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In response to the whale penis discussion, I received the following email:

Dear Sir -

Today, while searching for "GIANT WHALE PENIS DILDOS" I came across your website. I would like to make a complaint.

Although I did find a very EROTIC photograph of a GIANT WHALE PENIS, I did not any dildos for sale. Quite plainly, this is false advertisement. I suppose you wish to lure people to this little "website" of yours by using common "keywords" in your "we"bsite". I do not like this, sir. Not one bit. If I wanted to read about this "coding" that you "do" (which is QUITE clearly made up) I assure you, I would search of "stuff that is made up by some guy". But no sir, I wanted a dildo. Is that so much to ask? I think not.

Good day,
Captain [name removed]

To put the matter to rest, Disobey has not yet been able to move into the market of whale dildos. We have investigated the options available to us, but have found that fierce competition has led to a rather un-business-like, and un-fair, environment. We remain diligent in our effort to launch our own unique approach to cetacean sex toys, and we hope, as do our fishy friends, that that day will come sooner than expected.