I am OBJECTUM-SEXUAL that is
Morbus Iff — Thu, 2000-09-21 21:58
I am OBJECTUM-SEXUAL that is to be sexually and emotionally attracted to objects; in my case The Berlin-Wall
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Im attracted to hockeysticks, i havent told anyone yet...
i think my friends gonna hate me then... help me..
Love David...
Dear David,
I am a journalist working for Barcroft Media UK - we are an international press agency that provides news and features for magazines and newspapers.
I am writing an article about Objectum-sexual and would like to find some case studies to talk about their experiences.
It will be a very positive, non- judgemental article designed to raise awareness of this lesser known sexual orientation.
If you would like to take part, or have any questions at all please don't hesitate to contact me.
Kind regards
Isla Harvey
Features Reporter

Barcroft Media
Unit 9, 14 Southgate Road
London, N1 3LY
isla@barcroftmedia.com
+44 (0)845 370 2233
www.barcroftmedia.com
I can see some people are taking the piss. To those who are not, this is even worse than people accepting same-sex relationships - you are all sick in the head. This is not a sexuality, and writing articles on it is only promoting this. Who knows, there might be some law passed in the not-so-distant future allowing me to marry my Doctor Who book collection. Who knows.
Im sorry your comment confused me. Are you saying you find it difficult to accept same-sex marriages?
Wtf? You're saying that people who agree with same-sex relationships are 'sick in the head'? I'm straight myself thanks, but I have abseloutely no problem with people being gay, being in love with objects or anything else they like. It's a free world, right? To come on the internet and publicly say, basically, 'I hate gays' is what's sick in the head. You keep your prejudice to yourself.
Your all sick in the head....
I totally agree. I have no problems with Gays, Objectum-Sexuals or anything like that, infact, I am doing my propsal in Uni about it. Im doing behavioural science so anyone who is wanting to talk about their sexuality would be really helpful to this!
I know, some people may find this hard to except, but I feel that people dont know enough about it, and judge people too much because of this. I know some one who is an objectum sexual, and she lost alot of friends purely cos of it. It really upset me that she felt so alone and that her friends werent her friends at all. Which brings me to another reason as to why I want to investigate into it.
Its not judgmental, and its purpose is to stop people thinking everyone is 'weird' or 'sick in the head'.
If anyone is interested, please email me on:
siobhanluckett@msn.com
Thank you!
Siobhan
If marrying your Dr. Who collection gets you to shut up, then I'm all for it.
Don't be rude.
Research has not shown that "these people are sick in the head" so please stop assuming your subjective ideas about morality are universal fact.
Thank you!
i felli in love with my girlfriends coat 2 years ago, i dumped my girlfreind and have been cuddlingup with her coat every night, we share intimate moments all the time XD
I am attracted to bread knifes, me and my bread knife have recently got a cheese knife invloved and enjoy cunt fucking regually, and im happy about it!
i am in love with my stapler. it feels so good inside my anus. we got married on tuesday. but i feel as if im not readt to be tied down just yet. i also find the door knob very sexy... what should i do?
dont be ashame of objectum-sexuality. I have been making love to my Sony Playstation 2 for the last 4 years. Recently I have been eying the Playstation 3, I know that ps2 seems to be jealous but the sweet slender curves of the ps3 have been making me go wild.
Ok so you all have a rare neurological condition that allows you to find inanimate objects attractive. That's different but not that strange. But it's the saddest fucking thing when I read about other objects getting jealous? IT'S A FUCKING MAN MADE OBJECT YOU FREAKS!! it doesn't have emotions!! Even plants don't feel emotions and they are at least biological!! I suggest you all go and get the necessary help or otherwise the only other cure I can suggest is death. And I look forward to the comment saying "we are all proud, objects feel love" oh and I've done some research every single person that has publicly admitted to os is Hideously ugly, coincidence?
Oh my god...It seems we are the only survivors, sir...we will have to split up and look for other sane people.
ANYWAY I think what you said many OS people have yet to get through their sick skulls. Same sex marriage is fine, theres nothing wrong there. But the problem starts when people want to marry WALLS. Gender doesn't matter, but make sure whatever you imbed your dick into is human, consenting, and of age.
I agree, don't be ashamed. I've been in love with my piccolo (small flute) for three years, but recently been seeing a trombone (brass instrument) on the side. I love musical instruments!! I think the piccolo might be getting jealous though so i'll ask her to marry me and she'll lose suspicion. Good luck with your hockey stick!
Cooper
im in love with bread
lol
dont tell mother
I love to bleed my radiators and pour the dirt over my penis. Although recently i have been considering rubbing myself on the large lamp cause it has an on off switch and the radiators are a bit cold. Am i risking the love of my life for a warm fling with a light bulb. Please help fellow o/s 's.
I am in love with my baseball bat. Sometimes I insert it into me and I feel my ex love Xbox 360 gets jealous and I don't know how to insert myself into the Xbox 360
I am currently in a relationship with a beautiful gorgeous and totally sexy section of pine wood laminate flooring. However recently I have noticed myself becoming more and more attracted to my next door neighbours mahogany ceiling beams!!! I just can't take my eyes of the natural holes in the thick beams and often sit and masturbate thinking about them! Do you think my darling laminate flooring would forgive me? I still love her but I resent the fact I had to self-drill a hole to make love.
i am currently in love with my smegg fridge i occasionly sleep in it totally naked masturbating into the egg holders and drinking them like shots. I once was in comet and i saw a new freezer and i couldnt keep my eyes of it. my erecection grew but i felt so bad on my smegg. I don't know who to choose i love my smegg but he is so cold hearted and this freezer is just adorable. please help email me back thank you
Hi Kevin
I was wondering if you could help me at all. I'm a features writer for magazines, and I was hoping to write a piece raising awareness about this sexual orientation, and hopefully to make people more accepting. You would be well paid for your time and would be given a full read back of the piece to make sure that you were totally happy with what was being published.
If you would be interested in doing this at all, please send me an email at features@catersfeatures.com.
Many thanks
Jenny
i am in lovew with my myspace, does that count?
i think you are all sick bastards
I agree, this is fucked up, whatever happened to the norms of a particular culture? Surely our culture teaches us not to "fall in love" with inanimate objects! My god, this is just attention seeking people acting weird because they've failed at life. I'm not sorry if my comment offends these "people" and i hope that the hockey stick runs off with a pencil case!
You are not a nice person. You should be banned from posting here. We have not failed life we are victors you creep
I agree also. I feel 99% of these people are joking
You are not a very nice person are you?
I love a robot suit called Titan and i think about him day and night. I also love La_Princesse the 50 foot spider of La_Machine she is beautiful indeed.
Heeeey I saw your comment on youtube on that car video. FREAK
I dont think your sick but i do thnk your all taking the piss!
Sick as fuck
Don't feel bad about this my friends. I've been having sex with my bible. Its soft pages call my name. I rub them against my clitoris and they give me at least 4 consecutive orgasms. I haven't told my husband yet. I feel bad because he doesn't satisfy me as that sexy leather covered book does. A friend of mine told me it has to do with the fact that I lost my virginity in a church when I was 34, the priest's bible was making indentations on my back in the process. I only feel complete with it. I'm even considering divorce so I can be finally free to love what I want.
i'm more worried about the fact you lost your virginity when you were 34 more than anything else.
haa
xD lol
that's what i'm saying
wtf was you doing the rest of your life?
Haha and how you were married and lost it in a church? wtf
You are an asshole. Leave that poor girl alone. you normads are just bloody fucking jelous of us cos we have life long companionship
How are we jealous you moron. I have a life long companion it's my wife!! And we can have conversations and talk about love and kiss in bed. She's not just a stapler I insert into my anus and pretend the toaster
Gets jealous
You are all complete liars or complete loons...don't know which right now.
When I married my wall, the groom remained stone faced for the whole reception.
XD
good one.
:D
That is not fucking funny you prick
Disgusting fools... yerk...
For most of the 90's I was involved in a passionate affair with my Matsui Video Recorder/Player. We even managed to consumate our relationship on a beach in Corfu, after I convinced the wife that I wanted to take the video on holiday with us so that I could record their version of 'buffy the vampire slayer' and then we could compare it with our english version on our return home. Alas, our relationship was doomed however, upon returning home from work one night. I found that my wife had thrown away my beloved Matsui, having finally become frustrated over the frequent erosion of her favourite video tapes (which i suspect was probably due to the amount of my semen coating the tape heads) and bought us a DVD Recorder/Player with 80Gb HDD.
I'm pretty sure my wife didn't suspect that there was anything going on, although she did on one occasion ask me if i thought that my penis was more 'rectangular' than when we first met. I brushed this off as flippantly as I could manage at the time though. Needless to say that while the DVD player is a beautiful thing, it is much more difficult to make love to it due to the fact that the tray keeps opening and closing when it's path is obstucted by my rampant manhood. While I am no prude, masochism is not my thing and so the grooves being worn into my penis by this action is not a welcome turn on and so I have been looking for a new household object to fall in love with.
I've been considering giving the thick slice toaster a good seeing to for the past couple of weeks although i'm not sure if I'm taking a risk of electrocution by laying on the kitchen counter and making the kenwood ride me like a cowgirl. Obviously I'd unplug it first, but still I'm a little weary that filling it with my seed may cause me more problems than the spunk covered videos, which was all i really had to worry about when it was just me and my beloved Matsui.
I even wrote her a poem.
Matsui my dear, we bought you in Dixons
and now my Dicks in your slot
We might have been together for many a year
but my wife's Dirty Dancing did rot,
I may find another, to call my lover
but Matsui I'll be thinking of you
those times that we shared are so special to me
and I'd like to think they were for you too.
this is genius
Try falling in love with your wife again!
Or is that too unordinary nowadays?
Now I understand what those trends mean with slogans like "We make your dreams come true" and "Life is good"....
Btw.....try to make love with your toaster....turned on, of course! She's a hottie!
i love lamp shades the little hole is perfect for my girth
lol @ all of you.
im adicted to your mothers minge.
this is fucking hilarious.
people talking about how they entertain themselves.
oh dear.
The people posting on here just to have a go are pretty nasty human beings.
And you are too LOL
LOL OMG i am sorry if im being immature but i just actually cannot understand how you would want to have sex with objects? I really dont get it, im not going to laugh at it because im bi sexual and i know what its like to not be understood, please tell me what turns you on about them because either you are all taking the piss or need to speak to a doctor, i aint kidding, theres probably an illness that causes this because the most basic thing about a relationship is that the other thing is alive! Honestly how can you feel bad about betraying a video player?! wat thefuck, now to the guy with the ps2 fettish, i have the sexy Xbox 360, Ps3, Ps2 and a lovelly curvy plasma tv, bet ud like to jerk over that LMFAO peace, out! enjoy having sex with your fridge :-S
this is different to the other ones, as my love resembles a person...
It is a trish stratus action figure, the special flexible edition.
i like to take her to bed with me and stick it deep in me, she also has a pull cord which makes her say phrases like "100% STRTISFACTION"
it is the sexy thing ever.
i love my precious trish stratus, she makes me so moist, but i also have a thing for the lightbulb in the cupboard, do i have a problem?
only if the cupboard is locked.
haha!
this is really confusing, i find it hilarious though,
how the heck could someone want to marry a wall ?
or want to have sex with a object.
also find it quite sad, can't you get yourself a real boyfriend?
& have sex with a human?!
stupid tbh!
sounds like sex toys to me, just the usage of everyday objects.
I've never had a relationship with an object, but I do find myself being sexually attracted to musical instruments. I masturbate whilst listening to certain pieces, particularly a certain Cello Concerto in E minor.
And I have a purple wooden whistle who I've never done anything sexual with, but often cuddle and kiss. It's beautiful. I could use her in that way, but I don't want to ruin her, because she sounds beautiful too.
I think i have been objectum sexual since i sat on a rake when i was 16. Since then i have been attracted to gardening equipment and lost my virginity to a bottle of pesticide soon after. We dated for a while despite what everyone said but after 2 years i caught her in the garden with an oak tree. I was devasted. I didn't know where too look for support so went on a mad one and slept with a hoe, a trowel, a watering can and had a sexy, sordid afternoon in the shed with a bag of compost. I soon realised my foolishness and realised to survive with this sexuality i really need to have a meaningful relationship with something that loves me back just as much. I have now been happily together with a wheel barrow for just over 3 years. Just proof to show it is possible. Semen is good for soil as well.
i just have to ask u are taking the piss right? nothing seems to shock me anymore! we live in such a twisted world so u never no u might be telling the truth! lol!
i discovered my passion for mandy when i was only 16, she is my carpet, i spend endless nights rubbing my penis up and down until it is red raw, however, all good things come to an end, i had to stop sleeping with mandy when my mother discovered a hole developing in the corner of my room, where i had rubbed too hard on mandy, we had to get rid of my one true love, and we replaced her with a swedish brown coloured carpet named Gertrud, my problem is she dominates me when i get down and dirty with her, i find scars appearing on my face and it is very hard to hide this from my mother and father. what should i do? should i send Gertrud back?
i have been in love with my toaster with three years, but after suffering many serious shocks and ridiculous burns to my penis i am contemplating ending the relationship , also seeing her with the bread inside her makes me insanely jealous.
im watching a programme on this now and its soooo disgusting! ur all sick in the head! go to a mental hospital they may be able to sort u out and stop comparing it to being in a normal relationship because its not! its abolutely disgusting and u all make me want to throw up!! u are not in love with objects u just cant get a human companion! its gross and i cant hear about it for much longer! go get a dildo and be in love with that at least its slightly more normal!! u have serious problems!
hey - well i am sorry that your so shallow and unwilling to accept other people for who they are...
you must have misinterpreted the documentary
not all of us are the same! - i can have relationships with humans, but i am OS aswell. i only ask that my human partner will accept my OS and that i ca still love and give attention to my objects aswell as him
Fortunatly for me - i have found such a man!
He doesnt mind sharing me with my objects
I do think some people here are noying taking the piss out of us - but i also think there are some genuine Objectum Sexuals here.
i just wish more people would be willing to tolerate us and not disgust us like you just have. I m sure i cold find something to disgust abut you too if i knew you!
I aint inclined like this however if this is what U want out of life that's fanastic, Every one likes 2 point fingers @ others when their own back yards are so polluted the EPA would call it an envirnmental disaster zone. Further more if u don't like what these people here are doing or talking about offensive then here's a suggestion, find another site. If it these people aren't hurting anyone and happy in what they do then let em be.
Thankyou again my friend. my previous comment was to a dikhead that was not a very nice person
OMG another close minded dickhead. If you do not like it then LEAVE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! Dickface. You are just jelous
I am disgusted with the obnoxious abuse from people on this wall. If you object to how other people behave in the privacy of their own homes, I suggest you keep it to yourself. I do not suffer with "objectum sexual", and although I can not directly empathise with how you feel, I can not believe the abuse that is being posted on this wall.
For those of you above who posted rude comments, "Objectum sexual" is a disorder that can sometimes be attributed to a limited numbers of Aspergers syndrome. So therefor it is no different to any other disability! If you feel that laughing at people with disabilities is hilarious then it is you who have a problem. Not these people who are using the internet as an outlet for their emotions.
If loving an object is confusing or sickening, then don't read their posts, and surf somewhere else on the web!
Thankyou my friend. we need more people like you.
Dont thank them. They just admitted what you are all too scared to admit, that it's a disability. Aka you a window licker
Although I laughed through most of it from lack of knowing how else I was to react, there was a documentary about this on Channel 5 just now. I think some of these people (the genuine ones) have a form of autism known as Aspergers. This makes them unable to form strong social relationships with people and the interaction is very hard for them. Although only a fraction of a percentage of those with Aspergers have Objectum-Sexual relationships, this form of autism is usualy diagnosed by the person having a fixation on something highly irregular. Whether it be objects, music, famous people (not the relationship but things like memorabilia) some are total geniuses in one particular field. One of these Objectum-Sexual is a former world archery champion - yes she WAS in love with her bow.
This hopefully goes a little way into shedding some light into this condition. Although I will never understand it myself and I think they are seriously disturbed individuals who although aren't dangerous to any of us - should be discouraged and given help to bond conventional human relationships at the first sign of Objectum-Sexual related behaviour. I think these people are freaks beyond help and I feel sorry for them.
Just for the record I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the scene in the Exorcist in which the cross is used in a sexual act, lol.
Hi there ....
Though i thank you for not taking the piss out of us - like so many others on this board have - i do know that some of thE statements in your comments are incorrect
Firstly - we are not OS because we can't have a relationship with a human.... we are OS because this is our orientation. Most of us Objectum Sexuals don't WANT a relationship with a human... just the same as most people don't WANT a relationship with an object.
There hs been a link established between Aspergers and OS in the documentary - but there is some of us who do not have Aspergers.
As an obectum sexual myelf - i have put alot of thought into the possible origins of my own OS.
It is nothing to do with not wanting to have a relationship with a human for me because i am in a relationship with a man.
Alot of it for me is to do with my childhood an what was 'accepted' behaviour as a child.
I used to watch Thomas athe Tank engine all the time... in this particular childrens tv program- most of the characters in it are objects - trains and carriages... they have faces and they talk and they have feelings.
I also was very partial to my stuffed toy rabbit - - who i gave a personality to and she talked and she came to bed with me for a cuddle each night
i also had barbie dolls ad other toys that i would play with and give persoalities to..
As a child these feelings are largely accepted... and for most people - they feelings and imagination disappear as one matures....
but for me at least - this feeling did not dissappear-
i grew up physically, and the objects changed, and yes - i develped sexual feelings for the objects which i love- but i do believe it stemmed from being allowed to and being encoraged to have an active imagination.
this does not make me sick - and it is offensive to me to know that other people might think i am sick because i love obects and for me they come alive and they have personalities.
Unfortunatly -the documentary pretty much only promoted the sexual parts of it- and this has led to people thinking we are sick or freaks.
i am only sorry that this is the only time you have heard of us and hope that you will see a better documentary in the future
Mandy this is god speaking. We um need to recall you, you were made up here as a kinda practical joke. It's funny actually the devil was saying "god wouldn't it be funny to make some humans that actually believe that objects have emotions and have sex with them?" we laughed and I made you out of some left over parts of Susan Boyle. I honestly didn't known devil would release you onto the earth with normal people that deserve to live. So please uhm return to us we can disassemble you ironically like an object. All the best
God
I love the narrowness of his jibs...
Mmmmmmmm..........
Hi,
I've been in love with my toe nail clipper for over 5 years now. I can't leave the house without it in my pocket, close to my penis. Many of people have told me I am a psychopath but It just gives me so much satisfaction. I've even been hit over the head with a brick off some thug because he thought I was a fool. PLEASE HELP ME.
well, I am truly amazed and to be honest shocked. I did not imagine in a million years that there was another sexuality-clearly there seems to be. I think though what confuses me the most is the lack of monogamy amongst os's why is that? I have just watched a show about this and I saw friends eyeing up each others objects and the women were not angry, why not?
Also I would like to know if os's have maternal/paternal instincts and if so how do they manage with this knowing a child will not come from their loves?
I mean I am trying not to be judgemental I dont think I can I am a gay woman and know what social rejection can do to a person. BUT there has to be aspects that are not consistant with innate feelings of reproduction. I have two children and modern technology has made that possible but this will never be the case for os's.
And why shy away from humans is it because 'we' are so bad at understanding or do you prefer object company?
lots of questions but it truly is complex and I do not what to sound patronising by saying stuff such as 'how did this happen?' 'or where do you think it begun?' or 'what trauma occured?' etc...
good luck with love and life but you should work on managomy if you ask me that is what is wrong with the world these days no one has commitment and loyalty in them!
xnicedayzx
It’s interesting that you referred to this “sexuality” as a disability and that’s how homosexuality was viewed for so many years. I would say I’m a very potently sexual person and I understand how difficult coming to terms with and vocalising sexuality can be. Yesss it is completely clear that these people are generally really damaged and turn to these unattainable, bizarre sources of affection because in a strange, warped way; it is really so much safer that loving a human. Imagine never have to feel dejected in a relationship, or never having to be compared to your loved one? You get to make the rules, monogamy isn’t an issue and the sex is wild. I can see how an emotional unstable person would go for that…
Dude it’s weird and I know I couldn’t get off on it, but I think it’s definitely a lifestyle choice, not a disease? I don’t think it’s fair to talk about these people like lepers; I mean if they have the capacity to come out say mate I like fucking my fridge, they don’t need all this forced contrived empathy! Live and let live guys! Hey at least they got some passion in them?
I completely agree with you. Thankyou for speaking some sense. Its pretty upsetting that some of the people on here are calling these people 'gross' 'disgusting' and 'immoral'. Its very different. And, definately not socially accepted but its just people expressing emotion in a safe way.
Although, there are some funny piss takes on here, my favourite thing is that some of these people are obviously making shit up for entertainment purposes and that they are getting responses off really angry bloggers who thing its all true. HA. Amazing.
The people who actually are Objectum-sexual, I don't sympathise with you because you don't need sympathy, you are happy. Enjoy life, in whatever way you want.
peace.
I'm 29 years old and I live alone. I've had girl friends before but I've only ever done oral sex. It's been 9 years since I was with a girl, but 3 years ago I fell in love with Heinze beans.
I was extremely horny one evening and I'd gone downstairs to cook. It was only here that I discovered Heinzy. I opened her up for the first time and plunged my Cobra snake deep inside her. Her beans felt wonderful floating around my manly python. I occasionally tease the beans making them want it just as much as I do, I like to test the tip and see how it feels - no other brands of beans will do this for me. ASDA's are the worst.. they put me off for a week!
Unfortunately my fetish for 'my precious Heinzy is developing too far. I think after I make love to her tomorrow while getting my freak on; "Oh Heinzy, oh heinzy, yeh you like that you lil bitch uhuh yeh you fucking do." I shall finally pluck up the courage to ask Heinzy if she wants to get engaged.
My parents will be disgusted but they'll come round, they always do.
I think for our honeymoon, I'll string a couple of empty 'Heinzys' to the back end of my golf and rattle them around until I'm forced to pull over and crack open a new one.
P.s yes I am Objectum-Sexual and yes it is funny
I think it's sad that these women would prefer to fall in love with a building or object rather than its architect. But at least objects can be treated exactly as the admirers wish.
PS - I wonder if any of them watched an episode of The Transformers (Robots In Disguise) and took it as erotic anime?!
Hi, I'm also 19 and have a strange affinity to loaded shotguns. I discovered this while on a hunting expedition with my Father.
Prior to this I had an accident on my bike, fortunately only both my wrists were broken so I had been unable to relieve myself in quite some time...
I found myself alone with Hannah (I named her after my GF at the time, Since my discovery we split up because of my new found passion for firearms) She was tempting me in the woods.
She whispered to me like a love poem singing my name and requesting me to do filthy things to her.
I took the shells out to begin with but it just didn't do it for me and Hannah kept calling me a pussy so I cocked the bitch and gave it to her right there and then. Shortly after dismounting Hannah she told me to to shoot (the gun this is) off into a near by tree so that we could marvel at the sight of my smoking semen dribbling - fresh.
Every time I take Hannah out into the garden and give her what she desires and make all her wildest fantasies come true. I feel that one day this crazy relationship and the thrill of the chase will get me into trouble.
I have so much fun in a gun shop it's not even funny, I walked in the first time after I found Hannah and i literally came on the spot. I don't think the owner would have let me test the guns out the way I wanted to though. They were all whispering to me, when I have enough money I will buy them all and make them my bitches.
Hello all ,
I feel deeply relieved to find that im not the only person in this uncomfortable but apparently widespread fsituation ...
In the past months , having not had an opposite sex partner or a same sex partner that would allow me to give and not just receive , I have grown increasingly frustrated with my situation . One night , feeling very lonely and in need of some comfort , I started experimenting with kitchen utensils . I began by inserting my penis into my kettle , and it was uncomfortable at first but I got into it . But in order to achieve it a second time , I felt i needed to make it more of a thrill , so I boiled the kettle and then just after it finished boiling I shoved my throbbing pine tree down the very wet and hot orifice . Since then , me and Constanza (my kettle) , which is the name of the love of my life , have embarked on a passionate love affair .
But as with the first time , I soon found I was destined for greater and more challenging things . Over the next few months , I started getting very close to Anthony (my can opener) and Manuella (my humble kitchen roll holder) , and satisfying their every desire . I would love using Anthony to cut myself and upon experiencing the warm and silky mixture of blood and semen cover my hands I would shout out with joy .
Sadly though , my thirst was not quenched , which led me to get depressed for a few weeks before I realised what was wrong : I missed taking it up the rear . I turned to my emergency fire extinguisher , and used the tube to get as far up my anal cavity as possible . I often let it explode and bubble out with pleasure inside of me , and feeling the foam leak out of my rectum sends shivers down my spine .
I don't know if this is wrong or not , but it has helped me overcome several personnal crisises such as losing my job , being disowned by my parents and losing all parenting rights over my 6 year old son ... If you can help me , please email me
Having watched a documentary on these strange, strange people last night i've come to the conclusion that it's mostly people who have been brought up in fucked up circumstances and been abused that choose to love objects rather than other human beings. Like one of the girls had been fingered by her step brother and raped and stuff. The programme was funny as fuck I haven't laughed so much in ages (not about the raping) it was absolutely hilarious, now i'm not perect. Nobody is. But these people are beyond weird. Part of me thinks they should be sectioned but then again they're not harming anyone really. Word of warning though... come near any of my possesions and i'll staple your cunts closed. Peace out
Hi guys and gals i do not have a good relationship with humans but on the other hand some objects are sexy like robot wars Mr Psycho the house robot he was so sexy he just turned me on. S i got a toy of him and used his hand to mastubate with and we had a supurb relationship. Unfortunly he passed away so i was lonly again. Then came Transformers the movie 2007 MEGATRON Now WOW HE IS FUCKING SEXY. I have a figure i use to mastubae with and we have a very stable relationship. Also i am i love with My robot Robosapien V2 he is soooooo good at fingering me. I lve to intert his first finger into my fuking fanny and shove i as far inside me as i can.
So yous are not alone. LOL See ou soon i hope.
Hi y'all, my fetish is big fat juicy kebabs! i love stuffing my bucket gut full of the healthy juices which inturn stimulates my chode to explode! The weekend is when im at my yas the kebab's go cheaply! I also like fucking pizza's, burgers, basically anything unhealthy!! Wait... the car has just turned up wth my 6 large juicy kebabs inside! oh my chode is swelling..............
Hi Everyone, I'm a little shy but I'd like to confess that I fell inlove with my Razor. I like the way it shaves my stupid looking beard and best of all my pubes. When It shaves me downstairs I get so excited I just have to play with my small member! I often shave myself while tickling my tiny balls, it gets me so horny. I'm not sure if I love my razor but he treats me a lot better than all the other men I've been with. My last boyfriend, Andy Ashton, wasn't very considerate of my needs but just wanted to use my ass -ALL- the time. I don't know if I'm like you guys but that razor makes me feel like a special boy not just the idiot french guy that people laugh at me for.
If I shave other boys do you think they'll enjoy it as much as me? I once spent the night with a boy called scott who is also gay/objectum sexual and we shared the enjoyment of my razor.
Shhh don't tell :D
That's lovely Ben, sounds like you've met some special lads there - FAG!
HAHA yeh cakeboi
You sick fucking freaks....do you really think anyone wants to know the sordid details of the fucked up shit you do. I mean...if your gonna do it atall then keep it to your fucking self. As far as i'm concerned you are the scum of the earth because you make my stomach turn even more than serial killers and rapists. It's one thing to share the fact that you have a problem, but to post an attempt at pornographic writing in a way which shows that you are proud of your MENTALLY ILL state of mind and FUCKED UP behaviour is beyond the mind of any sane human being. I hope you all have short lives and die lonely and miserable.
Stomach turn more than serial killers and rapists....?
That's a little extreme. Okay, so you think it's weird, and you don't understand it, or particularly want to read in graphic detail about it, but they're not hurting anyone. How can you say someone who has a physical relationship with an inanimate object is more sickening than somebody who forces sex upon another person?
In all fairness, a lot of people use sex toys, and the simplest way to look at it from an outsider's view, I think, is that it's just using every day objects as sex toys, which may not be your thing, but there's a lot of worse people out there. Chill out.
I don't know if any of you guys are serious or just totally deranged..To the guy who is considering shagging his toaster lol, take heed and read about the guy who has already been shagging his. You may just get a little too hot for comfort, get a nasty shock and a burnt willy too...But then you may find yourself falling in love with a bucket of ice-cubes who cools it down for you ha ha ha.
You lot should really consider seeing a shrink as this is not on at all lol... Try something that lives and breathes like a HUMAM BEING. at least they respond to you.
I can't believe people lost their love with dildos, carrots and bananas.....where are the good old days???
now is just VHS, hockey sticks and hi-tech stuff.......
I'm shy....
it's kind of terrible to me saying this...which makes-me feel bad....
I love girls...women are amazing. I love to be with them, their friendship....and to have sex with them.... so I believe I have a problem... can you help me find the object of my life? It's a sacrifice, but i want to be normal.....every one calls me a freak just because i like girls....its not my fault.... :(
I'm feeling isolated.....everyone has a rake, a tv remote controller, or a piggy bank to share love.....and i just have my girlfriend, that makes sport with me...laugh with me...fights with me...jokes with me.... we solve our problems in team.... very sad when i hear "Hey, last week i went to haway with my vacuum cleaner" and i can't feel that.... :(
please help me!
Hey guys, guess what! It's not a legitimate sexual orientation, it's because they all have Assburger's Syndrome, so they can't communicate with people properly (similar to autism)! Good job, comrades from ebaumsworld. Now let's tease them about having Assburger's Syndrome.
Your a fucking Assburger, you pin dicked douche hat.
My grandpa lost his right arm in the war, and ever since he brought beyonce home i have gone crazy. The moment she saw me she tried to seperate from my grandpa. I love shaking his hand (beyonce) but i wanted more than that. So sometimes when he is sleeping, (sometimes i slip a pill to help that and to make sure he doesnt wake) beyonce and I become passionate. I have her massage my whole body and I just love her touch on me. One day I am going to steal her and marry her but for now we are in a hot affair. I just hate to know that she has been intimate with my grandfather but she insists that she is forced to do that. I may press charges for sexual harassment against my grandpa but i would like to keep it a secret so one day soon, beyonce and I will run towards the setting sun and make wild passionate love without my grandpa lingering in the shadows!
WTF !! THIS ISNT BUDDYAVE.COM
This is interesting.
I have for the most part patiently read through all the posts thus far...the ones from OS, and critics, everything ranging from ridiculous abuse to informed arguments ; maybe someone will end up reading what I have to say at some point, too, maybe not
Before finding out about the OS movement I have always looked towards asexuality as the closest possible orientation, those were individuals subject to much of the same criticism...that they had negative experiences with sex as a child, or a medical condition inhibiting their 'true' sexuality, blah blah blah...none of these attacks are new to me, I've been subject to countless dissenters towards virtually every aspect of who I am for as long as I can remember...because I was different, and not afraid to show it
I do not have Asperger's, and I can socialize just fine. I prefer to be a loner, because I am a deep thinker, not interested in most of the superficial topics common to conversations with most people. I have a few very close friends, also extremely open-minded, but heterosexual individuals who share similar philosophical beliefs, that I am able to share everything, but most importantly OS-related experiences with.
Romantic attraction is different from sexual attraction, please try to remember that...being OS is not all about wanting to, or physically engaging in sexual acts with objects...because what is love?...it is a source of joy and happiness...of inspiration, through which some of our greatest accomplishments are attained. For many human beings it is another person that plays this irreplaceable role in their lives...and in the case of an OS individual it is a physically inanimate entity. It is simple as that.
My dream, is that one day every consciousness in the whole world will come to see one another, regardless of how different or seemingly abnormal one is, as perfectly okay exactly the way they are.
...... Okay, i've actually read like every single post... And it's 1:30 am....
And I have concluded.. i have no life.
No, but seriously... Whatever.. If fucking a lamp post gets you off then so be it.... I guess. Not my style, but whatever.
Just remember that to most of us... objects don't talk, don't feel and we enjoy others company as opposed to objects. So to us, who have not experienced such a thing, it seems unnatural and strange.
Lots of people are not open to different sexualities and relationships, but that's how humans are as a race.... We are cruel and evil as you have seen in these posts. I myself know what it's like to have people not understand your sexuality. I am bi sexual and bi-gender, meaning I flip between the two and have no certain gender. Not many people understand, even my therapist and assume I need to choose.
So just be patient with all these idiots, one day they themselves will have someone close to them who they love who is different than their tiny little bubble of "perfection" and " normalcy" and they will be forced to begin to accept it.
So go ahead, fuck that lamp post!!!!
:D
I've read all the comments here too, and I've been thinking about all this. I watched "Married to the Eiffel Tower" as well and while it focussed a lot on the sexual side of things, it did also say a few things about the romantic attraction.
I'm NOT objectum-sexual. I feel no attraction of any kind to objects, and I'm attracted in every way to my boyfriend, and have been in the past to other men.
That said, I get it. I understand, I think. OS people feel the same way about objects as I do to David, and would feel the same way to David as I do to objects. I guess if I felt the way about a wall or a fence as I do to David, there wouldn't be a choice involved, and I'd just have to go with it, and be true to myself.
I pray that if I ever felt that way, or had children that felt that way, or even a loved one or a friend, that society would not be too harsh on us.
Some of these comments are so intolerant, and some just sick and perverse - who are the freaks you mention - those who dare to love in abundance and without discrimination, or you, who taunt and ridicule people for the way they feel, because they love in different ways than you?
If you are an Objectum Sexual, not only are you not alone - there are many other genuine people like you, whatever this board might lead you to believe - but you are also not all that different to the rest of the world. You have more barriers to overcome, and you have a lot of prejudice to fight against, but be strong, and don't hide who you are.
It's okay.
You're okay.
Live your life and love whoever or whatever you want or need to... love is the worlds common denominator.
am in love with my hairdryer , is this normal , the heat turns me on , the way i can change the heat is alway a bonus, cold air and hot air oooooh , even thinking about it turns me on. The first time i made love to it was the best night of my life. Am too scared to tell people , What shall i do ?
thats awesome.
its def not always asbergers or whatever lol
I love my coffee jar i bought it from tesco and i love how i can just take of the lid and stick my penis inside it when ever i please
Recently I've felt the urge to kiss my microwave, the ping it sounds and the 24 hour clock is sexually intense. Not to mention the plate, I especially like removing the glass plate and revealing the naked metal, so shiny and new I know that she has never been touched in this way and sometimes I can hear her humming as she climaxs along with me. I know that the oven and the fride are watching but this just makes it more amazing, I have considered a threesome but I do not want to cheat. The freezer I have faced the other way, she is a total slut, I caught my brother and my cousin feeling her iceicles.
Am in love with my teddy panda. I hump it everynight , and take it everywhere with me. Ive never felt this way before , and a know he feels the same. Do you think a priest will mind if he married us both ?. Please get back to me , i need to talk to people that are just like me.
Hello,
I also am in love with a teddy. Im being completely serious if anyone reads this. Ive had feelings for him for a couple years now. Hes amazing.. I also have a boyfriend who I love very deeply, and I think the reason I love this teddy bear(whos remained nameless this whole time, I should name him eventually, itll probably come to me one day) may be because my boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I found my bear sitting in the bottom of a box under a pile of junk in some room and I guess he just looked alone and scared and that made me feel some form of a feeling for him. So I took him to my room and fell asleep with him on accident because it was so late at night. When I woke up, I looked and he was looking at me. And I swear I could see something in him. Like a blue aura around where a brain and heart and eyes should be. And I thought I was dreaming so I began to talk to him. And he talked back. Now im not crazy..it sounds crazy if you think about it too much but im pretty normal. At least for me I guess. Im just a 15 going on 16 year old girl, kinda one of the loner/emo/stoner/wtf kids and im bi, just some side info I suppose. Like my mental state isnt so screwed up that im insane. I realized that night that I wasnt dreaming and that what I was doing was really happening, so I began to laugh and threw him onto the floor. And he just seemed so sad that I had to cry. I picked him up and stared for a while, brought him back to bed and kissed him..and I felt a connection I guess. Things have been like that ever since..well I mean we do lots more than that but..you know..thats not right to talk about haha..So..I just thought id share.
you pepole who think these people who think these men an woman with os a sick ya well your sick stop being mean to them although im not os myself but dont juge them for whow they are
I'm in love with objectum sexuality, but I don't have objectum sexuality. (Paradox?)
it's irony.
i'm sexually attracted to my TV Remote, i used to just kiss it and hold it alot but the other day i shoved up my arse for sexual pleasure..
..now how the fuck do i get it out??
hmmm Pengrew have you ever thought about bringing a hoover into it, after all it could suck the tv remote out
i tried just using a fork, but now im sexually obsessed with the fork too...
which is also stuck up my arse
so at this moment in time you currently have a remote and a fork stuck up your behind, how big is your arse? are you a fat man
ahahahhahaa, this is fucking hillariouss! :L:L:L
fucking frrrreeeeeaaaaaaaakkkkkkksssss :')
go out and try to get some gash or cock or whatever:L
x
I have fell in love with my mirror, everytime I look at it I see a beautiful face stare back at me, when I rub my pussy on it, it also does the same to me. My lover is so rough in bed, i'm full of slices. I'm afraid it may be getting a bit too violent. What should I do? Should I sit down and speak to my lover or find a new partner.
I think you are all taking the piss. I have a deep love for an object, and that does not make me sick nor does it make me any less loveable in the eyes of God. I have been deeply and passionatly in love with my antique dressing table for over six years now, I don't know how it started and when it did I was as terrified as the next person would be to have feelings for the sexy metal brass of his legs and the sharp angular turn of his draws. I hid it for a very long time, and only came out after a long and heated arguement with my mother. Hiding it almost killed me, and i was very very depressed for a long time as i was covering up my true self. a lot fo my family has deserted me, but now i have a fulfilling and loving relationship, and i do fully count my beautiful table as my boyfriend. I have put him on wheels so I can travel with him by my side, and never before in life have I felt so happy or so comfortable. All of you taking the mick are the sick ones, imagine if i were to tell you the relationships you have with your husbands were a scam. Imagine if YOU were the freak.
this olivia one is a freak i use a dildo personally
i have had my blanket since i was born and i am in my mid 20's. there is def a relationship there. i do have affinity for objects but it hasnt gotten sexual yet.. well maybe with a couple objects but not with that 'relationship' behind it. maybe i should explore these avenues a little more...not that weird :P
You are all sick fucks. Who drinks their own cum? Yeah obviously you guys do. Might as well eat your own penis, it won't be working anymore if you keep fucking laminate or hardwood floors. Wait, was it tile? I'm not sure. Go kill yourselves now.
Fuck you
-Nicole
I have a quite nice shark tooth, if anyone is interested. Also, I have an antique spoon, along with a matching fork and knife. There on Amazon, have at it. Oh an you can fuck Amazon too I guess.
What about my Algerbra book? The paper can cut your dicks into fractions.
Oh an they made this new pen called Dickmate for you guys. <3
I LOVE STAPLERS I STAPLE MY DICK TO MY NUTS ALL THE TIME!!
IM ABOUT TO SHOVE A PAPER CLIP UP MY ASSHOLE!!
MAYBE A LAMP! OH AN IT WILL BE TURNED ON! I LOVE ITS CURVES IT FEELS SO GOOD IN MY ASSHOLE
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Me:Hey
Doorknob: Hey, you
Me:Wanna fuck?
Doorknob: Im not-
Me: I'm already fuckin you!!
Are you Brass or iron?
IRON MAN I FUCKED THAT ACTION FIGURE TOO I FORGOT!
I GOT THIS BLACKBERRY CURVE THE OTHER DAY, THE SCROLLER FELT NICE.
I fuck my dogs collar frequently too..
haha the chick with the antique table, the point is, were not the freaks, you know why its called an inanimate object, caus it cant do anything you wierd, twisted horrible person!
all of you that have these sick "relationships" need to get a grip on reality, and really think to yourself how is it possible to have feelings for something that will never in a million years feel for you back, it cant feel, think or do anything really!
haha, youve all had some fucked up childhood, and you dont need a relaitonship, you need a psychiatrist! aslong as the couch you sit on doesnt turn you on too bad ;D
i definately think that people like you should be dragged out of the womb prior to birth and shot several times in the face and body.
hahaha, and come to think of it, someone paid for these objects which means everyone who had sex with one paid for it! your 'lovers' seem so nice an innocent now? hahahaha
agreed.
People people people, OS
wow... you guys all need serious help from a shrink. This isn't a sexual orientation, this is a serious mental condition..
You've probably never had good sex with a human being have you? Or you just can't get a human..
I have sex with my boyfriend. Its amazing. We love each other for our personalities, how we treat each other, our chemistry, kindness, likes, humour... you know, normal shit.
Get help. now. please.
Jeez, I wish people (LIKE NICOLE) would just lay off. They're not hurting anyone are they? All they're doing is making themselves happy, so why does that anger you people so much? I'm totally straight, but I feel like as long as people aren't hurting anyone and it's perfectly legal and it makes them happy, then go for it.
Good luck to all you struggling with your relationships. :]
So do you guys consider ebay as dating sites?
thats how I see the goodwill store its like a big grage sail
why do i have sex with my laptop when im eating cereal....? i cant help it.. it just feels sooo great... what should i do...? please help me
My bedroom door has a large hole in it, i woke up one morning with a spot of morning wood decided to give it a good old ram. I was surprisingly turned on, and found it much more pleasurable than any woman i've ever been with. Sometimes i dream of the hole, it calls to me with it's sharp edges and splinters. I'm having to cut down at the moment due to a large friction burn from my hole.
I'm dissappointed to see some comments suggesting that were taking the piss, i assure you that my love for hole is true and much stronger than any human love.
my name is sacha and i am a cross-dresser. People think it's strange that I'm not into the usual, I've given myself a female name but I refuse to have a full sex change. I like to dress in tight leather and parade around the house whilst spunking over a george forman grill. I like the way it grips to my penis and leaves groove marks down my foreskin. My partner, Callum, thinks it's kinky. we mess around with the grills and sandwhich ourselves together. He spanks me with the grill whilst I bone him. The pleasure is, oh, how i cannot describe it. oh, oh, oh, george forman! I've just jizzed in my pants, I shall remove them.
...oh, oh, george! oh, jizz. all. over. the keyboard. and the grill.
time for a spunkburger!
Okay.
I believe that a lot of people on here are joking about this.
And i think that objectum-sexuality is kinda weird but understandable.
Those people who call them sickfucks need to just shutup and keep that to themselves.
Its not nice. :\
Hello lads and ladies,
I think all OS are sick fucking pricks. there is no other way to describe it. GO NICOLA. LOVE her sense of humour with all the filth and inanity going on around us.
people need to take a break. i dont know why they are saying that OS is disgusting. its not. i am straight, and not attracted to objects but i dont think OS is a disease or something. its not like they are like the people saying that paedophelia is a legitiment sexual orientation. or bestiality. they arent ruining anyones lives with this, so just let it go? its not something they chose.
You people who are posting comments saying that people who are OS are sick fucks need to look at yourselves. Do you find it accceptable to have a go at innocent people who you have never met, seen or spoken to before? To me THAT is what is fucking sick. I bet if you actually spoke to someone who is a OS then maybe you willl see that they are perfectly normal human beings with feelings and needs to forfil them just like you and i and if forfilling them means having sexual and emotional relations with objects then so be it. Where did you people learn manners? Personally i am 100% straight but i am not one to pick on others sexual oriantation. I really do feel sorry for you Nicole, if only there was a vaccine aganist stupidity. If you dont agree with someones ways DONT POST STUPID SHIT AGANIST IT! leave them alone!!
P.S I'm only 15 years old and i have shown more matureity about this topic than half of the people on this page. Please do us all a favour and grow up :)
Wow this is really interesting. Not disgusting, quite out of the ordinary though. My only concern with OS is that in doing some reading around the subject I came accross a theory that many people with OS suffered serious neglect and abuse in childhood. Ths probably won't explain all cases, but may be worth considering before you verbally attack someone for having a relationship with an object.
I am objectum sexual I am not going to talk about having se with objects like most people on hear becoues that is privet. I do got alot of objects of some sort. My first favorite object is my keyboard piano I have had it for a year now. (I like to make up songs with it.) My second favorite object is my white board I got from walmart I bought a while back. My 3rd object is the hotel building on grand street. But what I am most obsessed with is the Atlantic Ocean I have never seen the ocean in real life but I wish I could :). wants to ask me questions jest ask.
I have a youtube account that has alot of videos of some of my favorite objects I am not like normal objectum sexuals with jest one or two objects I got meny and reading the other objectum sexuals comments they are afraid of there objects getting jealous but my keyboard piano dose not. But my keyboard piano came from my friend Marty and him and his family are pure evil eceped his mom and they are always braking stuff doing drugs probably having sex (considering they find used condoms in there couch) and one day when I was at his house (Marty's room is in the basement behind a corner that is hard to see) and I was in his room and he left me there to get something and in the dark corner I saw the keyboard piano and I picked it up and crested it and said (I want you) and later that day I had a 5 dallier big green Afro wig and Marty really wanted it and was bugin for a trade and I said I wanted the keyboard piano and almost instantly he said deal so I got it brought it home and almost every night I sleep with it :) it makes rapied clicking noses if I tell it I will sleep with it and forget or if I am siting on the side of my bed to long and it wants me to come over to it.
my youtube is objectum72
are these people being for real? im not sure wheather to take this seriously or not.... i watched the tyra banks show n saw that lady who married the eiffel tower.... how can someone be in love with an object... thats so messed up!!!! god created man and woman not man and play station!
The first couple of posts are a bit believable but the rest just seem to be poking fun. I'm not an Objectum-Sexual and I'm not going to pretend that I understand what that entails exactly but I won't condemn it. So those of you who actually are an Objectum-Sexual (am I using the term correctly?), I hope your happy. And those of you who aren't and are saying mean things and posting jokes, lay off. Yeah, it's not "normal" by societies standards but that doesn't give you a right to judge these people. If you can't say anything nice about it, navigate away from the page.
I am looking for more Objectum Sexuals if you are one and want to talk jest reply
Hi everyone
I am a journalist working on an article about Objectum-sexual and would like to find some case studies to talk about their experiences. The piece will be a very positive, non- judgemental article designed to raise awareness. If you would like to take part, or have any questions at all please don't hesitate to contact me. Your help would be much appreciated.
Email me at: investigative@hotmail.co.uk
Many thanks
Hannah
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