Ghyll:Olaff Devork

Olaff Chroverdent Parapparderrappar Jankywhippersnapple G. Devork was an oddly named fellow since the "G." stood for Greg. Born to an unknown father, his mother has a Bindlet Ball steamstress in distress.

Olaff was well known before his finance days for being the inventor of the Pachygraph system; an attempt to miniaturise pachyderms and send them around Ghyll through small tubes by the means of compressed air. The Pachydermian Union rejected his plans and Olaff lost the little money that he had.

Olaff is known to have owned a pet dog called All Heck. Then, when people would leave his front gate open, he had an excuse to say "don't do that or All Heck will break loose!" He planned to write a book about this pun called "My Sides, They Are A-Splitting".

[Work in Progress; to be abandoned on Friday.]

P.S. Some people spell Parapparderrappar "Parapparderappar", but dey is wrong. Dig?

--Sean B. Palmer 06:51, 20 Jan 2005 (EST)