The Cat Made Me Do It

From #disobey:

<Morbus> anything i can help with?
* Morbus says with bated breath.
<Morbus> baited breath.
<Morbus> jesus.
<xxxxx> bated
<Morbus> is it? i thought it was.
<xxxxx> means held
<Morbus> just looked weird on paper.
<Morbus> or whatever this is.
<xxxxx> baited would be eating cheese to catch mice
<Morbus> or running tuna on your balls so your cat will lick you.
<xxxxx> um, yeah
<Morbus> don't look at me like that
<Morbus> it wasn't my idea. it was the cat's.