.ili. Devil Shat Thirty Eight .ili. --------------------------------------- Another Man's Dictionary ......... by Morbus & IGNORE the HYPE This is Devil Shat Thirty Eight released on 10/22/98. Devil Shat is published by Disobey and is protected under all copyright laws. All of the issues are archived at the Disobey website: http://www.disobey.com/ Submissions, email, and news should be sent to morbus@disobey.com. Your comments are welcome. What do you want us to write about? Send an email and let us know. This issue was almost late. Ok, not really. ------------------------------------ .ili. Another Man's Dictionary .ili. ------------------------------------ by Morbus & IGNORE the HYPE It was a casual day where I was reading my mail, responding in kind, and deleting the spam, when I came across an email from my good friend IGNORE the HYPE from Canada. Here is what he said: "Taking the quote 'epitome of pointlessness' ... here is my custom.dic file from Word97 for publication..." I read it over, laughed a couple of times (dreamspank! dreamspank? what the hell is dreamspank?), and then realized that looking through someone's dictionary file is a major invasion of privacy. It's like looking through your neighbor's garbage and finding out that his wife ripped a pair of Victoria's Secret underwear while they were eating Domino's pizza and drinking Pepsi One. Either way, a custom dictionary file is rather private and rather revealing about who that person is. It is because Devil Shat has been described as the "epitome of pointlessness" that I bring you this shining example. I've learned more sifting through IGNORE the HYPE's dictionary file than I have in the year we've been emailing back and forth. And so, without further hesitation: add.htm admissio admoff agord ahaha ahahahaha ahahahha ahahhahah ahahhahahah ahhh andrewK annihilation_fountain@iname.com anyways appinfo.htm archive.gif ardor ascii assed asshole's attrib auth autobio aw A'twell A.I.D.S. 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