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I seem to recall having brushed up against these rascals.  Let me check my DIB files. --[[User:PhineasCrank|Doctor Phineas Crank]] 07:39, 1 Nov 2004 (EST)
 
 
 
A group of angry divorced men who formed a revolutionary group in -185 [[EC]] as a response to the [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]], who they considered to be "a bunch of panty-waists who just want to play dressup!"  Predjudices against the [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]] aside, these angry young men began meeting as a drinking society in the [[Cadaver, The|'Daver]].  Originally, all they shared was love lost and the scorn of their former wives, but their anger and frustration took on a political bent after a performance by the [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]].  It seems a play, of sorts, was put on calling for a change in [[Folktown]] leadership.  Of course, a very liberal-minded member of the [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]] was suggested as the replacement.  That would have been fine, but for the fact that she was the former wife of Maximilian Gustavus Grande, the de facto leader of the Houvers.
 
A group of angry divorced men who formed a revolutionary group in -185 [[EC]] as a response to the [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]], who they considered to be "a bunch of panty-waists who just want to play dressup!"  Predjudices against the [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]] aside, these angry young men began meeting as a drinking society in the [[Cadaver, The|'Daver]].  Originally, all they shared was love lost and the scorn of their former wives, but their anger and frustration took on a political bent after a performance by the [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]].  It seems a play, of sorts, was put on calling for a change in [[Folktown]] leadership.  Of course, a very liberal-minded member of the [[Amphitheatre aristocracy]] was suggested as the replacement.  That would have been fine, but for the fact that she was the former wife of Maximilian Gustavus Grande, the de facto leader of the Houvers.
  

Revision as of 21:04, 3 November 2004

A group of angry divorced men who formed a revolutionary group in -185 EC as a response to the Amphitheatre aristocracy, who they considered to be "a bunch of panty-waists who just want to play dressup!" Predjudices against the Amphitheatre aristocracy aside, these angry young men began meeting as a drinking society in the 'Daver. Originally, all they shared was love lost and the scorn of their former wives, but their anger and frustration took on a political bent after a performance by the Amphitheatre aristocracy. It seems a play, of sorts, was put on calling for a change in Folktown leadership. Of course, a very liberal-minded member of the Amphitheatre aristocracy was suggested as the replacement. That would have been fine, but for the fact that she was the former wife of Maximilian Gustavus Grande, the de facto leader of the Houvers.

Of course, these conservative and disgruntled recent divorcés, who were also somewhat drunk, would have none of it. They proceeded to launch a particularly ugly smear campaign via leaflets, posters, loud voices and free beer. The ultimate result was that Adamantine Areola Duphine, Maximilian's former wife, was not elected the Mayor of Folktown, but remained an otherwise obscure bit player in the Amphitheatre aristocracy productions until she finally took her own life.

In the last 30 years, the Houvers have recruited heavily amongst veterans of the Tarkherk Corps who, upon arriving home from their patriotic service, found themselves short of wives, not to mention a place to stay, their own wives having packed up and left without paying the bills. This has given the Houvers a very dangerous undercurrent which strikes fear into the hearts of their own members. Thankfully, the Houvers are usually far to sotted to be of any danger to anyone, even themselves. Some have noted that the year of their founding coincides with the year that the Harrabloon Bank was founded. Both organizations are quick to point out that this is a total and complete coincidence. They are so quick to point this out that many offer that up as evidence the two groups are connected in some secret and nefarious way.

Citations: Amphitheatre aristocracy, Folktown, Tarkherk Corps