Is There A Doctor In The House?

Submitted by Morbus Iff on Wed, 2003-07-16 10:23

If anyone has had experience with anus/anal/rectum pain, email or IM me - I'd be interested in talking with you. I suspect I've an anal fissure, but this pain has lasted since Friday (as opposed to "hours"), so I'm not 100% convinced (or, in a word, relieved). Note: I've no health insurance, nor have I ever had a doctor or physician, so admonitions to go see one will be ignored. Suggestions to move to Canada will, however, be knowingly chuckled at.

And yes, I'm serious.

(Take that naysayers of "I shall no longer take chances on my blog" or "Waaah, I can't say personal things cos people will find out!" or "Ohhh nooOoOo, I put some info up on the web that I regret, and now... now... now, someone has archived it! How disrespectful!")