MacBook Pro 2GHz: 0wned

I just ordered a new MacBook Pro 2GHz laptop from Amazon.com. Same price as from Apple ($2499), but there's a $150 mail-in rebate. I also have a Chase/Amazon.com credit card, which means I get three reward points for each dollar: 7500 reward points. 2500 reward points are redeemable for a $25 gift certificate. Total cost of MacBook Pro 2GHz? $2349, with $75 worth of credit usable at Amazon.

Oh, and right, I'm quitting my job. More on that later. Hire me!