Ghyll:Cataclysmatology

Cataclysmatology is the study and measure of cataclysmic events. While this might seem like a dangerous field to be studying, what with the usual outcome of cataclysmic events, it is actually a relatively boring subject. Granted, the early history is filled with Cataclysmic events; almost one every other day. Recent history hasn't been so unfortunate. The most recent event of note for Cataclysmatologists was in -20 EC when Pelon Peak ruptured, nearly destroying the town of Ellensworth.

A Cataclysmic Event is defined as "any event which has the outcome of destroying or nearly destroying a large area of land or property." In -306 EC, Arthir Jhostings discovered that, just before an event of such magnitude that it could be considered cataclysmic, there is a calm feeling in everyone, even the normally uncalm people. He found this out because shortly after the calm feeling he had noticed, a space rock or rock-from-space fell to the ground near Folktown and caused the death of 15 children, who had been playing happily in the fields. Once the event had passed, everyone went back to their previous state of calm or non-calm, as the case may have been. In -305 EC, Mr. Jhostings wrote a paper on the events from the previous year and coined the term Cataclysmatology as his new field of study.

It should be noted that a Cataclysmic event is different from a disaster in that a disaster always sees the destruction of something rather large, while a Cataclysmic event can happen without destroying anything. Most theoalchemists have studied some cataclysmatology as a background to their Theoalchemy. They only study the timing portions though. They do not learn the varied signs by which to tell a cataclysmic event, as noted by Mr. Jhostings. During his first tour, while talking about Cataclysmatology, and it's sister field Cataclysmatonomy, Mr. Jhostings recruited some 30 scholars into his field. By -300 EC there were more than 50 cataclymatologists under the tutiledge of Mr. Jhostings.

In his second paper, The Study of Cataclysms and Their Causes, Mr. Jhostings wrote about the history of our planet and what many events might have befallen it in the past. Through his studies, he made note of more than 100 individual events which happened between -2200 EC and -2000 EC. The most recent of those events happened in -2204 EC and involved a house exploding for no apparent reason. Apparently, no one was killed in the explosion, but the house and the buildings around it were destroyed completely.

In -284 EC, in his third and final paper, The Brief Event, Mr. Jhostings detailed the creation of our world as the briefest cataclysmic event ever. He was summarily martyred for heresy that same year and only one copy of his final paper has ever been maintained, currently being housed in the Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge under strict lock and key. Many of Mr. Jhostings students went on to discover more cataclysmic events of the past and maintained his teachings. The number of contemporary Cataclysmatologists numbers in the thousands, by some counts.

The most recent Cataclymatology paper, written in -19 EC talks about the rupture of Pelon Peak and was titled The Last Great Event So Far, author unknown.

Citations: Bureau of Forgotten Knowledge, Ellensworth, Folktown

--Trousle Undrhil 17:48, 30 May 2005 (EDT)