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Dibbed at last, dibbed at last, Thank Ghyll Almighty, it's dibbed at last. --[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 12:54, 4 Apr 2005 (EDT)
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The modern institution of the '''Paramount Queen''' has been drawn as far back in time as the [[Nitenmangrey]].  In ancient times, it was a political/religious office whose precise nature we are as yet too uncertain of to define precisely.  More recently, however, the title of [[Paramount Queen]] is granted to a new female every year, at first informally, but more recently according to a formal and competitive process explained below.
  
The usual quotations:
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== History ==
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The modern Paramount Queen ceremony originated as a beauty contest in [[Folktown]] in the early [[EC|-80s]] as an attempt to attract tourists away from [[Iganefta|Iganefta-on-the-Sea]].  However, it now prefers to avoid terms like "beauty contest" since beauty is (allegedly) no longer the primary criterion used to judge contestants.
  
[[Rancticirchiretic]], on the other hand, holds that [[aquentravalkeration]] was used solely by the royal line of the Nitenmangrey, and was a process by which the [[Paramount Queen]]s ceremonially married the land. [[Supetupheraraphes]] of course rejects this theory ''in toto'', as he denies that the Nitenmangrey were ruled by monarchs at all, and interprets the relevant hieroglyphs as meaning "socially prominent persons".   
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In the early years of the Paramount Queenship, a competition of the females wearing bathing suits was the main event. When the sponsoring organization, the [[Housewives And Nannies' Debatory Banter Association of Ghyll]], Folktown Chapter, decided to make this a less important part of the competition, swimsuit-making sponsors established their own separate competition, "The Ghyllian Princess".  Needless to say, the prestige of Ghyllian Princesses is far inferior to that of Paramount Queens.
  
The foolish notion of [[Rancticirchiretic]] that the [[Conflict That Is Not Happening]] began as a competition between rival claimants to the [[Paramount Queen]]ship of the [[Nitenmangrey]], based on their respective styles of [[aquentravalkeration]], has been universally -- and justly -- scorned. The Conflict, whatever it is or is not, cannot be validly projected nine centuries into the past; that would reduce the distinction between history and mythology to a patent absurdity.
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The competition has been regularly reported on in the [[Folktown Records]] since the founding of that paper. The pageant stressed conservative values: contestants were not expected to have ambitions beyond being a good [[Ghyllian nesting|mother]].
  
The [[Nitenmangrey]] were very formative in our current concepts of governance, creating the notions of the [[Hive-Lord]], the [[Paramount Queen]], and the [[Parliament]]. The Parliament, in particular, is considered a true innovation, and survives to this day, in our Parliament, with many of our strangest parliamentary customs being vaguely attributed to tradition and nothing more.
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With the rise of feminism, the Paramount Queenship became a focus of protests each year, and its audience began to fade.  In an attempt to create a "younger" image, [[User:Arnia|Fingest Arnia]], Worshipful Master of the Ceremony from -62 to -45, was sacked. His dismissal prompted a public outcry. In protest, [[Trung Tro Hampher]] of [[Iganefta]] organized a letter writing campaign to reinstate Fingest; it was unsuccessful.
  
[[Threel]] is also noted for its peaceful demeanor and somewhat sanguine attitude about everything. This is likely due to the fact that almost every aspect of life in Threel is catered, served, provided for a modest fee, or built into the package.  The town has been the official retirement community for the [[Hive-Lord]]s and [[Paramount Queen]]s for as long as the town has been established. Therefore, every occupant of the seaside resort is treated as if they were a former [[Hive-Lord|Lord]] or [[Paramount Queen|Queen]].
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In -7, Torvinquanai Metatron became the first [[Xurient]]al winner, but was forced to relinquish her title when ''[[Aliens Everywhere]]'' magazine published pictures of her [[User:Morbus Iff|covered in a brown fluid]] that were taken before her crowning; finalist [[Carsokian|Phennella]] was crowned Paramount Queen for that year instead.
  
[[Wadjidir]] typically remain anonymous until retirement, at which time they usually become gentlemen of leisure, living off their ill-gotten but well-laundered gainsThey are typically protected from further prosecution by an edict of the [[Paramount Queen]].
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== Competition ==
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The Paramount Queenship is connected to various subsidiary programs throughout Ghyll, excepting the [[Dulalian Empire]], which has a very different notion of queenship indeed. Local contests select local Queens who go on to participate in regional competitions (e.g., for "Queen of [[Iganefta]]").  The various regional Queens go on to compete for the title of "Paramount Queen of Ghyll" at the annual competition held in [[Folktown]].
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Contestants for Paramount Queen and the various regional and local Queenships are selected by panels of judges based on a set of four competitions:
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# Interview: Each contestant converses with the judges on a variety of topics, from frivolous trivia to serious political and social issues. The contestant is awarded points for being well spoken, polite, articulate, and confident.  This competition is less known by the general public than other aspects of the ceremony, since unlike the other three does not take place on a theater stage.
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# Talent: The contestant performs on stage before the judges and an audience. The most common talents are singing or dancing, but a variety of other talents may be exibited at the contestant's choosing; some have demonstrated juggling or playing musical instruments; one even chose to demonstrate the proper way to pack a suitcase.
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# Swimsuit: In the famous swimsuit competition constestants rapidly walk on and off stage in swimsuits and high-heeled shoes. The [[Housewives And Nannies' Debatory Banter Association of Ghyll|HANDBAG]] regulates certain minimum standards of modesty the swimwear must comply with. Judging for this portion of the competition focuses on overall physical fitness, poise and posture.  Until recently, the contestants were required to wear identical, somewhat dated, three-piece suits.  Recently, the organization has allowed contestants to choose conservative two-piece suits or more modern one-piece suits.
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# Evening gown: This is similar to the swimsuit competition, but the contestants walk slowly while wearning formal evening gowns.
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A casual wear section was added to the competition in -1, and is filtering down to regional and local competitions.
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Prizes are given at local, regional, and Paramount level, consisting most commonly of scholarships for use in higher education, sometimes supplemented with money and merchandise donated by sponsors.
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==Edicts==
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Throughout her year, the reigning Paramount Queen issues a variety of edictsThese are generally considered to have the force of law, but are by long custom restricted to relatively lighthearted matters such as the proclamation of Hug Your Fuzzy Animal Day.  Of a more serious nature, however, are the edicts which pardon offenders such as famous [[Wadjidir]]s: these descend directly from the era when Paramount Queens actually ruled as well as reigned.  By the same token, the year itself is often designated by the name of the Paramount Queen.
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==Retirement==
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When their year is over, Paramount Queens generally take their money and merchandise and retire to [[Threel]] to live off the fat of the land.  In recent years, however, some have been going into politics instead:  Yetta Terbium, the Paramount Queen of -2, was actually elected [[rejah]] of her native village, in defiance of all custom.
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==Winners==
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It would be excellent to have a list of Paramount Queens here, but unfortunately none has been published.  Perhaps some enterprising [[Hive-Lord]] could set this as a Question?
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'''Citations''':  [[Folktown]], [[Dulalian Empire]], [[Housewives And Nannies' Debatory Banter Association of Ghyll]].
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--[[User:Jcowan|John Cowan]] 17:02, 6 Apr 2005 (EDT)
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Revision as of 17:02, 6 April 2005

The modern institution of the Paramount Queen has been drawn as far back in time as the Nitenmangrey. In ancient times, it was a political/religious office whose precise nature we are as yet too uncertain of to define precisely. More recently, however, the title of Paramount Queen is granted to a new female every year, at first informally, but more recently according to a formal and competitive process explained below.

History

The modern Paramount Queen ceremony originated as a beauty contest in Folktown in the early -80s as an attempt to attract tourists away from Iganefta-on-the-Sea. However, it now prefers to avoid terms like "beauty contest" since beauty is (allegedly) no longer the primary criterion used to judge contestants.

In the early years of the Paramount Queenship, a competition of the females wearing bathing suits was the main event. When the sponsoring organization, the Housewives And Nannies' Debatory Banter Association of Ghyll, Folktown Chapter, decided to make this a less important part of the competition, swimsuit-making sponsors established their own separate competition, "The Ghyllian Princess". Needless to say, the prestige of Ghyllian Princesses is far inferior to that of Paramount Queens.

The competition has been regularly reported on in the Folktown Records since the founding of that paper. The pageant stressed conservative values: contestants were not expected to have ambitions beyond being a good mother.

With the rise of feminism, the Paramount Queenship became a focus of protests each year, and its audience began to fade. In an attempt to create a "younger" image, Fingest Arnia, Worshipful Master of the Ceremony from -62 to -45, was sacked. His dismissal prompted a public outcry. In protest, Trung Tro Hampher of Iganefta organized a letter writing campaign to reinstate Fingest; it was unsuccessful.

In -7, Torvinquanai Metatron became the first Xuriental winner, but was forced to relinquish her title when Aliens Everywhere magazine published pictures of her covered in a brown fluid that were taken before her crowning; finalist Phennella was crowned Paramount Queen for that year instead.


Competition

The Paramount Queenship is connected to various subsidiary programs throughout Ghyll, excepting the Dulalian Empire, which has a very different notion of queenship indeed. Local contests select local Queens who go on to participate in regional competitions (e.g., for "Queen of Iganefta"). The various regional Queens go on to compete for the title of "Paramount Queen of Ghyll" at the annual competition held in Folktown.

Contestants for Paramount Queen and the various regional and local Queenships are selected by panels of judges based on a set of four competitions:

  1. Interview: Each contestant converses with the judges on a variety of topics, from frivolous trivia to serious political and social issues. The contestant is awarded points for being well spoken, polite, articulate, and confident. This competition is less known by the general public than other aspects of the ceremony, since unlike the other three does not take place on a theater stage.
  2. Talent: The contestant performs on stage before the judges and an audience. The most common talents are singing or dancing, but a variety of other talents may be exibited at the contestant's choosing; some have demonstrated juggling or playing musical instruments; one even chose to demonstrate the proper way to pack a suitcase.
  3. Swimsuit: In the famous swimsuit competition constestants rapidly walk on and off stage in swimsuits and high-heeled shoes. The HANDBAG regulates certain minimum standards of modesty the swimwear must comply with. Judging for this portion of the competition focuses on overall physical fitness, poise and posture. Until recently, the contestants were required to wear identical, somewhat dated, three-piece suits. Recently, the organization has allowed contestants to choose conservative two-piece suits or more modern one-piece suits.
  4. Evening gown: This is similar to the swimsuit competition, but the contestants walk slowly while wearning formal evening gowns.

A casual wear section was added to the competition in -1, and is filtering down to regional and local competitions.

Prizes are given at local, regional, and Paramount level, consisting most commonly of scholarships for use in higher education, sometimes supplemented with money and merchandise donated by sponsors.

Edicts

Throughout her year, the reigning Paramount Queen issues a variety of edicts. These are generally considered to have the force of law, but are by long custom restricted to relatively lighthearted matters such as the proclamation of Hug Your Fuzzy Animal Day. Of a more serious nature, however, are the edicts which pardon offenders such as famous Wadjidirs: these descend directly from the era when Paramount Queens actually ruled as well as reigned. By the same token, the year itself is often designated by the name of the Paramount Queen.

Retirement

When their year is over, Paramount Queens generally take their money and merchandise and retire to Threel to live off the fat of the land. In recent years, however, some have been going into politics instead: Yetta Terbium, the Paramount Queen of -2, was actually elected rejah of her native village, in defiance of all custom.

Winners

It would be excellent to have a list of Paramount Queens here, but unfortunately none has been published. Perhaps some enterprising Hive-Lord could set this as a Question?

Citations: Folktown, Dulalian Empire, Housewives And Nannies' Debatory Banter Association of Ghyll.

--John Cowan 17:02, 6 Apr 2005 (EDT)