. . . : ;  C h i c o ' s   G r o o v e ; : . . .
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  . . . : ; ytriht - february 11 1999
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    . . . : ; http://www.disobey.com/



. . . : ; The "DAMN-I-GOTTA-PEE" Notice

Have you ever been in the middle of something, and then realized that
you have to pee rather badly? But you want to finish what you're doing
before you do? Yeah, I'm having that problem now. I don't think I can
hold it. Dammit. I hate movement.


. . . : ; The "AHHHHH..." Notice

Well, just took that pee now. Also found out that I had to clean out my
nose because I had a bunch of weird things in there. I clean my nose
like my dead dad... I don't blow - I just stick a tissue up there, turn
it around a couple of times, and then pull. And no, I don't know why I'm
telling you this. One day, I'll probably regret it.


. . . : ; ANNOUNCEMENTS and johnson's head in my bookbag...

NEW DEVIL SHAT (#FortySix): With tales of why Grizzly Adams is
considered crazy and different, interspersed with a new form of Survival
and a famous, bullish ball catcher, Devil Shat Forty Six brings a quick,
multi-faceted read this time around. Look, we even made a poem: "Michael
Jordan and Grizzly Adams were sitting in a tree. One talked to animals,
one was finally free. Find out why I rhyme with 5 minutes of your time."
Wow.

NEW NETSLAVES: We all know by now about K, our Fry Cook trying to make
the big times. What we don't realize is that this is based on real life
- and people might not like what is being said. Thus, the conclusion of
K and his Challenger tale ("thinly veiled"? hmmf!) becomes candy coated
in emerald love.

LOW BANDWIDTH IS HAPPY AGAIN: Low Bandwidth lost about 300 text issues
over the two weeks, but gained a much more streamlined approach for the
archives, as well as five new listings. We'll be attacking advertising
more fervently as well.

DEVIL SHAT LEVEL FOUR: Devil Shat moved into Level Four this issue, with
minor updates, lovely indexing for each of the articles in each issue,
as well as some other minor little changes that no one will ever know.
Ah twell. I feel better though. Next stop is Detergent (ugh!).

ZERO UPDATED (FINALLY!): It hasn't been updated for a while due to more
reasons than we care to explain - but we finally posted Zero's December
15th review of Mystikal's "Ghetto Fabulous" and Busta Rhymes "Extinction
Level Event". We DO plan on fulfilling all our weekly requirements that
we've missed, as well as all the new songs that you've been yearning
for. Stay tuned.

GHOST SITES MODIFIED: You might want to know that the Ghost Sites page
has had a minor change in its architecture - you'll want to go back
there and make sure you're bookmarks are all correct. Either way, you'll
get to the right place somehow - but it'll be a lot easier if you nip it
in the bud right now.

MINOR UPDATES: NetSlaves mentioned in the NY Post and NetSurfer Digest,
a new ad script which is much more robust appears on Low Bandwidth, and
should make the leap to Ghost Sites and NetSlaves soon, and I fixed my
signatures to coincide with the ideas presented in some RFC, although I
can't remember which number.


. . . : ; EVERYTHING else and in my bag, in my bag...

NEW MOVIES: The same deal was running at the video store I occasionally
pass: buy two movies, get the third for half off. Damn cheap at only
four bucks per movie. Thus, new additions to my collection include
ANGUISH (reviewed in Issue 14 of Viewer Discretion, available from Low
Bandwidth), THE STUFF, and BRAIN DAMAGE (which is basically about a big
parasitic penis). I've already got my eyes set on the next three I'm
grabbin'.

MORBUS SICK AS A BITCH: Morbus has been over and under the weather the
past couple of days with a horrible flu, and then sore throats, colds,
and otherwise unpleasant ... uh ... unpleasantries. But hell, his boss's
wife brought him in chicken soup, and that's just damn cool. I love my
job.

SLOWLY SLOWLY OPUS: Slowly but slowly, after an incredible setback in
the new section of the website, we're making a comeback. We have a
halfway decent design that can support all of the content we'll be
putting out, and a crapload of content already to plunk into it. Hell,
by the time this thing opens in late October, we'll be waaay ahead of
the pack.


. . . : ; BLAHBLAHS OF THE WEEK:    ( january 29th - february 11th )

[Snow-Again-of-the-Week]-= Snow Is Weak This Year
---Well, we've gotten snow about three more times since the last Groove, 
---and the sad state of affairs is that Mother Nature is looking pretty
---poor this year. She definitely needs to stop washing her hair - this
---is NOT a good ol' 2 feet of snow winter.

[MODs-Are-Few-and-Far-Between]-= Well, Good Ones That Is
---Because I'm really poor as of late because of Disobey, I've been 
---downloading MOD music files off the Internet like there is no 
---tomorrow. Because I can run them on my system without slowing it
---down like mp3's do, that's why (sheesh!). Anyways, only about 1
---in 50 is any good - I've heard some damn fine crap lately.

[Drink-of-the-Week]-= Holy Turd, It's NOT Soda!
---I've been buying and drinking large quantities of generic cranberry
---juice in various quantities of "xx% Fruit Juice!" I've been ill in 
---more ways than one. Whatever you do, don't try Dr. Thunder when you
---have a sore throat. It'll rip you a new one.


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