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==The Snood Trunion, "Scholar" and Purveyor of the Finest of Things==
 
==The Snood Trunion, "Scholar" and Purveyor of the Finest of Things==
Not much is known about the Snood Trunion, aside from the well-documented exploits of his brother and sister TrunionsNo, the Snood Trunion much despises familiarity, prefering to sulk around in the dark, shadowy confines of his grand manor, which is widely known to be the largest building in [[Folktown]].  It is rumored he has a great many young females traipsing his halls, tending to his every whimIt is also rumored that the grand building in Folktown is not even his residenceAs he keeps his business so secretive, most of what is "known" about him is purely hearsayMany don't even know what manner of species of creature he is, and those who do know, and do tell, are taken with their word as false.
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The scholarly pursuits of The Snood Trunion, the youngest of this generation of the Trunion lineage, began when he was but four years out of the womb.  For it was at this time that he set about trying to put together a detailed classification of all his toy blocks not only by color, but by relative size, weight, shape, and number of bumpy things on the topAnd yet, after having devoted seven years of his young life to this endeavor, he felt his life was still not complete.  Thus, he applied to [[Bute University]] at the tender age of 11He was, quite succinctly, denied admittanceThis traumatizing event stilted the poor Snood's image of himself, and he went into hiding in the basement of his parent's homeHe did not resurface until about -9 [[EC]], at which point he published his book of memoirs, entitled ''Playing the Field: How to Pretend to Know Everything About Everything.''  The book was a best-seller for twelve weeksTwo years later, he published a book of [[luminous manuscript|lumics]] entitled ''I Have No Clue What I'm Doing, But I'm Bound to Pen Another Best-Seller by Name Recognition Alone.''  An excerpt:
  
As for the validity of "Snood" being his real name, is has been widely reported that the moniker is indeed an aliasReports of his actual name vary, from one "official" publication outing him as Corinne Gublingmig, the female adventurer from several centuries ago, to another purporting to have evidence of a written certificate of his birth, in which his name is shown to be Bryan AndrewsBut then again, no one could (or should, for that matter) ever be born with such a droll name.
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: There once was a fellow from Ghyll.
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: He doth make his home there yet still.
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: Though once in a daze,
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: To his friend he did say,
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: Man, I can't write lumics for shit!
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Since then, The Snood Trunion has lived in [[Folktown]], the center of scholarly life in all of Ghyll, with occasional sabbatical trips to [[Iganefta-on-the-Sea]], and other far away towns.
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As of late, his contributions to the encyclopedia have been coming postmarked from the village near [[Dŵplat]]It can only be vaguely speculated as to what he is doing there but, as is the common practice of Ghyll and most Ghyllians, vague speculation abounds.  One official source has it on good authority that the Snood has taken a wife from another [[Orthogonalities|orthogonality]] and has decided to abandon the scholarly life to settle in the small village and start a family.  What orthogonality that might be is unknown.  Another likely story has it that the Snood has found another way to further the Trunion lineage, but just what that was remains a mysteryOf course, given that little is actually known about the inner workings of a [[Trunions|Trunion]], it seems quite plausible that he may accomplish feats of reproduction no [[Ghyllian reproduction|Ghyllian]] is capable of accomplishing.
  
 
==Bryan Andrews, Ghyll Player==
 
==Bryan Andrews, Ghyll Player==
 
A young man of twenty years making his home in rural Texas with wife and three children.  At nineteen, obtained an electronic mailing address, situated at [mailto:MysticalGenesis@yahoo.com Yahoo!].  Currently unemployed, as all great scholars tend to be.
 
A young man of twenty years making his home in rural Texas with wife and three children.  At nineteen, obtained an electronic mailing address, situated at [mailto:MysticalGenesis@yahoo.com Yahoo!].  Currently unemployed, as all great scholars tend to be.
  
Entries:
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'''Entries:'''
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* '''U''' - [[Urching tracks]], and phantom [[Toria]].  Please do be gentle in your critiques, as this is my first entry.
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* '''V''' - No entry for V.  My internet was shut off.
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* '''W''' - [[Worrying]], and phantom [[backcountry]].  Perhaps I'm starting to get the hang of this.
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* '''X''' - [[Absolute Erasure]], and phantom [[unknown soldier]].  A spotlighted entry!  My bosom swells with pride.
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* '''Y''' - No entry for Y.  We recently moved, and my internet is not connected yet.  As such, I am updating from a friend's house.
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* '''Z''' - [[Zavinian House]], and phantom [[Trunions]].  My first original entry, and as such, not as cohesive or integrated as I would have wanted.
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* '''R2-R3 Mad-edit''' - [[King Harandraff the Great]], a bit of [[Ickle]] and assorted others.
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This is '''my''' user page, and if I want to arbitrarily change some facets of my character, I '''will''', damnit!
  
[[Urching tracks]], and phantoms [[Underover]] and [[Trunions]]
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==Previous Snood Trunion Bios==
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Previous versions of the Snood bio can be found [[/bios|here]].

Latest revision as of 01:20, 28 February 2006

The Snood Trunion, "Scholar" and Purveyor of the Finest of Things

The scholarly pursuits of The Snood Trunion, the youngest of this generation of the Trunion lineage, began when he was but four years out of the womb. For it was at this time that he set about trying to put together a detailed classification of all his toy blocks not only by color, but by relative size, weight, shape, and number of bumpy things on the top. And yet, after having devoted seven years of his young life to this endeavor, he felt his life was still not complete. Thus, he applied to Bute University at the tender age of 11. He was, quite succinctly, denied admittance. This traumatizing event stilted the poor Snood's image of himself, and he went into hiding in the basement of his parent's home. He did not resurface until about -9 EC, at which point he published his book of memoirs, entitled Playing the Field: How to Pretend to Know Everything About Everything. The book was a best-seller for twelve weeks. Two years later, he published a book of lumics entitled I Have No Clue What I'm Doing, But I'm Bound to Pen Another Best-Seller by Name Recognition Alone. An excerpt:

There once was a fellow from Ghyll.
He doth make his home there yet still.
Though once in a daze,
To his friend he did say,
Man, I can't write lumics for shit!

Since then, The Snood Trunion has lived in Folktown, the center of scholarly life in all of Ghyll, with occasional sabbatical trips to Iganefta-on-the-Sea, and other far away towns.

As of late, his contributions to the encyclopedia have been coming postmarked from the village near Dŵplat. It can only be vaguely speculated as to what he is doing there but, as is the common practice of Ghyll and most Ghyllians, vague speculation abounds. One official source has it on good authority that the Snood has taken a wife from another orthogonality and has decided to abandon the scholarly life to settle in the small village and start a family. What orthogonality that might be is unknown. Another likely story has it that the Snood has found another way to further the Trunion lineage, but just what that was remains a mystery. Of course, given that little is actually known about the inner workings of a Trunion, it seems quite plausible that he may accomplish feats of reproduction no Ghyllian is capable of accomplishing.

Bryan Andrews, Ghyll Player

A young man of twenty years making his home in rural Texas with wife and three children. At nineteen, obtained an electronic mailing address, situated at Yahoo!. Currently unemployed, as all great scholars tend to be.

Entries:

  • U - Urching tracks, and phantom Toria. Please do be gentle in your critiques, as this is my first entry.
  • V - No entry for V. My internet was shut off.
  • W - Worrying, and phantom backcountry. Perhaps I'm starting to get the hang of this.
  • X - Absolute Erasure, and phantom unknown soldier. A spotlighted entry! My bosom swells with pride.
  • Y - No entry for Y. We recently moved, and my internet is not connected yet. As such, I am updating from a friend's house.
  • Z - Zavinian House, and phantom Trunions. My first original entry, and as such, not as cohesive or integrated as I would have wanted.

This is my user page, and if I want to arbitrarily change some facets of my character, I will, damnit!

Previous Snood Trunion Bios

Previous versions of the Snood bio can be found here.