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===History=== | ===History=== | ||
| − | Aliens Everywhere has played a vital role in exposing aliens and alien activity. In its first issue, subtitled "Don't read this.", it made journalism history by naming the homeworld of all aliens, namely the hollow center of Ghyll named [[Down There]]. In another groundbreaking story, Aliens Everywhere! forced the [[Paramount Queen]] of -7 to step down after showing conclusive proof in photographic format that she was from Down There. | + | Aliens Everywhere has played a vital role in exposing aliens and alien activity. In its first issue, subtitled "Don't read this.", it made journalism history by naming the homeworld of all aliens, namely the hollow center of Ghyll named [[Down There]]. In another groundbreaking story, Aliens Everywhere! forced the [[Paramount Queen]] of -7 to step down after showing conclusive proof in photographic format that she was, in fact, from [[Down There]] and only taking the shape of someone Xuriental. Not being of a race acceptable (e.g. unknown) to the contest, she had to step down. |
===Famous Personalites=== | ===Famous Personalites=== | ||
Many famous personalities have once worked at Aliens Everywhere!, most notably its founder and editor, [[Bobby Shwarmph]], who hasn't been seen since -4 [[EC]]. Another famous personality is the [[Daydream Believer]], who is the double-headed star reporter for Aliens Everywhere!, known for talking in the third person and sometimes reponding to his own questions. Yet another is his second head, known as Head Deux, who owns his own small publication about juggling small animals, called appropriately enough, Juggling Small Animals. | Many famous personalities have once worked at Aliens Everywhere!, most notably its founder and editor, [[Bobby Shwarmph]], who hasn't been seen since -4 [[EC]]. Another famous personality is the [[Daydream Believer]], who is the double-headed star reporter for Aliens Everywhere!, known for talking in the third person and sometimes reponding to his own questions. Yet another is his second head, known as Head Deux, who owns his own small publication about juggling small animals, called appropriately enough, Juggling Small Animals. | ||
Revision as of 08:25, 19 May 2005
Establishment
Aliens Everywhere! magazine was established in -55 EC by Bobby Shwarmph in what he as been quoted as an effort to "misinform the aliens and inform the people". However, no distinction has been made about what is misformation and what is useful information. This is not a problem for the magazine's readers, as they believe that the true content of the magazine can only be understood by someone of the Ghyllian race and who has been a subscriber for five years.
Publication
Aliens Everywhere! is a widely read publication. It enjoys a readership of 100,000 subscribers and 300,000 "bloodly leeches" who read it on the newsstand. It is published weekly, on shepskin paper, in tabloid format. All copies are delivered personally by a short, balding, funny looking, limping man named Gippie who has been the magazine's only distributor since its establishment.
History
Aliens Everywhere has played a vital role in exposing aliens and alien activity. In its first issue, subtitled "Don't read this.", it made journalism history by naming the homeworld of all aliens, namely the hollow center of Ghyll named Down There. In another groundbreaking story, Aliens Everywhere! forced the Paramount Queen of -7 to step down after showing conclusive proof in photographic format that she was, in fact, from Down There and only taking the shape of someone Xuriental. Not being of a race acceptable (e.g. unknown) to the contest, she had to step down.
Famous Personalites
Many famous personalities have once worked at Aliens Everywhere!, most notably its founder and editor, Bobby Shwarmph, who hasn't been seen since -4 EC. Another famous personality is the Daydream Believer, who is the double-headed star reporter for Aliens Everywhere!, known for talking in the third person and sometimes reponding to his own questions. Yet another is his second head, known as Head Deux, who owns his own small publication about juggling small animals, called appropriately enough, Juggling Small Animals.
