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Born the son of poor household domestics who emigrated from [[Folktown]] to [[Iganefta]]-by-the-Sea in -xxx[[EC]], when little Johan was just three years old, Johnny grew up with great luxury just out of reach. His mother was the upstairs maid at the home of Griffin Alastair Bommlehodge, who sat on the Board of Ghyll Mechanician's Guild, but retired to [[Iganefta]]. Johnny's father, however, was a day-laborer of the lowest, cheapest kind. He worked the docks when the ships were in and as a carter when there was freight to be moved from the docks to the [[DermPachyges]] office when the ships had left. Unfortunately for Johnny, his father also gambled and drank quite a bit of the cheapest kind of [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]]. Often, he would send Johnny home from a game of whist to collect money from his wife to pay off his losses, threatening to beat both the boy and his mother for any shortages or resistance. In short, Johnny's father brought little to the family and cost them quite a bit. | Born the son of poor household domestics who emigrated from [[Folktown]] to [[Iganefta]]-by-the-Sea in -xxx[[EC]], when little Johan was just three years old, Johnny grew up with great luxury just out of reach. His mother was the upstairs maid at the home of Griffin Alastair Bommlehodge, who sat on the Board of Ghyll Mechanician's Guild, but retired to [[Iganefta]]. Johnny's father, however, was a day-laborer of the lowest, cheapest kind. He worked the docks when the ships were in and as a carter when there was freight to be moved from the docks to the [[DermPachyges]] office when the ships had left. Unfortunately for Johnny, his father also gambled and drank quite a bit of the cheapest kind of [[Ball Lightning Liqueur]]. Often, he would send Johnny home from a game of whist to collect money from his wife to pay off his losses, threatening to beat both the boy and his mother for any shortages or resistance. In short, Johnny's father brought little to the family and cost them quite a bit. | ||
| − | One night, after his mother had paid off a particularly bad loss, his mother confessed to Johnny that the man she'd married was not, in fact, his real father. It came as no great surprise to Johnny, who had dark, black hair and eyes, that his blonde "father" was, in fact, not. So, after stealing a fair amount of the Bommlehodge household silver, Johnny set off to find his own fortune and, if possible, his father. | + | One night, after his mother had paid off a particularly bad loss, his mother confessed to Johnny that the man she'd married was not, in fact, his real father. It came as no great surprise to Johnny, who had dark, black hair and eyes, that his blonde "father" was, in fact, not. When his father got home, his parents began to fight quite loudly and violently. The fight spilled out into the street causing quite a distraction for not only the Bommlehodge house, but the neighbors as well. So, after taking full advantage of the distraction and stealing a fair amount of the Bommlehodge household silver, Johnny set off to find his own fortune and, if possible, his father. |
==A Misspent Youth== | ==A Misspent Youth== | ||
Revision as of 14:14, 16 November 2004
Just making my stub file for Johnny Lightning, y'all.--Doctor Phineas Crank 17:18, 15 Nov 2004 (EST)
Johan Ichabod Lightning, AKA "Johnny", is the head of the infamous Lightning crime family. His rise to fame is well known among the residents of Ghyll and his ascension to the position of Grand Hive-Lord of the Iganefta Back Market is known all too well to the citizens of that fair city. Most of what is known about Mr. Lightning is from his own tales and writings and, as such, must be taken with a grain of salt.
Humble Beginings
Born the son of poor household domestics who emigrated from Folktown to Iganefta-by-the-Sea in -xxxEC, when little Johan was just three years old, Johnny grew up with great luxury just out of reach. His mother was the upstairs maid at the home of Griffin Alastair Bommlehodge, who sat on the Board of Ghyll Mechanician's Guild, but retired to Iganefta. Johnny's father, however, was a day-laborer of the lowest, cheapest kind. He worked the docks when the ships were in and as a carter when there was freight to be moved from the docks to the DermPachyges office when the ships had left. Unfortunately for Johnny, his father also gambled and drank quite a bit of the cheapest kind of Ball Lightning Liqueur. Often, he would send Johnny home from a game of whist to collect money from his wife to pay off his losses, threatening to beat both the boy and his mother for any shortages or resistance. In short, Johnny's father brought little to the family and cost them quite a bit.
One night, after his mother had paid off a particularly bad loss, his mother confessed to Johnny that the man she'd married was not, in fact, his real father. It came as no great surprise to Johnny, who had dark, black hair and eyes, that his blonde "father" was, in fact, not. When his father got home, his parents began to fight quite loudly and violently. The fight spilled out into the street causing quite a distraction for not only the Bommlehodge house, but the neighbors as well. So, after taking full advantage of the distraction and stealing a fair amount of the Bommlehodge household silver, Johnny set off to find his own fortune and, if possible, his father.
A Misspent Youth
Shortly after his parents ...
A Career Change
It was after having discovered ...
Turf War!
When ... began to muscle in on his territory, Johnny ...
Going Legit
Now, in his old age ...
