Ghyll:Alezanians

While there are absolutely no facts facing the identity of those who once lived in the ruins of Alezan, folklore and even quazi-science has taken upon themselves to create Alezanians. Bobby Shwarmph - or "Robert" as he prefered to be called - says that those like himself who live nearby the ruins simply can't handle not knowing who made them, so even knowing someone false was better than noone at all.

These Alezanians supposedly are remarkably 'evil' in appearance, and are allegedly prone to such activities as kidnapping and devouring badly behaved children, building and then abandoning civilizations, and possibly even tearing up the throats of - rather than eating - said misbehaved children, though the only person to have thought this last possible worked at Folktown records.

Of course, these Alezanians are probably simply a myth... but Bobby runs the Aliens Everywhere magazine, so his words should be trusted.

Citations: Bobby Shwarmph, Aliens Everywhere.

-- Edward Shwarmph Sept 01 2004 11:33 EST