----- GHOST SITES #8  [October 19, 1997] 
----- by Steve Baldwin

                                       (steve_baldwin@hotmail.com)



Welcome to Ghost Sites of the Web - your personal barrel of bitrotten
relics from bygone days when the Web was still young, hungry, and
beautiful.

For this new (October 19th) issue, our skeleton crew of researchers
targets the years of 1993 and 1994 - the very earliest years of the
Web's history as a pop medium.

Back in '93-'94, most of the action on the Net occurred at shiny new
University servers, links were often called "live links", to emphasize
the fact that you could (wonder of wonders) click on them, and just
about every technology was "experimental", with WAIS and Gopher standing
tall, right beside all this newfangled HTTP stuff.

1993-'94 was also a ferile time for crudely bizarre "Hypermedia" sites,
pipe-dream business models, and sophomore-style whimsy. Within three
years, the party would come to a horrible end, leaving the Net hungover,
disillusioned, and haunted by dread. Within four years, the Sherman Tank
of Content, Community and Commerce would liquidate almost all signs of
intelligent life. But now I'm getting ahead of myself...

Do not dwell on sad endings, good friend - forget the dismal present,
and journey back to the heady days when the WWW was new, life had a
clear purpose, and Mosaic and Cello were King. Many Ghost Sites from
this innocent era remain, reminding us of the world we've lost forever.


*---- SO YOU WANT TO BE AN INTERNET HYPERMEDIA STAR? ----* 
--- ftp://ftp.cs.yale.edu/pub/WWW/HTML/YALE/CS/HyPlans/long-morrow/star.html

Who says there are no folk songs written about the Net? This dusty Web
ditty, credited to H. Morrow Long, was recently exhumed from a creaky
old Yale FTP server. It's a musical tribute to the techno-trappings of
yesterday's webmasters, and is sung to the tune of the Byrds' old
standard, "So You Want to Be a Rock & Roll Star."

Our favorite passage:

"So you want to be an Internet hypermedia star? Then 'click here' and
cut and paste what I say. Just get a fancy WWW browser Then scope out
CERN and NCSA's online docs And learn how to make HTML display..."

Now I'm fairly sure future generations will have some dim memory of
something called "Rock & Roll". But will people even five years from now
have any inkling of what this tune is about? I doubt it.

[5 GHOSTIES]  Site is Stuffed, Embalmed and Ready for Internet Museum


*---- THE JAMAICAN BOBSLEDDERS ----* 
http://www.mit.edu:8001/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/j/b/jbreiden/hockey/internet/top.html

Say what you will about MIT - they've still got one of the WWW's
greatest collection of mint condition digital effluvia. Just take a look
at this early student site celebrating what it claims is "the first ice
hockey team on the web". Everything about this site is appealingly
tenuous - its timid graphics, lukewarm layout, and even it's
self-deprecating greeting to those who've "stumbled across it" (remember
how in pre-"push" days we used to simply "stumble" across sites instead
of being dragged to them by soulless branded robots?).

This charming little Ghost Site has been so dormant for so long it even
seems to have escaped the wrath of trademark lawyers, who often smell
blood when movie titles like "Jamaican Bobsledders" are appropriated for
innocent and noncommercial purposes. (Maybe one of us should start a
"Mighty Ducks" Quake Clan and see how friendly Disney really can be).

[5 GHOSTIES]  Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum


*---- ENTERING THE WORLD WIDE WEB: A GUIDE TO CYBERSPACE ----* 
----- http://www.hcc.hawaii.edu/guide/www.guide.html#t3

Let your mind ease back to October of 1993 and imagine what the world
must have been like with only "100 hypertext Web servers in use
throughout the world." Study nostalgic pie charts demonstrating that on
the Web, "EDU's (not .COM domains) Rule". Repeat the "Cello-Lynx-Mosaic"
mantra a couple of times. Finger somebody from your X-Windows terminal
and see what happens.

When you're done, note that the document you're looking at was written
when the Cyberporn Scandal, the CDA, and the Great Content Crash of '97
weren't even glimmers in the eyes of their respective perpetrators.

Then have a good cry and get on with your life...

Related URLs: 
   http://www.hcc.hawaii.edu/guide/visitors.gif

[5 GHOSTIES]  Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum


*---- ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND ----* 
----- http://www.cs.indiana.edu/metastuff/wonder/wonderdir.html

Coming to a computer near you - it's HYPERMEDIA! Imagine, folks, reading
"Alice's Adventures" and being able to (drum roll) click from the Table
of Contents directly to Chapter 5, and then back again! Wait - THERE's
MORE - if you scroll to the bottom of Chapter 5, you can even JUMP
DIRECTLY TO CHAPTER 6 in a single click! WOW - this is even cooler than
NAPLPS!

Launched in the summer of 1993 as part of Project Gutenberg, this
groundbreaking hypertext adventure was as good as the Web got (for about
a day). Even though the basic HTML technology underlying Alice's
Adventures is now laughably crude - running across this thing is a real
turn on - kind of like finding one of Tim Leary's original lovebeads
under a long-lost bong.

Related URLs: 
   http://www.rhoads.com/~crhoads/shawn/turboard/index.html

[5 GHOSTIES]  Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum


*---- THE LAW OFFICES OF BRAD LEE AXELROD ----* 
----- http://home.earthlink.net/~bradaxelrod/

Take a good look at this plain-vanilla page, and step back into the
monochrome world of 1995, where, as Axelrod points out, KNOWLEDGE IS
POWER! This guy must have been first among the army of legal pilgrims to
arrive here and set up shingles - and to make sure his voice was heard
above the others, he pioneered the use of THE ALL-CAPS LITERARY FORM
combined with BLAZINGLY BRIGHT WHITE SPACE.

Axelrod's sparse page (which dates from 1995), also appears to have
presaged the widespread deployment of GIF production software and was
created with WEB Wizard Version 1.1. On the positive side, the page
loads like greased lightning!

[NO RATING]  (for fear of lawsuits)


*---- THE UNOFFICIAL PAUL SIMON WEB SITE ----* 
----- http://www.best.com/~rlai/Paul-Simon/Whats-New.html

This site isn't from 1993-94, but it deserves inclusion here, because
it's quite possible "the most average Ghost Site of all time". A
typically mild and "unofficial" fan page about a typically mild and
introspective musician, it also demonstrates a very interesting, and
very dangerous strain of Net Neurosis: the obsessive listing, detailing,
and exegesis of each and every update - no matter how insignificant -
which the webmaster has made to the site from the beginning of time.

Here's a typical example:

  6/4/96: Fixed a "type" in the lyrics for Somewhere They Can't Find Me,
  as suggested by Mike Lanspa. This is probably a good place to mention
  that I OCRed most of the lyrics for this site using OmniPage Pro 5 for
  Macintosh, the program which I support at Caere Corporation."

Here's another entry, from a few months later:

  11/10/96 - I fixed the lyrics for Thelma and added lyrics for The Side
  of A Hill. I should also note that as of a week ago, I am now working at
  a new job, so I'm no longer doing product support for OmniPage (but I
  still think it's a great product)."

Now I suppose if this site were of overwhelming social importance (if it housed, say, The Contract With America, or the untranslated Diary of
Anne Frank), we'd all be on the edge of our seats watching each tiny
tweak. But this is a Paul Simon web site - an UNOFFICAL web site. What's
the big deal?

I don't know how the Paul Simon webmaster does it, but somehow he
succeeds in making us feel as if we should care about all these minor
updates and tangentially related stuff - the OCR, his new job, the
lyrics to "Thelma". What madness is this?

I'll go to my grave believing that the world really isn't hanging in the
balance over minutia like this, and that what I'm really seeing is a new
and monstrous form of ego-centricity only found on the WWW. I'd write a
FAQ about this, but then I'd be indulging in another form of sickness
which is probably more harmful to us all in the long run.

[5 GHOSTIES]  Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum


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