Ghyll:Whozits

Dibbeth upon this. --Brother Arfrus 21:37, 1 November 2005 (EST)

By the Rule of X

this is the first time I've dibbed a phantom of Morbus'; I was amazed to find out that I haven't done one before.

notes:

The Earthquake of Fluyr is not one of the most important events in Ghyll history. It is not the single greatest example of whozits or whatzits,

A whozits is a catastrophe involving the deaths or incapacitations of a large number of individuals.

Historian Ruxhay Oll attempted to define orders of catastrophe back in the -40s EC and created the Zits scales. A whozits applies to death and injury. Whatzits are circumstances that cause great property damage. A wherezits is used to index thefts and other criminal activities.

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Several decades ago, a gathering of scholars (not unlike our own collection of Encyclopedants) sought to apply more rigorous method to the study of history and to current events. This Organization, whose work came to prominence in the -50s and -40s EC, came to be popularly known as the Bleague of Extraordinary Windbags.

Ruxhay Oll was briefly allowed to have access to the Rod of Quiends, which he tried to incoprorate into his testing to develop the Zits scale in what he hoped would be a manner consistent with the rest of the Chesix System Of Measures.

However, most of the time, he fell asleep, and eventually the Aminfarances Institute of Science and Technomancy reclaimed the Rod, and they have not allowed further researchers the opportunity to jaunt about wildly with it since then.

applied to

Pricludious

Chesix System Of Measures

The historian Ruxhay Oll devised a series of -Zits scales.

Although Ruxhay Oll believed that his work was a modern extension to the Chesix System Of Measures

Citations: Chesix System Of Measures, Bleague of Extraordinary Windbags, Organization