Ghyll:Mother Mutton's Golden Books

Dibbed. --Morbus Iff 08:35, 8 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Sbp's old entry:

Mother Mutton was the first to explain why every attempt to do alphabetical sorting in Ghyll, especially by those highly learned in the crafts of language, goes entirely awry. Subverting the common theory of the time that scholars are merely incompetent, she proved that the very fabric of Ghyll itself is to blame. The proof has proven highly popular with Ghyll's scholars, and was quickly augmented to cover almost all other forms of scholarly pursuit, from history to cartography.

The uneducated public were extraordinarily slow to catch on to this idea, so Mother Mutton published her seminal Golden Book of Linear and Dynamic Historical Projection Techniques and Colouring Fun tome to attempt to reinstall the public belief in their scholars.