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The inventor, philosopher, and pioneer of [[Systematic Epistemological Action]] for the masses is remembered for his very precise and instructive manual of the proper way to do things.  His volume ''Not <b>That</b> Way You Splakhead, <b>This</b> Way!'' is required reading in very nearly all schools (with the exception of the [[Aminfarances Institute of Science and Technomancy|AIST]] which prides itself on its own ways). His best known work (in which he lays out the foundations and symbolism of the [[Betrothal march]]) is ''So <b>That</b> Is How It Is Going To Be'' which is in its 43rd revised edition. He is also the author of several books on subjects as diverse as [[Hermeneutics|hermeneutics]], landscaping, architecture, [[Mute Chukarandos|animal husbandry]] and [[Yclepement|yclepemecisms]]. 
  
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His [[Ancestral Burial Tableau]] is truly excessive showing both his love of [http://www.wildandbad.com/files/BriorusJan-Vanderschusen2.jpg rigid] and controlled behavior and his [http://www.wildandbad.com/files/BriorusJan-Vanderschusen1.jpg larger-than-life] approach to all things. His tableau is currently in the collection of the [[Odlucian Library]] and is occasionally placed on display in the main hallway as it would completely dominate any other exhibit.
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Original conceiver of the betrothal march, born circa -300 EC.
 
  
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''"The alimentary canal is thirty-two feet long. You control only the first [[nanit]] of it. Control it well."'' --'''[[Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen]]'''
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--[[User:DrAckroyd|Dr. H. L. Ackroyd]] 14:11, 26 May 2005 (EDT)
  
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In [The [[Opoudelian Starker]]'s] aquatic (or captainly) incarnation he is most often called Vanderdecken or -vecken or -schusen, the last of which is doubtless a folk reminiscence of the famous (and deservedly so) inventor Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen.
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'''Citations:''' [[Hermeneutics]], [[Systematic Epistemological Action]], [[Yclepement]]
  
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The original conceiver of the betrothal march is thought to have been Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen, the noted philosophy and inventor who was thought to be born around -300 EC. As records from this time are hard to decipher, little is known about him.
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The grave of the famous Briorus Jan-Vanderschusen was an incredibly large tableau of roughly 1 kunanit by 1 unanit topped with thousands and thousands of objects. Even now, researchers are still puzzled by the significance of this exaggerated volume.
 

Revision as of 14:11, 26 May 2005

The inventor, philosopher, and pioneer of Systematic Epistemological Action for the masses is remembered for his very precise and instructive manual of the proper way to do things. His volume Not That Way You Splakhead, This Way! is required reading in very nearly all schools (with the exception of the AIST which prides itself on its own ways). His best known work (in which he lays out the foundations and symbolism of the Betrothal march) is So That Is How It Is Going To Be which is in its 43rd revised edition. He is also the author of several books on subjects as diverse as hermeneutics, landscaping, architecture, animal husbandry and yclepemecisms.

His Ancestral Burial Tableau is truly excessive showing both his love of rigid and controlled behavior and his larger-than-life approach to all things. His tableau is currently in the collection of the Odlucian Library and is occasionally placed on display in the main hallway as it would completely dominate any other exhibit.

--Dr. H. L. Ackroyd 14:11, 26 May 2005 (EDT)

Citations: Hermeneutics, Systematic Epistemological Action, Yclepement

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