True Story

From #disobey:

<jcgregorio> hey morbus!
<@Morbus> joe!
<@Morbus> its been forever
<jcgregorio> yeah, been busy Buried is more like it
<@Morbus> i hear ya
<jcgregorio> you been busy too I see
<@Morbus> naaah
<@Morbus> i've been slacking off as usual
<@Morbus> the other Morbus, now he's been busy
<@Morbus> oh wait, you don't know
<@Morbus> last month, I went to get my head examined
<@Morbus> apparently, i'm schizophrenic
<@Morbus> both personalities know of the other
<@Morbus> but, I am, indeed, split in two
<jcgregorio> probably can't fix that with sticky tape, eh?
<@Morbus> unfortunately, not
<quasi> Morbus: pretty cool - two people to share the workload ;)
<@Morbus> quasi: yeah, that's what I thought
<@Morbus> We even tried sleeping on offshifts
<@Morbus> so, the other personality would be sleeping now, right?
<@Morbus> we had hopes that we'd never have to sleep again
<@Morbus> but, sadly, its a mental disorder, not a physical one
<@Morbus> so the body still needs rest and all that crap
<@Morbus> our experiment failed rather rudely after 4 days
<@Morbus> I still have the gash from when I collapsed :(