Ghyll:Jackie Tuckarando

Transcribed from a recovered recollectiball recording:

Anonymous (A): So, uh, what's so special about this one?

A creaky door is heard opening.

Jack "Jackie Tuckarando" Tockanski (JT): Tell me what you see.

A: A tuckarando.

The Tuckarando (TT): A tuckarando.

A: Wow, that sounds jus...

TT: Wow, that sounds just like me.

A: But, how... I didn't ev...

TT: ...complete that sentence.

JT: This, m'boy, is the first of many. A new breed of tuckarandos, with the power of forethought and foreshadowing. It'll revolutionize my business - just imagine: instead of killing someone and losing the combination to their cache, have my tucks listen, learn, and become, and then do the mark away. All the secrets, none o' the fuss. Prop his body up, stick a tuck in 'is throat, and no one'll be none the wiser.

A: But, how... this...

TT: ...is amazing!

JT: That's what happens when get the Q&Ps working with an AE.

JT: Well, it's about time now, I suspect. I'd like to thank you for being such a crucial part of this venture.

TT: I'm not sure what you mean.

A and TT together: Stop that!

JT: Oh, come now. You... you honestly believe I would tell you all this because I liked you? Because you have potential? Dear boy, you are nothing more than an incubator for a ...

A and (TT) together: My fe(et) oh my (creator) (no) You ba(stard)!

JT: How long has it been since your last pedicure?

A mixture of screams, laughing, and the sound of a door closing. A thud is heard, presumably the victim hitting the ground, which caused enough damage to the recollectiball to begin shutdown. The final sounds heard are very faint, but have been identified as Jack saying "'P'Jubal Lives!", followed by the laughter of two or three unknown companions.

Citations: , Recollectiball, P'Jubal, Tuckarando.

--Morbus Iff 10:54, 29 Jul 2005 (EDT)