Pickers.  Though some [[Pricludious|historians]] believe that it was the enemy that came first to be called '''apple-pickers''' as men who picked off and kicked, bit, spit upon, and otherwise embarrassed the '''Apple-men of Iganefta''', mainstream scholars say this was not so.  It must be noted that although the Dictator Glosford had been dead for three years and his power diffused amongst the remaining nobility and merchants, the soldiers themselves had little sense of this.  They marched under the Furious Apple as homage to the dead Lord-Mayor Frederick Paul Glosfordshier, while Wapsipinicon simply shrugged his shoulders and let them march and fight. &lt;br /&gt;
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In –247 [[EC]] the Causeway was completed with a ribbon-tying event at both ends (a grand feast then commenced in Folktown while in Iganefta a few bums, idlers, and vagrants pissed on the new cobblestones of the entryway).  Lord-Mayor Wapsipinicon was still dealing with the strains of administration.  His mother had been helping him since day one and she urged him to take a break.  He did so and left on holiday to Glosford’s old summer palace in Thungerbarg.  The Lord and his Lady went together and when they returned to Iganefta, she was with seed.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his absence, the Matriarch took the reigns, and she soon earned a name which has stuck to her memory like honey to a suckle: the Barb of Iganefta.  Her most public enemy was Odgar IV, though she never referred to him as such.  By this time he was completely comfortable in his Folktown-centric mentality and he used his new institutions (the majority of which were working themselves out quite nicely in Folktown but were imperceptable in Iganefta) to further his aims.  It was while her son, the Lord-Mayor was in Thungerbarg, that Odgar made his historic claim.  Citing the '''Grand Declaration''', he said that the source of his authority was the Court and Parliament of Folktown; he also said that he personally could wield the post of Field Marshall of the Folktown Militia for life.  The Matriarch and the nobility of Iganefta began to wonder a great deal more of the intentions of this arrogant, odd, and rude rejah.  Luckily nothing like an uprising of Folktown against Iganefta ever happened from –247 [[EC]] to –239 [[EC]] when Odgar IV died.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the day of Odgar’s death we know that he had had a visit by &amp;quot;that roving minstrel&amp;quot; and that they had a private audience together.  To this day it is unknown what occurred but shouting was heard and when the Court attendants broke into the room, the minstrel was gone and Odgar was dead.  The minstrel was never found and many say that the Iganeftan nobility spirited him away – some say that the Matriarch Wapsipin paid the minstrel to assassinate Odgar, others say that she and the other nobility only took advantage of his death and thanked the minstrel by getting him away safely.&lt;br /&gt;
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Regardless, after the death (which cause is decreed &amp;quot;Murder&amp;quot; in Folktown records and &amp;quot;Unknown&amp;quot; in Iganeftan records) Folktown took up the reigns of its own governing and officially &amp;quot;re-positioned&amp;quot; the Court of Odgar IV by dedicating a local music hall as its new location, while the Iganeftan Court of nobility and merchants dismantled the actual Settlement courthouse and elected to quash the post of rejah from that Settlement altogether.  The homes, alleys, and outhouses of this Settlement were subsequently partitioned among its neighboring Settlements and its name was stricken from the Roll (hence its &amp;quot;nameless&amp;quot; status to this day).&lt;br /&gt;
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Only one year later, in –238 [[EC]], Lord-Mayor Earl Wapsipinicon was again in Thungerbarg on holiday.  While there he suffered an unfortunate and fatal accident, the official record being '''[[Ponce Gardening|Ponce Gardening Accident]]'''.  The populace of Iganefta was so despondent that they spontaneously elected his wife Nadia to the post of Lord-Mayor (although many believe that the Matriarch Wapsipin had something to do with that &amp;quot;spontaneous&amp;quot; election).  For the next five years she would serve as leader to Iganefta furthering her husband’s name and was known as the Widow Lord-Mayor.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;dibs, --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 12:51, 22 October 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Lord Wapsipinicon of Aghquabamticook is a name not much remembered but by a few in [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]].  He was the second Lord-Mayor of Iganefta, installed under the revised constitution of –252 EC.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;dibs, i think... my clock is off kilter, is it time yet?  --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 22:45, 21 October 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;The '''Veri’psofie''' is a duel philosophy that is ever in tension against itself, comprised by the Visiverip and the Ostroverip, this conceptual ideatrix seeks to formulate the best method for educating the up-and-coming generations.&lt;br /&gt;
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Visiverip, stemming from the Olkuul and meaning &amp;quot;wringing of hands,&amp;quot; answers the question by pointing to conglomerate barracks administered by well-formed leaders.  As to content, Visiverip thought says these barracks (or schools) must teach the 3-4-2-3.  This [[Curriculum|curriculum]] was developed hundreds of years ago by the man known as Martian; it is comprised of Grammar, Logic and Argumentation; of Geomancy, Rithmatic, Astrology and Musack; of Medicine and Law; and of Theology, Printing and Historiographics.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ostroverip, Olkuul for &amp;quot;mindful work,&amp;quot; states that knowledge can only be gained by contemplation of the Ideas which rule the world.  Reflection on what is seen, says Ostroverip teaching, can only be illuminated by beginning with a mental conception of the unseen.  The thrust of this worldview is that first one begins with an idea (the unseen) and then reflects upon the world (the seen) to reveal what is true.  The classic question from this line of thought has come to be, &amp;quot;What is [[Splak|splak]].&amp;quot;  It then goes into a sublime series of thoughts, questions, answers and further thought which brings the student into focus upon the ideal splak, the idea of splak, and the ultimate truth bound by the word splak – a truth unchangeable by the various physical forms splak may take in this world.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most adherents of Visiverip state that Ostroverip is just a bunch of splak.  Likewise, followers of Ostroverip say that their opposite-minded brothers are wringing their hands over nothing.  Though quite at odds with each other, together, this system has been used for over a hundred years in the major schools of our lands, and recently have been introduced into the elementarys as well. &lt;br /&gt;
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Veri’psofie is not believed to be the main educational thrust of the [[Dulalian Empire]], but as information from that secretive regime is less than forthcoming observations have been made mostly in relation to the Dulalian [[Brothers of the Lantern|Brotherhood of the Lantern]].  This Brotherhood specializes in four classical subjects (only one of which fall under the 3-4-2-3, that of Theology).&lt;br /&gt;
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In Ghyll proper, it is our towns and a few larger villages that have developed the schematics of Veri’psofie.  The peoples of the smaller villages, hamlets and weinerschnitzles seem too preoccupied with the harvest to bother much about proper education.&lt;br /&gt;
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Elementaries that follow the Veri’psofie include Keentho ‘el in the town of Rim (this school joins the Veri’psofie with the [[Antiquation|Antiquational Curriculum]] of which the shrug and rasberry operations form a core component) and the Vestampton Children's Academy, outside of Cranee (which specializes in the &amp;quot;4&amp;quot; aspect of the classic Martian curriculum).  Schools that follow the Veri’psofie include the [[Irictus Ross|House Augtig Mountis Gratis of Unilateral School]], of [[Folktown]] (known for its emphasis in Ostroveripsism as well as all things [[Theoalchemy|theoalchemical]]) and the Mandeville Girls School, of Sejfeld.  Universities that follow the Veri’psofie include [[Bute University]] (which has expanded the study of Rithmatic to the cutting edge in its expounding of Normal Math – no matter what any critics may say) as well as the Thoorbone Academy (known far and wide for its teaching of the [[Resgrewian debates|Resgrewian Method of Debate]] – and as the leading eggsack for the incubation of future Adjudicators, Advocators, and Adversicators).   &lt;br /&gt;
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Those schools whose foundations do not follow the Veri’psofie indulge in other philosofies and curriculae which expound such areas of discipline as Archaic Languages, Material Arte, Subaqua Container Manufacture, Unforeseen Consequentials, and the so-called Natural Sciences (biotoxicology and taxidermatology).  Also organized under the term &amp;quot;School&amp;quot; are the various teaching societies such as the [[Aminfarances Institute of Science and Technomancy]], the schools of [[Occultologists|occultogists]], and the schools of artistic expressions (such as [[NeoPostAncientism]]).  These societies are not organized with the same formalities as the other institutions mentioned but some groups within said societies do follow the Veri’psofie to one degree or another.&lt;br /&gt;
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Citations: [[Antiquation|Antiquational Curriculum]], [[Curriculum]], [[Resgrewian debates|Resgrewian Method of Debate]]&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 16:36, 21 October 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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You will find no advertisements for it in [[Folktown]]. It is not the ultimate challenge to any mountain climbers. No [[Wakanpantricism|Wakanpantricist]] guards have ever been stationed there. It is not well-known nor is it often sidestepped in conversation due its eerieness. No disappearances have occurred there, alleged or otherwise. And it isn't where ''they'', ''them'', ''those'', or ''that!'' come from. It is simply a spot, geologic, and isolated - very isolated. ''It'' is '''Ungerry-Tubers'''.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It is so isolated that only a smidgen of the scholarmatic pool have even looked into it. Those interested in biotoxicology or in taxidermatology seem to find enough work in their own backyards; the geomantics who should take interest are too busy... elsewhere. But those few who have taken on the long trek, the hefty hike, the incongruous terrain, and the hot-cold showers that fall without warning, have found therein a realm of wyrding effects.  &lt;br /&gt;
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==Cartographic Placement==&lt;br /&gt;
Located within the vastness of the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]], the Ungerry-Tubers is quite easily misplaced. The whole undulating scape of slopes, valleys, and rivers is filled with both friendly and unfriendly locales, most of them unvisited.  One must not forget that the term ''Sarfelogia'' is a name that brings to mind economic marginality, isolated peoples, and distinctive folkways. For this reason, it is necessary to get a guide in some parts of the journey, odd guides from within the odder townships that one finds in those most odd parts of the mountains. Yet to speak of the Ungerry-Tubers is to speak nonsense to these people, rather they speak of the Goode Smellie and the Obbnixious Foots, others give the name Mztlplik or Zingry Karzt. There is an unspoken deference to the Ungerry, or to something therein, by the folk who live close enough to it; whether they see it as being magicked, hexed, or pyxied is hard to tell. Once the traveller finds his way into [[Old hat|Hat]] (aka Prollztqx), however, it is quite easy to feel the formation of the Tubers. You see, the ''attitude'' changes.&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;quot;''The Ungerry ist one o the lytl-troddn places of ooure world; I find that my senses are enhanced, perhaps, or ist this my owne imaginings?''&amp;quot; --Ser Daffid Lud (journal entry -36 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
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==Formational Denotation==&lt;br /&gt;
The Ungerry has been explained briefly by Orogenezis, a student of [[Rancticirchiretic]] within the discipline of [[theoarcheology]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;quot;''The Ungerry-Tubers is but one more proof of the post-mortem rearrangement hypothesis, for whereas the whole of the [[Sarfelogian Mountains|Sarfelogian]] is obviously the parietal bone of the divine #47, this bastion of protruding unction is securely a segment of the lachryma.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Rancticirchiretic]], himself, never mentions the Tubers in his writings nor does [[Oblibestircus]], and when this place is mentioned in the heated debates and rebuttals between scholars, students, and members of the [[Cranee Historical Society]], it is usually a name bantered about as if it were a donut held in the hands of a constable from Bute.&lt;br /&gt;
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No one has ever taken the time to excavate the Tubers, indeed, with so few involved in the subject and fewer still interested in this particular location, the question of cranial dismemberment and the exact metabiological make-up of #47 has been poorly developed. Questions such as ''did #47 suffer [[suspension]]?'', ''was he/she/it/they murdered by an assailant, deific or otherwise?'', or ''did #47 die from a pre-historic gardening accident?'' have been left for anyone else to study on their own. Discounting the few exaggerated entries in [[Aliens Everywhere]], the most prolific writer on the Ungerry-Tubers has been Dash Humbugg of [[Umbo Moor]].&lt;br /&gt;
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What can be said is that the top-most cranium piece of a god is what makes up the majority of this mountain chain, along with a grand mixture of sand, rock, dirt and clay. Upon this one specific area of the mountains there has been added a fore-piece of the god's skull face, the lachrymal bone, along with yet more earth, mud and rock: this is the Ungerry-Tubers.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Denotative Poverty in Associative Phenomena==&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;''Dessication is but a fool's quible; #47 could have or might not have died or dispersed or simply slithered away. The proof is in the puke-puddle: look at what we've got, not what we want to see.''&amp;quot; --Dash Humbugg (-5 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Oblibestircus]] and his following states the current and well-defended explanation that the old gods simply lie where they died (for whatever reason), and that their incorporation into the landscape is the result of natural processes. [[Blivingdel]]'s school, however, holds quite evocatively that we ourselves have taken the immortal remains of the gods of previous generations and have cut, split, buried, vaulted, hemmed &amp;amp; hawed them over. Though both theories give explanations as to how the divine remains may or may not have gotten to where they are now, they do not give any explanation as to the various phenomena associated with selected body parts of those same dead gods. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A third theory regarding the formation of the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] is that they are a result of the dirt, rocks, boulders, sand and mud of this northern area heaving, undulating, and being folded over itself and then some. Though this is a favorite idea of the geomanticists and the masonrics, it is still but a theory. The Sarfelogian does indeed appear like unto a marbled crumbe-cake with its swirls of light and dark, and the geodizers state confidently that the folded bands are the remains of silt and sediment pushed up over time. Even if this is true, however, the majority of this group concedes that it was probably #47 who did the heaving, pushing, and folding... a secondary group believes that this was the work of a second god, the one who perhaps murdered #47 and then used the silt, sand, rocks, and earth to cover up his/her/its diabolical deed. When did the death of #47 occur? No one knows, but what is known is that the Sarfelogian is the oldest mountain chain on our world. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Attitudinal Observations==&lt;br /&gt;
It has been noted by many that the [[Jorvyll]] Mountains are differentiated from the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] primarily by their attitude. The Sarfelogians are a much calmer, more peaceful and helpful range of mountains than the Jorvyll. Yet while the distinction between the northern edge of the world and the mountains which abutt them is useful for some inquiries, it doesn't help a dawdle when looking only at the Sarfelogian! Within the Sarfelogian one finds numerous elevations and attitudes, as well as varied ecologies that encompass much more than quaint [[Pziqq trees]] and mountain meadows. Not all within these mountains is pure and fluff, there are many vales and faults that hold darker tuff. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The scenic ranges of the [[Sarfelogian Mountains|Sarfelogians]] abound in trails, paths, passes and crude roads built by the [[Keglacians]]. Many of these routes feature breathtaking vistas and are popular spots for camping and travel. None of these lead to [[Old hat|Hat]], as it lies in the unfortunate gravel vale where the only view is of the sheer rock wall on which it perches and the deep river which lies many tens of [[unanit]]s below (far enough to kill a foolish Ghyllite stupid enough to fall from the many rope bridges). The only reason the place exists is its proximity to the Ungerry. To its south the attitude is quite plain and noncomittal, to the east it is downright rude, directly in the Ungerry it is quite refreshing; however, as I have already noted, the odd Sarfelogians (who cringe at being called so) refuse to build directly on the Tubers.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On a side note, it must be said that [[Old hat|Hat]], for all its backward, old-fashioned ways - including that awful form of governance named [[twin governments]] - did make one contribution to mainstream Ghyllian culture: that of [[Old hat]] (though it is my opinion that if most Ghyllites knew that &amp;quot;Old hat&amp;quot; came from a bunch of dirty [[Sarfelogian Mountains|Sarfelogians]], they'd stop using that phrase and make up a new one in a heart-beat!).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Actuated Phenomena==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;''&amp;quot;That is not a crab-cake, that's my wife!''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;''&amp;quot;Now, THAT is wyrd&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;--Dialogue from a popular [[luminous manuscript|lumic]] (-2 [[EC]])&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is well-known to those in the know, which is actually quite a small number of folk (mostly men in white smocks who like to go on safari away from their wives), that [[howzingery]], which elsewhere occurs quite rarely, is quite common in the Ungerry-Tubers.  The commonality of [[howzingery]] at the Ungerry-Tubers is one effect of wyrding, others include nearby stands of the zoological etherberrie and the presence of viable [[Squelshous Panderat|squelchous panderat]]. Why and how wyrding occurs at the Tubers is not understood. Whether it is a result of the Ungerry being part of a dead god is not proven, though probably not for most of Ghyll would then be subject to wyrding; whether it is a result, in particular, of being part of the divine ''cranial'' case is not proven either, though more suspect this to be closer to the truth.     &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Consequential Vectors==&lt;br /&gt;
:''&amp;quot;I've a friend of a friend who has an acquaintance whose second sister went wassailing one night and returned a whole month later babbling of cold mountain lakes and the magic rock that saved her from monsters. After much coaxing and sending her to a [[twitch doctor]] I have come to believe that the &amp;quot;magic&amp;quot; rock she holds so dear comes from the Ungerrie''.&amp;quot; --From an article by Tue published in Wyrd Tales (-7 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With all that has so far been noted, observed, and stated, can it be argued that, even as the [[Elminster Mire]] was long ago, the Tubers is a force to be reckoned with? For the time being, no. It is far too far from even the smallest semblance of civilized Ghyll ([[Old hat|Hat]] being only a rude outpost of the crudest individuals). Even the [[Cranee Historical Society]], which has taken the lead in maintaining standards of exploration and discovery and amassing deep historical records, has taken no interest in the Ungerry-Tubers. Yet is it a force? Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although my aides brought back no proof, the men and women of [[Old hat|Hat]] spoke of the Ungerry's connection to the [[heh-blammo balance]]. If there is any truth to this, the Tubers may prove a part of the concept known as the [[Grande Gray Fractional]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Citations''': [[Grande Gray Fractional]], [[Howzingery]], [[Squelshous Panderat]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 19:10, 10 October 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;You will find no advertisements for it in [[Folktown]].  It is not the ultimate challenge to any mountain climbers.  No [[Wakanpantricism|Wakanpantricist]] guards have ever been stationed there.  It is not well-known nor is it often sidestepped in conversation due its eerieness. No disappearances have occurred there, alleged or otherwise.  And it isn't where ''they'', ''them'', ''those'', or ''that!'' come from.  It is simply a spot, geologic, and isolated - very isolated.  ''It''     is '''Ungerry-Tubers'''.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is so isolated that only a smidgen of the scholarmatic pool have even looked into it.  Those interested in biotoxicology or in taxidermatology seem to find enough work in their own backyards, the geomantics who should take interest are too busy... elsewhere.  But those few who have taken on the long trek, the hefty hike, the incongruous terrain, and the hot-cold showers that fall without warning, have found therein a realm of wyrding effects.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cartographic Placement==&lt;br /&gt;
Located within the vastness of the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] the Ungerry-Tubers is quite easily misplaced.  The whole undulating scape of slopes, valleys, and rivers is filled with both friendly and unfriendly locales, most of them unvisited.  One must not forget that the term ''Sarfelogia'' is a name that brings to mind economic marginality, isolated peoples, and distinctive folkways.  For this reason, it is necessary to get a guide in some parts of the journey, odd guides from within the odder townships that one finds in those most odd parts of the mountains.  Yet to speak of the Ungerry-Tubers is to speak nonsense to these people, rather they speak of the Goode Smellie and the Obbnixious Foots, others give the name Mztlplik or Zingry Karzt.  There is an unspoken defference to the Ungerry, or to something therein, by the folk who live close enough to it; whether they see it as being magicked, hexed, or pyxied is hard to tell.  Once the traveller finds his way into Hat (aka Prollztqx), however, it is quite easy to feel the formation of the Tubers.  You see, the ''attitude'' changes. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''The Ungerry ist one o the lytl-troddn places of ooure world; I find that my senses are enhanced, perhaps, or ist this my owne imaginings''?&amp;quot;    --Ser Daffid Lud (journal entry -36 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Formational Denotation==&lt;br /&gt;
The Ungerry has been explained briefly by Orogenezis, a student of [[Rancticirchiretic]] within the discipline of [[Theoarcheology|theoarcheology]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''The Ungerry-Tubers is but one more proof of the post-mortem rearrangement hypothesis, for whereas the whole of the Sarfelogian is obviously the parietal bone of the divine #47, this bastion of protruding unction is securely a segment of the lachryma''.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rancticirchiretic, himself, never mentions the Tubers in his writings nor does [[Oblibestircus]], and when this place is mentioned in the heated debates and rebuttals between scholars, students, and members of the [[Cranee Historical Society]], it is usually a name bantered about as if it were a donut held in the hands of a constable from Bute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one has ever taken the time to excavate the Tubers, indeed, with so few involved in the subject and fewer still interested in this particular location, the question of cranial dismemberment and the exact metabiological make-up of #47 has been poorly developed.  Questions such as ''did #47 suffer suspension?'', ''was he/she/it/they murdered by an assailant, deific or otherwise?'', or ''did #47 die from a pre-historic gardening accident?'' have been left for anyone else to study on their own.  Discounting the few exaggerated entries in [[Aliens Everywhere]], the most prolific writer on the Ungerry-Tubers has been Dash Humbugg of Umbo Moor.     &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What can be said is that the top-most cranium piece of a god is what makes up the majority of this mountain chain, along with a grand mixture of sand, rock, dirt and clay.  Upon this one specific area of the mountains there has been added a fore-peice of the god's skull face, the lachrymal bone, along with yet more earth, mud and rock, this is the Ungerry-Tubers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Denotative Poverty in re Associative Phenomena==&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''Dessication is but a fool's quible; #47 could have or might not have died or dispersed or simply slithered away.  The proof is in the puke-puddle, look at what we've got, not what we want to see''.&amp;quot; -- Dash Humbugg (-5 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
Oblibestircus and his following states the current and well-defended explanation that the old gods simply lie where they died (for whatever reason), and that their incorporation into the landscape is the result of natural processes.  Blivingdel's school, however, holds quite evocatively that we ourselves have taken the immortal remains of the gods of previous generations and have cut, split, buried, vaulted, hemmed &amp;amp; hawed them over.  Though both theories give explanations as to how the divine remains may or may not have gotten to where they are now, they do not give any explanation as to the various phenomena associated with selected body parts of those same dead gods. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A third theory re the formation of the Sarfelogian Mountains is that they are a result of the dirt, rocks, boulders, sand and mud of this northern area heaving, undulating, and being folded over itself and then some.  Though this is a favorite idea of the geomanticists and the masonrics, it is still but a theory.  The Sarfelogian does indeed appear like unto a marbled crumbe-cake with its swirls of light and dark, and the geodizers state confidently that the folded bands are the remains of silt and sediment pushed up over time.  Even if this is true, however, the majority of this group concedes that it was probably #47 who did the heaving, pushing, and folding... a secondary group believes that this was the work of a second god, the one who perhaps murdered #47 and then used the silt, sand, rocks, and earth to cover up his/her/its diabolical deed.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When did the death of #47 occur?  No one knows, but what is known is that the Sarfelogian is the oldest mountain chain on our world. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Attitudinal Observations==&lt;br /&gt;
It has been noted by many that the Jorvyll Mountains are differentiated from the Sarfelogian Mountains primarily by their attitude. The Sarfelogians are a much calmer, more peaceful and helpful range of mountains than the Jorvyll.  Yet while the distinction between the northern edge of the world and the mountains which abutt them is useful for some inquieries, it doesn't help a dawdle when looking only at the Sarfelogian!  Within the Sarfelogian one finds numerous elevations and attitudes, as well as varied ecologies that encompass much more than quaint Pziqq trees and mountain meadows.  Not all within these mountains is pure and fluff, there are many vales and faults that hold darker tuff. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The scenic ranges of the Sarfelogians abound in trails, paths, passes and crude roads built by the Keglacians. Many of these routes feature breathtaking vistas and are popular spots for camping and travel.  None of these lead to Hat as it lies in the unfortunate gravel vale where the only view is of the sheer rock wall on which it perches and the deep river which lies many tens of unanits below (far enough to kill a foolish Ghylite stupid enough to fall from the many rope bridges).  The only reason the place exists is its proximity to the Ungerry.  To its south the attitude is quite plain and noncomittal, to the east it is downright rude, directly in the Ungerry it is quite refreshing, however, as I have aready noted, the odd Sarfelogians (who cringe at being called so) refuse to build directly on the Tubers.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On a side note, it must be said that Hat, for all its backward, old-fashioned ways - including that awful form of governance named [[Twin governments|twin governments]] - did make one contribution to mainstream ghyllian culture: that of [[Old hat|Old Hat]] (though it is my opinion that if most Ghylites knew that Old Hat came from a bunch of dirty Sarfelogians, they'd stop using that phrase and make up a new one in a heart-beat!).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Actuated Phenomena==&lt;br /&gt;
::''&amp;quot;That is not a crab-cake, that's my wife!''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
::''&amp;quot;Now, THAT is wyrd&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
::dialogue from a popular lumic (-2 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
It is well-known to those in the know, which is actually quite a small number of folk (mostly men in white smocks who like to go on safari away from their wives), that [[Howzingery|howzingery]] which elsewhere occurs quite rarely is quite common in the Ungerry-Tubers.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The commonality of howzingery at the Ungerry-Tubers is one effect of wyrding, others include nearby stands of the zoological etherberrie and the presence of viable [[Squelshous Panderat|squelchous panderat]].  Why and how wyrding occurs at the Tubers is not understood.  Whether it is a result of the Ungerry being part of a dead god is not proven, though probably not for most of Ghyll would then be subject to wyrding; whether it is a result, in particular, of being part of the divine ''cranial'' case is not proven as well, though more suspect this to be closer to the truth.     &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Consequential Vectors==&lt;br /&gt;
::''&amp;quot;I've a friend of a friend who has an acquaintance whose second sister went wassailing one night and returned a whole month later babbling of cold mountain lakes and the magic rock that saved her from monsters.  After much coaxing and sending her to a twitch doctor I have come to beleive that the &amp;quot;magic&amp;quot; rock she holds so dear comes from the Ungerrie''&amp;quot; --from an article by Tue published in Wyrd Tales (-7 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With all that has so far been noted, observed, and stated, can it be argued that, even as the [[Elminster Mire]] was long ago, the Tubers is a force to be reckoned with?  For the time being, no.  It is far too far from even the smallest semblance of civilized Ghyll (Hat being only a rude outpost of the crudest individuals).  Even the Cranee Historical Society, which has taken the lead in maintaining standards of exploration and discovery and amassing deep historical records, has taken no interest in the Ungerry-Tubers.   Yet is it a force?  Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although my aides brought back no proof, the men and women of Hat spoke of the Ungerry's connection to the heh-blammo balance. If there is any truth to this, the Tubers may prove a part of the concept known as the [[Grande Gray Fractional]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''citations''': [[Grande Gray Fractional]], [[Howzingery]], [[Squelshous Panderat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 19:10, 10 October 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;You will find no advertisements for it in [[Folktown]].  It is not the ultimate challenge to any mountain climbers.  No [[Wakanpantricism|Wakanpantricist]] guards have ever been stationed there.  It is not well-known nor is it often sidestepped in conversation due its eerieness. No disappearances have occurred there, alleged or otherwise.  And it isn't where ''they'', ''them'', ''those'', or ''that!'' come from.  It is simply a spot, geologic, and isolated - very isolated.  ''It''     is '''Ungerry-Tubers'''.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is so isolated that only a smidgen of the scholarmatic pool have even looked into it.  Those interested in biotoxicology or in taxidermatology seem to find enough work in their own backyards, the geomantics who should take interest are too busy... elsewhere.  But those few who have taken on the long trek, the hefty hike, the incongruous terrain, and the hot-cold showers that fall without warning, have found therein a realm of wyrding effects.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cartographic Placement==&lt;br /&gt;
Located within the vastness of the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] the Ungerry-Tubers is quite easily misplaced.  The whole undulating scape of slopes, valleys, and rivers is filled with both friendly and unfriendly locales, most of them unvisited.  One must not forget that the term ''Sarfelogia'' is a name that brings to mind economic marginality, isolated peoples, and distinctive folkways.  For this reason, it is necessary to get a guide in some parts of the journey, odd guides from within the odder townships that one finds in those most odd parts of the mountains.  Yet to speak of the Ungerry-Tubers is to speak nonsense to these people, rather they speak of the Goode Smellie and the Obbnixious Foots, others give the name Mztlplik or Zingry Karzt.  There is an unspoken defference to the Ungerry, or to something therein, by the folk who live close enough to it; whether they see it as being magicked, hexed, or pyxied is hard to tell.  Once the traveller finds his way into Prollztqx, however, it is quite easy to feel the formation of the Tubers.  You see, the ''attitude'' changes. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''The Ungerry ist one o the lytl-troddn places of ooure world; I find that my senses are enhanced, perhaps, or ist this my owne imaginings''?&amp;quot;    --Ser Daffid Lud (journal entry -36 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Formational Denotation==&lt;br /&gt;
The Ungerry has been explained briefly by Orogenezis, a student of [[Rancticirchiretic]] within the discipline of [[Theoarcheology|theoarcheology]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''The Ungerry-Tubers is but one more proof of the post-mortem rearrangement hypothesis, for whereas the whole of the Sarfelogian is obviously the parietal bone of the divine #47, this bastion of protruding unction is securely a segment of the lachryma''.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rancticirchiretic, himself, never mentions the Tubers in his writings nor does [[Oblibestircus]], and when this place is mentioned in the heated debates and rebuttals between scholars, students, and members of the [[Cranee Historical Society]], it is usually a name bantered about as if it were a donut held in the hands of a constable from Bute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one has ever taken the time to excavate the Tubers, indeed, with so few involved in the subject and fewer still interested in this particular location, the question of cranial dismemberment and the exact metabiological make-up of #47 has been poorly developed.  Questions such as ''did #47 suffer suspension?'', ''was he/she/it/they murdered by an assailant, deific or otherwise?'', or ''did #47 die from a pre-historic gardening accident?'' have been left for anyone else to study on their own.  Discounting the few exaggerated entries in [[Aliens Everywhere]], the most prolific writer on the Ungerry-Tubers has been Dash Humbugg of Umbo Moor.     &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What can be said is that the top-most cranium piece of a god is what makes up the majority of this mountain chain, along with a grand mixture of sand, rock, dirt and clay.  Upon this one specific area of the mountains there has been added a fore-peice of the god's skull face, the lachrymal bone, along with yet more earth, mud and rock, this is the Ungerry-Tubers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Denotative Poverty in re Associative Phenomena==&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''Dessication is but a fool's quible; #47 could have or might not have died or dispersed or simply slithered away.  The proof is in the puke-puddle, look at what we've got, not what we want to see''.&amp;quot; -- Dash Humbugg (-5 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
Oblibestircus and his following states the current and well-defended explanation that the old gods simply lie where they died (for whatever reason), and that their incorporation into the landscape is the result of natural processes.  Blivingdel's school, however, holds quite evocatively that we ourselves have taken the immortal remains of the gods of previous generations and have cut, split, buried, vaulted, hemmed &amp;amp; hawed them over.  Though both theories give explanations as to how the divine remains may or may not have gotten to where they are now, they do not give any explanation as to the various phenomena associated with selected body parts of those same dead gods. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A third theory re the formation of the Sarfelogian Mountains is that they are a result of the dirt, rocks, boulders, sand and mud of this northern area heaving, undulating, and being folded over itself and then some.  Though this is a favorite idea of the geomanticists and the masonrics, it is still but a theory.  The Sarfelogian does indeed appear like unto a marbled crumbe-cake with its swirls of light and dark, and the geodizers state confidently that the folded bands are the remains of silt and sediment pushed up over time.  Even if this is true, however, the majority of this group concedes that it was probably #47 who did the heaving, pushing, and folding... a secondary group believes that this was the work of a second god, the one who perhaps murdered #47 and then used the silt, sand, rocks, and earth to cover up his/her/its diabolical deed.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When did the death of #47 occur?  No one knows, but what is known is that the Sarfelogian is the oldest mountain chain on our world. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Attitudinal Observations==&lt;br /&gt;
It has been noted by many that the Jorvyll Mountains are differentiated from the Sarfelogian Mountains primarily by their attitude. The Sarfelogians are a much calmer, more peaceful and helpful range of mountains than the Jorvyll.  Yet while the distinction between the northern edge of the world and the mountains which abutt them is useful for some inquieries, it doesn't help a dawdle when looking only at the Sarfelogian!  Within the Sarfelogian one finds numerous elevations and attitudes, as well as varied ecologies that encompass much more than quaint Pziqq trees and mountain meadows.  Not all within these mountains is pure and fluff, there are many vales and faults that hold darker tuff. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The scenic ranges of the Sarfelogians abound in trails, paths, passes and crude roads built by the Keglacians. Many of these routes feature breathtaking vistas and are popular spots for camping and travel.  None of these lead to Prollztqx as it lies in the unfortunate gravel vale where the only view is of the sheer rock wall on which it perches and the deep river which lies many tens of unanits below (far enough to kill a foolish Ghylite stupid enough to fall from the many rope bridges).  The only reason the place exists is its proximity to the Ungerry.  To its south the attitude is quite plain and noncomittal, to the east it is downright rude, directly in the Ungerry it is quite refreshing, however, as I have aready noted, the odd Sarfelogians (who cringe at being called so) refuse to build directly on the Tubers.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Actuated Phenomena==&lt;br /&gt;
::''&amp;quot;That is not a crab-cake, that's my wife!''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
::''&amp;quot;Now, THAT is wyrd&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
::dialogue from a popular lumic (-2 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
It is well-known to those in the know, which is actually quite a small number of folk (mostly men in white smocks who like to go on safari away from their wives), that [[Howzingery|howzingery]] which elsewhere occurs quite rarely is quite common in the Ungerry-Tubers.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The commonality of howzingery at the Ungerry-Tubers is one effect of wyrding, others include nearby stands of the zoological etherberrie and the presence of viable [[Squelshous Panderat|squelchous panderat]].  Why and how wyrding occurs at the Tubers is not understood.  Whether it is a result of the Ungerry being part of a dead god is not proven, though probably not for most of Ghyll would then be subject to wyrding; whether it is a result, in particular, of being part of the divine ''cranial'' case is not proven as well, though more suspect this to be closer to the truth.     &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Consequential Vectors==&lt;br /&gt;
::''&amp;quot;I've a friend of a friend who has an acquaintance whose second sister went wassailing one night and returned a whole month later babbling of cold mountain lakes and the magic rock that saved her from monsters.  After much coaxing and sending her to a twitch doctor I have come to beleive that the &amp;quot;magic&amp;quot; rock she holds so dear comes from the Ungerrie''&amp;quot; --from an article by Tue published in Wyrd Tales (-7 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
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With all that has so far been noted, observed, and stated, can it be argued that, even as the [[Elminster Mire]] was long ago, the Tubers is a force to be reckoned with?  For the time being, no.  It is far too far from even the smallest semblance of civilized Ghyll (Prollztqx being only a rude outpost of the crudest individuals).  Even the Cranee Historical Society, which has taken the lead in maintaining standards of exploration and discovery and amassing deep historical records, has taken no interest in the Ungerry-Tubers.   Yet is it a force?  Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although my aides brought back no proof, the men and women of Prollztqx spoke of the Ungerry's connection to the heh-blammo balance. If there is any truth to this, the Tubers may prove a part of the concept known as the [[Grande Gray Fractional]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''citations''': [[Grande Gray Fractional]], [[Howzingery]], [[Squelshous Panderat]]&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 19:10, 10 October 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;dibs    --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 17:28, 8 October 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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You will find no advertisements for it in [[Folktown]].  It is not the ultimate challenge to any mountain climbers.  No [[Wakanpantricism|Wakanpantricist]] guards have ever been stationed there.  It is not well-known nor is it often sidestepped in conversation due its eerieness. No disappearances have occurred there, alleged or otherwise.  And it isn't where ''they'', ''them'', ''those'', or ''that!'' come from.  It is simply a spot, geologic, and isolated - very isolated.  ''It'' is '''Ungerry-Tubers'''.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is so isolated that only a smidgen of the scholarmatic pool have even looked into it.  Those interested in biotoxicology or in taxidermatology seem to find enough work in their own backyards, the geomantics who should take interest are too busy... elsewhere.  But those few who have taken on the long trek, the hefty hike, the incongruous terrain, and the hot-cold showers that fall without warning, have found therein a realm of wyrding effects.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cartographic Placement==&lt;br /&gt;
Located within the vastness of the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] the Ungerry-Tubers is quite easily misplaced.  The whole undulating scape of slopes, valleys, and rivers is filled with both friendly and unfriendly locales, most of them unvisited.  One must not forget that the term ''Sarfelogia'' is a name that applies to parts of the region that have long been characterized by economic marginality, isolation of its people, and distinctive folkways.  For this reason, it is necessary to get a guide in some parts of the journey, odd guides from within the odder townships that one finds in those most odd parts of the mountains.  Yet to speak of the Ungerry-Tubers is to speak nonsense to these people, rather they speak of the High Smellie and the Obbnoxious Foots, others give the name Mztlplik or Zingry Karzt.  There is an unspoken defference to the Ungerry, or to something therein, by the folk who live close enough to it; whether they see it as being magicked, hexed, or pyxied is hard to tell.  Once, however, the traveller finds his way into Prollztqx it is quite easy to feel the formation of the Tubers.  You see, the ''attitude'' changes. &lt;br /&gt;
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::&amp;quot;''The Ungerry ist one o the lytl-troddn places of ooure world; I find that my senses are enhanced, perhaps, or ist this my owne imaginings''?&amp;quot;    --Ser Daffid Lud (journal entry -36 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Formational Denotation==&lt;br /&gt;
The Ungerry has been explained briefly by Orogenezis, a student of [[Rancticirchiretic]] within the discipline of [[Theoarcheology|theoarcheology]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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::&amp;quot;''The Ungerry-Tubers is but one more proof of the postmortem rearrangement hypothesis, for whereas the whole of the Sarfelogian is obviously the parietal bone of the divine #47, this bastion of protruding unction is securely a segment of the lachryma''.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Rancticirchiretic, himself, never mentions the Tubers in his writings nor does [[Oblibestircus]], and when this place is mentioned in the heated debates and rebuttals between scholars, students, and members of the [[Cranee Historical Society]], it is usually a name bantered about as if it were a donut held in the hands of a constable from Bute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one has ever taken the time to excavate the Tubers, indeed, with so few involved in the subject and fewer still interested in this particular location, the question of cranial dismemberment and the exact metabiological make-up of #47 has been poorly developed.  Questions such as ''did #47 suffer suspension?'', ''was he/she/it/they murdered by an assailant, deific or otherwise?'', or ''did #47 die from a pre-historic gardening accident?'' have been left for anyone with enough interest to study on their own.  Discounting the few exaggerated entries in [[Aliens Everywhere]], the most prolific writer on the Ungerry-Tubers has been Dash Humbugg of Umbo Moor.  As this article is for the scholarly community I have chosen to use only various examples of said layman's writings within this body articulate.     &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What can be said is that the top-most cranium piece of a god is what makes up the majority of this mountain chain, along with a grand mixture of sand, rock, dirt and clay.  Upon this one specific area of the mountain chain there has been added a fore-peice of the god's skull face, the lachrymal bone, along with yet more earth, mud and rock.  Lastly there is upon the lachryma a deposit-growth of shenanigan, that crustal body of minerals found in rare areas of Ghyll (and whose origin is itself shrouded in ignorance, hence the denotation of deposit-growth).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Denotative Poverty in re Associative Phenomena==&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''Dessication is but a fool's quible; #47 could have or might not have died or dispersed or simply slithered away.  The proof is in the puke-puddle, look at what we've got, not what we want to see''.&amp;quot; -- Dash Humbugg (-5 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
Oblibestircus and his following states the current and well-defended explanation that the old gods simply lie where they died (for whatever reason), and that their incorporation into the landscape is the result of natural processes.  Blivingdel's school, however, holds quite evocatively that we ourselves have taken the immortal remains of the gods of previous generations and have cut, split, buried, vaulted, hemmed &amp;amp; hawed them over the course of our small time on Ghyll.  Though both theories give explanations as to how the divine remains may or may not have gotten to where they are now, they do not give any explanation as to the various phenomena associated with selected body parts of those same dead gods. &lt;br /&gt;
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A third theory re the formation of the Sarfelogian Mountains is that they are a result of the dirt, rocks, boulders, sand and mud of this northern area of the mainland heaving, undulating, and being folded over itself and then some.  Though this is a favorite idea of the geomanticists and the masonrics, it is still but a theory.  The Sarfelogian does indeed appear like unto a marbled crumbe-cake with its swirls of light and dark, and the geodizers state confidently that the folded bands are the remains of silt and sediment pushed up over time.  Even if this is true, however, the majority of this group concedes that it was probably #47 who did the heaving, pushing, and folding... a secondary group believes that this was the work of a second god, the one who perhaps murdered #47 and then used the silt, sand, rocks, and earth to cover up his/her/its diabolical deed.  &lt;br /&gt;
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When did the death of #47 occur?  No one knows, but what is known is that the Sarfelogian is the oldest mountain chain on our world. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Attitudinal Observations==&lt;br /&gt;
It has been noted by many that the Jorvyll Mountains are differentiated from the Sarfelogian Mountains primarily by their attitude. The Sarfelogians are a much calmer, more peaceful and helpful range of mountains, while the Jorvyll are rough, nasty and brutish.  Yet while the distinction between the northern edge of the world and the mountains which abutt them is useful for some inquieries, it doesn't help a dawdle when looking only at the Sarfelogian!  Within the Sarfelogian one finds numerous elevations and attitudes, as well as varied ecologies that encompass much more than quaint Pziqq trees and mountain meadows.  Not all within these mountains is pure and fluff, there are many vales and faults that hold darker tuff. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The scenic ranges of the Sarfelogians abound in trails, paths, passes and crude roads built by the Keglacians. Many of these routes feature breathtaking vistas and are popular spots for camping and recreational travel.  None of these lead to Prollztqx as it lies in the unfortunate gravel vale where the only view is of the sheer rock wall on which it perches and the deep river which lies many tens of unanits below (far enough to kill a foolish Ghylite stupid enough to fall from the many rope bridges).  The only reason the place exists is its proximity to the Ungerry.  to its south the attitude is quite plain and noncomittal, to the east it is downright rude, directly in the Ungerry it is quite refreshing, however, as I have aready noted, the odd Sarfelogians (who cringe at being called so) refuse to build directly on the Tubers.  &lt;br /&gt;
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As for the Ungerry-Tubers' clarity of sense, it is believed by myself and others that the attitude can be credited to the shenanigan on which the Ungerry lies.  One need only visit the Fjeldspar on the outskirts of northern Alezan (also lying upon shenanigan) to see that even in that most brooding of areas there is a lightness to the touch and smell.  Only more field-visits will tell whether these rudimentory observations bear out (of course, I am sure that they will).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Actuated Phenomena==&lt;br /&gt;
It is well-known to those in the know, which is actually quite a small number of folk (mostly men in white smocks who like to go on safari away from their wives), that [[Howzingery|howzingery]] which elsewhere occurs quite rarely is quite common in the Ungerry-Tubers.  For most, howzingery is equated with Hat, [[Old hat|Old Hat]], Prollztqx - the names of the small town where it most closely occurs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The commonality of howzingery at the Ungerry-Tubers is one effect of wyrding.  Why and how wyrding occurs at the Tubers is not understood.  Whether it is a result of the Ungerry being part of a dead god is not proven, though speculated; whether it is a result, in particular, of being part of the divine ''cranial'' case is not proven as well.  Whether it is due the fact that upon said godly cranial case there has come to be a growth-deposit of shenanigan is also not known.    &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Consequential Vectors==&lt;br /&gt;
With all that has so far been noted, observed, and stated, can it be argued that, even as the [[Elminster Mire]] was long ago, the Tubers is a force to be reckoned with?  For the time being, no.  It is far too far from even the smallest of civilized Ghyllians (Prollztqx being only a rude outpost of the crudest individuals).  Even the Cranee Historical Society, which has taken the lead in maintaining their standards of exploration and discovery and amassing their own deep historical records, has taken no interest in the Ungerry-Tubers.   Yet is it a force?  Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although my aides brought back no proof, the men and women of Prollztqx spoke of the Ungerry's connection to the heh-blammo balance. If there is any truth to this, the Tubers may prove a part of the Grande Gray Fractional, that theory which states that the world's existence is balanced between these two forces and that not enough of either expains its continued existence, leading said proponents to conclude that there must be unknown expanses of both - which they have named the ''Grande Gray''.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;dibs    --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 17:28, 8 October 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You will find no advertisements for it in [[Folktown]].  It is not the ultimate challenge to any mountain climbers.  No [[Wakanpantricism|Wakanpantricist]] guards have ever been stationed there.  It is not well-known nor is it often sidestepped in conversation due its eerieness. No disappearances have occurred there, alleged or otherwise.  And it isn't where ''they'', ''them'', ''those'', or ''that!'' come from.  It is simply a spot, geologic, and isolated - very isolated.  ''It'' is '''Ungerry-Tubers'''.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is so isolated that only a smidgen of the scholarmatic pool have even looked into it.  Those interested in biotoxicology or in taxidermatology seem to find enough work in their own backyards, the geomantics who should take interest are too busy... elsewhere.  But those few who have taken on the long trek, the hefty hike, the incongruous terrain, and the hot-cold showers that fall without warning, have found a realm of wyrd effects.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cartographic Placement==&lt;br /&gt;
Located within the vastness of the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] the Ungerry-Tubers is quite easily misplaced.  The whole undulating scape of slopes, valleys, and rivers is filled with both friendly and unfriendly locales, most of them unvisited.  One must not forget that the term ''Sarfelogia'' is a name that applies to parts of the region that have long been characterized by marginal economy, isolation of its people from the Ghyll mainstream, and distinctive folkways.  For this reason, it is necessary to get a guide in some parts of the journey, odd guides from within the odder townships that one finds in those most odd parts of the mountains.  Yet to speak of the Ungerry-Tubers is to speak nonsense to these people, rather they speak of the High Smellie and the Obbnoxious Foots, others give the name Mztlplik or Zingry Karzt.  There is an unspoken defference to the Ungerry, or to something therein, by the folk who live close enough to it; whether they see it as being magicked, hexed, or pyxied is hard to tell.  Once, however, the traveller finds his way into Prollztqx it is quite easy to feel the formation of the Tubers.  You see, the ''attitude'' changes. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''The Ungerry ist one o the lytl-troddn places of ooure world; I find that my senses are enhanced, perhaps, or ist this my owne imaginings''?&amp;quot;    --Ser Daffid Lud (journal entry -36 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Formational Denotation==&lt;br /&gt;
The Ungerry has been explained briefly by Orogenezis, a student of [[Rancticirchiretic]] within the discipline of [[Theoarcheology|theoarcheology]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''The Ungerry-Tubers is but one more proof of the postmortem rearrangement hypothesis, for whereas the whole of the Sarfelogian is obviously the parietal bone of the divine #47, this bastion of protruding unction is securely a segment of the lachryma''.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rancticirchiretic, himself, never mentions the Tubers in his writings nor does [[Oblibestircus]], and when this place is mentioned in the heated debates and rebuttals between scholars, students, and members of the [[Cranee Historical Society]], it is usually a name bantered about as if it were a donut held in the hands of a constable from Bute.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one has ever taken the time to excavate the Tubers, indeed, with so few involved in the subject and fewer still interested in this particular location, the question of cranial dismemberment and the exact metabiological make-up of #47 has been poorly developed.  Questions such as ''did #47 suffer suspension?'', ''was he/she/it/they murdered by an assailant, deific or otherwise?'', or ''did #47 die from a pre-historic gardening accident?'' have been left for anyone with enough interest to study on their own.  Discounting the few exaggerated entries in [[Aliens Everywhere]], the most prolific writer on the Ungerry-Tubers has been Dash Humbugg of Umbo Moor.  As this article is for the scholarly community I have chosen to use only various examples of said layman's writings within this body articulate.     &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Denotative Poverty in re Associative Phenomena==&lt;br /&gt;
::&amp;quot;''Dessication is but a fool's quible; #47 could have or might not have died or dispersed or simply slithered away.  The proof is in the puke-puddle, look at what we've got, not what we want to see''.&amp;quot; -- Dash Humbugg (-5 [[EC]])&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;br /&gt;
Oblibestircus and his following states the current and well-defended explanation that the old gods simply lie where they died (for whatever reason), and that their incorporation into the landscape is the result of natural processes.  Blivingdel's school, however, holds quite evocatively that we ourselves have taken the immortal remains of the gods of previous generations and have cut, split, buried, vaulted, hemmed &amp;amp; hawed them over the course of our small time on Ghyll.  Though both theories give explanations as to how the divine remains may or may not have gotten to where they are now, they do not give any explanation as to the various phenomena associated with selected body parts of those same dead gods. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A third theory re the formation of the Sarfelogian Mountains is that they are a result of the dirt, rocks, boulders, sand and mud of this northern area of the mainland heaving, undulating, and being folded over itself and then some.  Though this is a favorite idea of the geomanticists and the masonrics, it is still but a theory.  The Sarfelogian does indeed appear like unto a marbled crumbe-cake with its swirls of light and dark, and the geodizers state confidently that the folded bands are the remains of silt and sediment pushed up over time.  Even if this is true, however, the majority of this group concedes that it was probably #47 who did the heaving, pushing, and folding... a secondary group believes that this was the work of a second god, the one who perhaps murdered #47 and then used the silt, sand, rocks, and earth to cover up his/her/its diabolical deed.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When did the death of #47 occur?  No one knows, but what is known is that the Sarfelogian is the oldest mountain chain on our world. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Attitudinal Observations==&lt;br /&gt;
It has been noted by many that the Jorvyll Mountains are differentiated from the Sarfelogian Mountains primarily by their attitude. The Sarfelogians are a much calmer, more peaceful and helpful range of mountains, while the Jorvyll are rough, nasty and brutish.  Yet while the distinction between the northern edge of the world and the mountains which abutt them is useful for some inquieries, it doesn't help a dawdle when looking only at the Sarfelogian!  Within the Sarfelogian one finds numerous elevations and attitudes, as well as varied ecologies that encompass much more than quaint Pziqq trees and mountain meadows. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Actuated Phenomena==&lt;br /&gt;
It is well-known to those in the know, which is actually quite a small number of folk (mostly men in white smocks who like to go on safari away from their wives), that [[Howzingery|howzingery]] which elsewhere occurs quite rarely is quite common in the Ungerry-Tubers.  For most, howzingery is equated with Hat, [[Old hat|Old Hat]], Prollztqx - the names of the small town where it most closely occurs.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Consequential Vectors==&lt;br /&gt;
With all that has so far been noted, observed, and stated, can it be argued that, even as the [[Elminster Mire]] was long ago, the Tubers is a dangerous force to be reckoned with?&lt;br /&gt;
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One such effect of the wyrd is the commonalty of .&lt;br /&gt;
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These foundational questions trouble most workers in the field, who are in fact fieldworkers, but little. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Cranee Historical Society has taken the lead here, maintaining their general standards of careful and scientific exploration and discovery despite the attempts of pranksters, fanatics, farmers, and funicular projectors to interfere. Their own deep historical records allow them to readily identify the particular anatomical structures they dig up with the various half-forgotten gods listed in the Unquisition's archives. &lt;br /&gt;
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For the full details thus far published, consult the Odlucian Library. &lt;br /&gt;
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...The only other thing worth mentioning is that the inhabitants of those vague, isolated spots where Howzingery is common often mention that there is some connection between it and the heh-blammo balance. If there is any truth behind this statement, it has yet to be revealed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[edit]Geological facts&lt;br /&gt;
Mount Yurch is thought to have grown up rather rapidly, over the period of perhaps as little as 2000 years, during the time of the Avazian civilization. This is largely conjecture, but is based at least somewhat on fossil evidence and myths of a cataclysmic earthquake vaguely set in that period. What is more certain is that the mountain is the result of a fearsome tectonic event, as the sheer eastern face of the mountain appears to have once been a horizontal rock layer. &lt;br /&gt;
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The scenic ranges also abound in trails, paths, passes and crude roads built by the Keglacians over the centuries. Many of these routes feature breathtaking vistas and are popular spots for camping and recreational travel. Roads leading to Nesting caves are constantly well-maintained and were it not for the relative safety of travel on the well-constructed highways, the practice of &amp;quot;Natural Nesting&amp;quot; might well have gone the way of autocannibalism as a viable practice.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;dibs    --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 17:28, 8 October 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You will find no advertisements for it in [[Folktown]].  It is not the ultimate challenge to any mountaineers.  No Wakanpantricist guards have ever been stationed there.  It is not well-known nor is it often sidestepped in conversation because of its eerieness. No disappearances have occurred there, alleged or otherwise.  And it isn't where ''they'', ''them'', ''those'', or ''that!'' comes from.  It is simply a spot, geologic, and isolated - very isolated.  ''It'' is '''Ungerry-Tubers'''.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is so isolated that only a smidgen of the scholarmatic pool have even looked into it.  Those interested in biotoxicology or in taxidermatology seem to find enough work in their own backyards, the geomantics who should take interest are too busy... elsewhere.  But those few who have taken on the long trek, the hefty hike, the incongruous terrain, and the hot-cold showers that fall without warning, have found a realm of wyrd effects.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One such effect of the wyrd is the commonalty of [[Howzingery|howzingery]] which elsewhere occurs quite rarely.  For most, howzingery is equated with Hat, [[Old hat|Old Hat]], Prollztqx - the names of the small town where it most closely occurs.  The region is named ''Aran'lzt'' by the folks in Prollztqx, ''Huzza'' by the mapmakers in [[Iganefta]], and ''Rv'rded'' by goodness-knows-who as written on an ancient map which my aids had found while doing research.&lt;br /&gt;
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Located within the vastness of the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]] the Ungerry-Tubers is quite easily misplaced.  The whole undulating scape of rocky slopes, stoney valleys, and windy rivers is filled with unvisited and unfriendly locales.  It is necessary to get a guide in some parts of the journey, odd guides from within the odder townships that one finds in those parts of the mountains.  To speak of the Ungerry-Tubers is to speak nonsense to these people, rather they speak of the High Smellie and the Obbnoxious Foots, others give the name Mztlplik or Zingry Karzt.  There is an unspoken defference to the Ungerry, or to something therein, by the folk who live close enough to it; whether they see it as being magicked, hexed, or pyxied is hard to tell.  Once in Prollztqx it is quite easy to feel the formation of the Tubers.  You see, the ''attitude'' changes. &lt;br /&gt;
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...The only other thing worth mentioning is that the inhabitants of those vague, isolated spots where Howzingery is common often mention that there is some connection between it and the heh-blammo balance. If there is any truth behind this statement, it has yet to be revealed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Elminster Mire is a &amp;quot;frowned upon&amp;quot; focal point for interlopers, busybodies, blackmailers, and gossipers. Located east of the Evesque Valley and northwest of the Andelphracian River Valley, the Mire didn't always have such a disreputable position: back in the days of Quezlar 6, it was a veritable and dangeous force to be reckoned with (making his subsequent crossing all that more remarkable). &lt;br /&gt;
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For all practical purposes, the northern edge of the world is the Jorvyll Mountains. The Arandellion Moors do lie beyond, to the north, but their worth is clearly quite limited, and many cartographers do not even include the Moors on their maps. Others argue that the Moors are really just plateaus within the Jorvyll Range, and that the Worldwall is actually a part of it too. (Whether or not the Worldwall is an orthogonality boundary is a question for the geomancers that I won't venture to touch with an eighteen-and-an-eighth-nanit-stick.) &lt;br /&gt;
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The Jorvyll Mountains are differentiated from the Sarfelogian Mountains primarily by their attitude (yes attitude, not altitude). The Sarfelogians are a much calmer, more peaceful and helpful range of mountains, while the Jorvyll are rough, nasty and brutish. Yesticale worms, wormwood, fefferberries are all products of the Jorvyll, while Pziqq trees and mountain meadows are found in the Sarfelogians. The Jorvyll region is also blamed for the dance craze of the Zot. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Shrigure Gradient marks the boundary between the Sarfelogians and Jorvyll, although there is presently no known method for locating this boundary. One is hiking though a pleasant mountain meadow in the Sarfelogians, and suddenly the whole environment changes and the surroundings are noticably ominous and hostile. It may be possible that the boundary could be identified with the judicious use of a supranatural luminescence meter. However, at present, this remains a theoretical concept, and hikers traveling close to the border are cautioned to be careful in their travels. &lt;br /&gt;
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The difficult terrain of the Smrecklit Range of the Jorvyll was an ideal location for Agarttha to be founded, as it kept the Blasphemers who founded it well out of everyone else's way, and the inhospitable character of the region also served to keep their numbers down. How they managed to smelt enough bronze to build their towers is anyone's guess. &lt;br /&gt;
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Mount Yurch is thought to have grown up rather rapidly, over the period of perhaps as little as 2000 years, during the time of the Avazian civilization. This is largely conjecture, but is based at least somewhat on fossil evidence and myths of a cataclysmic earthquake vaguely set in that period. What is more certain is that the mountain is the result of a fearsome tectonic event, as the sheer eastern face of the mountain appears to have once been a horizontal rock layer. &lt;br /&gt;
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Located in the northern region of known Ghyll, the Sarfelogian Mountains are the oldest mountains on our world. Green and ancient, they stand like a stony crown on the maps of Ghyll. From the foothills of the Evesque Valley north to Jorvyll, this range is the much-eroded remains of a great mass formed by folding. Consisting of primarily sedimentary rocks with folded bands of light-and dark-colored minerals, they have been compared to the folds and swirls in a marble cake. &lt;br /&gt;
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Its highest peak is Kluvat Peak (70.7 lunanits) located at the south-western edge of Jorvyll. The mountains are rich with Pziqq trees which generally mark the sites of rich mineral deposits. There is an ongoing debate about the ecological decline of the famed &amp;quot;mountain meadows&amp;quot; as a result of the mining and counter-mining of these (mostly) worthless materials in the Endlessly Rising Staircase Movement. &lt;br /&gt;
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The term Sarfelogia is a name that applies to parts of the region that have long been characterized by marginal economy, isolation of its people from the Ghyll mainstream, and distinctive folkways. The Sarfelogian repeating musket is a distinctive and highly accurate weapon in the hands of a practiced marksman. To date, there have only been three individuals positively identified as Sarfelogians and they were the target of much ridicule and scorn (which may explain why it has been so difficult to identify more of them). &lt;br /&gt;
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The scenic ranges also abound in trails, paths, passes and crude roads built by the Keglacians over the centuries. Many of these routes feature breathtaking vistas and are popular spots for camping and recreational travel. Roads leading to Nesting caves are constantly well-maintained and were it not for the relative safety of travel on the well-constructed highways, the practice of &amp;quot;Natural Nesting&amp;quot; might well have gone the way of autocannibalism as a viable practice. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Moor is famous not only for its proximity to the dangerous Wentzel Fen, but also for being the first of its kind to be studied by Phylostarus in his great Stone of Wisdom survey, where he found that over two thirds of moors have such a stone. Umbo Moor is a very popular spot with the Pinky Gazers, though, oddly enough, not with any of the Perky Gazers. The Moor is an area of outstanding natural beauty that enhances the wonder of any mooning. &lt;br /&gt;
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Umbo Moor is most famous, however, as the place of a Battle from Tarkherk Corps history: the Battle of Umbo Moor. On the 2nd of Gomin -58 EC, Mox Elder, the Mildly Impressive Commandant of the troops stationed there encountered his famous &amp;quot;beautiful&amp;quot; White Lady. It was this incident that led to his court-martial in -56 EC, where Commandant Elder claimed that the Lady saved him and &amp;quot;reinvigorated his belief in the sanctity of life.&amp;quot; Suffice it to say, no woman was ever found that matched his description. It is a popular belief that this &amp;quot;vision&amp;quot; was, in fact, a hallucination brought on by the early experiments with Ball Lightning Liqueur which, in part, earned the Corps their reputation. Indeed, many a young Tarkherk has gone off to Umbo Moor in search of their own visions induced by that most famous of explosive beverages only to wind up cold, wet and alone. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Arandellion Moors are a series of High Lands to the north of the Jorvyll. They seem to be fairly useless, and despite their large size, only a few groups of hardy Ghyllians seem to live among them. This might be due to the fact that the land, for the most part, smells of rotting fefferberries. &lt;br /&gt;
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The most common plant in the Moors is the widespread fefferberry. Unfortunately for the inhabitants, the most common species is also one of the least economically viable. Nevertheless, the inhabitants of the area have taken to brewing an alcoholic beverage out of them, useful only because it blots out the smell of the rot. The inhabitants consider going blind an excellent trade for getting rid of the awful stench, and almost never go outside their homes without taking a good stiff drink of the brew.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll:Ungerry-Tubers&amp;diff=29167</id>
		<title>Ghyll:Ungerry-Tubers</title>
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		<updated>2005-10-08T21:28:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;dibs    --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 17:28, 8 October 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;[[Howzingery]] is, in most of Ghyll, an extremely rare occurrence - rare enough that it wouldn't normally be worth writing an encyclopedia article about since, for the most part, only a few very dedicated scholars even know or care about such things as Howzingery, and they already know everything they need to know about it. However, it has recently been discovered that Howzingery is an extremely commonplace occurrence in some isolated geological spots, such as Ungerry-Tubers, and therefore it is worth explaining for the sake of the occasional traveller visiting those places...&lt;br /&gt;
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...The only other thing worth mentioning is that the inhabitants of those vague, isolated spots where Howzingery is common often mention that there is some connection between it and the heh-blammo balance. If there is any truth behind this statement, it has yet to be revealed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Old hat, the phrase, is used to refer to tasks or events that one is particularly familiar with to the point at which they have become routine. For instance: &amp;quot;I have written and researched 13 articles for this encyclopedia already, so creating new ones has become old hat.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Old Hat: Most people, however, are not familiar with the story behind the phrase. It began in a small town in the general vicinity of Ungerry-Tubers called Prollztqx.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;With comfortable financial resources at his disposal, Pricludious set about on a grand exploration of Ghyll. His life up till then had been spent within the great urban centers of society and their surrounding country. But now he looked toward the rest of Ghyll and for the next 30 years traveled extensively up and down the little trodden places of the world. &lt;br /&gt;
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In time he came to the Sarfelogian Mountains and in a quiet, willow strewn valley there entered the village of Thopth. He had been casually aware of the existence of the place but had never given it much thought as it was far too difficult to reach on a regular journey and was, after all, just one of the many unvisited, uncouth, unmodern villages that dotted the slopes and valleys and river windings of the great northern mountainways... &lt;br /&gt;
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At the heart of the community is the M.Collegium, also known as the Collegium Civitas. It is a small institution and has few of the facilities and none of the luxuries of our modern academic institutions. But its faculty is most learned and wise, and the student body eagerly delves into knowledge both known and unknown. If anyone there is aware of the vast limitations of their backward academy, they don't seem to care very much about it. And indeed, in some respects, the Collegium is arguably superior to the universities of southern Ghyll. The departments of biotoxicology (the study of living things) and taxidermatology (the study of dead things) are amazingly impressive, both in the sheer depth of the knowledge they've accumulated and in the incredible breadth of the collections they've amassed. Pricludious reported seeing stuff there that would make faculty members of Bute University or the Thoorbone Academy drool with envy. The school's library is a maze (quite literally) of shelves and books and half-hidden recesses and, though unfortunately lacking in many modern texts, has a wealth of ancient, near-ancient, and pre-ancient manuscripts that most scholars had long ago assumed lost to the depradations of time, neglect and incompetent librarians... &lt;br /&gt;
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But it is clear from what we do know that, during the 30 years that Pricludious spent traveling the mountains and dells and meadowlands of unfrequented and unexplored Ghyll, he found many a fascinating discovery and made many a surprising observation. For instance, in one letter he sent to his sister, he mentioned an unexpected meeting with a strange race of foreigners near a particularly cold and deep glacial lake; the encounter seemed to trouble Pricludious but unfortunately he was very vague about the details. In another, it was said that he came across an ancient ruin of strange design that had peculiar similiarities with certain modern constructions like the headquarters of the Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge, the building known as The Cake, but as that letter has never been presented for public scrutiny we cannot be sure of the veracity of the account. While exactly where these and other such incidents took place is uncertain beyond a general idea of under there or over here, in some instances we do have more than just a vague conjecture as to his whereabouts. We know for a fact, as an example, that he made at least one trip to the cactus forests. &lt;br /&gt;
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Still, the lack of a detailed record of Pricludious's journeys, along with the withholding of the bulk of his correspondence and private ruminations from his journals, is a regretable loss, not only to students of Pricludious but to the general well being of scholarship at large; one hopes it will some day be rectified... &lt;br /&gt;
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...He wrote various philosophical treatises on the odd religiotropic cults that exist in the upper-peaks of the Sarfelogian Mountain Range (areas frequented by communities even more isolated than in middle or lower Sarfelogia) and also published his notes on the beliefs and practices of those small in-bred family-clans of fishers and sand snorklers that can be found on the less desirable edges of the Dagger Seas. His observations and subsequent comparisons with our own belief systems were surprising and, of course, quite controversial.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll_talk:Qane&amp;diff=28794</id>
		<title>Ghyll talk:Qane</title>
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		<updated>2005-09-20T02:06:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: commenting on the comment&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This entry is toeing the line: it's more about the Cirq l' Tytns than Qane. Doesn't leave much room for expansion -- all the information about Qane would be spread out in other entries, difficult to aggregate, and it wouldn't be useful to define Cirq l' Tytns as a phantom, since everything worthy about it is described herein. --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 15:08, 19 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Toeing the line... hmmm... :)  Here follows info I originally put in the main entry but upon critique, have since moved so that any interested in using the Cirq have some additional info.  I do realize that the info here is not &amp;quot;Fact&amp;quot; but simply fodder for our creativity   --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 22:06, 19 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==the Tytns==&lt;br /&gt;
As to their individual styles: ''Bat-Boy'' is an acrobat par excellence, his ability to seemingly fly from one post to another using the ropes is spectacular; ''Lightning'' is a speedster seemingly able to run faster than sea-hawks can fly and his &amp;quot;now-you-see-me-now-you-don’t&amp;quot; trick delights each and every audience; ''Miss Wonder'' is a young lady who can bend metal in her hands, can leap higher than most athletes, and is a whizzer with a lasso; ''the Submerger'' can hold his breath under water, under [[fefferberry]] juice, under spitfodder, indeed under any liquid imaginable for great periods of time, and his spitting is a mischievous delight for all grubling-boys to see; ''the Crossbow'' is a firecracker of a shot with, what else, a crossbow – his aim is faultless and his targets are usually the empty spaces around his running, jumping, and swinging fellow performers. The garish costumes of red, yellow, and various hews of green flash across the stage as the quintet perform fetes of acrobatic daring, death-defying dizziness, and the simply oddstanding.&lt;br /&gt;
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These performers tend to quietness but for Miss Wonder and the Crossbow. These two regale the crowds with words of bravado and quips of humor and wit. The Submerger, however, has never been heard to say a single word and rumor has it he has no tongue (though whether he was born so or whether it was forcibly removed is a matter of heated debate). As to their families, they have none – each being orphaned at an earlier time. How they came to be in the Cirq is not known, but they definitely make quite a team.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll:Qane&amp;diff=27325</id>
		<title>Ghyll:Qane</title>
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		<updated>2005-09-20T02:05:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: an edit in response to the (negative) comment&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Qane''' is the proprietor of the '''Cirq l' Tytns''', a hodgepodge of feral clowns, [[Altoxian Bulb]] eaters, and a quintet of orphaned urchins. He stands tall and lean, an imposing and sometimes frightening figure, dressed in the traditional green and violet of the vaude performance tradition (with a dash of the [[Tertiary colors|tertiary colors]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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The circuit of the Cirq, and hence the whereabouts of Qane, encompasses the meandering route of the [[Qestarius River]]. In fact, few ''outside'' of this river-region even know of Qane or his Cirq. The region, known for its dismal drainage and eerie amphibians, is also home to no towns... none, nula, nishta, nada. The residents who have chosen to nest therein live in villages, hamlets, and hideouts; examples include Hvar (population 31), Krag (pop. 29), Mulch (pop. 24), and Uothe (pop. 17). The river-region does lead to the [[Dagger Seas|Marty]], yet the coast is its own place, and most folk from [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] have never heard of Qane. Though the main flow of the Qestarius leads to their river and sea ports, Qane prefers to have his troupe take the inland flow which leads eventually into the Wentzel Fen. Many ask why any entertainer would choose such a poor spectrum of civility to peddle their goods; once one gets to know Qane, however, all such questions vanish.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Cirq appeared in 1 [[EC]] during the wet summer nights common to the river-region. Even as farmer Magot was putting up the toll gate over Hare'son Ford near to the village of Uothe he saw (so he said later) a &amp;quot;piercing light in the glooming mist.&amp;quot; As if condensing from out of the rain-laden air, there appeared a [[pachyderm]] train of four large covered carriages. Without so much as a [[howdoyoudo]], the train master dropped an appropriate number of [[Quezlarian Ooo|quezloos]] into the toll bucket and the whole train plodded along southwards.&lt;br /&gt;
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Qane is owner and operator, and also a man difficult to read and one who keeps his secrets to himself. Full of smiles, he speaks eloquently of the Cirq and of the needs of the simple Ghyllite. His choice of words - sometimes odd - shows the man to be interested in the needful things of the people. More than this, though, is impossible to discern.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Cirq==&lt;br /&gt;
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The main attraction of the Cirq are the ''Tytns'' - the quintet from which the whole Cirq gets its name. This quintet is made up of Bat-Boy, Miss Wonder, Lightning, the Submerger, and the Crossbow. These five performers are each interesting and together fascinating, and the stories of their respective orphaning quite heart-tearing. How Qane came to gather them is not known, but they definitely make quite a team.&lt;br /&gt;
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A secondary attraction are the feral clowns. Kept away from small children and indeed, not part of the main show, these strange and obscene characters are confined to mostly within a traveling-house of their own making, a house where &amp;quot;any brave enough to enter are given a tour of their inner self&amp;quot; (from the brochure). It has been said by some that it is larger within than without, but too one must not forget the potberrie juice that all drink before entering the place (ostensibly to calm the nerves, says the clown wrangler). What is inside few care to describe, and Qane is quite pleased to sustain this mystery. The few who were willing to answer direct questions regarding their foray into the Clown House spoke of macabre images on the walls and of murmured whispering. I have notated just a few of the &amp;quot;messages&amp;quot; seen and heard by various participants:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;never trust a word to Bruce, that one-armed rogue...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;the Black Flame shall ignite the world...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;the Rules must be obeyed&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Pthul is just beyond...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;the frogs rise when the Chud arrives...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;My dear, Arcane, it’s quite Elemental...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;The Chud dance a waltz about you, take down all whom you love, you in misery remain&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
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Though Qane refuses to speak about his or the Cirq’s history, after interviewing some of the elder [[loremasters]] of the river-region villages, an interesting story emerges: it appears that the Cirq must have been formed long ago for it comes to the villages every seventy-two to seventy-five years, performs for about a year or so, and then disappears. There have been at least three prior appearances with the last being in the early –70s [[EC]] when the Cirq consisted of wild ventriloquists, acrobatic pygmies, and a [[Grenfer|grenfed man]]. There was quite some controversy regarding that troupe, especially as the grenfs of the grenfed man covered not only his shell, but his whole body! and more, each play seemed to evoke a different tune and tale, which is quite impossible as any materialist can tell you. Whether the loremasters are just this side of ''oldtimers disease'', whether they like to spice up the otherwise ordinary life of their tiny homesteads, or whether there is some truth to what may or may not have occurred some seventy years ago we shall never know for sure. With that said, all the loremasters are quite in agreement that the leader during the Cirq's last visit was a man named Qane. When confronted with this, the fortyish-looking Qane leading the current troupe simply smiled in his top hat and pincertails and said: &amp;quot;Now, now, do I look that old?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Howdoyoudo]], [[Qestarius River]], [[Tertiary colors]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll_talk:Quicksand&amp;diff=28834</id>
		<title>Ghyll talk:Quicksand</title>
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		<updated>2005-09-18T14:49:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: question on the Debates in this entry&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;This lack of evidence has lead to a startling finger pointing, reached after months of Resgrewian debates: Shtreiml.&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;
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um, this sentence doesn't make sense to me.  Or at least the last word: '''Shtreiml'''.  is it a person, the one to whom the fingers were pointed?  is it the place where the debates re: quicksand occured?  is it a process that folks think responsible for quicksand?  &lt;br /&gt;
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this I know, whatever/whoever it is is related to the Resgrewian Debates  --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 10:49, 18 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Ghyll:Round 3 discussion</title>
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		<updated>2005-09-18T14:23:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: more comments&lt;/p&gt;
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This page is for discussing Round 3 of Ghyll, currently scheduled to begin January 2006.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Should there be a Round 3?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Are you interested? Would you play? What (rules, date, style, etc.) should change? What makes you unhappy with the current state of play? I've had every intent to keep the Ghyll Lexicon going as long as there are players (and perhaps longer) - in the absence of them, I'd probably move on to other (slower, less regular) products such as a Ghyll game deadtree book (&amp;quot;Poor Ghyllians Almanac&amp;quot; is the most popular choice at the moment, though that, honestly, is years away). Some folks have been debating privately whether to stop playing, and their dissatisfaction partly comes from the quality of phantoms being produced (and thus, needing to be written). What sort of phantoms and entries do you prefer to write? --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 09:08, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Between Rounds==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The following was hammered out during R1--&amp;gt;R2. They'd still apply.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Allow a rest period between rounds===&lt;br /&gt;
* Write up in-game &amp;quot;End of Year&amp;quot; reports.&lt;br /&gt;
* Finish up any discussions on this page.&lt;br /&gt;
* Take a break and collect your thoughts.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mad-edit anything that needs to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Allow scholars to revamp previous round's entries===&lt;br /&gt;
* Edit ANY entry for clarity and collection.&lt;br /&gt;
* No NEW facts, just revamped to include missing/clarified facts.&lt;br /&gt;
* No dibbing on edits; if necc. mad-edits are collaborative.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Proposed Rule Changes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===No restrictions on 3 entry citations===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A player should be able to cite three of any entries in one's citations, not necessarily two phantoms and one finished entry as is the case now. We'd still have to abide by the &amp;quot;don't cite yourself&amp;quot; restriction. --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 12:54, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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YEA: [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]], [[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]], [[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;NAY: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The existing rule forces us writers to reference the existing world and forces us to create something new. --[[User: Nikos of Ant| Nikos of Ant]] 15:19, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:And this wouldn't change in the least - you'd still have to cite three entries in your entry, and you'd still have to cite someone else, not yourself. The ONLY thing this proposed rule changes is the ''type'' of citations you have to make, not the number. You'd still have to write an entry that has three official citations not your own. Whether those citations are three existing entries, two existing entries and one phantom, three phantoms, or what have you, would no longer matter. I'm not seeing where that would remove references to the existing world (save for three brand new phantoms, which would be impossible since we'd still have the &amp;quot;only create one new phantom&amp;quot; rule.) --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 15:33, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::gotcha, I didn't read it right the first time  [[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Writing phantoms first is no longer required===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One should be able to write any entry under the particular turn letter, not necessarily filling in all the phantoms before creating new entries. (This partially coincides with the next rule as well, but ultimately strives to make the playing experience more enjoyable: there's no love in being forced to write an entry you've no interest in.) --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 12:54, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
YEA: [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]], [[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]], [[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]], [[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;NAY:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just as long as some phantoms still do get defined. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 01:27, 17 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===No entries solely about people, groups, or places===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ban creating entries, even of currently phantomed entries, that are either people, groups, or places. We have way too many of those types of entries already, and banning them would force people to be more creative. --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 12:54, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
YEA: [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] [[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]], [[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;NAY: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If we don't write about People, Groups, and Places what do you have in mind? --[[User: Nikos of Ant| Nikos of Ant]] 15:19, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Actually, there's an awful lot. This rule only restricts the creation of ''entire'' entries about people - so, no one would be able to define [[Baby Alek]], but they could certainly continue to talk about the Baby Alek courtcase, or transcribe the court proceedings, or talk about the chemical process that cut him up into all those little pieces. You'd still be able to talk about people, groups, and places ''in the course of your entry on something else'', they just wouldn't be the crux of the entry itself. Take a look at all the entries for A. Out of 35 entries, only roughly half are ''named'' for a person, place, or group. --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 15:33, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::I'd like to phase this in by disallowing new phantoms that are proper nouns, but still allowing existing proper-noun phantoms to be written.  --[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 15:49, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:I like this idea except that I don't think there have been all that many new places recently. In fact, I'd like to see the Ghyllian geography expand, myself. I'm all for banning people and groups, though. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 01:26, 17 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::Out of curiosity: what will that solve? Or, &amp;quot;just because&amp;quot;? --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 10:30, 17 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::More geography? I just don't think we're at a point where we don't need new places, that's all. --[[User:Dfaran L'Eniarc|Dfaran L'Eniarc]] 22:31, 17 Sep 2005 (EDT) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::The above rule stating, ''You'd still be able to talk about people, groups, and places &amp;quot;in the course of your entry on something else&amp;quot;, they just wouldn't be the crux of the entry itself'', is also not disallowing more ''geography'', just ''direct'' cites on places.  With this understanding it seems it &amp;quot;could&amp;quot; push many of us to new creativity, but of course, ultimate play enjoyablility and degree of well-written entries is still dependent upon who actually comes to ths site and plays.  &lt;br /&gt;
::I would not, however, make it a ban on proper nouns - if that is the case then not even processes can be cited; for example [[Awal Shrinkage|Awal shrinkage]] is NOT a person, place or group, it is a process, but the ''name'' of this particular process '''is''' a ''proper noun''!  --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 10:23, 18 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Encyclopedants]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Nikos of Ant</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll:Qane&amp;diff=27322</id>
		<title>Ghyll:Qane</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll:Qane&amp;diff=27322"/>
		<updated>2005-09-16T19:25:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Qane''' is the proprietor of the '''Cirq l' Tytns'''; a hodgepodge of feral clowns, [[Altoxian Bulb|altoxian bulb]] eaters, and a quintet of orphaned urchins.  He stands tall and lean, an imposing and sometimes frightening figure, dressed in the traditional green &amp;amp; violet of the vaude performance tradition (with a dash of [[Tertiary colors|tertiary colors]]). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The circuit of the Cirq encompasses the meandering route of the [[Qestarius River]].  In fact, few ''outside'' of this river-region even know of the Cirq's existence.  The region, known for its dismal drainage and eerie amphibians, is also home to no towns... none, nula, nishta, nada.  The residents who have chosen to nest therein live in villages, hamlets, and hideouts; examples include Hvar (population 31), Krag (pop. 29), Mulch (pop. 24), and Uothe (pop. 17).  The river-region does lead to the [[Dagger Seas|Marty]] yet the coast is its own place, and folk from [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] have never had the entertainers come near.  Though the main flow of the Qestarius leads to their river and sea ports, Qane prefers to have his troupe take the inland flow which leads eventually into the Wentzel Fen.  Many ask why any entertainer would choose such a poor spectrum of civility to peddle their goods, once one gets to know Qane, however, all such questions vanish.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Cirq appeared in 1 [[EC]] during the wet summer nights common to the river-region.  Even as farmer Magot was putting up the toll gate over Hare'son Ford near to the village of Uothe he saw (so he said later) a &amp;quot;piercing light in the glooming mist.&amp;quot;  Even as if condensing from out of the rain-laden air there appeared a pachyderm train of four large covered carriages.  Without so much as a [[Howdoyoudo|howdoyoudo]] the train master dropped an appropriate number of quezloos into the toll bucket and the whole train plodded along southwards.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Qane is owner &amp;amp; operator, he is also a man difficult to read and one who keeps his secrets to himself.  Full of smiles, he speaks eloquently of the Cirq and of the needs of the simple Ghyllite, his choice of words - sometimes odd - shows the man to be interested in the needful things of the people.  More than this, though, is impossible to discern.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==the Tytns==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The main attraction of the Cirq are the ''Tytns'' - the quintet from which the whole Cirq gets its name.  This quintet is made up of Bat-Boy, Miss Wonder, Lightning, the Submerger, and the Crossbow.  These five performers are each interesting and together fascinating, and the stories of their respective orphaning quite heart-tearing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As to their individual styles: ''Bat-Boy'' is an acrobat par excellence, his ability to seemingly fly from one post to another using the ropes is spectacular; ''Lightning'' is a speedster seemingly able to run faster than sea-hawks can fly and his &amp;quot;now-you-see-me-now-you-don’t&amp;quot; trick delights each and every audience; ''Miss Wonder'' is a young lady who can bend metal in her hands, can leap higher than most athletes, and is a whizzer with a lasso; ''the Submerger'' can hold his breath under water, under fefferberry juice, under spitfodder, indeed under any liquid imaginable for great periods of time, and his spitting is a mischievous delight for all grubling-boys to see; ''the Crossbow'' is a firecracker of a shot with, what else, a crossbow – his aim is faultless and his targets are usually the empty spaces around his running, jumping, and swinging fellow performers. The garish costumes of red, yellow, and various hews of green flash across the stage as the quintet perform fetes of acrobatic daring, death-defying dizziness, and the simply oddstanding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These performers tend to quietness but for Miss Wonder and the Crossbow.  These two regale the crowds with words of bravado and quips of humor and wit.  The Submerger, however, has never been heard to say a single word and rumor has it that he has no tongue (though whether he was born so or whether it was forcibly removed is a matter of heated debate).  As to their families, they have none – each being orphaned at an earlier time.  How they came to be in the Cirq is not known, but they definitely make quite a team.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==the Clowns==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A secondary attraction are the feral clowns.  Kept away from small children and indeed, not part of the main show, these strange and obscene characters are confined to mostly within a traveling-house of their own making, a house where &amp;quot;any brave enough to enter are given a tour of their inner self.&amp;quot; (from the brochure)    It has been said by some that it is larger within than without, but too one must not forget the potberrie juice that all drink before entering the place (ostensibly to calm the nerves says the clown wrangler).  What is inside few care to describe, and the Cirq is quite pleased to sustain this mystery.  The few who were willing to answer direct questions regarding their foray into the Clown House spoke of macabre images on the walls and of murmured whispering.  I have notated just a few of the &amp;quot;messages&amp;quot; seen and heard by various participants:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::never trust a word to Bruce, that one-armed rogue...&lt;br /&gt;
::the Black Flame shall ignite the world...&lt;br /&gt;
::the Rules must be obeyed&lt;br /&gt;
::Pthul is just beyond...&lt;br /&gt;
::the frogs rise when the Chud arrives...&lt;br /&gt;
::they're coming to get you, Barbara...&lt;br /&gt;
::My dear, Arcane, it’s quite Elemental...&lt;br /&gt;
::I am your father&lt;br /&gt;
::If I obey that wouldn’t make me much of a rebel would it?&lt;br /&gt;
::The Chud dance a waltz about you, take down all whom you love, you in misery remain&lt;br /&gt;
::Lumics are weird, I like weird things &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Qane refuses to speak about the Cirq’s history, after interviewing some of the elder [[Loremasters|loremasters]] of the river-region villages an interesting story emerges: it appears that the Cirq must have been formed long ago for it comes to the villages every seventy-two to seventy-five years, performs for about a year or so, and then disappears.  There have been at least three prior appearances with the last being in the early –70s [[EC]] when the Cirq consisted of wild ventriloquists, acrobatic pygmies, and a [[Grenfer|grenfed man]].  There was quite some controversy regarding that troupe, especially as the grenfs of the grenfed man covered not only his shell, but his whole body! and more, each play seemed to evoke a different tune and tale, which is quite impossible as any materialist can tell you.  Whether the loremasters are just this side of ''oldtimers disease'', whether they like to spice up the otherwise ordinary life of their tiny homesteads, or whether there is some truth to what may or may not have occurred some seventy years ago we shall never know for sure.  One last comment, however, is that all the loremasters are quite in agreement that the leader during the Cirq's last visit was a man named Qane.  When confronted with this, the fortyish-looking Qane leading the current troupe simply smiled in his top hat and pincertails and said: &amp;quot;Now, now, do I look that old?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Howdoyoudo]], [[Qestarius River]], [[Tertiary colors]]&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:19, 15 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Nikos of Ant</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll:Round_3_discussion&amp;diff=27705</id>
		<title>Ghyll:Round 3 discussion</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll:Round_3_discussion&amp;diff=27705"/>
		<updated>2005-09-16T19:19:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: my thoughts on possible rule changes&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
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This page is for discussing Round 3 of Ghyll, currently scheduled to begin January 2006.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Should there be a Round 3?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Are you interested? Would you play? What (rules, date, style, etc.) should change? What makes you unhappy with the current state of play? I've had every intent to keep the Ghyll Lexicon going as long as there are players (and perhaps longer) - in the absence of them, I'd probably move on to other (slower, less regular) products such as a Ghyll game deadtree book (&amp;quot;Poor Ghyllians Almanac&amp;quot; is the most popular choice at the moment, though that, honestly, is years away). Some folks have been debating privately whether to stop playing, and their dissatisfaction partly comes from the quality of phantoms being produced (and thus, needing to be written). What sort of phantoms and entries do you prefer to write? --[[User:Morbus Iff|Morbus Iff]] 09:08, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Between Rounds==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The following was hammered out during R1--&amp;gt;R2. They'd still apply.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Allow a rest period between rounds===&lt;br /&gt;
* Write up in-game &amp;quot;End of Year&amp;quot; reports.&lt;br /&gt;
* Finish up any discussions on this page.&lt;br /&gt;
* Take a break and collect your thoughts.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mad-edit anything that needs to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Allow scholars to revamp previous round's entries===&lt;br /&gt;
* Edit ANY entry for clarity and collection.&lt;br /&gt;
* No NEW facts, just revamped to include missing/clarified facts.&lt;br /&gt;
* No dibbing on edits; if necc. mad-edits are collaborative.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Proposed Rule Changes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===No restrictions on 3 entry citations===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A player should be able to cite three of any entries in one's citations, not necessarily two phantoms and one finished entry as is the case now. We'd still have to abide by the &amp;quot;don't cite yourself&amp;quot; restriction. --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 12:54, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
YEA: [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;NAY: [[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] (the existing rule forces us writers to reference the existing world and forces us to create something new)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Writing phantoms first is no longer required===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One should be able to write any entry under the particular turn letter, not necessarily filling in all the phantoms before creating new entries. (This partially coincides with the next rule as well, but ultimately strives to make the playing experience more enjoyable: there's no love in being forced to write an entry you've no interest in.) --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 12:54, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
YEA: [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]], [[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] (I am in complete agreement) &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;NAY: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===No entries solely about people, groups, or places===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ban creating entries, even of currently phantomed entries, that are either people, groups, or places. We have way too many of those types of entries already, and banning them would force people to be more creative. --[[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] 12:54, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
YEA: [[User:Sbp|Sean B. Palmer]] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;NAY: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] (if we don't write about People, Groups, and Places what do you have in mind?)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Encyclopedants]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Nikos of Ant</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll_talk:Qestarine_miasma&amp;diff=28796</id>
		<title>Ghyll talk:Qestarine miasma</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll_talk:Qestarine_miasma&amp;diff=28796"/>
		<updated>2005-09-16T05:21:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: a comment about the Glosfordshier Dam&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;hello!  I love the miasma idea, but I need to point out two &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot; from the [[Qestarius River]] entry, both of which I had to read THREE times before I understood what it said!  I had a problem with the dam, I thought it damned the river and so diverted it to the inland regions, but then I noticed that only the &amp;quot;river '''inhabitants'''&amp;quot; were blocked from entering the Marty, and NOT the RIVER itself, the river still flows into the sea, and that is why the first sentence of the Qestarius reads as it does: &amp;quot;The Qestarius River is well-known as '''the major tributary''' to Marty...&amp;quot;  I am not sure if&lt;br /&gt;
Discussion is supposed to occur before an entry is finished, but I figured if I missed the whole &amp;quot;dam blocks river creatures but not river water&amp;quot; thing then maybe you did too.  You should have seen my original [[Qane]] entry, at least the parts referring to the river, it included information about the dam that were totally useless once I realized what the dam did (and did not) do!  --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 01:21, 16 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Nikos of Ant</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll:Qane&amp;diff=27321</id>
		<title>Ghyll:Qane</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll:Qane&amp;diff=27321"/>
		<updated>2005-09-15T19:35:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Qane''' is the proprietor of the '''Cirq l' Tytns'''; a hodgepodge of feral clowns, [[Altoxian Bulb|altoxian bulb]] eaters, and a quintet of orphaned urchins.  He stands tall and lean, an imposing and sometimes frightening figure, dressed in the traditional green &amp;amp; violet of the vaude performance tradition (with a dash of [[Tertiary colors|tertiary colors]]). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The circuit of the Cirq encompasses the meandering route of the [[Qestarius River]].  In fact, few ''outside'' of this river-region even know of the Cirq's existence.  The region, known for its dismal drainage and eerie amphibians, is also home to no towns... none, nula, nishta, nada.  The residents who have chosen to nest therein live in villages, hamlets, and hideouts; examples include Hvar (population 31), Krag (pop. 29), Mulch (pop. 24), and Uothe (pop. 17).  The river-region does lead to the [[Dagger Seas|Marty]] yet the coast is its own place, and folk from [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] have never had the entertainers come near.  Though the main flow of the Qestarius leads to their river and sea ports, Qane prefers to have his troupe take the inland flow which leads eventually into the [[Wentzel Fen]].  Many ask why any entertainer would choose such a poor spectrum of civility to peddle their goods, once one gets to know Qane, however, all such questions vanish.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Cirq appeared in 1 [[EC]] during the wet summer nights common to the river-region.  Even as farmer Magot was putting up the toll gate over Hare'son Ford near to the village of Uothe he saw (so he said later) a &amp;quot;piercing light in the glooming mist.&amp;quot;  Even as if condensing from out of the rain-laden air there appeared a pachyderm train of four large covered carriages.  Without so much as a howdoyoudo the train master dropped an appropriate number of quezloos into the toll bucket and the whole train plodded along southwards.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Qane is owner &amp;amp; operator, he is also a man difficult to read and one who keeps his secrets to himself.  Full of smiles, he speaks eloquently of the Cirq and of the needs of the simple Ghyllite, his choice of words - sometimes odd - shows the man to be interested in the needful things of the people.  More than this, though, is impossible to discern.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==the Tytns==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The main attraction of the Cirq are the ''Tytns'' - the quintet from which the whole Cirq gets its name.  This quintet is made up of Bat-Boy, Miss Wonder, Lightning, the Submerger, and the Crossbow.  These five performers are each interesting and together fascinating, and the stories of their respective orphaning quite heart-tearing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As to their individual styles: ''Bat-Boy'' is an acrobat par excellence, his ability to seemingly fly from one post to another using the ropes is spectacular; ''Lightning'' is a speedster seemingly able to run faster than sea-hawks can fly and his &amp;quot;now-you-see-me-now-you-don’t&amp;quot; trick delights each and every audience; ''Miss Wonder'' is a young lady who can bend metal in her hands, can leap higher than most athletes, and is a whizzer with a lasso; ''the Submerger'' can hold his breath under water, under fefferberry juice, under spitfodder, indeed under any liquid imaginable for great periods of time, and his spitting is a mischievous delight for all grubling-boys to see; ''the Crossbow'' is a firecracker of a shot with, what else, a crossbow – his aim is faultless and his targets are usually the empty spaces around his running, jumping, and swinging fellow performers. The garish costumes of red, yellow, and various hews of green flash across the stage as the quintet perform fetes of acrobatic daring, death-defying dizziness, and the simply oddstanding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These performers tend to quietness but for Miss Wonder and the Crossbow.  These two regale the crowds with words of bravado and quips of humor and wit.  The Submerger, however, has never been heard to say a single word and rumor has it that he has no tongue (though whether he was born so or whether it was forcibly removed is a matter of heated debate).  As to their families, they have none – each being orphaned at an earlier time.  How they came to be in the Cirq is not known, but they definitely make quite a team.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==the Clowns==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A secondary attraction are the feral clowns.  Kept away from small children and indeed, not part of the main show, these strange and obscene characters are confined to mostly within a traveling-house of their own making, a house where &amp;quot;any brave enough to enter are given a tour of their inner self.&amp;quot; (from the brochure)    It has been said by some that it is larger within than without, but too one must not forget the potberrie juice that all drink before entering the place (ostensibly to calm the nerves says the clown wrangler).  What is inside few care to describe, and the Cirq is quite pleased to sustain this mystery.  The few who were willing to answer direct questions regarding their foray into the Clown House spoke of macabre images on the walls and of murmured whispering.  I have notated just a few of the &amp;quot;messages&amp;quot; seen and heard by various participants:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::the way of midnight is full of danger...&lt;br /&gt;
::never trust a word to Bruce, that one-armed rogue...&lt;br /&gt;
::the Black Flame shall ignite the world...&lt;br /&gt;
::the Rules must be obeyed&lt;br /&gt;
::Pthul is just beyond...&lt;br /&gt;
::the frogs rise when the Chud arrives...&lt;br /&gt;
::they're coming to get you, Barbara...&lt;br /&gt;
::My dear, Arcane, it’s quite Elemental...&lt;br /&gt;
::sheed y du fir Pthul ncht&lt;br /&gt;
::I am your father&lt;br /&gt;
::If I obey that wouldn’t make me much of a rebel would it?&lt;br /&gt;
::The Chud dance a waltz about you, take down all whom you love, you in misery remain&lt;br /&gt;
::Lumics are weird, I like weird things &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Qane refuses to speak about the Cirq’s history, after interviewing some of the elder [[Loremasters|loremasters]] of the river-region villages an interesting story emerges: it appears that the Cirq must have been formed long ago for it comes to the villages every seventy-two to seventy-five years, performs for about a year or so, and then disappears.  There have been at least three prior appearances with the last being in the early –70s [[EC]] when the Cirq consisted of wild ventriloquists, acrobatic pygmies, and a [[Grenfer|grenfed man]].  There was quite some controversy regarding that troupe, especially as the grenfs of the grenfed man covered not only his shell, but his whole body! and more, each play seemed to evoke a different tune and tale, which is quite impossible as any materialist can tell you.  Whether the loremasters are just this side of ''oldtimers disease'', whether they like to spice up the otherwise ordinary life of their tiny homesteads, or whether there is some truth to what may or may not have occurred some seventy years ago we shall never know for sure.  One last comment, however, is that all the loremasters are quite in agreement that the leader during the Cirq's last visit was a man named Qane.  When confronted with this, the fortyish-looking Qane leading the current troupe simply smiled in his top hat and pincertails and said: &amp;quot;Now, now, do I look that old?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Citations''': [[Qestarius River]], [[Tertiary colors]], [[Wentzel Fen]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:19, 15 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Nikos of Ant</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll:Qane&amp;diff=27320</id>
		<title>Ghyll:Qane</title>
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		<updated>2005-09-15T15:06:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Qane''' is the proprietor of the '''Cirq l' Tytns'''; a hodgepodge of feral clowns, [[Altoxian Bulb|altoxian bulb]] eaters, and a quintet of orphaned urchins.  He stands tall and lean, an imposing and sometimes frightening figure, dressed in the traditional green &amp;amp; violet of the vaude performance tradition (with a dash of [[Tertiary colors|tertiary colors]]). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The circuit of the Cirq encompasses the meandering route of the [[Qestarius River]].  In fact, few ''outside'' of this river-region even know of the Cirq's existence.  The region, known for its dismal drainage and eerie amphibians, is also home to no towns... none, nula, nishta, nada.  The residents who have chosen to nest therein live in villages, hamlets, and hideouts; examples include Hvar (population 31), Krag (pop. 29), Mulch (pop. 24), and Uothe (pop. 17).  Though many would ask why any entertainer would choose such a poor spectrum of civility to peddle their goods, once one gets to know Qane, all such questions vanish.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the river-region encompasses the [[Dagger Seas|Marty]], folk from [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] have never had the entertainers come near for though the main flow of the Qestarius leads to their river and sea ports, the Cirq never gets to within five leles of the bay for Qane prefers to have his troupe take the inland flow which leads eventually into the [[Wentzel Fen]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Cirq appeared in 1 [[EC]] during the wet summer nights common to the river-region.  Even as farmer Magot was putting up the toll gate over Hare'son Ford near to the village of Uothe he saw (so he said later) a &amp;quot;piercing light in the glooming mist.&amp;quot;  Even as if condensing from out of the rain-laden air there appeared a pachyderm train of four large covered carriages.  Without so much as a howdoyoudo the train master dropped an appropriate number of quezloos into the toll bucket and the whole train plodded along southwards.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Qane is owner &amp;amp; operator, he is also a man difficult to read and one who keeps his secrets to himself.  Full of smiles, he speaks eloquently of the Cirq and of the needs of the simple Ghyllite, his choice of words - sometimes odd - shows the man to be interested in the needful things of the people.  More than this, though, is impossible to discern.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==the Tytns==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The main attraction of the Cirq are the ''Tytns'' - the quintet from which the whole Cirq gets its name.  This quintet is made up of Bat-Boy, Miss Wonder, Lightning, the Submerger, and the Crossbow.  These five performers are each interesting and together fascinating, and the stories of their respective orphaning quite heart-tearing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As to their individual styles: ''Bat-Boy'' is an acrobat par excellence, his ability to seemingly fly from one post to another using the ropes is spectacular; ''Lightning'' is a speedster seemingly able to run faster than sea-hawks can fly and his &amp;quot;now-you-see-me-now-you-don’t&amp;quot; trick delights each and every audience; ''Miss Wonder'' is a young lady who can bend metal in her hands, can leap higher than most athletes, and is a whizzer with a lasso; ''the Submerger'' can hold his breath under water, under fefferberry juice, under spitfodder, indeed under any liquid imaginable for great periods of time, and his spitting is a mischievous delight for all grubling-boys to see; ''the Crossbow'' is a firecracker of a shot with, what else, a crossbow – his aim is faultless and his targets are usually the empty spaces around his running, jumping, and swinging fellow performers. The garish costumes of red, yellow, and various hews of green flash across the stage as the quintet perform fetes of acrobatic daring, death-defying dizziness, and the simply oddstanding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These performers tend to quietness but for Miss Wonder and the Crossbow.  These two regale the crowds with words of bravado and quips of humor and wit.  The Submerger, however, has never been heard to say a single word and rumor has it that he has no tongue (though whether he was born so or whether it was forcibly removed is a matter of heated debate).  As to their families, they have none – each being orphaned at an earlier time.  How they came to be in the Cirq is not known, but they definitely make quite a team.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==the Clowns==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A secondary attraction are the feral clowns.  Kept away from small children and indeed, not part of the main show, these strange and obscene characters are confined to mostly within a traveling-house of their own making, a house where &amp;quot;any brave enough to enter are given a tour of their inner self.&amp;quot; (from the brochure)    It has been said by some that it is larger within than without, but too one must not forget the potberrie juice that all drink before entering the place (ostensibly to calm the nerves says the clown wrangler).  What is inside few care to describe, and the Cirq is quite pleased to sustain this mystery.  The few who were willing to answer direct questions regarding their foray into the Clown House spoke of macabre images on the walls and of murmured whispering.  I have notated just a few of the &amp;quot;messages&amp;quot; seen and heard by various participants:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::the way of midnight is full of danger...&lt;br /&gt;
::never trust a word to Bruce, that one-armed rogue...&lt;br /&gt;
::the Black Flame shall ignite the world...&lt;br /&gt;
::the Rules must be obeyed&lt;br /&gt;
::Pthul is just beyond...&lt;br /&gt;
::the frogs rise when the Chud arrives...&lt;br /&gt;
::they're coming to get you, Barbara...&lt;br /&gt;
::My dear, Arcane, it’s quite Elemental...&lt;br /&gt;
::sheed y du fir Pthul ncht&lt;br /&gt;
::I am your father&lt;br /&gt;
::If I obey that wouldn’t make me much of a rebel would it?&lt;br /&gt;
::The Chud dance a waltz about you, take down all whom you love, you in misery remain&lt;br /&gt;
::Lumics are weird, I like weird things &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Qane refuses to speak about the Cirq’s history, after interviewing some of the elder [[Loremasters|loremasters]] of the river-region villages an interesting story emerges: it appears that the Cirq must have been formed long ago for it comes to the villages every seventy-two to seventy-five years, performs for about a year or so, and then disappears.  There have been at least three prior appearances with the last being in the early –70s [[EC]] when the Cirq consisted of wild ventriloquists, acrobatic pygmies, and a [[Grenfer|grenfed man]].  There was quite some controversy regarding that troupe, especially as the grenfs of the grenfed man covered not only his shell, but his whole body! and more, each play seemed to evoke a different tune and tale, which is quite impossible as any materialist can tell you.  Whether the loremasters are just this side of ''oldtimers disease'', whether they like to spice up the otherwise ordinary life of their tiny homesteads, or whether there is some truth to what may or may not have occurred some seventy years ago we shall never know for sure.  One last comment, however, is that all the loremasters are quite in agreement that the leader during the Cirq's last visit was a man named Qane.  When confronted with this, the fortyish-looking Qane leading the current troupe simply smiled in his top hat and pincertails and said: &amp;quot;Now, now, do I look that old?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Citations''': [[Qestarius River]], [[Tertiary colors]], [[Wentzel Fen]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:19, 15 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Nikos of Ant</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<updated>2005-09-15T04:19:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Qane''' is the proprietor of the '''Cirq l' Tytns'''; a hodgepodge of feral clowns, [[Altoxian Bulb|altoxian bulb]] eaters, and a quintet of orphaned urchins.  He stands tall and lean, an imposing and sometimes frightening figure, dressed in the traditional green &amp;amp; violet of the vaude performance tradition (with a dash of [[Tertiary colors|tertiary colors]]). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The circuit of the Cirq encompasses the meandering route of the [[Qestarius River]].  In fact, few ''outside'' of this river-region even know of the existence of the Cirq.  The region, known for its dismal drainage and eerie amphibians, is also home to no towns... none, nula, nishta, nada.  The residents who have chosen to nest therein live in villages, hamlets, and hideouts; examples include Hvar (population 31), Krag (pop. 29), Mulch (pop. 24), and Uothe (pop. 17).  Though many would ask why any entertainer would choose such a poor spectrum of civility to peddle their goods, once one gets to know Qane, all such questions vanish.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the river-region encompasses the [[Dagger Seas|Marty]], folk from [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] have never had the entertainers come near for though the main flow of the Qestarius leads to their river and sea ports, the Cirq never gets to within five leles of the bay for Qane prefers to have his troupe take the inland flow which leads eventually into the [[Wentzel Fen]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Cirq appeared in 1 [[EC]] during the wet summer nights common to the river-region.  Even as farmer Magot was putting up the toll gate over Lyzz Ford near to the village of Uothe he saw (so he said later) a &amp;quot;piercing light in the glooming mist.&amp;quot;  Even as if condensing from out of the rain-laden air there appeared a pachyderm train of four large covered carriages.  Without so much as a howdoyoudo the train master dropped an appropriate number of quezloos into the toll bucket and the whole train plodded along southwards.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==the Tytns==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The main attraction of the Cirq are the ''Tytns'' - the quintet from which the whole Cirq gets its name.  This quintet is made up of Bat-Boy, Miss Wonder, Lightning, the Submerger, and the Crossbow.  These five performers are each interesting and together fascinating, and the stories of their respective orphaning quite heart-tearing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As to their individual styles: ''Bat-Boy'' is an acrobat par excellence, his ability to seemingly fly from one post to another using the ropes is spectacular; ''Lightning'' is the fastest grubling many have ever seen in their whole lives, he seems to be able to run faster than sea-hawks can fly and his &amp;quot;now-you-see-me-now-you-don’t&amp;quot; trick delights each and every audience; ''Miss Wonder'' is a young lady who can bend metal in her hands, can leap higher than most athletes, and is a whizzer with a lasso; ''the Submerger'' can hold his breath under water, under fefferberry juice, under spitfodder, indeed under any liquid imaginable for great periods of time, and his spitting is a mischievous delight for all grubling-boys to see; ''the Crossbow'' is a firecracker of a shot with, what else, a crossbow – his aim is faultless and his targets are usually the empty spaces around his running, jumping, and swinging fellow performers. The garish costumes of red, yellow, and various hews of green flash across the stage as the quintet perform fetes of acrobatic daring, death-defying dizziness, and the simply oddstanding.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These performers tend to quietness but for Miss Wonder and the Crossbow.  These two regale the crowds with words of bravado and quips of humor and wit.  The Submerger, however, has never been heard to say a single word and rumor has it that he has no tongue (though whether he was born so or whether it was forcibly removed is a matter of heated debate).  As to their families, they have none – each being orphaned at an earlier time.  How they came to be in the Cirq is not known, but they definitely make quite a team.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==the Clowns==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A secondary attraction are the feral clowns.  Kept away from small children and indeed, not part of the main show, these strange and obscene characters are confined to mostly within a traveling-house of their own making, a house where &amp;quot;any brave enough to enter are given a tour of their inner self.&amp;quot; (from the brochure)    It has been said by some that it is larger within than without, but too one must not forget the potberrie juice that all drink before entering the place (ostensibly to calm the nerves says the clown wrangler).  What is inside few care to describe, and the Cirq is quite pleased to sustain this mystery.  The few who were willing to answer direct questions regarding their foray into the Clown House spoke of macabre images on the walls and of murmured whispering.  I have notated just a few of the &amp;quot;messages&amp;quot; seen and heard by various participants:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::the way of midnight is full of danger...&lt;br /&gt;
::never trust a word to Bruce, that one-armed rogue...&lt;br /&gt;
::the Black Flame shall ignite the world...&lt;br /&gt;
::the Rules must be obeyed&lt;br /&gt;
::Pthul is just beyond...&lt;br /&gt;
::the frogs rise when the Chud arrives...&lt;br /&gt;
::they're coming to get you, Barbara...&lt;br /&gt;
::My dear, Arcane, it’s quite Elemental...&lt;br /&gt;
::sheed y du fir Pthul ncht&lt;br /&gt;
::I am your father&lt;br /&gt;
::If I obey that wouldn’t make me much of a rebel would it?&lt;br /&gt;
::The Chud dance a waltz about you, take down all whom you love, you in misery remain&lt;br /&gt;
::Lumics are weird, I like weird things &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Qane refuses to speak about the Cirq’s history, after interviewing some of the elder loremasters of the river-region villages an interesting story emerges: it appears that the Cirq must have been formed long ago for it comes to the villages every seventy-two to seventy-five years, performs for about a year or so, and then disappears.  There have been at least three prior appearances with the last being in –71 [[EC]] or -73 [[EC]] when the Cirq consisted of wild ventriloquists, acrobatic pygmies, and a [[Grenfer|grenfed man]].  There was quite some controversy regarding that troupe, especially as the grenfs of the grenfed man covered not only his shell, but his whole body! and more, each play seemed to evoke a different tune and tale, which is quite impossible as any materialist can tell you.  Whether the loremasters are just this side of ''oldtimers disease'', whether they like to spice up the otherwise ordinary life of their tiny homesteads, or whether there is some truth to what may or may not have occurred some seventy years ago we shall never know for sure.  One last oddity, however, is that all the [[Loremasters|loremasters]] are quite in agreement that the leader during the Cirq's last visit was a man named Qane.  When confronted with this, the fortyish-looking Qane leading the current troupe simply smiled in his top hat and pincertails and said: &amp;quot;Now, now, do I look that old?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Citations''': [[Qestarius River]], [[Tertiary colors]], [[Wentzel Fen]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 00:19, 15 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Nikos of Ant</name></author>
		
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: more notes&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;dib'd   --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 16:30, 13 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...a lean Ghyllian, tall and gaunt, an almost firghtening visage what with his top hat and pincertails&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...proprietor of the '''Cirq l' Tytns'''; a hodgepodge of feral clowns, [[Altoxian Bulb|altoxian bulb]] eaters, and a quintet of orphaned urchins&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The circuit of the Cirq encompasses the route of the [[Qestarius River]].  In fact, few ''outside'' of this river region even know of the existence of the Cirq.  The region, known for its dismal drainage and eerie amphibians, is also home to no towns... none, nula, nishta, nada.  The residents who have chosen to nest therein live in villages, hamlets, and hideouts; examples include Hvar (population 31), Krag (pop. 29), Mulch (pop. 24), and Uothe (pop. 17).  Though many would ask why any entertainer would choose such a poor spectrum of civility to peddle their goods, once one gets to know Qane, all such questions vanish.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The main attraction of the Cirq is the ''Tytns'' - the quintet from which the whole Cirq gets its name.  This quintet is made up of Bat-Boy, Miss Wonder, Lightning, the Submerger, and the Crossbow.  These five performers are each interesting and together fascinating, and the stories of their respective orphaning quite heart-tearing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A secondary attraction, though not part of the main show (for obvious reasons), are the feral clowns.  Kept far from the children, these strange and obscene characters are kept mostly within a traveling-house of their own making.  It has been said by some that it is larger within than without, but too one must not forget the potberrie juice that all drink before entering the place (ostensibly to calm the nerves says the clown wrangler).  What is inside few care to describe, and the Cirq is quite pleased to sustain this mystery.  The few who were willing to answer direct questions regarding their foray into the Clown House spoke of macabre images on the walls within and of murmured whispering.  I have notated just a few of the &amp;quot;messages&amp;quot; seen and heard by various participants:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::the way of midnight is full of danger...&lt;br /&gt;
::never trust a word to Bruce, that one-armed rogue...&lt;br /&gt;
::the Black Flame shall ignite the world...&lt;br /&gt;
::Pthul is just beyond...&lt;br /&gt;
::the frogs rise when the Chud arrives...&lt;br /&gt;
::they're coming to get you, Barbara...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<updated>2005-09-13T20:30:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: notes&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;dib'd   --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 16:30, 13 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...a lean Ghyllian, tall and gaunt, an almost firghtening visage what with his top hat and pincertails&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...proprietor of the '''Cirq l' Tytns'''; a hodgepodge of feral clowns, axtolian bulb eaters, and a quintet of orphaned urchins&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...the few who were willing to answer direct questions regarding their foray into the Clown House spoke of macabre images on the walls within and of murmured whispering.  I have notated just a few of the &amp;quot;messages&amp;quot; seen and heard by various participants:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::the way of midnight is full of danger...&lt;br /&gt;
::never trust a word to Bruce, the one-armed rogue...&lt;br /&gt;
::the Black Flame shall ignite the world...&lt;br /&gt;
::Pthul is just beyond...&lt;br /&gt;
::the frogs rise when the Chud arrives...&lt;br /&gt;
::they're coming to get you, Barbara...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ponce''' (pronounced poansee) '''Gardening''' is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent &amp;quot;ponce.&amp;quot; Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The term &amp;quot;ponce&amp;quot; is a degenerative of the additive Poen and Sea. Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? in the same spot as the [[Dagger Seas]]. You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this below). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known among Ghylites as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this &amp;quot;knowledge&amp;quot; is one found mainly amongst the Ghylitoids of the larger towns and ''cities'' (which we all know hold but a fraction of the population of Ghyll and are quite the minority of settlements), the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich &amp;amp; famous). It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded. And it is common knowledge that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee''       --''dist Stiffle bee great''  --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great''  --''but th' wavens be angree''&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
::::::--local Shepenor song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -290 [[EC]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the ancient history of the Daggers is fraught with battle, commerce and surfing, its recent history is much less entertaining.  &amp;quot;Recent History&amp;quot; is said to begin in the decades which saw the mainland entwined in the huffing and puffing which led to the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] (reckoned to have been between -450 [[EC]] and -275 [[EC]] depending on which historian you ask).  During this time life along the coasts experienced a much-enjoyed sigh of relief in relation to what was happening in places such as [[Folktown]].&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
To know the history of Ponce Gardening one must know the history of the hamlets No, Gno, and Kno. Though the time of the settling of these tiny habitations is unknown, their placement ''is'' known (though not much cared about by most folks but for the residents themselves). These three villages lie some thirteen leles north of [[Shepenor]] (following the coastline) and sit midway along the tooth that bites into the Tertius and Segundus. Far from the northern side, the hamlets huddle on the southern edge of the tooth and dig deep into the watery silt of the Tertius. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These three hamlets are so close in distance from each other that long ago they came to be ruled by one and the same ruler: the Contessi l’Kyrch.  The first Contessi l’Kyrch was the woman named Quizzette and she not only united these three villages and created a unified defense against such threats as the ''Empire of the Guys who Set Out to Explore Exotic Places but generally just Kill and Enslave Everybody when They get There'', but she also unified the spiritual belief of all the inhabitants.  The Faith of the Contessi and consequently of the People is the Faith of Rithmatetics, and the Faith is led by the Contessi whose very title means &amp;quot;the one who counts.&amp;quot;  In uniting these three habitations a later Contessi came to call her domain Trighonomehntritaticianomen.  Over time this name which means something like &amp;quot;the three places with many good things to count&amp;quot; was shortened to simply Trighonomehntri.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was during the time of Contessi l’Kyrch Wangeline in roughly –331 [[EC]] (if the oral tradition of Trighonomehntri is to be trusted) that the people began collecting, counting, and sorting thingies from the sea.  Mind you, people here and people there had been doing this (more than likely) for eons, but what this leader accomplished was something far greater than creating a structured hobby – she formed a community event with numerological consequence!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Faith of Rithmatetics is based on numbers and on the practice of numbers.  They teach that insanity is based on numberlessness and that pinketites and perkofiles are a result of not being able to count beyond the number two.  Obviously with their own sanity at stake, the peoples of Trighonomehntri took to collecting thingies and sharing them and dividing them and (some) even stealing them!  This stealing caused a great moral confusion among the faithful until Contessi Omara explained the usefulness of &amp;quot;forced sharing&amp;quot; and the foolishness of &amp;quot;not protecting your most holy things.&amp;quot;  Over time this religious practice became known as Gardening the Poen Sea and this became corrupted into the Ponce Gardening we know today, but it did take time, as well as the jealousy of a township. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In –260 [[EC]] Thungerbarg saw the coming of the men from Iganefta.  Without going into the story of the creation of Iganefta-on-the-Sea we must say that by –247 [[EC]] Poen Sea Gardening was taking place there. We must also say that within 30 years the men and women who had learned to &amp;quot;garden the Poen Sea&amp;quot; from the Rithmateticites up north had ceased to use the name Poen as the name of the sea and had begun using the word Ponce as a perjorative.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;''Dager Martie ser Poen Sea; gathring tingees by th’ wavens ist such goot tresure.  Nort issen countettes of mind crazee; we justly see Poen nicht but Dager iyes – solo let us namen true title – Dager Sea: mit Martie aund Firstus, Sekondus, Tirdus''&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:::--Thungerbarg proclamation entitling the nearby Sea as the &amp;quot;Dagger&amp;quot;, circa -232 [[EC]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Today==&lt;br /&gt;
Ponce Gardening is all about gathering, gathering thingies, gathering thingies that come from out of the sea. Ponce Gardening is all about numbers, collections, additions, multiplications, subtractions and divisions, it is all about the rithmatic.  It all occurs along and within the Gulf and the Daggers which flow into it.  Because of the mechanaut-powered [[ironclads]] which prowl the waters looking for fish, minerals and crawlies most practitioners of Ponce Gardening travel to the out-of-the-way places along the coast.  Because of the difficulty of such ventures many ponce gardeners have created their own [[Sea fairs|sea fairs]], though none admit of cavorting with [[Darkships|darkshipmen]].  Though the ecology of the waters, once home to a multitude of sea spiders, sea cucumbers, and sea saws, has been collapsing for the last hundred years or so there still remain some gems of the sea.  It is the vocation of the Ponce Gardener to find these gems, to collect them, bring them home and make mathematical arrangments for all to enjoy.  Yes, the Ponce Gardener is yet one more cause to the degradation of the original ecosystem of the Daggers, but this here Scholar says: out with the old, in with the new! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Citations''': [[Dagger Seas]], [[ironclads]], [[Sea fairs]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 23:47, 8 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ponce''' (pronounced poansee) '''Gardening''' is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent &amp;quot;ponce.&amp;quot; Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The term &amp;quot;ponce&amp;quot; is a degenerative of the additive Poen and Sea. Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? in the same spot as the [[Dagger Seas]]. You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this below). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known among Ghylites as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this &amp;quot;knowledge&amp;quot; is one found mainly amongst the Ghylitoids of the larger towns and ''cities'' (which we all know hold but a fraction of the population of Ghyll and are quite the minority of settlements), the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich &amp;amp; famous). It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded. And it is common knowledge that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee''       --''dist Stiffle bee great''  --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great''  --''but th' wavens be angree''&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
:::::::--local song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -250 [[EC]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the ancient history of the Daggers is fraught with battle, commerce and surfing, its recent history is much less entertaining.  &amp;quot;Recent History&amp;quot; is said to begin in the decades which saw the mainland entwined in the huffing and puffing which led to the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] (reckoned to have been between -450 [[EC]] and -275 [[EC]] depending on which historian you ask).  During this time life along the coasts experienced a much-enjoyed sigh of relief in relation to what was happening in places such as [[Folktown]].&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
To know the history of Ponce Gardening one must know the history of the hamlets No, Gno, and Kno. Though the time of the settling of these tiny habitations is unknown, their placement ''is'' known (though not much cared about by most folks but for the residents themselves). These three villages lie some thirteen leles north of [[Shepenor]] (following the coastline) and sit midway along the tooth that bites into the Tertius and Segundus. Far from the northern side, the hamlets huddle on the southern edge of the tooth and dig deep into the watery silt of the Tertius. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These three hamlets are so close in distance from each other that long ago they came to be ruled by one and the same ruler: the Contessi l’Kyrch.  The first Contessi l’Kyrch was the woman named Quizzette and she not only united these three villages and created a unified defense against such threats as the ''Empire of the Guys who Set Out to Explore Exotic Places but generally just Kill and Enslave Everybody when They get There'', but she also unified the spiritual belief of all the inhabitants.  The Faith of the Contessi and consequently of the People is the Faith of Rithmatetics, and the Faith is led by the Contessi whose very title means &amp;quot;the one who counts.&amp;quot;  In uniting these three habitations a later Contessi came to call her domain Trighonomehntritaticianomen.  Over time this name which means something like &amp;quot;the three places with many good things to count&amp;quot; was shortened to simply Trighonomehntri.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was during the time of Contessi l’Kyrch Wangeline in roughly –331 [[EC]] (if the oral tradition of Trighonomehntri is to be trusted) that the people began collecting, counting, and sorting thingies from the sea.  Mind you, people here and people there had been doing this (more than likely) for eons, but what this leader accomplished was something far greater than creating a structured hobby – she formed a community event with numerological consequence!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Faith of Rithmatetics is based on numbers and on the practice of numbers.  They teach that insanity is based on numberlessness and that pinketites and perkofiles are a result of not being able to count beyond the number two.  Obviously with their own sanity at stake, the peoples of Trighonomehntri took to collecting thingies and sharing them and dividing them and (some) even stealing them!  This stealing caused a great moral confusion among the faithful until Contessi Omara explained the usefulness of &amp;quot;forced sharing&amp;quot; and the foolishness of &amp;quot;not protecting your most holy things.&amp;quot;  Over time this religious practice became known as Gardening the Poen Sea and this became corrupted into the Ponce Gardening we know today, but it did take time, as well as the jealousy of a township. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In –260 [[EC]] Thungerbarg saw the coming of the men from Iganefta.  Without going into the story of the creation of Iganefta-on-the-Sea we must say that by –247 [[EC]] Poen Sea Gardening was taking place there. We must also say that within 30 years the men and women who had learned to &amp;quot;garden the Poen Sea&amp;quot; from the Rithmatetics up north had ceased to use the name Poen as the name of the sea and had begun using the word Ponce as a perjorative.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;''Dager Martie ser Poen Sea; gathring tingees by th’ wavens ist such goot tresure.  Nort issen countettes of mind crazee; we justly see Poen nicht but Dager iyes – solo let us namen true title – Dager Sea: mit Martie aund Firstus, Sekondus, Tirdus''&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:::--Thungerbarg proclamation entitling the nearby Sea as the &amp;quot;Dagger&amp;quot;, circa -232 [[EC]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Today==&lt;br /&gt;
Ponce Gardening is all about gathering, gathering thingies, gathering thingies that come from out of the sea. Ponce Gardening is all about numbers, collections, additions, multiplications, subtractions and divisions, it is all about the rithmatic.  It all occurs along and within the Gulf and the Daggers which flow into it.  Because of the mechanaut-powered [[ironclads]] which prowl the waters looking for fish, minerals and crawlies most practitioners of Ponce Gardening travel to the out-of-the-way places along the coast.  Because of the difficulty of such ventures many ponce gardeners have created their own [[Sea fairs|sea fairs]], though none admit of cavorting with [[Darkships|darkshipmen]].  Though the ecology of the waters, once home to a multitude of sea spiders, sea cucumbers, and sea saws, has been collapsing for the last hundred years or so there still remain some gems of the sea.  It is the vocation of the Ponce Gardener to find these gems, to collect them, bring them home and make mathematical arrangments for all to enjoy.  Yes, the Ponce Gardener is yet one more cause to the degradation of the original ecosystem of the Daggers, but this here Scholar says: out with the old, in with the new! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Citations''': [[Dagger Seas]], [[ironclads]], [[Sea fairs]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 23:47, 8 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: more drafting&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;dibs   --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 15:03, 6 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ponce''' (pronounced poansee) '''Gardening''' is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent &amp;quot;ponce.&amp;quot; Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The term &amp;quot;ponce&amp;quot; is a degenerative of the additive Poen and Sea. Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? in the same spot as the [[Dagger Seas]]. You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this below). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known among Ghylites as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this &amp;quot;knowledge&amp;quot; is one found mainly amongst the Ghylitoids of the larger towns and ''cities'' (which we all know hold but a fraction of the population of Ghyll and are quite the minority of settlements), the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich &amp;amp; famous). It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded. And it is common knowledge that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee''       --''dist Stiffle bee great''  --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great''  --''but th' wavens be angree''&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
:::::::--local song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -250 [[EC]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the ancient history of the Daggers is fraught with battle, commerce and surfing, its recent history is much less interesting.  &amp;quot;Recent History&amp;quot; is said to begin in the decades which saw the mainland entwined in the huffing and puffing which led to the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] (reckoned to have been between -450 [[EC]] and -275 [[EC]] depending on which historian you ask).  During this time life along the coasts experienced a much-enjoyed sigh of relief in relation to what was happening in places such as [[Folktown]].&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
To know the history of Ponce Gardening one must know the history of the hamlets No, Gno, and Kno. Though the time of the settling of these tiny habitations is unknown, their placement is known (though not much cared about by most folks but for the residents themselves). These three villages lie some thirteen leles north of [[Shepenor]] (following the coastline) and sit midway along the tooth that bites into the Tertius and Segundus. Far from the northern side, the hamlets huddle on the southern edge of the tooth and dig deep into the watery silt of the Tertius. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These three hamlets are so close in distance from each other that long ago they came to be ruled by one and the same ruler: the Contessi l’Kyrch.  The first Contessi l’Kyrch was the woman named Quizzette and she not only united these three villages and created a unified defense against such threats as the Empire of the Guys who Set Out to Explore Exotic Places but generally just Kill and Enslave Everybody when They get There, but she also unified the spiritual belief of all the inhabitants.  The Faith of the Contessi and consequently of the People is the Faith of Rithmatetics, and the Faith is led by the Contessi whose very title means &amp;quot;the one who counts.&amp;quot;  In uniting these three habitations a later Contessi came to call her domain Trighonomehntritaticianomen.  Over time this name which means something like &amp;quot;the three places with many good things to count&amp;quot; was shortened to simply Trighonomehntri.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was during the time of Contessi l’Kyrch Wangeline in roughly –331 [[EC]] (if the oral tradition of Trighonomehntri is to be trusted) the that the people began collecting, counting, and sorting thingies from the sea.  Mind you, people here and people there had been doing this (more than likely) for eons, but what this leader accomplished was something far greater than creating a structured hobby – she formed a community event with numerological consequence!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Faith of Rithmatetics is based on numbers and on the practice of numbers.  They teach that insanity is based on numberlessness and that pinketites and perkofiles are a result of not being able to count beyond the number two.  Obviously with their own sanity at stake, the peoples of Trighonomehntri took to collecting thingies and sharing them and dividing them and (some) even stealing them!  This stealing caused a great moral confusion among the faithful until Contessi Omara explained the usefulness of &amp;quot;forced sharing&amp;quot; and the foolishness of &amp;quot;not protecting your most holy things.&amp;quot;  Over time this religious practice became known as Gardening the Poen Sea and this became corrupted into the Ponce Gardening we know today, but it did take time, as well as the jealousy of a township. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In –260 [[EC]] Thungerbarg saw the coming of the men from Iganefta.  Without going into the story of the creation of Iganefta-on-the-Sea we must say that by –247 [[EC]] Poen Sea Gardening was taking place there. We must also say that within 30 years the men and women who had learned to &amp;quot;garden the Poen Sea&amp;quot; from the Rithmatetics up north had ceased to use the name Poen as the name of the sea and had begun using the word Ponce as a perjorative.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;''Dager Martie ser Poen Sea; gathring tingees by th’ wavens ist such goot tresure.  Nort issen countettes of mind crazee; we justly see Poen nicht but Dager iyes – solo let us namen true title – Dager Sea: mit Martie aund Firstus, Sekondus, Tirdus''&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:::--Thungerbarg proclamation entitling the nearby Sea as the &amp;quot;Dagger&amp;quot;, circa -232 [[EC]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Today==&lt;br /&gt;
Ponce Gardening is all about gathering, gathering thingies, gathering thingies that come from out of the sea. Ponce Gardening is all about numbers, collections, additions, multiplications, subtractions and divisions, it is all about the rithmatic. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Great art is a balance of the aesthetic, the practical and the mind of the observer. Great food is much the same. Speedish Chefs seek to achieve the perfect confluence of the moment, the mind and the palate. Of course this often means that the Speedish Chef must be ready to strike at the precise moment to achieve the perfect dining experience. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Light, refined, learned and noble, harmonious and orderly, clear and logical, Speedish cooking is, in some strange manner, intimately linked to the genius of our greatest men.&amp;quot; --Windsor Creame&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The cook who can deploy food successfully will be found to possess the delicacy of perception, the accuracy of judgment, and the dexterity of hand which go to the formation of a great artist.&amp;quot; --Tim Timperton&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: more drafting&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;dibs   --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 15:03, 6 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
Ponce (pronounced ''poansee'') Gardening is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent &amp;quot;ponce.&amp;quot;  Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The term &amp;quot;ponce&amp;quot; is a degenerative of the additive ''Poen'' and ''Sea''.  Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? in the same spot as the [[Dagger Seas]].  You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this below).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known among Ghylites as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this &amp;quot;knowledge&amp;quot; is one found mainly amongst the Ghylites of the larger ''towns'' and ''cities'' (which we all know hold but a fraction of the population of Ghyll and are quite the minority of settlements), the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich &amp;amp; famous).  It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded.  And common knowledge to all is that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee''       --''dist Stiffle bee great''  --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great''  --''but th' wavens be angree''&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
:::::::--local song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -250 [[EC]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Though the ancient history of the Daggers is frought with battle, commerce and surfing, its recent history is much less exciting and is reckoned to have begun between -450 [[EC]] and -275 [[EC]] depending on which historian you ask.  But all agree that in the decades which saw the main-land entwined in the huffing and puffing which led to the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]], life along the coasts experienced a much different and much-liked sigh of relief.&lt;br /&gt;
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To know the history of Ponce Gardening one must know the history of the hamlets No, Gno, and Kno.  Though the settling of these tiny habitations is unknown, their placement ''is'' known (though not much cared about by most folks but for the residents themselves).  These three villages lie some thirteen leles north of Shepenor (following the coastline) and sit midway along the tooth that bites into the Tertius and Segundus.  Far from the northern side, the hamlets huddle on the southern edge of the tooth and dig deep into the watery silt of the Tertius.  &lt;br /&gt;
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==Today==&lt;br /&gt;
Ponce Gardening is all about gathering, gathering thingies, gathering thingies that come from out of the sea.  Ponce Gardening is all about numbers, collections, additions, multiplications, subtractions and divisions, it is all about the rithmatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Great art is a balance of the aesthetic, the practical and the mind of the observer. Great food is much the same. Speedish Chefs seek to achieve the perfect confluence of the moment, the mind and the palate. Of course this often means that the Speedish Chef must be ready to strike at the precise moment to achieve the perfect dining experience. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Light, refined, learned and noble, harmonious and orderly, clear and logical, Speedish cooking is, in some strange manner, intimately linked to the genius of our greatest men.&amp;quot; --Windsor Creame&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The cook who can deploy food successfully will be found to possess the delicacy of perception, the accuracy of judgment, and the dexterity of hand which go to the formation of a great artist.&amp;quot; --Tim Timperton&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: drafting&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;dibs   --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 15:03, 6 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
Ponce (pronounced ''poansee'') Gardening is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening nor does it revolve around the nonexistent &amp;quot;ponce.&amp;quot;  Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The term &amp;quot;ponce&amp;quot; is a degenerative of the additive ''Poen'' and ''Sea''.  Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? in the same spot as the Dagger Seas.  You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this below).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known among Ghylites as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this &amp;quot;knowledge&amp;quot; is one found mainly amongst the Ghylites of the larger ''towns'' and ''cities'' (which we all know hold but a fraction of the population of Ghyll and are quite the minority of settlements), the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake (or the rich &amp;amp; famous).  It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded.  And common knowledge to all is that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee''       --''dist Stiffle bee great''  --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great''  --''but th' wavens be angree''&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
:::::::--local song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -250 [[EC]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Today==&lt;br /&gt;
Ponce Gardening is all about gathering, gathering thingies, gathering thingies that come from out of the sea.  Ponce Gardening is all about numbers, collections, additions, multiplications, subtractions and divisions, it is all about the rithmatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Great art is a balance of the aesthetic, the practical and the mind of the observer. Great food is much the same. Speedish Chefs seek to achieve the perfect confluence of the moment, the mind and the palate. Of course this often means that the Speedish Chef must be ready to strike at the precise moment to achieve the perfect dining experience. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Light, refined, learned and noble, harmonious and orderly, clear and logical, Speedish cooking is, in some strange manner, intimately linked to the genius of our greatest men.&amp;quot; --Windsor Creame&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The cook who can deploy food successfully will be found to possess the delicacy of perception, the accuracy of judgment, and the dexterity of hand which go to the formation of a great artist.&amp;quot; --Tim Timperton&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;dibs   --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 15:03, 6 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
Ponce (pronounced ''pone see'') Gardening is a rather obtuse hobby as it is neither a true form of gardening, nor does it revolve around the supposed &amp;quot;ponce.&amp;quot;  Rather, Ponce Gardening is an activity of gathering thingies from the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The term &amp;quot;ponce&amp;quot; is a degenerative of the additive ''Poen'' and ''Sea''.  Where is the Poen Sea, you ask? in the same spot as the Dagger Seas, I answer.  You see, the Poen is another name of the Dagger, one used almost exclusively by the peoples of Trighonomehntri (more on this later).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Ponce Gardening is most commonly known among Ghylites as a study of [[Speedish Chefs|Speedish Chefery]], this &amp;quot;knowledge&amp;quot; is one found mainly amongst the Ghylites of the larger ''towns'' and ''cities'' (which we all know is but a fraction of the population of Ghyll and quite the minority), the folk of the numerous townships, hamlets, villages, and weinerschnitzles either have never heard of Ponce Gardening or think of it as something of which dirt farmers partake or the rich &amp;amp; famous (either idea being ridiculously naive).  It is the people of [[Iganefta]] and [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]] who have the most knowledge and practice of it, indeed, in these two urbanesque areas the fame of the Iganefta Speedish Institute is most highly regarded.  And common knowledge to all is that the arte of Speedish Chefery is conveyed through years of rigorous study and practice involving such things as ''Archaic Languages'', ''Half-Remembered Tables'', ''Oft-Forgotten Measures'' and, of course, ''Ponce Gardening''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;''Oh Poen Mar, mi Poen Sea,'' --''vhere nicht your lone tee''       --''dist Stiffle bee great''  --''but th' wavens be mightee''  --''th' wallens vere great''  --''but th' wavens be angree''&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
--local song about a tidal wave off the Poen Sea, circa -250 [[EC]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Great art is a balance of the aesthetic, the practical and the mind of the observer. Great food is much the same. Speedish Chefs seek to achieve the perfect confluence of the moment, the mind and the palate. Of course this often means that the Speedish Chef must be ready to strike at the precise moment to achieve the perfect dining experience. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Non-chefs think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, so is Bindlet Ball.&amp;quot; --Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway&lt;br /&gt;
The talent it takes to achieve the absolute perfect time, place and diners is epitomized in the recipe for Bofu which can change even during the preparation of the dish should someone take a bathroom break between the time the dish is begun and completed. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The alimentary canal is thirty-two feet long. You control only the first nanit of it. Control it well.&amp;quot; --Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen&lt;br /&gt;
While chefery of the non-Speedish variety is plentiful, one has to ask if sating hunger is really worth dining at The Cadaver or whether it is really more preferable to enjoy one's meal. Time can be a factor. It is difficult to plan around a meal that can take hours to allow for the precise alignment of Pinky and Perky, or it could just as likely be a seemingly rushed affair with whirlwind courses that leaves you feeling a-tingle with the experience. So what are the defining factors that divides Speedish cooking from other types of food preparation? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[edit]Environment&lt;br /&gt;
Awareness of the environment is a factor; Speedish Chefs take as much pride in their serving tableau as they do in their personal appearance. Speedish Chefs pay great attention to the personal appearance of the diners as well. The incident at the Author Laureate awards of -7 EC comes to mind, where the evening's Chef stormed out because one of the honorees was wearing a yellow dress and he had not prepared for yellow. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Light, refined, learned and noble, harmonious and orderly, clear and logical, Speedish cooking is, in some strange manner, intimately linked to the genius of our greatest men.&amp;quot; --Windsor Creame&lt;br /&gt;
[edit]Timing&lt;br /&gt;
The meal must be served at the precise moment of optimal enjoyment. Some Chefs have been known to begin prodding their patrons to &amp;quot;eat more - talk less&amp;quot; during a meal lest they miss the subtleties of the consumption. After numerous instances of assault where a Chef had been accused of literally force-feeding a diner, most dining establishments require a signed waiver before serving. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Intellectual men who consume whatever nourishment is necessary for their bodies with a kind of disdain, may be very rational and have a noble intelligence, but they are not men of taste.&amp;quot; --King Harandraff the Great&lt;br /&gt;
[edit]Ingredients&lt;br /&gt;
Only the perfect ingredient for a particular preparation will do for a true Speedish Chef. In some instances, an ingredient that might seem unsuitable for consumption could well be the exact item the Speedish Chef is looking for. There is a recipe in the book Speedish Cooking for Singles that features Umlaut Tea leaves that have steeped in a 50-50 brandy and water mix for no less than 6 minutes and then dried in the sun for 4 hours and 22 minutes precisely. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I had an excellent repast -- the best repast possible -- which consisted simply of boiled eggs and bread and butter. It was the quality of these simple ingredients that made the occasion memorable. The eggs were so good that I am ashamed to say how many of them I consumed... It might seem that an egg which has succeeded in being fresh has done all that can be reasonably expected of it.&amp;quot; --Doc Rockett&lt;br /&gt;
[edit]'''Training&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The duty of a good Cusinier is to transmit to the next generation everything he has learned and experienced.&amp;quot; --Mork Waterson'''[edit]Practice&lt;br /&gt;
The finest Chefs in the land participate in their own Calends Gala called &amp;quot;The Irony Chef&amp;quot;. The competitors are challenged by the reigning Irony Chef to devise a meal that perfectly exemplifies a theme challenge set forth at the start of the competition. The first Chef to satisfy the challenge is declared the Irony Chef for the following year. It may be for this reason that the term &amp;quot;Speedish&amp;quot; is applied to this type of meal preparation. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The cook who can deploy food successfully will be found to possess the delicacy of perception, the accuracy of judgment, and the dexterity of hand which go to the formation of a great artist.&amp;quot; --Tim Timperton&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;dibs   --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 15:03, 6 Sep 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Great art is a balance of the aesthetic, the practical and the mind of the observer. Great food is much the same. Speedish Chefs seek to achieve the perfect confluence of the moment, the mind and the palate. Of course this often means that the Speedish Chef must be ready to strike at the precise moment to achieve the perfect dining experience. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Non-chefs think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, so is Bindlet Ball.&amp;quot; --Wilhelmina Corinne Bardway&lt;br /&gt;
The talent it takes to achieve the absolute perfect time, place and diners is epitomized in the recipe for Bofu which can change even during the preparation of the dish should someone take a bathroom break between the time the dish is begun and completed. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The alimentary canal is thirty-two feet long. You control only the first nanit of it. Control it well.&amp;quot; --Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen&lt;br /&gt;
While chefery of the non-Speedish variety is plentiful, one has to ask if sating hunger is really worth dining at The Cadaver or whether it is really more preferable to enjoy one's meal. Time can be a factor. It is difficult to plan around a meal that can take hours to allow for the precise alignment of Pinky and Perky, or it could just as likely be a seemingly rushed affair with whirlwind courses that leaves you feeling a-tingle with the experience. So what are the defining factors that divides Speedish cooking from other types of food preparation? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[edit]Environment&lt;br /&gt;
Awareness of the environment is a factor; Speedish Chefs take as much pride in their serving tableau as they do in their personal appearance. Speedish Chefs pay great attention to the personal appearance of the diners as well. The incident at the Author Laureate awards of -7 EC comes to mind, where the evening's Chef stormed out because one of the honorees was wearing a yellow dress and he had not prepared for yellow. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Light, refined, learned and noble, harmonious and orderly, clear and logical, Speedish cooking is, in some strange manner, intimately linked to the genius of our greatest men.&amp;quot; --Windsor Creame&lt;br /&gt;
[edit]Timing&lt;br /&gt;
The meal must be served at the precise moment of optimal enjoyment. Some Chefs have been known to begin prodding their patrons to &amp;quot;eat more - talk less&amp;quot; during a meal lest they miss the subtleties of the consumption. After numerous instances of assault where a Chef had been accused of literally force-feeding a diner, most dining establishments require a signed waiver before serving. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Intellectual men who consume whatever nourishment is necessary for their bodies with a kind of disdain, may be very rational and have a noble intelligence, but they are not men of taste.&amp;quot; --King Harandraff the Great&lt;br /&gt;
[edit]Ingredients&lt;br /&gt;
Only the perfect ingredient for a particular preparation will do for a true Speedish Chef. In some instances, an ingredient that might seem unsuitable for consumption could well be the exact item the Speedish Chef is looking for. There is a recipe in the book Speedish Cooking for Singles that features Umlaut Tea leaves that have steeped in a 50-50 brandy and water mix for no less than 6 minutes and then dried in the sun for 4 hours and 22 minutes precisely. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I had an excellent repast -- the best repast possible -- which consisted simply of boiled eggs and bread and butter. It was the quality of these simple ingredients that made the occasion memorable. The eggs were so good that I am ashamed to say how many of them I consumed... It might seem that an egg which has succeeded in being fresh has done all that can be reasonably expected of it.&amp;quot; --Doc Rockett&lt;br /&gt;
[edit]'''Training&lt;br /&gt;
'''It takes many years to learn the art of being a Speedish Chef. The lessons cover multiple disciplines including Theoalchemy, Ponce Gardening, and Archaic Languages. For this reason, many Chefs are employed at the Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge as both fact finders and cafeteria workers. There is only one universally recognized school of Speedish Cuisine: The Iganefta Speedish Institute.''' &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The duty of a good Cusinier is to transmit to the next generation everything he has learned and experienced.&amp;quot; --Mork Waterson'''[edit]Practice&lt;br /&gt;
The finest Chefs in the land participate in their own Calends Gala called &amp;quot;The Irony Chef&amp;quot;. The competitors are challenged by the reigning Irony Chef to devise a meal that perfectly exemplifies a theme challenge set forth at the start of the competition. The first Chef to satisfy the challenge is declared the Irony Chef for the following year. It may be for this reason that the term &amp;quot;Speedish&amp;quot; is applied to this type of meal preparation. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The cook who can deploy food successfully will be found to possess the delicacy of perception, the accuracy of judgment, and the dexterity of hand which go to the formation of a great artist.&amp;quot; --Tim Timperton&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Ghyll:Conflict That Is Not Happening</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: scholarly comment&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;If everything that has been written about the '''Conflict That Is Not Happening''' is true, it is certainly the oldest, most complex, and most difficult-to-understand social institution in the whole of Ghyll history, or prehistory for that matter.  Indeed, some scholars have traced it as far back as the ancient [[Battle of Barnum Stones]], though others hold that extending the Conflict before about -250 {{EC}} is illegitimate, or at any rate of doubtful validity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The name usually given to the Conflict, when it is referred to at all, clearly represents a transparent attempt to deny its continued existence.  As [[Rancticirchiretic]] famously said, &amp;quot;It is far more comfortable for the chattering classes of Ghyll to suppose that [the Conflict] is a mere matter of legend, or at most of dead-and-gone history.&amp;quot;  The [[Tarkherk Corps]], however, is an all-too-visible, indeed notorious, institution, which has clearly been a major participant in the Conflict, albeit perhaps on both sides.  Indeed, the whole notion of &amp;quot;sides&amp;quot; is not particularly perspicuous, given the ever-shifting alliances and counter-alliances.  So the notion that the Conflict does not exist, or no longer exists, can be confidently rejected.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Manifestations==&lt;br /&gt;
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For the last fifty years, the most visible manifestation of the Conflict is probably the trade war (which occasionally involves weapons) between the [[Iganefta|Iganeftan]] producers of [[Altoxian Bulb]]s, and the northern [[Evesque Valley]] manufacturers of [[Andelphracian Lights]], conducted on [[Berell|Berellian]] and neo-Berellian principles.&lt;br /&gt;
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From -97 to -94 {{EC}} a cadet branch of the [[Carsokian]]s fought a lengthy war of mines and countermines with the [[Endlessly Rising Staircase Movement]] over the ''droit d'exploitation'' of the [[Pziqq trees]] that grow in the upper slopes of the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]].  As often happens during the more violent phases of the Conflict, the ending was inconclusive, as [[Pziqq trees]] have deep taproots and can no longer grow in the disturbed soil.  The ecology of the area is expected to recover by approximately +100 {{EC}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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Before that, the [[Extraordinarily Bloodless Revolution]], since brought to a not entirely successful conclusion, was the best-known aspect of the Conflict. This included a battle for the [[Palace of Lost Souls]], which out of respect for the famous fresco by [[Alarius]] was fought entirely with fungo bats, sock puppets, and poison gas.&lt;br /&gt;
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Scholars disagree about whether the [[Raking]] can properly be considered part of the Conflict.  However, there is no question that some of its consequences deeply affected later participants in the Conflict, to the point where it must certainly be accounted a secondary cause of the Conflict's later phases.&lt;br /&gt;
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For further information, students of the Conflict should consider consulting the [[Odlucian Library]], including particularly the archives of the [[Unquisition]], and also back issues of [[Quester and Phorrus]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Aelfants and the Conflict==&lt;br /&gt;
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In the year -37 {{EC}}, a short, sharp battle was held on the [[Plain of Brahang]] between two mercenary squadrons allegedly employed by [[Bysted Timperton]] and [[Baron Claude Lloyd Albert Smallwood|Baron Smallwood]] over the possession of a precious [[Aelfants|Aelfant]] coprolith, or petrified dung-ball.  During a hand-to-hand struggle between the opposing merc captains, the coprolith unfortunately fractured, making possession of it moot.  The battle was abandoned in mutual disgust; lawsuits over the contingency fees are still pending in the courts of [[Folktown]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Amphitheatre Aristocracy and the Conflict==&lt;br /&gt;
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Very few members of the [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]] are themselves involved as combatants in the conflict, with such well-known exceptions as [[Bobby Shwarmph]].  (I entirely discredit the claim that it is his brother [[User:Tehwalrus|Edward]] rather than he himself who is a (former?) member of the infamous [[Tarkherk Corps|Corps]].)  However, the group has a well-established practice of speculating financially on the ongoing [[Altoxian Bulb|Altoxian]]/[[Andelphracian Lights|Andelphracian]] trade war, which makes them at least peripheral participants in the Conflict's current phase.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arariax and the Conflict==&lt;br /&gt;
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There is a more or less permanent legend or rumor that the poet [[Arariax]] met his end during a war of assassins, which was the form in which the Conflict was predominantly being manifested during his lifetime.  The legend does not tell, unfortunately, whether [[Arariax]] was himself an assassin or one of the assassinated; a prudent position, adopted by the scholar Gassalasca Jape among others, is that of believing both theories.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Anaximancers and the Conflict==&lt;br /&gt;
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Absolutely no credible evidence has come to light hitherto suggesting that [[anaximancer|anaximancers]] have ever been employed by either side.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bavarian Creame and the Conflict==&lt;br /&gt;
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''This section has been redacted in its entirety to avoid conflict with the libel laws. Note to scholars: the mere act of scattering a text with such terms as &amp;quot;alleged&amp;quot;, or of attributing opinions to others, does not constitute an affirmative defense against libel suits in the [[Folktown]] courts.  The [[Tarkherk Corps]] can defend itself, of course.''&lt;br /&gt;
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''Nor is there any need, by applying such unnecessarily loaded terms as &amp;quot;slut&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;dark-side [[whingelism|whingelist]]&amp;quot;, to drastically reduce the reputation this Encyclopedia will so justly acquire among the scholarly community of Ghyll.  Courtesy is never incompatible with truth.  All participating scholars are warned.  --The Copy Editor''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bute University and the Conflict==&lt;br /&gt;
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An earnest and bitter logomachy is underway at [[Bute University]] which can be seen as an extension of the Conflict, since it concerns the propriety of the possibility of the utilization of the last known surviving [[Avazian Box]] against any unduly successful combatant forces, should the Conflict lead to general military violence once again.  Although Bute is not itself in possession of the Box, this does not prevent the scholars there from taking sides, and quite vehemently too.&lt;br /&gt;
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The anti-Box forces are seen as implicitly favoring the stronger side since non-use of the Box would tend to favor the status quo, or to put it another way, the facts on the ground; by the same token, the pro-Box forces as implicitly favoring the weaker side.  Exactly which side is the stronger and which the weaker at the present time is itself unfortunately a matter of dispute at Bute.&lt;br /&gt;
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What the views of [[King Harandraff the Great]] (honored -- in the breach -- as the founder of Bute) would have been in this issue is not known.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Heh-blammo Balance and the Conflict==&lt;br /&gt;
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The more violent phases of the Conflict have been a major source of [[heh-blammo balance|heh-blammo imbalance]] during certain periods of Ghyll's history, essentially resulting from the excess of ''blammos'' over ''hehs'' that seems to be inevitable during periods of open warfare.  The [[Brothers of the Lantern]] are said to have worked very hard during these intervals to produce and distribute sufficient ''hehs'' throughout Ghyll to prevent universal chaos.  The Brothers themselves, as usual, neither confirm nor deny this story, and the scholar [[User:Qwentyth Pyre|Qwentyth Pyre]] is on record as not believing it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Nitenmangrey and the Conflict==&lt;br /&gt;
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The foolish notion of [[Rancticirchiretic]] that the Conflict began as a competition between rival claimants to the [[Paramount Queen]]ship of the [[Nitenmangrey]], based on their respective styles of [[aquentravalkeration]], has been universally -- and justly -- scorned.  The Conflict, whatever it is or is not, cannot be validly projected nine centuries into the past; that would reduce the distinction between history and mythology to a patent absurdity.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Theoalchemy and the Conflict==&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the best known but least understood features of the Conflict is that appeals to divine intervention have never been effective in determining either short-term or long-term outcomes.  Attempts to apply [[theoalchemy]] to either the study of the Conflict, or to the conflict itself, have been completely useless.  The Conflict remains a stubbornly secular affair.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations:'''  [[Bavarian Creame]], [[Oblibestircus]], [[Rancticirchiretic]].&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 23:10, 24 Sep 2004 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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As part of my current study, I add here that rumors abound that the &amp;quot;accidental&amp;quot; death of [[Oregano Amber]] in -31 [[EC]] was the result of a 9 year campaign by members of either the [[Altoxian Bulb|Altoxian Bulb contingent]] or the [[Andelphracian Lights|Andelphracian Light contingent]] of the trade wars; or at least that someone from the trade wars had kept an eye on him for said duration.  I have even heard that the &amp;quot;odd sounds&amp;quot; the poor man heard for months prior to his death was part of a plan to drive him mad. --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 19:45, 28 Aug 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.disobey.com/w/index.php?title=Ghyll:Articulary_Motion&amp;diff=22539</id>
		<title>Ghyll:Articulary Motion</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Articulary Motion''' is the name of the odd behavior wherein [[Pinky]] and [[Perky]] have been seen to swap places.  Once every 100 years, Pinky and Perky inexplicably reverse their positions in the sky for one night.  This was first observed and recorded in -201 [[EC]], again in -101 [[EC]], and then once more in -1 [[EC]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The particular night during which this happens remains a bit of a mystery, except that it has thus far been on Ulfsday. In the first instance, it was noted as Ulfsday the 15th of Gomin of the year -201 [[EC]]. In the third instance it was noted as Ulfsday the 8th of Jole of the year -1 [[EC]] by Ralph Neocronin. In both cases, the swap was only for about two hours. It is interesting to note that the lights of [[Pinky]] were all muted, to the point of almost being gone completely. There was still an occasional flash, such as from a lighthouse, but even then, they were noticably softer. Phylostarus noticed the first swap in -201 [[EC]] and made sure any further occurrences would be noticed and recorded. Naturally, these swaps play much havoc with [[Theoalchemy|theoalchemical]] processes and such things that rely on the positioning of the two moons.&lt;br /&gt;
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The phenomenon has been called many different names (many of which I cannot print here due to the multi-age nature of the possible readers), but the most common has been &amp;quot;collumnar reversal&amp;quot;. Articulary Motion is also believed to be the cause of [[Cornover Reflex Syndrome]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Citations''': [[Cornover Reflex Syndrome]],  [[Theoalchemy]], [[Perky]].&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:Undrhil|Trousle Undrhil]] 22:23, 20 May 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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is it not true that articulary motion is also the cause of transmutations within certain Ghyllites in which they actually morph into semi-mythical beasts such as the high-school-sweetheart-eating werechicken and the shiny-shoed, life-draining politician?  --[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 17:39, 28 Aug 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>User:Nikos of Ant</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Nikos of Ant: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Nikos of Ant, Ghyll Scholar==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Nikos of Ant''' is a scholar of great renown (even if only within his small circle of friends and colleagues).  He has had a life-long interest in the near ancient past (between -900 [[EC]] and -200 [[EC]]) and has actively pursued, purchased &amp;amp; produced items of great historical significance, just ask the folks who frequent ''Professor's Pub'' in Odlucia.  Born long ago he was early orphaned and given as ward to the great archaeologist How'Kartr of Pant (who himself had lived over a half-life by that time). Being raised by a man steeped in dirt and the things that come out of it, having led a life of grubbing (as the kids today say) and spelunking, and being in his own over-the-half-hill, suffice it so say that Nikos knows his stuff. Nowadays with his legs, back &amp;amp; arms not being what they used to be Nikos, prefers to use the services of students, wannabe-students, and the occasional mendicant-whore in the acquisition of new and rare items.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Wallinger Geneology Info==&lt;br /&gt;
Here is some piecemeal info regarding the Wallinger House&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Regg Wallinger''' is the father of '''Latvi Reginal Cronin Wallinger'''; Regg has a first cousin '''Elki Hue Vallinger''' (now Amber)&lt;br /&gt;
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Latvi Reginal Cronin Wallinger and '''Jelena Brandi Dossleham-Lenhork''' are the parents of Bavariana Aliya Wallinger&lt;br /&gt;
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Latvi Reginal has retained his two surnames of Cronin and of Wallinger.  The Wallinger House (&amp;quot;House&amp;quot; denoting the family's aristocratic dignity) has been around since at least the -400s.  We also know that the Wallinger side of the family is part of the '''Yall Tribe''', the ''core'' consisting of the '''Wallinger'''/'''Vallinger'''/'''Vallian'''/'''Yekhoto''' family bloodlines.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Jelena Brandi's maiden name is composed of her two surnames hyphenated - that of the Dossleham family and of the Lenhork family (though any linkage between this woman and the other known personages of those clans has not been made, and there may be no blood connection at all)&lt;br /&gt;
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We also know that Latvi Wallinger is the father of Bavarian Magdalene Wallinger (but there is neither reference nor inference that Jelena is her mother, though this is not negated in any manner either)&lt;br /&gt;
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These three women are sisters (presumably by, at least, the same father):&lt;br /&gt;
'''Bavarian Magdalene Wallinger''' (b. -69/04/12), '''Jack/Jacky Wallinger''' (''whether Jack and/or Jacky are nicknames or her legal name has not been addressed as far as I know''), and '''Bavariana Aliya Wallinger''' (b. -54/7/1)&lt;br /&gt;
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Bavarian has had numerous marriages.  Bavarian and '''Claude Smallwood''' resulted in two sons (still unnamed? but retaining Wallinger surname) and daughter '''Niala Wallinger'''.&lt;br /&gt;
Bavarian and '''Batholemew Sinch''' resulted in daughter '''Siam Sinch'''.&lt;br /&gt;
Bavarian and '''Windsor Creame''' resulted in no children &lt;br /&gt;
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Jack/Jacky Wallinger has married a man with the surname '''Juffers'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Bavariana is married to '''Kardiff Calvian'''; their children are: '''Kardiff Aeleks Calvian''' (son, b.-23), '''Latvi Bouk Calvian''' (son, b. -21), '''Brandi Soo Calvian''' and '''Nigala Jasna Calvian''' (twin daughters, b. -18)&lt;br /&gt;
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As to the youngest generation it is known that Siam Sinch has married '''Gabson Foyle/Foye'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Vallinger Geneology==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Elki Hue Vallinger''' married '''Bouk Amber'''.  They had eight children (7 girls and 1 boy), those named are elder daughter '''Aria''', son '''Oregano''' and youngest daughter '''Alia'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Elki has a first cousin '''Regg Wallinger'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Bouk has a grand nephew '''Bela Wallinger'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Aria married into the Humm family&lt;br /&gt;
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==Creame Geneology==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Windsor''' (b. -58) and '''Alessa''' Creame are brother and sister.  Very late in life Windsor Creame married Bavariana Wallinger.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Alessa married a member of the Mboya family and gave birth to at least one son, '''Daniel Mboya'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Smallwood Geneology==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Roger Ululator''' and '''Alice Bob Charlie David Edward Smallwood''' are the parents of '''Iain Underholm''' (son, b. -75) and '''Lane''' (daughter, b. -73).&lt;br /&gt;
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Lane has never married (unless it is undocumented) nor given birth to any child (as far as I know) and remains a recluse.&lt;br /&gt;
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Iain Underholm has a sister-in-law who gave birth to Iain's nephew Claude.  Iain &amp;amp; Lane have an unnamed older brother.&lt;br /&gt;
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Claude's mother is '''Aleksandra Mary Blackgold''' (descended from Mary Elizabeth Carsokian) &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Claude Lloyd Albert Smallwood''' (b. -62/7/11) married Bavarian Wallinger but later divorced.  Claude is a distant third cousin of Sylvia Beth Panderlock &lt;br /&gt;
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==Foye or Foyle Geneology==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Adelaide Clementine Chimmlefut''' is the second cousin, twice-removed, of Sylvia Beth Panderlock (a Carsokian); she is also the mother of Gabson Foye/Foyle.  Gabson married Siam Sinch.  This means that the mother/daughter combo of Bavarian Creame (Wallinger) and Siam Foyle (Sinch) have married into the Carsokian Clan, and that Bavarian's two sons and daughter Niala also have Carsokian blood flowing in their veins.&lt;br /&gt;
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there may be more info.... I am still checking&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 10:07, 28 Aug 2005 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Nikos of Ant, Ghyll Player==&lt;br /&gt;
''No information is currently known about this player.''&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Ghyll:Oregano Amber</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Oregano Amber''' was born on the ninth day of the ninth month in the year –99 [[EC]].  He is the son of Bouk Amber and Elki Hue Vallinger, he is the third of eight broodlings and the only boy.  Though part of the Yall Tribe whose core is made up of the [[Undivaggen|Wallinger/Vallinger/Vallian/Yekhoto family bloodlines]], he was not born into the more aristocratic Wallinger House.  His mother’s first cousin Regg Wallinger, however, did spend a good deal of time with the boy in his Molting years as Ser Amber had his eye on [[Undivaggen]] and Ser Wallinger had but one frail son (whom he did fear would not last past Second Molting – though this did not prove true).  Cousins Oregano and Latvi Reginal were raised almost side-by-side, at least during the extended second summer holiday.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oregano was born during (so say some) the &amp;quot;ugliest days&amp;quot; of the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]].  At age three he was witness to what has since become known as the [[Endlessly Rising Staircase Movement]] (though in –96 EC it was called the ''Carzcadet Battyles'').  One may wonder how a three year old grub born in [[Folktown]] could be witness to a destruction occurring in the [[Sarfelogian Mountains]], simple: ''his parents brought him there!''  Ser and Seri Amber were fotonaturalists and could not resist the temptation to bring their fotoaparat up into those hills and create a lasting historical record.  The expedition, however, was not all sugar and spice.  The dyvil within the fotoaparat was unwilling to paint unless fed with rutberries.  It took months for the family to trek down out of the mountains, gather enough of the plain-growing fruit, and then trek back up into the hills.  Also, once a goodly number of fotos were painted by the miniscule dyvil, this fourth cousin to the pyxie complained of swollen wrists and harsh working conditions.  Before the damnable imp could burst forth in complete and utter proletariate propaganda the Amber’s packed up shop and returned back to Folktown.  The fotoaparat is currently held by Ser Bela Wallinger (grand nephew to Bouk) while the dyvil has long since disappeared.  The paintings of the early days of the E.R.S.M. are held by Bouk’s daughters and/or their families. &lt;br /&gt;
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Oregano Amber is known as the Ghyl who originally defined [[Gentinality|gentinality]].  But this denotation was made only after a lifetime of rearing and living and businessing.  Whether Oregano was afraid of commitment (as some say) or addicted to it (as say others), this scholar cannot tell.  But it is known that Oregano was highly impacted by the women in his life.  His mother, Madame Elki Amber (nee Vallinger), was a woman proud of her heritage.  She spent her later years berating her cou-, er, ''explaining'' the value of Undivaggen to her cousin Wallingers, but it would take  a [[Undivaggen|later generation]] to actually act upon her ideas and ideals.  Oregano was made the man he came to be, too, by his sisters.  Most important to him, as written in his [[Memoir|memoir]], was his elder sister Aria.  Though many have called her a pushy, big-mouthed woman he wrote of her as his muse.  Aria Humm, may she rest in peace, made quite a name for herself when she joined the [[Lichtmin|lichtmin]] in –60 [[EC]] and jumped off Pylfrum’s Peak north of Marsh Gibbon in the early dawn to surf the waves of light on boards made of phloqk wood.  After having her wounds bandaged and her mandibles mended she spoke of &amp;quot;the jump&amp;quot; as a complete high, better than, well, you know.  Oregano wrote of this as a turning point in his own life as well. &lt;br /&gt;
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Light began to play a large part in his life.  Though formal study of light was (and is) controversial, he began observing it to a greater and greater degree.  He wrote his observations in numerous notebooks but kept them all to himself for fear of being branded a pervert.  Though these notebooks are still not in the public domain, the current holder – Oregano's youngest sister, Miss Alia Amber – has begun to reservedly describe their contents to the more reputable [[AuroAnthropology|aurahanthropologists]] as well as to a few select oronauts (those daredevils, strongmen, and halfwits who ride the heavier-than-air light in boats of phloqk and sails of hempspin).  Though most of his oro-fixation was secretive, he did also begin to have business dealings with the southern producers of [[Altoxian Bulb|Altoxian Bulbs]] and the northern manufacturers of [[Andelphracian Lights]].  This brought him once again, in –41 [[EC]], into the Conflict That Is Not Happening.  He was nearly killed by unknown assailants in –40 [[EC]] and from that unsavory experience retreated to [[Shepenor]] in –39 [[EC]].  Oregano used his wealth and influence in the rebuilding of the fishing town (destroyed to almost the last shack in –42 [[EC]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Oregano did not stay there long enough; rumor has it he complained of strange dreams and the sound of patting feet in all hours of the night.  Regardless, he moved in -31 [[EC]].  Only two months later he was dead.  It was a sad day during the rain-swollen winter of -31 [[EC]] that Oregano was found floating in a willow-shrouded creek, one of many zigzagging the [[Andelphracian River Valley]].  His death was deemed an &amp;quot;accident&amp;quot; by the authorities, but what part of ''accident'' could explain the presence of a blood-green chicken claw wrapped in chukan skin not even the local constable was able to address.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''citations''': [[Andelphracian River Valley]], [[Gentinality]], [[Lichtmin]]&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:Nikos of Ant|Nikos of Ant]] 01:29, 28 Aug 2005 (EDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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