Where'd He Go?

Everyone knows that Windows NT 5.0 has been renamed to Windows 2000, and most people know that Microsoft does not own the name "Windows 2000". The big question is: how long until the guy who does own the name "mysteriously disappears"?... "Relax, I'm going to do a parachute jump" cries Thor Axel, as he plunges 86 floors from the top of the Empire State Building.