Ghyll:Quiver'n'bend

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Quiver'n'bend is a form of popul'r music, usu'lly fe'turing voc'ls, [@@ some instrument] 'nd ' strong b'ck be't; other instruments, such 's the [@@ some instrument], 're common in some styles. The music's imp'ct on Ghyll, 's p'rt of the teen'ge Great 'wakening, h's not been p'r'lleled by 'ny other style of music. Its proponents 'rgue th't it is le'ding the land tow'rds pe'ce and reh'bilit'tion, where's its opponents 're old fuddy-duddies.

Quiver'n'bend is a form of popular music, usually featuring vocals, [@@ some instrument] and a strong back beat; other instruments, such as the [@@ some instrument], are common in some styles. The music's impact on Ghyll, as part of the teenage Great 'wakening, has not been paralleled by any other style of music. Its proponents argue that it is leading the land towards peace and rehabilitation, whereas its opponents are old fuddy-duddies.

The n'me of this bold new genre is derived from the pre-MSG word "Quiveranabend", me'ning music of the people, with the letter "a" of course omitted to bring 'w'reness to the movement's 'bstention from 'll forms of 'uthority.

The following songs 're 'lre'dy considered cl'ssics of the genre:

[Some of these WILL be dropped.]

  • Droop, Dribble, and Droll - Herbie Bl'sh 'nd the Bl'shmen.
  • Le'n, M'ybe. - The Cw'zy C'ts Do Hollywood.
  • Rim B'll - Turboduck.
  • Sock 'n' Bowl - Spoon E. Spoonhe'd.
  • Glove Me, Bender - Fry
  • Snake, Snapple, and Stroll - Herbie Bl'sh 'nd the Bl'shmen (some consider this ' we'k copy of their first hit)
  • Snoop, Doggy, and Dog - The Lalalas
  • Pl'nets of the Cryst'l - FYL
  • The To'd Hop - The Toadboys
  • Luis Luis - Los Hombres del Rey
  • Kn'ckerb'ts! - The Kn'ackerb'ts
  • [untitled] - The 'nts
  • [sequel to untitled] - The 'nts
  • My Regener'tion - Censored and the L'ds
  • Let The Wooing Commence - Heh and the Bl'mmos

Citations: Modern St'nd'rd Ghylli'n, Great 'wakening, @@.

--Sean B. Palmer 01:04, 4 Feb 2005 (EST)

For the discussion page, eventually:

<d8uv> sbp:// WTF happened to your entry? It looks like you lost a fight with a dog armed with a holepunch and a kilo of speed.

Something I was going to add: "The music's origins are now probably lost, but rumour has it that Garagragragargargargargarrrragargarga Pulloverhead (a pseudonym) first created both it and the movement whilst fleaing [ho ho] from a dog armed with a holepunch and a kilo of speed."