Winer Wishes Woes

Dave Winer, who labeled me a monster for purportedly wishing him dead, wishes not one, not two, but three deaths (as a last resort, though: choices, choices!):

How dorky is an application used by three people that hits one of my sites 10K times a day? Sometimes I wish the kids would just grow up. Or if that's not possible, at least leave home. Or if that's not possible, die.

UPDATE: Winer replies: "I thought you took death wishes as art, self-expression."