A Transmetropolitan Too-Lah-Ka

Yeah, well, you've been saying THAT for weeks.... If you haven't read TRANSMETROPOLITAN from DC Comics, you should. Not only is it a good book, but action figures of Spider Jerusalem and his mutant 3-eyed cat are in the design stages.... "Dozens of experiments with trying to unjam and reset and reboot him were unable to restore him to healthy operation. TOO-LAH-KA was DEFINITELY A TERMINALLY ILL FURBY."